Chris: Last time on Total Drama Reality Check! Scare Tactics! In the episode me, Chef, and some of our interns scared the pee out of our 22 contestants... well it wasn't hard to scare Maylene. Fawn unwrapped a new secret, and Chef unwrapped some bees for Team Real's boys. In the end, we ended up with a double elimination with Alice and Maylene sending them both home. Who will win? Who will laugh.. I mean lose. Find out right now, on Total... Drama... Reality Check!
(Theme song)
(Team Real boy's trailer)
Cole: I can't believe Alice is gone.
Chilly: I can...
Cole: What did you say?!
Chilly: nothing...
Robert: Well at least your still in the game. Maybe you'll win.
Lance: again?! That's not going to happen. No one wins 2 times in a row.
Cole: Oh but I will win this season.
Lance: mhm... sure...
Cole: I will... watch me.
Joss: (Rolls eyes)
(Jordan enters)
Cole: Where have you been?
Jordan: Confessional.
Cole: mhm... right... Are you sure you weren't stilling more bras.
(Confessional)
Jordan: I still can't believe that me steeling Liza's bra story is still going on. I mean, I didn't still it! But I have my suppositions. My first guess is Cole. and I will find out for sure.
(over)
(Team Real girl's trailer)
Ashley: Like oh my god, It is like soooooooooo empyery in here now that Alice and Maylene are gone.
Fawn: And much more quiet.
Marissa: (Reading book) At least there will be no parties and crying going on.
Fawn: True.
Chris: (intercom) All contestants outside now!
Fawn: Oh no. More Chris news.
(Outside of cabins)
Liza: What is it Chris?
Chris: Okay. I got 2 announcements to make today! There will be some team changing. My producers and I thought it will add some drama. So Liza. Ashley. switch teams.
Liza: Yes! No more Layla!
Layla: (glares at Liza)
Ashley: YAY! Blakey Snowflakey!!! (runs and hugs Blake)
Blake: Oh no...
Chris: And Fawn and Elisa switch teams.
Elisa: Okay. I'll go get Uni... I mean my uni things... hehe...
(confessional)
Elisa: I still haven't told Chris about Uni... I plan to never tell him.
(over)
(Outside of Trailers)
Vincent: So what's our challenge today?
Chris: Your challenge is based on America's funniest home videos.
Annie: (laughs) I love those videos.
Chris: Right... well, today's challenge is for your teams to make a funny video and then show it to us on the TV. You will have to make it in a DVD for me to put it in the TV. You got 5 hours! then come back here!
Robert: Okay. Anybody know how to make a video to a DVD?
Joss: (wise hand)
Cole: Of course.
(Team Fake)
Lia: Anybody got any funny video ideas?
Ashley: OooooO! I got one! Like we should tottaly make a video about Blakey snowflakey swinging on a monkey bar!
Mathew: Blakey Snowflakey?
Blake: (sigh) That's me.
(Draven laughs)
(Confessional)
Draven: Blakey Snowflakey?!!!? (laughs) Now I got something on Blake. (evil smile)
Blake: Ashley was in my 1st, 3rd, and 6th grade class and she always calls me Blakey Snowflakey all the time... (sigh) Now that she is on my team I am going to lose it!!!
(over)
(Outside of Trailers)
Lily: I think we should do a video about Cats.
May: Cats?
Lily: Yeah. Cats are always funny.
Layla: (puts hand on Lily's shoulder) Great plan Lily.
Lily: Thanks Layla...
(Confessional)
Layla: Okay, This is my plan. Now that Lily thought of the plan, I will secretly ruin the video to make Lily look bad and get her voted out. hehe... full proof!
(over)
(Behind Team Real's trailers)
Lance: Okay, so let's start thinking of what the video will be about.
Jordan: Oh I got one!
Elisa: what is it?
Jordan: Okay. I remember this one with this little girl and her grandfather at a birthday party. The little girl was trying to hit a pinata but she missed and hit her grandfather's crotch.
Chilly: (laughs)
Joss: Ow! That's got to hurt.
Marissa: mhm.
Liza: hmmm..
(Confessional)
Liza: Marissa keeps agreeing with Joss. I know it might not be a big deal, but It's really making me jealous!
