~Genre:realistic fiction, humor~
Chapter 31
Close to perfect: A few months later
Adam wrinkled his nose as Ryler grabbed for my hand once we seated. “Can you guys stop with the lovey dovey, it’s gross to see my best friend and roommate romancing my sister.”
I stuck my tongue out at him. “Like your not romancing Sage up in front of me.”
Adam’s cheeks pinkened a little, and I smiled victoriously. Yes, my dear readers, Adam and Sage are a couple, yeah, surprised me too. I must’ve not known, or was in my own predicament of love, but they started to date a few weeks after Ryler and I.
Yes, days are so much better with Ryler, Grey, Adam, and the gal’s, I guess I can call the boys goy’s now, since were a team now.
*Sigh* Where do I start?
Okay so once I made it known I was dating Ryler to my family, mom jumped for joy, dad rolled his eyes and sent a warning to Ryler, and Adam just gagged. Melanie came to visit to see my boyfriend, and she approved. Things have been going more smoothly, now.
Meredith had transferred schools for some unknown reason, and the girl’s in our school went back to chasing and admiring Cal. Who appeared to suddenly hate Grey for some unknown reason (yeah right) and made it clear to everyone. But it didn’t work, Grey wasn’t affected at all like I thought he’d be, I guess we friends were closer than I thought. So Grey kissed Beth on the lips and smiled smugly, as Cal looked ready to beat him.
Ali, the so far single and fine with it, in our group was currently pinning after some cutie in her class, he was super adorable. She’s still a partier, and has some nice highlights of blonde, red, purple, and green in her hair.
Sage, still the crazy redhead, currently dating my brother, is doing just as fine. She literally fainted when she got straight A’s on her report card, Beth took a picture and her smile is bright and pure, just like her. Weird though, I’d never thought Sage would turn into such a brainaic.
Beth, whose fashion has gone more vintage and cute, is still the overachiever lovable best friend we know. Still dating Grey, of course. And has become obsessed with photography and camera’s, she must have a thousand pictures of us already. But hey, my parents are fine with that, they have the copies.
Adam and Ryler, is doing perfect. Sadly, there back in their dorm rooms now, but they visit frequently, like they did today for dinner. They raid the video game and throw around smack talk for the rest of the night. If I and Sage aren’t there.
Grey, you already most. He’s been so much sweeter and more…us like, now. He’s not afraid as he was before, one thing you need to learn when you join our group, we don’t judge. So burp loud, scream, hit us with pillows, it won’t affect our friendships. Girl’s still are after him, but they’ve backed off a bit to get the now free Cal, since Meredith’s gone they shouldn’t worry about her coming after them.
And me? Well, I’m just perfect, or as close as I can be to it. I’ve got Ryler, my boyfriend. Ali, Sage, and Beth, my gal’s. Adam, my brother. And Grey, one of my new boy best friends. Things have been so much better, and I feel like I can fly, but I can’t.
We have come to the conclusions guys, sorry. Can’t stay with you more longer.
So let’s get this straight.
This was a document, not a diary.
I’m Pam Jones.
I have anger issues.
I’m strange, and proud to be.
And if this ever gets out, I’ll find you. I’ll get you back.
Hope you were prepared for my awesomeness!
Want more?
*Oh my Eiffel Tower! The end! But...I was think of more, you know a sequel, if your up for it. Want a sequel? Please comment! *Thanks for reading! Please review, fan, and don't copy. Really appreciated :)*
Chapter 31
Close to perfect: A few months later
Adam wrinkled his nose as Ryler grabbed for my hand once we seated. “Can you guys stop with the lovey dovey, it’s gross to see my best friend and roommate romancing my sister.”
I stuck my tongue out at him. “Like your not romancing Sage up in front of me.”
Adam’s cheeks pinkened a little, and I smiled victoriously. Yes, my dear readers, Adam and Sage are a couple, yeah, surprised me too. I must’ve not known, or was in my own predicament of love, but they started to date a few weeks after Ryler and I.
Yes, days are so much better with Ryler, Grey, Adam, and the gal’s, I guess I can call the boys goy’s now, since were a team now.
*Sigh* Where do I start?
Okay so once I made it known I was dating Ryler to my family, mom jumped for joy, dad rolled his eyes and sent a warning to Ryler, and Adam just gagged. Melanie came to visit to see my boyfriend, and she approved. Things have been going more smoothly, now.
Meredith had transferred schools for some unknown reason, and the girl’s in our school went back to chasing and admiring Cal. Who appeared to suddenly hate Grey for some unknown reason (yeah right) and made it clear to everyone. But it didn’t work, Grey wasn’t affected at all like I thought he’d be, I guess we friends were closer than I thought. So Grey kissed Beth on the lips and smiled smugly, as Cal looked ready to beat him.
Ali, the so far single and fine with it, in our group was currently pinning after some cutie in her class, he was super adorable. She’s still a partier, and has some nice highlights of blonde, red, purple, and green in her hair.
Sage, still the crazy redhead, currently dating my brother, is doing just as fine. She literally fainted when she got straight A’s on her report card, Beth took a picture and her smile is bright and pure, just like her. Weird though, I’d never thought Sage would turn into such a brainaic.
Beth, whose fashion has gone more vintage and cute, is still the overachiever lovable best friend we know. Still dating Grey, of course. And has become obsessed with photography and camera’s, she must have a thousand pictures of us already. But hey, my parents are fine with that, they have the copies.
