Twilight Fanfiction Article: IMING WITH THE CULLENS CH.3

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posted by ec_and_hg_4ever

Fall down19- Bella
Mind Reader17- Edward
Tiny Freak16- Alice
Vampire18- Jasper
Idiot- Emmett
Beautiful Blonde- Rosalie
Vamp. Mother- Esme
Dr. Fix it- Carlisle
Sexy Puppy- Jacob
Wolf Lover- Renesmee

Fall down19 has logged on
Vampire18 has logged on
Tiny Freak has logged on
Mind Reader17 has logged on

Tiny Freak16- ok guys we have got to find a way to get Emmett to get online! And fast because this bet is just getting ridiculous Bella wont even talk to me in a chat room with out snarls! And its kinda frustrating because wasn’t I the one who was there for her after James attacked her? Wasn’t I the one who planned her the perfect wedding? Aren’t I the one who has to deal with seeing the nasty things that she is planning to do with my brother?!! And believe me my visions aren’t very pleasant ones anymore! I miss the days when all either of you needed was to be with each other not…. Well you get the point right???!!!

Fall down19- WOW Alice that speech was really touching….all you have to do is change your conditions of the bet and I wouldn’t be mad at you!!!!!!!!! -snarls-

Mind Reader17- And Alice I have to hear what you and Jazz are thinking all day and what you are planning!!! And sometimes there are pictures to so we are even because do you really think that I want to hear that stuff much less see it?!

Vampire18- HEY EVERYBODY CALM DOWN!!!! I HAVE AN IDEA!!!! DUUUUUUDES!!!

Fall down19- oh…. This should be interesting!!!

Tiny Freak16- HONEY WE DON’T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR HANNAH MONTANNA SONG!!!!

Mind Reader17- WOW!!! Jasper……WOW!!!!

Vampire18- REALLY ITS THAT GOOD!!!! I DIDN’T THINK IT WAS BUT I GUESS IT IS SINCE YOUR TOTALLY SPEECHLESS!!!

Mind Reader17- NO…ITS NOT THAT GOOD!! I SAID WOW BECAUSE YOU JUST GAVE ME…..A VAMPIRE A HEADACHE!!!

Vampire18- it does tend to get a little loud!! Ill work on it!

Mind Reader17- please…please….PLEASE DON’T!!!

Vampire18- oh so you want it to be a surprise?!

Mind Reader17- SURE ILL GO WITH THAT!!!

Fall down19- ok… so Jasper what was your idea?!

Vampire18- SETTLE DOWN LITTLE PHILLY AND I WILL TELL YOU WHAT MY GENIOUS PLAN IS!!!! BUT FIRST…..

Fall down19- DID YOU JUST CALL ME A LITTLE PHILLY?

Vamire18- yes…yes I did!

Fall down19- LET ME PUT THIS IN YOUR LANGUAGE!! THIS AINT BE THE THIRTEENTH CENTURY AND I AINT NO HORSE!! SO YOUINS BETTER GET IT RIGHT OR YOUINS IS GONNA HAVE A HORSE SHOE UP YOU DARIAR!! GOT THAT….COWBOY WAYNE!!!

Vampire18- um yeah….I think so!

Mind Reader17- WOW!!! That cowboy talk sounds good on youins!!

Fall down19- um Edward…..no! I think you better stick to this century if you don’t want to end up like Cowboy Wayne over there!!!

Mind Reader17- yes mam!

Fall down19- JUST BECAUSE IM 2 YEARS OLDER THAN YOU DOESN’T MEAN THAT IM OLD ENOUGH TO BE CALLED MAM!!!!!

Mind Reader17- I mean ok sugar muffin!

Fall down19- uh huh that’s what I thought!

Tiny Freak16- so Jazz what’s your genious plan?!

Vampire18- well you know Emmett loves to eat right?!

Tiny Freak16- yes! YES! JUST GET ON WITH IT!

Vamire18- baaaabe……

Tiny Freak16- yessssssssss …….!!!

Vampire18- you know what Doctor Hughes said!!

Tiny Freak 16- and what was that?!

Vampire18- that when we talk to each other we shouldn’t use our angry voices….we should use our happy voices!!

Tiny Freak16- BABE!!! I mean baby, sugar, honey…..JUST TELL ME YOUR PLAN BEFORE YOU HAVE ANOTHER HORSE SHOE STUCK UP YOUR REAR!!