(over)
(Behind Team Fake's trailers)
Fawn: Okay so Cat video. What's it about?
Ashley: Cats.
May: I think she means what would the cat be doing.
Ashley: ohhhh...
Layla: Lily thought of it, maybe she can think of the rest for us.
Lily: aaaa... okay...
(Confessional)
Lily: Okay is Layla sick or something? She is never like this. She's being... nice. And the words Layla and Nice do not belong in the same sentience. It's abnormal.
(over)
(Team Fake)
Lia: So what is it going to be Lily?
Lily: ummm... let me think... aaaa... ummm.. a cat jumping over a car?
Annie: How is that funny?
Lily: I don't know. I'm trying to think.... aaaa... so hard.
Layla: well what ever it is I'm sure you'll think about it.
Draven: hmmm...
(confessional)
Draven: Is Layla okay? Is that even Layla? She isn't acting right... hmmmm...
(over)
(Team Real)
Elisa: So who's playing the little girl?
Cole: Man. I actually wish Maylene was here. She would be perfect for the part.
Robert: amen to that!
Elisa: I could play the little girl.
Liza: Okay. and for the grandfather?
Lance: I could. I think I will make a great grandfather.
Jordan: You do know you will have to be hit in the wrong spot right?
Lance: Okay. I'm not being the grandfather.
Joss: Maybe we could have a girl play the grandfather. You know. Like for a stunt double kind of.
Chilly: Good thinking.
Cole: So who's going to play the grandfather? Liza? Marissa?
Marissa: (Sigh) I guess I will.
Liza: WAIT!
Robert: What?
Liza: I think I would like to be the little girl. I mean, I am a little smaller than Elisa.
Elisa: ummm.. we're the same height.
Liza: No I'm shorter.
Lance: No Elisa's right your both the exact same height.
Liza: Oh just shut up!!
(Team Fake)
Annie: Have you thought of it yet Lily?
Lily: Hold on. I'm still thinking... hmmmm... I got it! Okay so we have a cat and they have to jump off of a couch and hang on to a ceiling fan.
Mathew: (laughs) I fill bad for who ever has to play the Cat.
Lily: You do.
Mathew: Oh crap.
May: It won't be that bad Mathew.
Mathew: Oh. But I bet it would.
Ashley: OOOOOooooO! I could like totally make the costumes!
Layla: Oh I know you can Ashley. You make the best costumes in the world.
Ashley: I do?
Layla: You do.
Ashley: Well let's go Mathew and Blakey snowflakey! (Grabs Mathew's and Blake's arm)
Blake: Why me?
Draven: (pulls Layla back)
Layla: What is it?
Draven: Why are you being so nice lately?
Layla: So I won't be eliminated. and so when we lose this challenge. I can blame it all on Lily, Mathew, and Ashley for making us lose.
Draven: Ohh good plan.
Layla: mhm. learn from me.
(Team Real)
Cole: I think we should do a practice first.
Liza: I agree!
Marissa: Your not actually going to hurt me right?
Liza: no... not at all...
Marissa: Okay. good.
(confessional)
Liza: This is for steeling my boyfriend!
(over)
(Team Real)
Chilly: okay. So I'm the director! What I say goes.
Jordan: Hey! I thought of this whole idea!
Chilly: Which makes you the writer.
Jordan: Okay!
Chilly: Okay. now. ACTION!
Liza: (has blindfolds on swinging a baseball bat trying to hit a pinata)
Marissa: Come on Granddaughter!
Liza: (swings and hits Marissa where a boy's you know what would be)
Marissa: OW! That's hurt! Liza?!
Liza: Oops sorry.
Robert: And cut!
Chilly: HEY! I'm the director. Only I say cut. And cut!
Marissa: I thought you said you weren't going to hurt me!?
Liza: Sorry. I guess I went too far.
Marissa: Ya think?
Chilly: Let's take 5 everyone!
(Team Fake)
Lia: Ashley? Are you almost done in there?
Ashley: Almost. Okay! done! (exits trailer) Okay. Prepare to be like totally blown away with the most fantastical Fantabulousic cat costumes in the history of the world. I call it, THE CAT!!
