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posted by orkneymatrix
Critics: 23% Positive.
Average Rating: 4.1/10
Reviews: 202
- Positive - 47
- Negative - 155

Audience: 47% Positive.
Average Rating: 3/5
Ratings: 92,757

"It's technically impressive and loaded with eye-catching images, but without characters or a plot to support them, all of Sucker Punch's visual thrills are for naught."

Critics:

Gun-toting hotties combat assorted villains and their robot henchmen in this tawdry, repellent action fantasy.

Snyder likes to think that his Russian nesting doll of a concept is enough to excuse its hollow center.

It's close to what Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez were after with their Grind House double-header, but shot through with Snyder's own psychotropic brio (which is something like the unholy union of David Lynch, Brian De Palma, and Ken Russell)

The movie spins out of control, until it collapses in a heap, senseless.

The baleful influence of David Lynch, kung-fu pictures and Shutter Island lie behind its rancid lucubrations.

I don't doubt that Mr Snyder is possessed of an imagination; it's just that what he imagines is hackneyed, meretricious and boring.

Have we already found the worst film of the year?

If you thought Zack Snyder's previous films, among them 300 and Watchmen, were over the top - cliché-embracing, muscle-bound pseudo-triumphs of digital effects over storytelling - they have nothing on Sucker Punch.

Proves that while masturbating over your cast may not make you blind, it can impair directorial vision.

Snyder pulverises our senses with derivative digital images and obvious musical choices. But his failure to delineate the levels of 'reality' is confusing and self-defeating.

It's not often you see a film that makes you think, 'I wish I was watching Yogi Bear again.'

Ambitious and visually impressive as a pop-video mash-up, but, lacking a strong emotional core, it doesn't quite cohere as a fully satisfying movie.

A series of extravagant computer-generated adventure scenarios linked by grim mental hospital plot, Sucker Punch represents a particularly ambitious exercise in tedium.


Director Zack Snyder and his production crew clearly had great fun envisioning this swords-and-corsets fantasy. Few others are likely to approach their level of enjoyment.

The suckers here are the poor mugs who leave their dollars at the door. And for what? A seedy, desaturated, overstimulated simulation of a real movie. Schlock treatment for comatose gamers, and a bomb with a bright pink cherry on top.

The movie is like an arrested adolescent's Google search run amok.

Map! Fire! Knife! Key! (Well, eat drink man woman to you too, honey.)

Looks aren't everything. Case in point: Sucker Punch, a dazzling visual design that goes tone-deaf every time it opens its dumb mouth or makes claims to profundity.

An indecipherable, hypocritical mess that proves you can fill a movie with scantily-clad women with big guns and it can still bore one to tears.

"Sucker Punch" is what happens when a studio gives carte blanche to a filmmaker who has absolutely nothing original or even coherent to say.

My personal rule of film enjoyment goes a little like this: you can be miserable or pointless, but you can't be both. Sucker Punch works hard to be both.

I can't be sure whether it's brilliant or idiotic, although I'm pretty confident it's both, and not always in different places or at different moments.

You've never seen a movie like Sucker Punch. And depending on your entertainment preferences, you may not want to.

In the end, Snyder confuses going ugly for getting serious, and he destroys his movie completely.

Wild, loud, fetishistically stylized, and...numbingly dull.

There is nothing here to enjoy, beyond the tiny satisfaction in noting that the movie lives up to its name.

[The] mash-up set pieces blend into so-awesome-they're-awful slo-mo monotony, and the awful sisterhood stuff in between makes you anticipate the action as though waiting for the bus.

[A] cacophonous, half-digested mass of pop-culture influences.

Zack Snyder's storytelling skills remain in question in his latest CGI spectacular.

It provides sporadic seconds of splendid eye candy separated by minutes of muddled exposition and flat acting.

"Close your eyes. Open your mind. You will be unprepared," is the movie's ad slogan. Indeed. You will be unprepared for a film packing this much confusing crud into a little less than two hours...

A wonderfully wild provocation - an imperfect, overlong, intemperate and utterly absorbing romp through the id that I wouldn't have missed for the world.

