Twilight Fanfiction Article: IMING WITH THE CULLENS CH.3

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posted by ec_and_hg_4ever

Fall down19- Bella
Mind Reader17- Edward
Tiny Freak16- Alice
Vampire18- Jasper
Idiot- Emmett
Beautiful Blonde- Rosalie
Vamp. Mother- Esme
Dr. Fix it- Carlisle
Sexy Puppy- Jacob
Wolf Lover- Renesmee

Fall down19 has logged on
Vampire18 has logged on
Tiny Freak has logged on
Mind Reader17 has logged on

Tiny Freak16- ok guys we have got to find a way to get Emmett to get online! And fast because this bet is just getting ridiculous Bella wont even talk to me in a chat room with out snarls! And its kinda frustrating because wasn’t I the one who was there for her after James attacked her? Wasn’t I the one who planned her the perfect wedding? Aren’t I the one who has to deal with seeing the nasty things that she is planning to do with my brother?!! And believe me my visions aren’t very pleasant ones anymore! I miss the days when all either of you needed was to be with each other not…. Well you get the point right???!!!

Fall down19- WOW Alice that speech was really touching….all you have to do is change your conditions of the bet and I wouldn’t be mad at you!!!!!!!!! -snarls-

Mind Reader17- And Alice I have to hear what you and Jazz are thinking all day and what you are planning!!! And sometimes there are pictures to so we are even because do you really think that I want to hear that stuff much less see it?!

Vampire18- HEY EVERYBODY CALM DOWN!!!! I HAVE AN IDEA!!!! DUUUUUUDES!!!

Fall down19- oh…. This should be interesting!!!

Tiny Freak16- HONEY WE DON’T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR HANNAH MONTANNA SONG!!!!

Mind Reader17- WOW!!! Jasper……WOW!!!!

Vampire18- REALLY ITS THAT GOOD!!!! I DIDN’T THINK IT WAS BUT I GUESS IT IS SINCE YOUR TOTALLY SPEECHLESS!!!

Mind Reader17- NO…ITS NOT THAT GOOD!! I SAID WOW BECAUSE YOU JUST GAVE ME…..A VAMPIRE A HEADACHE!!!

Vampire18- it does tend to get a little loud!! Ill work on it!

Mind Reader17- please…please….PLEASE DON’T!!!

Vampire18- oh so you want it to be a surprise?!

Mind Reader17- SURE ILL GO WITH THAT!!!

Fall down19- ok… so Jasper what was your idea?!

Vampire18- SETTLE DOWN LITTLE PHILLY AND I WILL TELL YOU WHAT MY GENIOUS PLAN IS!!!! BUT FIRST…..

Fall down19- DID YOU JUST CALL ME A LITTLE PHILLY?

Vamire18- yes…yes I did!

Fall down19- LET ME PUT THIS IN YOUR LANGUAGE!! THIS AINT BE THE THIRTEENTH CENTURY AND I AINT NO HORSE!! SO YOUINS BETTER GET IT RIGHT OR YOUINS IS GONNA HAVE A HORSE SHOE UP YOU DARIAR!! GOT THAT….COWBOY WAYNE!!!

Vampire18- um yeah….I think so!

Mind Reader17- WOW!!! That cowboy talk sounds good on youins!!

Fall down19- um Edward…..no! I think you better stick to this century if you don’t want to end up like Cowboy Wayne over there!!!

Mind Reader17- yes mam!

Fall down19- JUST BECAUSE IM 2 YEARS OLDER THAN YOU DOESN’T MEAN THAT IM OLD ENOUGH TO BE CALLED MAM!!!!!

Mind Reader17- I mean ok sugar muffin!

Fall down19- uh huh that’s what I thought!

Tiny Freak16- so Jazz what’s your genious plan?!

Vampire18- well you know Emmett loves to eat right?!

Tiny Freak16- yes! YES! JUST GET ON WITH IT!

