Total Drama Island Article: Rant that's not a rant thingy..whatever you want to call it.-_-

Rant that's not a rant thingy..whatever you want to call it.-_-

posted by cookiewasted9

Trent eating pocky....anyone else find this fucking adorable?

I didn't like Chris at first,but I grew to love him over time....even though he's still the villain when I day dreams.

Every time I listen to music I imagine a TDI character singing it....for some reason Courtney is always singing something from Evanesance...

Sure Trent was looking at Gwen,but that song was meant for me......says every Trent fangirl

I <3 fanboys.

Trent + imaginary twin brother = twincest

Whenever I imagine Noah as a little kid, he has glasses too big for his face....

I think Noah wears contacts...but he would super smexy in glasses,anyone else agree?

Chef is hot,I don't care what anyone says.

You know Courtney,I find power to be a turn on.

Beth is like that bird outside my window that won't stop chirping.

I only like Lindsay for her boobs....there I said it.

TDP..Total Drama Porn,it could happen.

I had a dream last night that Duncan came onto Trent....it was kind of hot,but Duncan was too small so Trent cracked up and left.

Yes,in my head Trent is bi....makes for more fun.

Well,that's it>_<......I want to know some TDI phrases of your own.Top 5 get props.

bakes2389 I imagine Owen as a child who likes like the Goonies fat kid who does the truffle shuffle. Whenever I see Harold, I picture the clay nerd from Robot chicken when he rides the unicorn naked. Leshawna reminds me of the awesome black friend that I've always wanted. Sierra is like the crazy creep that lives on my block. Katie and Sadie are like the creepy twins from The Great Outdoors...*twilight zone song plays* That is all I got. Hope you enjoy! :D