Total Drama Action
Chris: How is Duncan cheating? Does he have X-Ray vision?
Don: Duncan, I did some investigation. You actually cheated. So, you are penalized.
Total Drama World Tour
Chris: (allows Sierra to make the final four, despite her stalker status.)
Don: (gets annoyed with Sierra and sends her to jail.)
Chris: (Lets his interns get eaten by scarabs.)
Don: (never uses his interns as objects or footstools.)
Chris: (lets everyone freeze their butts off.)
Don: (pack your snowgear for cold adventures.)
Chris: (drinks the water, leaving little to none for Bridgette.)
Don: (offers Bridgette some of his water and frees her.)
Chris: (Gives Team Amazon the win, even though Team CRRRRH did the challenge correctly.)
Don: (Gives Team DRRRRH the win since they followed the rules. The Amazons must vote out a girl.)
Chris: (ignores the votes and spares Duncan for the sake of the love triangle drama. However, if Team CRRRRH won, then Gwen is spared.)
Don: (depending on who wins--Duncan is on Team Don if the host wants Duncan back--Duncan or Gwen gets eliminated, since Don does not eliminate his interns.)
Chris: (refuses to acknowledge Gwen's allergy in Australia)
Don: (Does a different tiebreaker for Gwen and Courtney that does not involve eucalyptus)
Chris: (eliminates Sierra out of anger for destroying the plane)
Don: (sends Sierra home after explosion renders her immobile)
Chris: (delays tiebreaker until next episode)
Don: (shows replay before deciding who moves on to the final two. Next episode begins the final two, while 3rd place recipient is eliminated in episode 25.)
Total Drama: Revenge of the Island
Chris: (rents out the camp for a toxic dump.)
Don: (leaves the island dormant for three seasons: TDI until TDWT.)
Chris: (abuses Dakota to do his [Chris'] work.)
Don: (His interns, such as Dakota, do work as assigned, rather than Don slaving them.)
Chris: (sends Dakota into the mine, where she gets exposed to radiation.)
Don: (Another intern is assigned and they get mutated.)
Total Drama: All-Stars
Chris: (Sees an offspring from Larry and him, but shakes it off like it's nothing.)
Don: (Don would rather marry his own hand than screw over a plant.)
Chris: (the producers found Sierra's blog and exposes her Gwuncan blog.)
Don: (everyone gets a random enemy.)
Chris: If you don't want to spend time with me in the winner's cabin, you're getting exiled.
Don: Gwen, you may feel free to go back to the regular cabin, rather than exile you to Boney Island.
Chris: Change of plans, everyone has to eat their sundaes.
Don: Feeds his interns 3x a day, including the sundae challenge.
Chris: (sabotages the treasure chests so that the final four get hurt in different ways.)
Don: (leaves the treasure chests alone and that no one gets hurt.)
Chris: For sabotaging the portrait, Gwen is eliminated!
Don: Since Gwen and Zoey brought back their treasure, Scott and Mike have to go home.
Chris: (breaks Duncan out of prison so he could be a possible helper for either Mike or Zoey.)
Don: (Pulls a Pahkitew Island where the finalists get random partners.)
Total Drama: Pahkitew Island
Chris: Samey.
Don: Sammy (or Samantha).
Chris: Ella, stop picking fights with Sugar.
Don: Sugar, stop picking fights with Ella.
Chris: For singing, Ella is DQ.
Don: Max is eliminated and Ella stays.
Chris: (cheats Topher out by posing as the director.)
Don: (Topher does not kiss up to Don.)
Chris: (shows hurtful footage of Shawn and Sky to their partners Jasmine and Dave.)
Don: (Shawn and Sky get different partners (not Dave nor Jasmine), but they don't get hurt by their actions.)
Chris: How is Duncan cheating? Does he have X-Ray vision?
Don: Duncan, I did some investigation. You actually cheated. So, you are penalized.
Total Drama World Tour
Chris: (allows Sierra to make the final four, despite her stalker status.)
Don: (gets annoyed with Sierra and sends her to jail.)
Chris: (Lets his interns get eaten by scarabs.)
Don: (never uses his interns as objects or footstools.)
Chris: (lets everyone freeze their butts off.)
Don: (pack your snowgear for cold adventures.)
