TDI wiki got some part of the first TDWT aftermath! WARNING! SPOILERS!
Blainely: So...how does everybody feel about the fact that it's Geoff's fault that you're all out of the game?
Geoff: (gasps) Hey...I tried to organize us into a rescue party from the bus of doom.
Blainely: And now your rescue party has to sit and watch everyone else play for a million.
Geoff: I threw a great consolation party, with a piñata!
Trent: Yeah, that was my guitar. I kept telling you!
Geoff: I'd rather host the aftermath than suffer through more drama.
Blainely: Care to prove it with a game of Truth or Hammer?
Blainely: Nice moves, Geoff. Almost nicer than the moves Alejandro made on Bridgette.
Geoff: Happy, happy, happy! Happy, happy- (Hammer swings down) Whoa, game's over! Time to move on to our first segment. We'll be spending time with everyone who's left the show since the season began.
Blainely: Everyone we could find, at least. Because two ex-contestants have gone AWOL. Which leads you our new segment, as designed by moi.
Trent: Only Duncan would throw away a chance at a million! Idiot.
Eva: So, you've gotta tell me what I saw.
Scottish Man: (gibberish)
Eva: What are you saying?! Aw, forget this!
Blainely: Camera shy? So not cool, Ezekiel.
Justin: You just said "Ezekiel" and "cool" in the same sentance. Hilarious!
Blainely: What do you think? Real or fake?
Katie: Ghost!
Sadie: (screams)
Blainely: You know, surfer, vegetarian, blonde hair?
Geoff: Oh, yeah. Who was that again?
Beth: Bridgette, your girlfriend! The one who made out on TV with Alejandro and then kissed a pole! 'member?
Blainely: That's right! Please welcome our soulful surfer, who's unfortunate habit of kissing really cute dudes-
Geoff: Harold! Let's welcome out, Harold!
Harold: (is pushed onstage) But I'm no surfer. Unless you count the net. And I've never kissed any dudes before.
Harold: It's over?! I was on the show for three seasons and all I get is a nano-second?!
Harold: (in a flashback; next to Justin who is urinating) When your bladder is full, it's roughly the size of a softball. (Justin puches Harold. Next flashback; Harold is talking to Heather) The world's longest cricket match lasted 14 days. That's a lot of googlies. (Heather kicks him. Next flashback; Harold is talking to Noah) In Alaska, it's illegal to talk to someone who is moosehunting. (Moose rams Harold. Next flashback; Harold is talking to the camera) Squirrels only blink one eye at a time. Like this. (Demonstrates. Squirrel punches him.)
TriviaThis episode title is based on the Simon & Garfunkel song, "Bridge Over Troubled Water".
In this episode, it is revealed that Duncan and Ezekiel are "AWOL."
Blainely: So...how does everybody feel about the fact that it's Geoff's fault that you're all out of the game?
Geoff: (gasps) Hey...I tried to organize us into a rescue party from the bus of doom.
Blainely: And now your rescue party has to sit and watch everyone else play for a million.
Geoff: I threw a great consolation party, with a piñata!
Trent: Yeah, that was my guitar. I kept telling you!
Geoff: I'd rather host the aftermath than suffer through more drama.
Blainely: Care to prove it with a game of Truth or Hammer?
Blainely: Nice moves, Geoff. Almost nicer than the moves Alejandro made on Bridgette.
Geoff: Happy, happy, happy! Happy, happy- (Hammer swings down) Whoa, game's over! Time to move on to our first segment. We'll be spending time with everyone who's left the show since the season began.
Blainely: Everyone we could find, at least. Because two ex-contestants have gone AWOL. Which leads you our new segment, as designed by moi.
Trent: Only Duncan would throw away a chance at a million! Idiot.
Eva: So, you've gotta tell me what I saw.
Scottish Man: (gibberish)
Eva: What are you saying?! Aw, forget this!
Blainely: Camera shy? So not cool, Ezekiel.
Justin: You just said "Ezekiel" and "cool" in the same sentance. Hilarious!
Blainely: What do you think? Real or fake?
Katie: Ghost!
Sadie: (screams)
Blainely: You know, surfer, vegetarian, blonde hair?
Geoff: Oh, yeah. Who was that again?
Beth: Bridgette, your girlfriend! The one who made out on TV with Alejandro and then kissed a pole! 'member?