Layla: How original...
Ashley: Mathew? Mathew?! That was your cue!
Mathew: (from inside the trailer) I'm not going out there like this. I look stupid!
Ashley: No you don't you look Fantabulous!
Mathew: (sigh) (exits the trailer wearing a cat costume with pink bow in hair)
(Blake, Vincent, and Draven laugh)
Mathew: See, they're laughing!
Ashley: They're not laughing. They're just... smiling very loudly.
Vincent: (takes picture with his phone) and... send. Wow. 50 likes already.
Mathew: aggghh....
May: Come on guys. Let's just make the video.
Lia and Annie: agree. (glares at each other)
Fawn: Let's go.
(Team Real)
Cole: So Jordan. When are you going to admit that you stole Liza's bra.
Jordan: I didn't steel it!
Robert: Oh come. Cole saw you drop it out of your pants.
Jordan: I think Cole stole it!
Chilly: Cole can't steel a bra. He can barely steel his own bubble gum.
Cole: (rolls eyes) Anyways. You stole it.
Joss: Why don't we just look at some confessional tapes? Maybe who ever stole it will admit it.
Lance: Good thinking little guy. Let's go.
Elisa: Chilly, we're ready to start.
Chilly: Okay coming! We'll have to do it later.
(Team Fake's girl's trailer)
May: Are you ready Mathew?
Mathew: Ready as I'll ever be.
Fawn: I'll film it. (turns camera on) ready!
Mathew: meow.... meow...
Ashley: Come on! With more expression! MEEEOWWWW! MEEEEOWWW!
Mathew: Oh no. Not going to happen.
(Draven throws a Rock right next to Mathew)
Mathew: MEEEEOWWW!!!!! (jump off bed and hangs on ceiling fan)
Draven: Let's crank it up a little bit. (turns fan faster)
Mathew: meeeeeeee- (flings off fan and crashes into the wall) Owwwwwww.....
Fawn: And cut! That's a rap everyone!
Chris: (intercom) all contestants to set 7 please. set 7.
Annie: Wow he said please. That's new.
(Set 7)
Chris: Okay. Welcome to Total Drama's funniest home videos! Now before we start show your home videos, let me say something. Who are the actors and actress in these films?
(Mathew, Liza, and Marissa wise hand)
Chris: Okay. Congratulations!! You 3 win invincibility ever if your team loses!
Mathew, Liza, and Marissa: YES!
Layla: Aw man!
Chris: Okay no moving on! Team Real your video is up first! Play!
(TV turns on)
(Liza is blind folded and is holding a base ball bat in 1 hand trying to hit a pinata)
Marissa (talking like an old man): Come on Sally. Hit it. Hit-
(Liza hits Marissa where a boy's you know what would be)
Marissa: OWWWW!!!
(TV turns off)
Chris: (laughing)
Blake: (laughing then stops) I mean... BOOOOO!!!
Chris: Okay now. Team Fake. Your up next. Good luck trying to beat Team Real.PLAY IT!
(TV turns on)
Mathew: meow.... meow...
Ashley: Come on! With more expression! MEEEOWWWW! MEEEEOWWW!
Mathew: Oh no. Not going to happen.
(Draven throws a Rock right next to Mathew)
Mathew: MEEEEOWWW!!!!! (jump off bed and hangs on ceiling fan)
Draven: Let's crank it up a little bit. (turns fan faster)
Mathew: meeeeeeee- (flings off fan and crashes into the wall) Owwwwwww.....
(TV turns off)
Chris: (Laughing) Okay. I think we have an obious winner. Team Real!
Team Real: YAY!
Chris: Your voting off someone tonight!
Team Real: WHAT!?!?!
Robert: Come on man. Our video was way better.
Chris: Yeah, but did you have a cat in your video.
Elisa: Ummm.. no.
Chris: Yep. Cats make an awesome video. You can't beat cats. Which means the winner is Team Fake!
Team Fake: YAY!
Chris: So team Real, you have to vote someone off tonight. And the person can not be Marissa or Liza.
Marissa and Liza: YAY!