Chris: (drinks the water, leaving little to none for Bridgette.)
Don: (offers Bridgette some of his water and frees her.)
Chris: (Gives Team Amazon the win, even though Team CRRRRH did the challenge correctly.)
Don: (Gives Team DRRRRH the win since they followed the rules. The Amazons must vote out a girl.)
Chris: (ignores the votes and spares Duncan for the sake of the love triangle drama. However, if Team CRRRRH won, then Gwen is spared.)
Don: (depending on who wins--Duncan is on Team Don if the host wants Duncan back--Duncan or Gwen gets eliminated, since Don does not eliminate his interns.)
Chris: (refuses to acknowledge Gwen's allergy in Australia)
Don: (Does a different tiebreaker for Gwen and Courtney that does not involve eucalyptus)
Chris: (eliminates Sierra out of anger for destroying the plane)
Don: (sends Sierra home after explosion renders her immobile)
Chris: (delays tiebreaker until next episode)
Don: (shows replay before deciding who moves on to the final two. Next episode begins the final two, while 3rd place recipient is eliminated in episode 25.)
Total Drama: Revenge of the Island
Chris: (rents out the camp for a toxic dump.)
Don: (leaves the island dormant for three seasons: TDI until TDWT.)
Chris: (abuses Dakota to do his [Chris'] work.)
Don: (His interns, such as Dakota, do work as assigned, rather than Don slaving them.)
Chris: (sends Dakota into the mine, where she gets exposed to radiation.)
Don: (Another intern is assigned and they get mutated.)
Total Drama: All-Stars
Chris: (Sees an offspring from Larry and him, but shakes it off like it's nothing.)
Don: (Don would rather marry his own hand than screw over a plant.)
Chris: (the producers found Sierra's blog and exposes her Gwuncan blog.)
Don: (everyone gets a random enemy.)
Chris: If you don't want to spend time with me in the winner's cabin, you're getting exiled.
Don: Gwen, you may feel free to go back to the regular cabin, rather than exile you to Boney Island.
Chris: Change of plans, everyone has to eat their sundaes.
Don: Feeds his interns 3x a day, including the sundae challenge.
Chris: (sabotages the treasure chests so that the final four get hurt in different ways.)
Don: (leaves the treasure chests alone and that no one gets hurt.)
Chris: For sabotaging the portrait, Gwen is eliminated!
Don: Since Gwen and Zoey brought back their treasure, Scott and Mike have to go home.
Chris: (breaks Duncan out of prison so he could be a possible helper for either Mike or Zoey.)
Don: (Pulls a Pahkitew Island where the finalists get random partners.)
Total Drama: Pahkitew Island
Chris: Samey.
Don: Sammy (or Samantha).
Chris: Ella, stop picking fights with Sugar.
Don: Sugar, stop picking fights with Ella.
Chris: For singing, Ella is DQ.
Don: Max is eliminated and Ella stays.
Chris: (cheats Topher out by posing as the director.)
Don: (Topher does not kiss up to Don.)
Chris: (shows hurtful footage of Shawn and Sky to their partners Jasmine and Dave.)
Don: (Shawn and Sky get different partners (not Dave nor Jasmine), but they don't get hurt by their actions.)
Chris McLean was standing on top of a snowy mountain side near 2 log cabins. There was a ski lift, a mess hall, and a winter sports activity centre. Chris faced the camera and smiled a dazzling smile.
"In Season 1 we had a tropical island. Season 2 an abandoned movie set. In Season 3 we travelled across the globe. And Season 4 we returned to the, now toxic, island. But this season will be different. 22 contestants will be staying in log cabins in the Colorado mountains.11 of these contestants will be South Park residents. The rest will be regular teens from across the globe. All will be competing for the million dollar prize. There will be laughs, some romance and a lot of drama. Stay tuned for the beggining of...Total...Drama...South Park!"
"In Season 1 we had a tropical island. Season 2 an abandoned movie set. In Season 3 we travelled across the globe. And Season 4 we returned to the, now toxic, island. But this season will be different. 22 contestants will be staying in log cabins in the Colorado mountains.11 of these contestants will be South Park residents. The rest will be regular teens from across the globe. All will be competing for the million dollar prize. There will be laughs, some romance and a lot of drama. Stay tuned for the beggining of...Total...Drama...South Park!"