Adam and Ryler, is doing perfect. Sadly, there back in their dorm rooms now, but they visit frequently, like they did today for dinner. They raid the video game and throw around smack talk for the rest of the night. If I and Sage aren’t there.
Grey, you already most. He’s been so much sweeter and more…us like, now. He’s not afraid as he was before, one thing you need to learn when you join our group, we don’t judge. So burp loud, scream, hit us with pillows, it won’t affect our friendships. Girl’s still are after him, but they’ve backed off a bit to get the now free Cal, since Meredith’s gone they shouldn’t worry about her coming after them.
And me? Well, I’m just perfect, or as close as I can be to it. I’ve got Ryler, my boyfriend. Ali, Sage, and Beth, my gal’s. Adam, my brother. And Grey, one of my new boy best friends. Things have been so much better, and I feel like I can fly, but I can’t.
We have come to the conclusions guys, sorry. Can’t stay with you more longer.
So let’s get this straight.
This was a document, not a diary.
I’m Pam Jones.
I have anger issues.
I’m strange, and proud to be.
And if this ever gets out, I’ll find you. I’ll get you back.
Hope you were prepared for my awesomeness!
Want more?
*Oh my Eiffel Tower! The end! But...I was think of more, you know a sequel, if your up for it. Want a sequel? Please comment! *Thanks for reading! Please review, fan, and don't copy. Really appreciated :)*
This is a crazy song I wrote called Rotten Tomatoes, and I hired the Black-Eyed Peas to sing it. WARNING: This song was meant for entertainment, and should in no way be connected to real people, places, or things. It is not the author's responsibility for the medical bills if you die from laughter, or possibly, thinking I'm weirdness.
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Converse is awesome
The Westing Game is gruesome
My friends all ran
When they heard me say that
People say I'm weird
But look over there then,
That teen has a
White, fluffy beard
Chocolate coins rock
They're the celebs of the block
They're creamy and sweet
Cuz they always go to swim meets
I love Harry Potter
Or was it Apple Rotter?
It was everyone's favorite,
But it soon molded.
Now, I'm almost five
And I live in a hive,
Like my other amigos
Who live in anthills!
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Converse is awesome
The Westing Game is gruesome
My friends all ran
When they heard me say that
People say I'm weird
But look over there then,
That teen has a
White, fluffy beard
Chocolate coins rock
They're the celebs of the block
They're creamy and sweet
Cuz they always go to swim meets
I love Harry Potter
Or was it Apple Rotter?
It was everyone's favorite,
But it soon molded.
Now, I'm almost five
And I live in a hive,
Like my other amigos
Who live in anthills!
OKAIZ, SO TODAY I SAW THE MOST AWESUME-Y THING EVER! A BASKET OF YARNZ!! I SAWZ MEH SECOND FAVORITE CULUR IN THERE, TOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MEH FAVORITE CULUR IZ GREEEEEEEEEEEN AND MEH SECUND FAVORITE IZ PINNNNKK. SO I WUZ LIKE, POUNCE! SWIPEZ-Y! I'M SO AWESUMEZ! AND SO, I LIKE, CHASED IT DOWNZ DA STAIRZ, AND IT WUZ SO EXHILARATIN' AND STUFFZ. AND SO, LIKE, IT MADE IT TO THA HUMANZ AND DEY THREW IT SAID, "Go get it, Daisy!!" SOZ, I WENT AFTER IT AND DEN I SAW SOME GREEN YARN, SOZ I RANZ PAST THA PINK YARN TA GETZ DA GREEN..... I LURVVVVVVVVVV GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!
The whole of the mountain will crash down and roll over me - but it does not crush me.
Human physical strength has limitations and it weakens in time. 'Inner strength' knows no bounds!
The confines of this earthly realm have no bearing.
Let it be done!
Let the horns sound that shake the foundation.
Call forth the titans. Summon up the dread that lies buried deep within the heart and mind.
Let the godless fear when they face the charge.
The lost will flee or loose heart.
'And in the darkening late hours when the ground rumbles like an oncoming train...I will draw from deep wells what cannot be poisoned or tainted or overturned. I will stand, though the tides rise and the clouds threaten...and there I will remain, even if I show signs and cracks of care and hardship.
I will not be broken.
I may grow weary.
Though all the elements come against me
and tear at flesh and bone!-I WILL STAND!
Why can't the world become a fairytale book?
It wouldn't be as mean
But it may be much more green
Dragons that can be your pet
Princesses with hair for rope climbing
Pumpkins that can turn into horse carriages
And cats that wear boots and fight mice.
The people in reality aren't always very nice
But even the ogres and giants can say hello and give you nice things
Princesses aren't snobby queen bees at school
Princes aren't egomaniacs
And money is in gold, silver, or copper or even magic beans!
Hens lay golden eggs
Poverty can end in five seconds
You can get your own fairy and wish for whatever you want
And have your any desires
But I guess this is all in the mind
But the world can be kind at times
It isn't always bad and cruel
But imagination makes it go around
It wouldn't be as mean
But it may be much more green
Dragons that can be your pet
Princesses with hair for rope climbing
Pumpkins that can turn into horse carriages
And cats that wear boots and fight mice.
The people in reality aren't always very nice
But even the ogres and giants can say hello and give you nice things
Princesses aren't snobby queen bees at school
Princes aren't egomaniacs
And money is in gold, silver, or copper or even magic beans!
Hens lay golden eggs
Poverty can end in five seconds
You can get your own fairy and wish for whatever you want
And have your any desires
But I guess this is all in the mind
But the world can be kind at times
It isn't always bad and cruel
But imagination makes it go around