Vampire18- umm…ok! So Emmett likes to eat so I figured that we should tell him that we will tell him where some is if he comes online for a little bit and he then when he gets on Edward can say something and he will guess who it is!!!

Tiny Freak16- BABE!!!! YOU’RE A GENIOUS!!

Fall down19- I think that we should tell him that we found some platypus’s along the forest but before he can go get them he has to guess who Mind Reader17 is!!

Mind Reader17- Platypus!!! Babe those things taste like pillow stuffing!! I can read his mind and I know for a fact that grizzly is his favorite!

Tiny Freak16- WELL I HAVE SEEN HIM HUNT AND I KNOW MOOSE ARE HIS FAVORITE!!!

Vampire18- WELL IVE SEEN HIM HUNT TO AND I KNOW THAT PANTHERS ARE HIS FAVORITE!!!

Fall down19- EDWARD ONLY YOU WOULD KNOW WHAT PILLOW STUFFING TASTE LIKE!! YOU PILLOW BITER!!!

Mind Reader17- NUH UH!! MOOSE TASTE LIKE WOOD!!!

Fall down19- WELL YOU WOULD KNOW WHAT WOOD TASTE LIKE TO WOULDN’T YOU!!! YOU HEAD BOARD EATER!!!

Mind Reader17- BELLA I DID NOT EAT HEAD BOARDS I TORE THEM APART!!!

Fall down19- DID NOT!!

Mind Reader17- DID 2!!

Fall down19- NUH UH YOU ATE IT!!!

Mind Reader17- BELLA WHY WOULD I EAT HEAD BOARDS!!

Fall down19- OH IDK THE SAME REASON YOU WOULD EAT PILLOWS!!!

Vampire18- WOULD YOU TWO SHUT UP!!! AND PILLOW BITER?! HEAD BOARD EATER?! WHAT IN THE WORLD WERE YOU DOING EATING HEAD BOARDS AND BITING PILLOWS?!

Tiny Freak16- JAZZ… TRUST ME YOU DON’T WANNA KNOW!! SO ITS SETTLED THEN WE WILL TELL HIM THAT WE SAW MOOSE!!

Vampire18- NUH UH!! PANTHERS!

Fall down19- NO WE WILL TELL HIM THAT WE SAW PLATYPUS’S!!

Mind Reader17- NO WE WILL TELL HIM WE SAW GRIZZLY CUZ THAT IS HIS FAVORITE!!!

Tiny Freak16- -screams- EMMETT LOG ON TO CHAT WE HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING IMPORTANT ABOUT FOOD!!!

Idiot has logged on

Idiot- WHAT ABOUT FOOD!!!!

Tiny Freak16- WE SAW SOME MOOSE

Mind Reader17- WE SAW SOME GRIZZLY!!!

Vampire18- WE SAW PANTHERS

Fall down19- WE SAW PLATYPUS’S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ec_and_hg_4ever IM WRITING THE NEXT CHAPTER NOW THAT IS WHY IT ENDS SO ABRUPTLY!!! PLZ READ AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK YOUR COMMENTS ALWAYS HELP AND AR VERY MUXCH APPREICIATED AND THANKS TO RE-PO GIRL FOR THE IDEA!!

princesspinkla that was funny i loved it

Edward_Bella234 hilarious!!

bitten_byedward This was great! I loved the part about pillow bitting and head board eater!!

ec_and_hg_4ever lol thanks....and i think the pillow biter and headboard eater was my favorite part to!!! haha thanks for reading i should post the next chapter with in the next few days

scarlet13 so funny this is great ( I know this is weird but i want edward to bite pillows over ME lol !!! )

Repo-girl I love this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ec_and_hg_4ever lol dnt blame ya scarlet13 i did to and still do so if any of yall ever talk to him tell him that he can come by my place and bite all of the pillows he wants lol!! and thanks repo- girl im glad that you LOVE IT! Its good to get this much feed back! That tells me that im doing somethings right!

renesmeblack heehee...