Vamire18- baaaabe……

Tiny Freak16- yessssssssss …….!!!

Vampire18- you know what Doctor Hughes said!!

Tiny Freak 16- and what was that?!

Vampire18- that when we talk to each other we shouldn’t use our angry voices….we should use our happy voices!!

Tiny Freak16- BABE!!! I mean baby, sugar, honey…..JUST TELL ME YOUR PLAN BEFORE YOU HAVE ANOTHER HORSE SHOE STUCK UP YOUR REAR!!

Vampire18- umm…ok! So Emmett likes to eat so I figured that we should tell him that we will tell him where some is if he comes online for a little bit and he then when he gets on Edward can say something and he will guess who it is!!!

Tiny Freak16- BABE!!!! YOU’RE A GENIOUS!!

Fall down19- I think that we should tell him that we found some platypus’s along the forest but before he can go get them he has to guess who Mind Reader17 is!!

Mind Reader17- Platypus!!! Babe those things taste like pillow stuffing!! I can read his mind and I know for a fact that grizzly is his favorite!

Tiny Freak16- WELL I HAVE SEEN HIM HUNT AND I KNOW MOOSE ARE HIS FAVORITE!!!

Vampire18- WELL IVE SEEN HIM HUNT TO AND I KNOW THAT PANTHERS ARE HIS FAVORITE!!!

Fall down19- EDWARD ONLY YOU WOULD KNOW WHAT PILLOW STUFFING TASTE LIKE!! YOU PILLOW BITER!!!

Mind Reader17- NUH UH!! MOOSE TASTE LIKE WOOD!!!

Fall down19- WELL YOU WOULD KNOW WHAT WOOD TASTE LIKE TO WOULDN’T YOU!!! YOU HEAD BOARD EATER!!!

Mind Reader17- BELLA I DID NOT EAT HEAD BOARDS I TORE THEM APART!!!

Fall down19- DID NOT!!

Mind Reader17- DID 2!!

Fall down19- NUH UH YOU ATE IT!!!

Mind Reader17- BELLA WHY WOULD I EAT HEAD BOARDS!!

Fall down19- OH IDK THE SAME REASON YOU WOULD EAT PILLOWS!!!

Vampire18- WOULD YOU TWO SHUT UP!!! AND PILLOW BITER?! HEAD BOARD EATER?! WHAT IN THE WORLD WERE YOU DOING EATING HEAD BOARDS AND BITING PILLOWS?!

Tiny Freak16- JAZZ… TRUST ME YOU DON’T WANNA KNOW!! SO ITS SETTLED THEN WE WILL TELL HIM THAT WE SAW MOOSE!!

Vampire18- NUH UH!! PANTHERS!

Fall down19- NO WE WILL TELL HIM THAT WE SAW PLATYPUS’S!!

Mind Reader17- NO WE WILL TELL HIM WE SAW GRIZZLY CUZ THAT IS HIS FAVORITE!!!

Tiny Freak16- -screams- EMMETT LOG ON TO CHAT WE HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING IMPORTANT ABOUT FOOD!!!

Idiot has logged on

Idiot- WHAT ABOUT FOOD!!!!

Tiny Freak16- WE SAW SOME MOOSE

Mind Reader17- WE SAW SOME GRIZZLY!!!

Vampire18- WE SAW PANTHERS

Fall down19- WE SAW PLATYPUS’S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alice412, CarlislesLover and 4 others like this

ec_and_hg_4ever IM WRITING THE NEXT CHAPTER NOW THAT IS WHY IT ENDS SO ABRUPTLY!!! PLZ READ AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK YOUR COMMENTS ALWAYS HELP AND AR VERY MUXCH APPREICIATED AND THANKS TO RE-PO GIRL FOR THE IDEA!!

princesspinkla that was funny i loved it

Edward_Bella234 hilarious!!

bitten_byedward This was great! I loved the part about pillow bitting and head board eater!!

ec_and_hg_4ever lol thanks....and i think the pillow biter and headboard eater was my favorite part to!!! haha thanks for reading i should post the next chapter with in the next few days

scarlet13 so funny this is great ( I know this is weird but i want edward to bite pillows over ME lol !!! )

Repo-girl I love this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ec_and_hg_4ever lol dnt blame ya scarlet13 i did to and still do so if any of yall ever talk to him tell him that he can come by my place and bite all of the pillows he wants lol!! and thanks repo- girl im glad that you LOVE IT! Its good to get this much feed back! That tells me that im doing somethings right!

renesmeblack heehee...

