Trevor and Mike sneaked into the Fame or Shame set.
Man: (finishes dancing bows)
Lazlo: (comes into view)
Audience: (cheers a little at seeing him)
Lazlo: (claps) Thank you Mike. For... Whatever that was.
Audience: (laughs)
Lazlo: Welcome back to Fame or Shame.. I'm the host. Because "apparently" I have nothing else to do on a Saturday evening.
Audience: (laughs)
Lazlo: Now. Up next it's Tracy De Santa.. Audience.. Tracy De Santa.
Tracy; (in overly REVEALING outfit) H. Hi
Lazlo: Now Tracy's a "dancer" but she also enjoys singing, and long walks on the beach.. That's wonderful. Your so original. Like a rainbow. Or a basket of puppies. Or a.. Pile of puke.
Audience: (laughs)
(skips to when Trevor and Michael are chasing Lazlo's battery car)
(inside the truck)
Michael: (hearing FIREWORKS playing loudly in the truck) Is this Katy fuckin Perry!?
Trevor: Yes.. Look. Just leave it on, it helps relax me!
TO BE CONTINUED
Man: (finishes dancing bows)
Lazlo: (comes into view)
Audience: (cheers a little at seeing him)
Lazlo: (claps) Thank you Mike. For... Whatever that was.
Audience: (laughs)
Lazlo: Welcome back to Fame or Shame.. I'm the host. Because "apparently" I have nothing else to do on a Saturday evening.
Audience: (laughs)
Lazlo: Now. Up next it's Tracy De Santa.. Audience.. Tracy De Santa.
Tracy; (in overly REVEALING outfit) H. Hi
Lazlo: Now Tracy's a "dancer" but she also enjoys singing, and long walks on the beach.. That's wonderful. Your so original. Like a rainbow. Or a basket of puppies. Or a.. Pile of puke.
Audience: (laughs)
(skips to when Trevor and Michael are chasing Lazlo's battery car)
(inside the truck)
Michael: (hearing FIREWORKS playing loudly in the truck) Is this Katy fuckin Perry!?
Trevor: Yes.. Look. Just leave it on, it helps relax me!
TO BE CONTINUED
Packie: (narrating) And so the heist began., looking back, it's clear I watched way to much of Full Medal Jacket before hand.
Packie: Hands up people! I got your names! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn and you best unfuck yourselves, or I will unscrew your heads, and shit down your necks!
(audience laughs)
Derrek: Don't none of you worry about nothing, we're here for the banks money, it's going to a better caus-
Packie: Shut up! And handle the safe!
Niko: Open the door!
Derrek: OPEN THE DOOR!
Niko: (points gun at hostage) OPEN THE FUCKIN DOOR!
Man: Hold on, I got it.. (Opens door)
Packie: (off view to hostage) ARE ANY OF YOUR PARENTS STILL ALIVE!?
(Audience laughs)
Niko: (stands on table) GET ON THE FLOOR!
Man: But sir-
Niko: (points his rifle at him) You too!
Man: (scared) Okay, okay!
Packie: Hands up people! I got your names! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn and you best unfuck yourselves, or I will unscrew your heads, and shit down your necks!
(audience laughs)
Derrek: Don't none of you worry about nothing, we're here for the banks money, it's going to a better caus-
Packie: Shut up! And handle the safe!
Niko: Open the door!
Derrek: OPEN THE DOOR!
Niko: (points gun at hostage) OPEN THE FUCKIN DOOR!
Man: Hold on, I got it.. (Opens door)
Packie: (off view to hostage) ARE ANY OF YOUR PARENTS STILL ALIVE!?
(Audience laughs)
Niko: (stands on table) GET ON THE FLOOR!
Man: But sir-
Niko: (points his rifle at him) You too!
Man: (scared) Okay, okay!
This is actually marks the end of season 2., but it'll be a big episode..
(Niko drives them to the bank of Liberty city).
Packie: Alright, everyone ready?
Michael Keane: I am!
Derek McCreary: Hell yeah!!
(Present time)
Franklyn: (laying in hospital bed, do to a gun wound during the heist) Wow, hold on, his name was Michael?
Packie: What of it?
Franklyn: Dosen't that.. Remind you of anyone?
Packie: What dose Michael Jackson have to do with this?
(audience laughs).
Franklyn: I mea-
Packie: Look, you want me to the story or not?
Franklyn: (angrily) No Packie, I don't!.. I already heard about it on the paper!.. It's just you won't fuckin leave!!
(Audience laughs).
Packie: .......... Anyway, where was I?