_________________________________________________________________
Okay, Team Fake, you guys have to vote someone off tonight. You can either IM me, Inbox me, or comment below.
Here is who is on your team:
Marissa (invincibility)
Liza (invincibility)
Joss
Elisa
Lance
Cole
Chilly
Jordan
Robert
(Theme song)
(Team Real boy's trailer)
Cole: I can't believe Alice is gone.
Chilly: I can...
Cole: What did you say?!
Chilly: nothing...
Robert: Well at least your still in the game. Maybe you'll win.
Lance: again?! That's not going to happen. No one wins 2 times in a row.
Cole: Oh but I will win this season.
Lance: mhm... sure...
Cole: I will... watch me.
Joss: (Rolls eyes)
(Jordan enters)
Cole: Where have you been?
Jordan: Confessional.
Cole: mhm... right... Are you sure you weren't stilling more bras.
(Confessional)
Jordan: I still can't believe that me steeling Liza's bra story is still going on. I mean, I didn't still it! But I have my suppositions. My first guess is Cole. and I will find out for sure.
(over)
(Team Real girl's trailer)
Ashley: Like oh my god, It is like soooooooooo empyery in here now that Alice and Maylene are gone.
Fawn: And much more quiet.
Marissa: (Reading book) At least there will be no parties and crying going on.
Fawn: True.
Chris: (intercom) All contestants outside now!
Fawn: Oh no. More Chris news.
(Outside of cabins)
Liza: What is it Chris?
Chris: Okay. I got 2 announcements to make today! There will be some team changing. My producers and I thought it will add some drama. So Liza. Ashley. switch teams.
Liza: Yes! No more Layla!
Layla: (glares at Liza)
Ashley: YAY! Blakey Snowflakey!!! (runs and hugs Blake)
Blake: Oh no...
Chris: And Fawn and Elisa switch teams.
Elisa: Okay. I'll go get Uni... I mean my uni things... hehe...
(confessional)
Elisa: I still haven't told Chris about Uni... I plan to never tell him.
(over)
(Outside of Trailers)
Vincent: So what's our challenge today?
Chris: Your challenge is based on America's funniest home videos.
Annie: (laughs) I love those videos.
Chris: Right... well, today's challenge is for your teams to make a funny video and then show it to us on the TV. You will have to make it in a DVD for me to put it in the TV. You got 5 hours! then come back here!
Robert: Okay. Anybody know how to make a video to a DVD?
Joss: (wise hand)
Cole: Of course.
(Team Fake)
Lia: Anybody got any funny video ideas?
Ashley: OooooO! I got one! Like we should tottaly make a video about Blakey snowflakey swinging on a monkey bar!
Mathew: Blakey Snowflakey?
Blake: (sigh) That's me.
(Draven laughs)
(Confessional)
Draven: Blakey Snowflakey?!!!? (laughs) Now I got something on Blake. (evil smile)
Blake: Ashley was in my 1st, 3rd, and 6th grade class and she always calls me Blakey Snowflakey all the time... (sigh) Now that she is on my team I am going to lose it!!!
(over)
(Outside of Trailers)
Lily: I think we should do a video about Cats.
May: Cats?
Lily: Yeah. Cats are always funny.
Layla: (puts hand on Lily's shoulder) Great plan Lily.
Lily: Thanks Layla...
(Confessional)
Layla: Okay, This is my plan. Now that Lily thought of the plan, I will secretly ruin the video to make Lily look bad and get her voted out. hehe... full proof!
(over)
(Behind Team Real's trailers)
Lance: Okay, so let's start thinking of what the video will be about.
Jordan: Oh I got one!
Elisa: what is it?
Jordan: Okay. I remember this one with this little girl and her grandfather at a birthday party. The little girl was trying to hit a pinata but she missed and hit her grandfather's crotch.
Chilly: (laughs)
Joss: Ow! That's got to hurt.
Marissa: mhm.
Liza: hmmm..
(Confessional)
Liza: Marissa keeps agreeing with Joss. I know it might not be a big deal, but It's really making me jealous!
(over)
(Behind Team Fake's trailers)
Fawn: Okay so Cat video. What's it about?
Ashley: Cats.
May: I think she means what would the cat be doing.