Snyder has described it as "Alice In Wonderland with machine guns," but it's more like The Pussycat Dolls Present Steampunk Kill Bill, only more assaultive and pandering than that description suggests.

One feels for the talented actors swept into such hokum.

Director Zach Snyder offers a peek inside his head, which turns out to be a vomatorium of pop culture's every geeky element.
So I'll give you the story.

Me and one of my friends where talking about wanting to see this movie at lunch last year.(This was a before I saw the movie)

And my other friend (Who was talking to someone esle) comes out on no where saying: 
"You guys wanna go see Suckerpunch. Why? It's just girls in skimpy outfits fighting shit! It's just a guys fucking fantasy. Like come on. It's just fucking sick."

I just moved on with out saying any thing to her. Now that I have seen the movie this comment makes me kind of mad.

I don't really believe that it goes deeper than a "Boy's fucking fantasy". I think...
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ok, so what if there was a sucker punch 2? well, this is what i'd do with it...

Following her lobotomy, Baby Doll keeps having strange action-sequence dreams. After a while, she reaches the Wise Man who tells her that in the afterlife, Blondie has been condemned to 5 years of being a prisoner for betraying the others, Amber faded quietly into oblivion, never to be heard from or seen again, and Rocket is trying to find a way to communicate with Sweet Pea. Baby Doll is shocked to realise she knows who they all are and what he's talking about.
As Baby Doll wakes up, Blue tries to seduce her, telling...
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SPOILERS AHEAD.

When the cook attacks Sweet Pea, Rocket, beloved sister, is bold enough to take the knife instead, sacrificing herself for Sweet. How sweet.

Following Blondie telling Blue of all of their antics, Blue pulls out a gun during his confrontation with the girls and shoots Amber, right there, knowing of her involvement.

Despite her snitching, Blondie's end soon follows Amber as Blue shoots her, too -- after all, she didn't tell him immediately, so that's done wrong in his book...

Only one can escape. Seeing her chance, Baby Doll sends Sweet Pea away and waits to be collected. A lobotomy...
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Blue runs the Lennox Asylum. He is the one who takes in all the girls. He was going to lobotomize Babydoll in 5 days after being bribed by the stepfather so she could neither inform the authorities of what really happen to her sister death nor reclaim her deceased mother's fortune. In those 5 days Babydoll trys to escape, and Blue senses somethings wrong, and ultimetly hears Blondie tellin Madame Gorski what happened. So just before the show he gives a talk on "trust" and promptly kills Amber for stealing the lighter from the mayor and kills Blondie for being a "snitch". He asks everyone to leave the room but Babydoll, and trys to rape her but is not able to as she stabs him and takes his master key,although Babydoll does not go out Sweet Pea does. After Babydoll got lobotomized, he tried to rape her for stabbing him but Madame Gorski called the police and Blue was taken away for unauthorized lobotomy and raping.
"And the first thing is! Dont get mad about this.."
"And the first thing is! Dont get mad about this.."
Sweet Pea: Everyone has an angel.. A guardian that watches over us. We can't know what form the'll take. One day, Old man.. Next day, Little girl. But don't let appearances full you, They could be as fierce as any dragon.. But they arnt here to fight our battles, But to whisper from our hearts.. Reminding thats its us.. That is everyone one of us, That holds the power of the worlds we create.

Sweet Pea: Hey, Whats the purpose of this show? Its to turn people on, Okay? I got the school girl, I even got the helpless mental patient, That could be hot! But This, lobotomized vegitible?

Rocket: Come...
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After the death of their Mother, their Stepfather discovers from the mother's will that she left everything to her two daughters. Enraged that he worked so hard to swoon the mother over and then married her only to be left nothing, he gets a bottle of unidentified alcohol and drinks. He gets so drunk that he heads for the girls' rooms and just as Babydoll is leaving out of her sister's room, he decides to attack Babydoll and possibly try to rape her. He doesn't succeed and then turns his sights on Babydoll's sister, so he locks Babydoll in her room and then proceeds to carry out his diabolical...
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