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Love At First Sight Chapter Eight

posted by xXjakeloverXx

This is just another Filler, Chapter Nine will be better!

Chapter Eight

When I woke up, I couldn’t remember all that had happened until I felt Jacob laying beside me. Then everything came rushing back with amazing clearness. The shock of it all made me gasp. Having a vampire trying to kill you certainly took a toll on your emotions. Jacob sat up slowly, trying to get awake.
“ You ok?” He asked, probably hearing my gasp just a moment before.
I took a moment to respond. “ Yeah. I just feel drained.” I admitted honestly. His large hand came up and cupped my cheek,...

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Forks: Chapter 1; Going home

posted by doyouknow

This is my first fanfiction so I need you to be honest and tell me what you think!

I dont own Twilight or any of it's characters.

My mother kissed my forehead softly, “You know sweetie, you don’t have to do this if you don’t want to.” Her eyes bored into mine and for a second I actually considered staying in Phoenix. But I knew Phil would be going on the road soon, and I also knew how hard it was for Renee to be away from her new husband. I didn’t want that.
“Mom for the last time I want to!” I replied, putting on the best brave smile I could manage, smiling was just so much effort...

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A day with the Cullens chpt. 2

posted by twilightchick

previously-
bella: lookeddyigotpixiestixsimveryhyper!
edward:i can see that love. Bella listen im wanted dead or alive
bella: *turns her head like a dog* huh?
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edward: i jumped on mike cause..." i put on for my lady on on for my lady (a/n: they're sing/rapping)
bella:*jumps on the table and sings* now you can have whatever you like, i said you can have whatever you like yeah..now lets go, play checkers (a/n: checkers is a inside joke between us three, it doesnt mean the board game.....just think about BD..)..we can pop bottles all night baby you...

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Bella's New Family Chapter 12

posted by sexy_vamp

Disclaimer: The only thing that is mine is the story itself.

A/N: Please continue to read and review.

Chapter 12

“Edward is that really you?” I blinked and rubbed my eyes.

“Yes. I’m sorry, did I wake you?” he said softly.

“No, you didn’t wake me up. I was dreaming about my parents again”

“I heard,” he replied.

“What do you mean, you heard me? I thought that you couldn’t read my mind,” I said with almost a panic in my voice.

“No Bella. You were talking about it in your sleep,” he replied. “More like murmuring really. But I didn’t have any problem understanding it.”...

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My Dark Days

posted by bitten_byedward

Okay, so I know I posted this before but I changed some things about it. Revised it more. Plz R&R.

This is a fanfiction about when Edward leaves in New Moon. This is after Bella runs into the woods to chase after Edward when he leaves her.
A/N: I own no characters.

Bella's POV

I couldn't believe he left me. He didn't want me. And here I was, on a wild goose chase, chasing after a vampire who I was in love with. But he wasn't in love with me. I had lead my life into a fairytale, and then he ripped it away from me. I knew I should be mad at him. But, he was Edward Cullen. I couldn't understand...

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added by tokiogaga

Twilight pics funny

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Renesmee Carlie Cullen Swan

posted by MrsRadcliffe

The kiddo

It was the weirdest party aunt Alice had ever thrown; Mom's, Dad's and her graduation party. I don't know anybody but the family, all adults, and some babies that some friends of Alice and mom have. She shouldn't even have celebrated; we should've just left to Forks. She didn't celebrate when Emmett, Jasper and Rosalie graduated.

