1. Burn ALL her books.
2. Whenever she's trying to read, creep up behind her and start singing "We wish you A Merry Christmas." as loud as you possibly can.
3. Constantly ask if somebody sneezed in her hair.
4. Ask her "Why do you get antenna in mew form? Porpoise's don't have them!"
5. When she is carrying food at the café, run right in front of her yelling "Neeeeeeep!" Then blame her for the mess when she drops the food.
6. Every week, send her heaps advertising leaflets in the post. With a note next to them saying "Because I know you love reading."
7. Steal her glasses.
8. Offer to try and braid her hair for her, make a huge mess of it, and act offended when she undo's them.
9. Speak whale to her. (Finding Nemo style.)
10. Keep talking to her about pie (the food) but make it sound like you could also be talking about the alien Pai.
11. Because she is Lettuce, try to make Aphids eat her.
12. Ask if she's actually homeless and sleeps in the library.
13. Laugh at her randomly, and when she asks what she did, just give her a "you don't realise?" look.
14. Ask her to marry you, and make seem slightly convincing. It doesn't matter what gender you are.
15. Keep saying to her, "Green is snot color." And nod wisely.
16. Force her to watch really gory horror movies with you.
17. Tell her she should marry Lyserg from Shaman King, because they are both green.
18. While she is sleeping hide under her bed and go "Duucccttttt-Taapppeeeee." Do this again quietly during the day, but make sure she doesn't notice its you. Laugh when she starts thinking Duct-Tape is haunting her.
19. Ask her if she's read the dictionary.
20. Laugh at for not being able to swim.
21. Pull on her plaits.
22. Throw her into a pool of green paint.
23. Force her to watch The Little Mermaid with you at least 15 times a week.
24. Tell her that whales are fat, so she must be too.
25. Try to teach her rollerblading, call a hearse every time she falls over.
26. Make a lettuce pie, and feed it to her.
27. Throw her in the deep end of a swimming pool, fully clothed.
28. Visit her house, and trash everything in the first five minutes you are there.
29. Say she stinks of fish.
30. Write really bad poetry about her and Ryou, then show it to her, act offended by her ersponse.
2. Whenever she's trying to read, creep up behind her and start singing "We wish you A Merry Christmas." as loud as you possibly can.
3. Constantly ask if somebody sneezed in her hair.
4. Ask her "Why do you get antenna in mew form? Porpoise's don't have them!"
5. When she is carrying food at the café, run right in front of her yelling "Neeeeeeep!" Then blame her for the mess when she drops the food.
6. Every week, send her heaps advertising leaflets in the post. With a note next to them saying "Because I know you love reading."
7. Steal her glasses.
8. Offer to try and braid her hair for her, make a huge mess of it, and act offended when she undo's them.
9. Speak whale to her. (Finding Nemo style.)
10. Keep talking to her about pie (the food) but make it sound like you could also be talking about the alien Pai.
11. Because she is Lettuce, try to make Aphids eat her.
12. Ask if she's actually homeless and sleeps in the library.
13. Laugh at her randomly, and when she asks what she did, just give her a "you don't realise?" look.
14. Ask her to marry you, and make seem slightly convincing. It doesn't matter what gender you are.
15. Keep saying to her, "Green is snot color." And nod wisely.
16. Force her to watch really gory horror movies with you.
17. Tell her she should marry Lyserg from Shaman King, because they are both green.
18. While she is sleeping hide under her bed and go "Duucccttttt-Taapppeeeee." Do this again quietly during the day, but make sure she doesn't notice its you. Laugh when she starts thinking Duct-Tape is haunting her.
19. Ask her if she's read the dictionary.
20. Laugh at for not being able to swim.
21. Pull on her plaits.
22. Throw her into a pool of green paint.
23. Force her to watch The Little Mermaid with you at least 15 times a week.
24. Tell her that whales are fat, so she must be too.
25. Try to teach her rollerblading, call a hearse every time she falls over.
26. Make a lettuce pie, and feed it to her.
27. Throw her in the deep end of a swimming pool, fully clothed.
28. Visit her house, and trash everything in the first five minutes you are there.
29. Say she stinks of fish.
30. Write really bad poetry about her and Ryou, then show it to her, act offended by her ersponse.
1. Insist that he is a furby.
2. Keep calling him useless.
3. Pull all his fur off so he's just a load of wires.
4. Shut him in cupboards and say it was an accident.
5. Get his name wrong all the time.
6. Ask him is he actually has a gender.
7. Sit on him.
8. Carry him around with you, and swing you arm like you would with a bag so he's getting rattled about.
9. Play drums on him.
10. Put him in an aquarium tank, say it was because you wanted to know whether or not he could survive underwater.
11. Tell him that he's being replaced, by one of those pink poodle robots.
12. Throw him out of your car in the middle of a desert, so he has to fly back to the café.
13. Do this again, except with an aeroplane instead of a car.
14. Constantly claim to Ryou and Keiichiro that he isn't working.
15. Give him to a dog as a squishy toy.
2. Keep calling him useless.
3. Pull all his fur off so he's just a load of wires.
4. Shut him in cupboards and say it was an accident.
5. Get his name wrong all the time.
6. Ask him is he actually has a gender.
7. Sit on him.
8. Carry him around with you, and swing you arm like you would with a bag so he's getting rattled about.
9. Play drums on him.
10. Put him in an aquarium tank, say it was because you wanted to know whether or not he could survive underwater.
11. Tell him that he's being replaced, by one of those pink poodle robots.
12. Throw him out of your car in the middle of a desert, so he has to fly back to the café.
13. Do this again, except with an aeroplane instead of a car.
14. Constantly claim to Ryou and Keiichiro that he isn't working.
15. Give him to a dog as a squishy toy.
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