(Audience laughs harder)
Franklyn; (annoyedly) Ahhhh!
Packie: Oh yes, Bank of Liberty City
TO BE CONTAINUED
(Niko drives them to the bank of Liberty city).
Packie: Alright, everyone ready?
Michael Keane: I am!
Derek McCreary: Hell yeah!!
(Present time)
Franklyn: (laying in hospital bed, do to a gun wound during the heist) Wow, hold on, his name was Michael?
Packie: What of it?
Franklyn: Dosen't that.. Remind you of anyone?
Packie: What dose Michael Jackson have to do with this?
(audience laughs).
Franklyn: I mea-
Packie: Look, you want me to the story or not?
Franklyn: (angrily) No Packie, I don't!.. I already heard about it on the paper!.. It's just you won't fuckin leave!!
(Audience laughs).
Packie: .......... Anyway, where was I?
(Audience laughs harder)
Franklyn; (annoyedly) Ahhhh!
Packie: Oh yes, Bank of Liberty City
TO BE CONTAINUED
this isn't actually a chapter..
But I don't got any ideas left for this one..
So it ends there..
besides.
Too excited about the NEXT chapter..
Even though it'll have little to do with all that happened in the series so far.
Packie McCreary will have his own focus episode.
Why..
Because he's fuckin AWESOME!
That's why...
:D
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But I don't got any ideas left for this one..
So it ends there..
besides.
Too excited about the NEXT chapter..
Even though it'll have little to do with all that happened in the series so far.
Packie McCreary will have his own focus episode.
Why..
Because he's fuckin AWESOME!
That's why...
:D
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(All the hostages finished cleaning the diamond store)
Michael: There? That wasn't so hard now was it?
Audience laughs.
Michael: too bad it was for nothing.. (He and Packie start breaking the glass cases to steal all the diamonds.
audience laughs.
Michael: Man, I haven't been this excited since I passed second grade.
FLASHBACK ONE:
(Michael is a little boy, chasing invisible butterflies in the background.
Principle: I'm sorry Mrs Townley, your son will have to redo second grade.
FLACKBACK TWO:
(Michael is a young teenager in the back)
Principle: I'm sorry Mrs Townley, your son will have to redo the second grade.
FLASHBACK THREE:
Principle: Good job Mr Townley you passed the second grade.
Michael: (now an adult) Oh that is fantastic.. Now if you excuse me, I have to go now.. Theirs a crazy Mexican after me, and I have to rob a jewelry store to pay him back
TO BE COBTAINUED
Michael: There? That wasn't so hard now was it?
Audience laughs.
Michael: too bad it was for nothing.. (He and Packie start breaking the glass cases to steal all the diamonds.
audience laughs.
Michael: Man, I haven't been this excited since I passed second grade.
FLASHBACK ONE:
(Michael is a little boy, chasing invisible butterflies in the background.
Principle: I'm sorry Mrs Townley, your son will have to redo second grade.
FLACKBACK TWO:
(Michael is a young teenager in the back)
Principle: I'm sorry Mrs Townley, your son will have to redo the second grade.
FLASHBACK THREE:
Principle: Good job Mr Townley you passed the second grade.
Michael: (now an adult) Oh that is fantastic.. Now if you excuse me, I have to go now.. Theirs a crazy Mexican after me, and I have to rob a jewelry store to pay him back
TO BE COBTAINUED
I thought I'd have more ideas for this epiode..
But I don't..
So the last chapter was the ending of it.
This also marks the ending of season 1..
The next episode will introduce season 2..
Till then.
Rock on to this Korn chorus!
"I'll take this time!
To let out what's inside!
Cause I will break!
Sometimes I wish you'd die!
Full of sorrow!
You raped and stole my pride!
And all this hate!
Is bottled up inside!"
(slower)
"I'll take this time!
To let out what's inside!
Cause I will break!
Sometimes I wish you'd die!
Full of sorrow!
You raped and stole my pride!
And all this hate!
Is bottled up inside!"
But I don't..
So the last chapter was the ending of it.
This also marks the ending of season 1..
The next episode will introduce season 2..
Till then.
Rock on to this Korn chorus!
"I'll take this time!
To let out what's inside!
Cause I will break!
Sometimes I wish you'd die!
Full of sorrow!
You raped and stole my pride!
And all this hate!
Is bottled up inside!"
(slower)
"I'll take this time!
To let out what's inside!
Cause I will break!
Sometimes I wish you'd die!
Full of sorrow!
You raped and stole my pride!
And all this hate!
Is bottled up inside!"