"Hey! Emmett! Want to bet on who throws the snow ball the furthest?" said Colin, who is one of dad's friends, who also became friends with Emmett and Jaz.

"Hell yeah! Are you kidding me, It's going to be me, you know that" he said in a matter-of-fact from the...

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Comic-Fanmade

added by pameee

Thorn In The Flower

posted by Renesmee_XD

Okay so this has been in my mind for a while I need to get it out before I lose it , I am not continuing this now I am finishing my other story first but I am putting the first chapter on Fanpop and then later on Fanfiction when I can write this properly :)
Summary: Bella see’s a gang hurting a homeless stranger, she helps him obviously and takes him to the shelter which her and her friends have made, but he seems so smart, so nice so how did he end up on the street?
Pairings : Canon ExB ( All Human //Alternative Universe)
Rating : T for now
Playlist: Innocent - Taylor Swift

Prlogue:Stranger...

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Forks: Chapter 4: Truth

posted by doyouknow

I awoke the next day feeling slightly groggy. I hadn’t had a very good night’s sleep. After the realisation that someone may have been watching me my dreams were full of monsters. Well sort of. I dreamed of the creatures from the books. Jacob was a great big wolf with giant teeth and a ferocious growl, and Edward looked quite like Dracula, cape and all. Stupid book, I thought to myself. I shouldn’t have read it before bed obviously.
Throwing on a dark blue v neck and a pair of jeans I rushed foolishly around the house, getting myself organised. Charlie was still asleep, it was ten past...

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5 reasions EDWARD CULLEN is HOT

posted by bellamay

ok people we all know edward is hot.but do you know why ok here it is!!!!!

1.edward is beyound pretty

2.he can run faster then his famly

3.he sparkals in the sun

4.he is strong.(who dose not like strong boys!)

5.he is a bad boy

ok all of you can wright comments on what i missed. i won't make a fuss about it k. but you all agrey with me wright.i know some of you are team jake,emmet,jasper,carlisle or somthinglike that k :D

edward is hot to me i don't care what you think!!!!:D

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imprint (chpters 1-4)

posted by teamjane99

WARNING: COARSE LANGUAGE AND A FEW INNUENDOS IF I FORGOT TO EDIT THOSE OUT.
a big thanx to renesmee_08, robsessed, happy_aura39, and emmaliecullen for their support and advise on this project. love you guys!

MAYA CHAPTER ONE: MOVING
The plane trip was slow as hell. It took over half hour of nonstop boring conversations with my mother and father, and then another three and a half hours of absolute silence between the three of us. I guessed that it was then, after that half hour, that they realized that I was furious with them for dragging me all the way from sunny New Mexico to dreary La Push,...

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a day with the cullens chpt 6

posted by twilightchick

DAY 5
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*all the cullens wake up*
bella: *stretches* good morning eddy poo
edward: good morning lo- WOAH LOOK AT YOUR FACE!
bella:AHHH EDWARD WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR SEXY WONDERFUL HOT FACE AND BODY?!
*they hear rosalies scream from the bathroom*
bella: * runs to a mirror* ohh what happened to me? *cries*
rosalie: carlisle why are my boob are wrinkly and sagging to the ground? * looks down past her boobs to see her feet* AHHH I GOT BUNIONS!!
alice: *wakes up* what is everybody screaming about?
jasper: i dont know babe just go back to sleep...
alice: ok...*...

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Savannah, A Bella's New Mate Story Chapter 20 Alec's POV

posted by Repo-girl

Hi! This will be my final post for today. Enjoy this chapter. Just warning you, it's a little short. Enjoy!

Chapter 20
Alec's POV

I had to protect Savannah from Claude. If Claude told Savannah about Bianca, Savannah would most likely not be too happy with me. I thought back to that dark and fateful time that was spent Bianca. I had loved her. But not like I had now loved Savannah. Claude was jealous. He was always jealous of me. But we used to be close. I thought of Savannah. She had rejected my love. But only because she wasn't ready for a boyfriend. Or so she said. My heart had broken when...