Ashley: ohhhh...
Layla: Lily thought of it, maybe she can think of the rest for us.
Lily: aaaa... okay...
(Confessional)
Lily: Okay is Layla sick or something? She is never like this. She's being... nice. And the words Layla and Nice do not belong in the same sentience. It's abnormal.
(over)
(Team Fake)
Lia: So what is it going to be Lily?
Lily: ummm... let me think... aaaa... ummm.. a cat jumping over a car?
Annie: How is that funny?
Lily: I don't know. I'm trying to think.... aaaa... so hard.
Layla: well what ever it is I'm sure you'll think about it.
Draven: hmmm...
(confessional)
Draven: Is Layla okay? Is that even Layla? She isn't acting right... hmmmm...
(over)
(Team Real)
Elisa: So who's playing the little girl?
Cole: Man. I actually wish Maylene was here. She would be perfect for the part.
Robert: amen to that!
Elisa: I could play the little girl.
Liza: Okay. and for the grandfather?
Lance: I could. I think I will make a great grandfather.
Jordan: You do know you will have to be hit in the wrong spot right?
Lance: Okay. I'm not being the grandfather.
Joss: Maybe we could have a girl play the grandfather. You know. Like for a stunt double kind of.
Chilly: Good thinking.
Cole: So who's going to play the grandfather? Liza? Marissa?
Marissa: (Sigh) I guess I will.
Liza: WAIT!
Robert: What?
Liza: I think I would like to be the little girl. I mean, I am a little smaller than Elisa.
Elisa: ummm.. we're the same height.
Liza: No I'm shorter.
Lance: No Elisa's right your both the exact same height.
Liza: Oh just shut up!!
(Team Fake)
Annie: Have you thought of it yet Lily?
Lily: Hold on. I'm still thinking... hmmmm... I got it! Okay so we have a cat and they have to jump off of a couch and hang on to a ceiling fan.
Mathew: (laughs) I fill bad for who ever has to play the Cat.
Lily: You do.
Mathew: Oh crap.
May: It won't be that bad Mathew.
Mathew: Oh. But I bet it would.
Ashley: OOOOOooooO! I could like totally make the costumes!
Layla: Oh I know you can Ashley. You make the best costumes in the world.
Ashley: I do?
Layla: You do.
Ashley: Well let's go Mathew and Blakey snowflakey! (Grabs Mathew's and Blake's arm)
Blake: Why me?
Draven: (pulls Layla back)
Layla: What is it?
Draven: Why are you being so nice lately?
Layla: So I won't be eliminated. and so when we lose this challenge. I can blame it all on Lily, Mathew, and Ashley for making us lose.
Draven: Ohh good plan.
Layla: mhm. learn from me.
(Team Real)
Cole: I think we should do a practice first.
Liza: I agree!
Marissa: Your not actually going to hurt me right?
Liza: no... not at all...
Marissa: Okay. good.
(confessional)
Liza: This is for steeling my boyfriend!
(over)
(Team Real)
Chilly: okay. So I'm the director! What I say goes.
Jordan: Hey! I thought of this whole idea!
Chilly: Which makes you the writer.
Jordan: Okay!
Chilly: Okay. now. ACTION!
Liza: (has blindfolds on swinging a baseball bat trying to hit a pinata)
Marissa: Come on Granddaughter!
Liza: (swings and hits Marissa where a boy's you know what would be)
Marissa: OW! That's hurt! Liza?!
Liza: Oops sorry.
Robert: And cut!
Chilly: HEY! I'm the director. Only I say cut. And cut!
Marissa: I thought you said you weren't going to hurt me!?
Liza: Sorry. I guess I went too far.
Marissa: Ya think?
Chilly: Let's take 5 everyone!
(Team Fake)
Lia: Ashley? Are you almost done in there?
Ashley: Almost. Okay! done! (exits trailer) Okay. Prepare to be like totally blown away with the most fantastical Fantabulousic cat costumes in the history of the world. I call it, THE CAT!!
Layla: How original...
Ashley: Mathew? Mathew?! That was your cue!
Mathew: (from inside the trailer) I'm not going out there like this. I look stupid!
Ashley: No you don't you look Fantabulous!