Blainely: That's right! Please welcome our soulful surfer, who's unfortunate habit of kissing really cute dudes-
Geoff: Harold! Let's welcome out, Harold!
Harold: (is pushed onstage) But I'm no surfer. Unless you count the net. And I've never kissed any dudes before.
Harold: It's over?! I was on the show for three seasons and all I get is a nano-second?!
Harold: (in a flashback; next to Justin who is urinating) When your bladder is full, it's roughly the size of a softball. (Justin puches Harold. Next flashback; Harold is talking to Heather) The world's longest cricket match lasted 14 days. That's a lot of googlies. (Heather kicks him. Next flashback; Harold is talking to Noah) In Alaska, it's illegal to talk to someone who is moosehunting. (Moose rams Harold. Next flashback; Harold is talking to the camera) Squirrels only blink one eye at a time. Like this. (Demonstrates. Squirrel punches him.)
TriviaThis episode title is based on the Simon & Garfunkel song, "Bridge Over Troubled Water".
In this episode, it is revealed that Duncan and Ezekiel are "AWOL."
Ok im new a writing articals so i hope you like this artical I made.
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It was a crisp fall day in Las Veges, Nevada here we have a hansome guy and a hot pole dancer you that the guy wants stuff to happen so here is the story.
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Guy:Ya shake it baby come on get sexy and hot.
PD(pole dancer)Ok what ever you wish.
Guy Ya thats what Im talking about.
N(narritor)The PD stared shaking her stuff and got the men exicted then she walked down the runway and came up to a guy who ripped her bra off then the PD slaped him and a fight stared the PD ran bake stage where she was covered with a pillow case and was taken somewhere.
PD Where are you taking me? I want to know now.
Person some place where no one can hear you scream.
PD Please don't hurt me I will give you all the money I made about 700 dollers just don't hurt me.
TO BE CONTINUDE................................
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It was a crisp fall day in Las Veges, Nevada here we have a hansome guy and a hot pole dancer you that the guy wants stuff to happen so here is the story.
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Guy:Ya shake it baby come on get sexy and hot.
PD(pole dancer)Ok what ever you wish.
Guy Ya thats what Im talking about.
N(narritor)The PD stared shaking her stuff and got the men exicted then she walked down the runway and came up to a guy who ripped her bra off then the PD slaped him and a fight stared the PD ran bake stage where she was covered with a pillow case and was taken somewhere.
PD Where are you taking me? I want to know now.
Person some place where no one can hear you scream.
PD Please don't hurt me I will give you all the money I made about 700 dollers just don't hurt me.
TO BE CONTINUDE................................
*confessanails*
scout:*sighs* hard decision... NOT goodbye aj
mike:i vote off owen for bdeing a fat a** even when small
ilana:mrph...i want camielle off...she is planning to kick me off for kicking off courtney she is lovesick over her i mean i don`t want to get elemanated but i want camielle out i,m not ready to go home yet
*end of confessanails*
*votting gym*
chris:the 1st vote is for owen
owen:huh okay
chris:1 vote aj
aj:what
scout:i said not
chris:but you said aj
scout & aj:grrrr
chris:2 votes owen
owen:yea move on
chris:1 vote gwen
gwen:what how
chris:1 vote izzy
izzy:i know who did this grrr
chris:2 votes gwen
gwen:what the heck
mike:yea
chris:3 votes owen
owen:well it look like i,m out
izzy:a kiss before you go
owen:ok
chris:no time *thoughs owen out* what will happen next time on total drama reloaded
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plz put all confessanails in commnets
scout:*sighs* hard decision... NOT goodbye aj
mike:i vote off owen for bdeing a fat a** even when small
ilana:mrph...i want camielle off...she is planning to kick me off for kicking off courtney she is lovesick over her i mean i don`t want to get elemanated but i want camielle out i,m not ready to go home yet
*end of confessanails*
*votting gym*
chris:the 1st vote is for owen
owen:huh okay
chris:1 vote aj
aj:what
scout:i said not
chris:but you said aj
scout & aj:grrrr
chris:2 votes owen
owen:yea move on
chris:1 vote gwen
gwen:what how
chris:1 vote izzy
izzy:i know who did this grrr
chris:2 votes gwen
gwen:what the heck
mike:yea
chris:3 votes owen
owen:well it look like i,m out
izzy:a kiss before you go
owen:ok
chris:no time *thoughs owen out* what will happen next time on total drama reloaded
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plz put all confessanails in commnets