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Cullen Instant Mesaging

posted by alice_cullen_12

Usernames:

Edward: i_luv_my_bella
Bella: i_luv_edward_SWITZERLAND
Alice: i_c_ur_future
Carlisle: Dr_vamp_man

i_luv_my_bella is signing
i_luv_edward_SWITZERLAND is signing on
i_c_ur_future is signing on

i_luv_my_bella: Hi hi Belly and Ally!!!!!!

i_c_ur_future: Awkward, dude!

i_luv_edward_SWITZERLAND: OME, is he OK, Alice?

i_c_ur_future: How should I know?!?! HELP! EDWARD'S GOING CRAZY!!!!!!!!

i_luv_my_bella: me no crazeeeey.

i_luv_edward_SWITZERLAND: Are you sure, because you spelled CRAZY wrong.

i_c_ur_future: I've got to go! Jazz wants to "Play games!"

i_luv_edward_SWITZERLAND: Ali-

i_c_ur_future is signing off
Dr_vamp_man is signing on

Dr_vamp_man: I heard about Edward.

i_luv_edward_SWITZERLAND: Is he OK?

Dr_vamp_man: The truth is, he has vampiremonoculosis.

i_luv_edward_SWITZERLAND: OH NO! Wait, what is that?

The End of Chapter 1

Sorry It's so short! the next chapter will be WAY LONGER! Sorry

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Letters From Edward Chapter 17

posted by team_robward

Chapter 17
Catching Up:

I woke up suddenly, but refreshed. I yawned and made my way to the cupboard. I opened it and grabbed the first outfit I could find. I walked to the bathroom and got changed in there. I washed my face and brushed my hair before going downstairs.
“Good morning” I said, before sitting down at the table.
“Morning Bells” Mum said and passed me a plate of strawberry toast.
“Thanks” I smiled, and grabbed a piece. I bit into the toast with a small crunch, sweet jam filled my mouth as I chewed.
“Quarter past eight, nine, ten, ten thirty, two hours” Renee mumbled to...

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Chapter 3-Sacrifice

posted by nataliaryanfan

"Alice,what did you see?" I asked her in a soft tone.
"I saw us fighting newborns," she started, "there was only 25 of them and we finished them off in an instance." Alice started to sob again. "After we killed all of them, we started a bonfire and burned all their bodies." She paused. "We split up into groups. Well, actually couples- you and Edward, me and Jasper, you and Emmett, and you and Carlisle." Me, Rosalie, and Esme immediately knew who was with who. In her premonition, I was paired up with Edward, Alice was with Jasper, Rose was with Emmett, and Esme was with Carlisle. Alice went...

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Bella's New Family Chapter 6

posted by sexy_vamp

Disclaimer: I do not own the Twilight characters.

A/N: Please continue to review. It really motivates me to write some more. And if there is anything that you would like to see in the story or see happen, please let me know.

Chapter 6

“Whoa. Guys, what’s wrong? And where did Jake go?”

Edward and Alice looked at each other then at me. Their faces relaxed a bit but I could tell that they were still tense but I didn’t understand why. What was so bad with Jacob that made both Edward and Alice react the way they had towards him?

“It’s complicated, Bella.” Alice said. “You may not have...

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What Would Have Been Chapter 10

posted by genyva

10. Fate

I was just sad, I hadn’t even given Kevin my number. I think, I would have enjoyed the one nightstand.

I was out front today, we had our Columbus Day sale on all things grill-able. This wasn’t really all that great in Washington. But we also had the 10 for 10$ sale so it works someway. Alexis was a promising Worker she was no longer stalking things but helping costumers find things. She like the slight pay raise.

The day was stretching out every hour. I had 30 minutes until I could go home and the pick up Aly. I tried to engage in Cassandra and Nathan’s conversation but I was...