Mathew: (sigh) (exits the trailer wearing a cat costume with pink bow in hair)
(Blake, Vincent, and Draven laugh)
Mathew: See, they're laughing!
Ashley: They're not laughing. They're just... smiling very loudly.
Vincent: (takes picture with his phone) and... send. Wow. 50 likes already.
Mathew: aggghh....
May: Come on guys. Let's just make the video.
Lia and Annie: agree. (glares at each other)
Fawn: Let's go.
(Team Real)
Cole: So Jordan. When are you going to admit that you stole Liza's bra.
Jordan: I didn't steel it!
Robert: Oh come. Cole saw you drop it out of your pants.
Jordan: I think Cole stole it!
Chilly: Cole can't steel a bra. He can barely steel his own bubble gum.
Cole: (rolls eyes) Anyways. You stole it.
Joss: Why don't we just look at some confessional tapes? Maybe who ever stole it will admit it.
Lance: Good thinking little guy. Let's go.
Elisa: Chilly, we're ready to start.
Chilly: Okay coming! We'll have to do it later.
(Team Fake's girl's trailer)
May: Are you ready Mathew?
Mathew: Ready as I'll ever be.
Fawn: I'll film it. (turns camera on) ready!
Mathew: meow.... meow...
Ashley: Come on! With more expression! MEEEOWWWW! MEEEEOWWW!
Mathew: Oh no. Not going to happen.
(Draven throws a Rock right next to Mathew)
Mathew: MEEEEOWWW!!!!! (jump off bed and hangs on ceiling fan)
Draven: Let's crank it up a little bit. (turns fan faster)
Mathew: meeeeeeee- (flings off fan and crashes into the wall) Owwwwwww.....
Fawn: And cut! That's a rap everyone!
Chris: (intercom) all contestants to set 7 please. set 7.
Annie: Wow he said please. That's new.
(Set 7)
Chris: Okay. Welcome to Total Drama's funniest home videos! Now before we start show your home videos, let me say something. Who are the actors and actress in these films?
(Mathew, Liza, and Marissa wise hand)
Chris: Okay. Congratulations!! You 3 win invincibility ever if your team loses!
Mathew, Liza, and Marissa: YES!
Layla: Aw man!
Chris: Okay no moving on! Team Real your video is up first! Play!
(TV turns on)
(Liza is blind folded and is holding a base ball bat in 1 hand trying to hit a pinata)
Marissa (talking like an old man): Come on Sally. Hit it. Hit-
(Liza hits Marissa where a boy's you know what would be)
Marissa: OWWWW!!!
(TV turns off)
Chris: (laughing)
Blake: (laughing then stops) I mean... BOOOOO!!!
Chris: Okay now. Team Fake. Your up next. Good luck trying to beat Team Real.PLAY IT!
(TV turns on)
Mathew: meow.... meow...
Ashley: Come on! With more expression! MEEEOWWWW! MEEEEOWWW!
Mathew: Oh no. Not going to happen.
(Draven throws a Rock right next to Mathew)
Mathew: MEEEEOWWW!!!!! (jump off bed and hangs on ceiling fan)
Draven: Let's crank it up a little bit. (turns fan faster)
Mathew: meeeeeeee- (flings off fan and crashes into the wall) Owwwwwww.....
(TV turns off)
Chris: (Laughing) Okay. I think we have an obious winner. Team Real!
Team Real: YAY!
Chris: Your voting off someone tonight!
Team Real: WHAT!?!?!
Robert: Come on man. Our video was way better.
Chris: Yeah, but did you have a cat in your video.
Elisa: Ummm.. no.
Chris: Yep. Cats make an awesome video. You can't beat cats. Which means the winner is Team Fake!
Team Fake: YAY!
Chris: So team Real, you have to vote someone off tonight. And the person can not be Marissa or Liza.
Marissa and Liza: YAY!
_________________________________________________________________
Okay, Team Fake, you guys have to vote someone off tonight. You can either IM me, Inbox me, or comment below.
Here is who is on your team:
Marissa (invincibility)
Liza (invincibility)
Joss
Elisa
Lance
Cole
Chilly
Jordan
Robert