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Revenge chapter 4

posted by kayleebabee

end of chapter 3!!
"Umm Bella I think you should come and see this..."
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I flew down the stairs and into the living room just behind Edward.
"What is it?" I asked quietly.
"This is what the contraption does." He hissed stepping to the side.
"I tilted my head to the side to examine the bloodied lump closer. It was Phil. I backed away gasping.
Edward extended his arm and a note was clasped in his hand.
I grabbed the note and scanned it.
'dear Bella, this is what the rigging does. you have ten minutes to get your mothers off. I get bored easily.

P.s and be careful where you pull, you dont know what might pop out.'

Then there was an unearthly shreik, It grated the insides of my eardrums. My thoughts caught up with my feet at the top of the stairs.
I punched the door out of my way and shreiked a snarl at what i saw...

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secrets chapter 18

posted by bella01

[still BPOV]

he leaned closer to me.his face was only a few centimeters from mine.when i realized what he is trying to do.so i tried to fight him.when he is about to kiss me,i moved my head which made him kiss my neck not my lips.i immediately regret that because he is opening his mouth now preparing to bite.i tried to fight but he is too strong for me.i do not want to give up but i have no other choice so i just decided to wait for the pain to start.i closed my eyes and pressed my lips together.i waited but there is no pain.i opened my eyes and saw darius staring at me.then someone pulled him...

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love quotes

posted by joe-edwardfan

1. "True love can blind you but at the same time if you let it, it can also open your eyes."
-Unknown
2. "Love and electricity are one in the same, my dear. If you do not feel the jolt in your soul every time a kiss is shared, a whisper is spoken, a touch is felt, then you're not really in love at all."
-C.J. Franks
3. "Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius."
-Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
4. "Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies."
-Aristotle
5. "I have found the paradox that...

kristen stewarts bio

posted by joe-edwardfan

Kristen Stewart
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Kristen Stewart

Stewart at Hollywood Life Magazine's 7th Annual Breakthrough Awards, December 2007
Born    Kristen Jaymes Stewart
April 9, 1990 (age 19)
Los Angeles, California, United States

Occupation    Actress
Years active    1999 – present
Kristen Jaymes Stewart (born April 9, 1990) is an American film and television actress. She is known for roles in films such as Panic Room, Zathura, In the Land of Women, Adventureland, Into the Wild, The Messengers and...

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black moon chap 20

posted by joe-edwardfan

Chapter 20
While Alice was dragging me to see her family I was worried what will happen when I see edward I mean after all this years ,we moved on and stuff……..ooh I'm such an idiot what can happen??? Nothing can happed if he remmembers he left ME! I didn’t leave him! So what does he wants now?.....
I was thinking hard not realizing were she was dragging me when someone hugged me
-oh Bella I'm so happy to see you look at you!!! You havent changed at all!
Then he laughed his booming laugh,awww I truley miss Emmett he always made me laugh and made fun of me
-Bella honey,how are you?
Esme came...

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Mary Alice, Chapter 2

posted by teamalice_0

Thanks patrisha727, and just_bella, and just_bella. I hope you like the tribute to you, by alicecullenBFF.:)
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The plane ride over here was uneventfull, much to my dismay. No one even lost their luggage, every item was found. My golden eyes were stasred at and they kept whispering 'Cullen'. And something that started with 'A'.

I was intrested in that. But we had to go to our hotel, that I booked. The class wasn't big so I could book one for each group, plus chaperone. I had none group, I was a leftover, since it couldn't be evenly.

I was...

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Half Moon, Chapter 35

posted by teamalice_0

Geeze, 35 already. *See bottom*
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Voltera, Italy was beautiful. All the buildings were original. Esme would have a feild day here.

It was night so we just went acos the plazza, instead of going down a sewer drain, I rather go through the door not a sewer.

We entered a lobby, it looked peaceful enough. A human was behind the desk, which surpised me, and as they passed they called her Mary.

Hm. Odd, but I dismissed it. But I almost growled when she stared at Mickey.

I was led to a room, that we would stay in, and gladly accepted. It had a...

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What Would Have Been Chapter 2

posted by genyva

2.FAMILIAR

I woke up what a strange dream I had. I was wondering aimlessly in the forest behind Charlie’s house. It was dark but not too much. Then it ended. I hadn’t ever had something like it before. Not that I could remember. I went into Alison’s room and she was sitting on her bed waiting for me. When I entered the room, she had a huge grin on her face.

“Mom guess what,” she said once she saw me. She was watching TV. “Talking Taylor has a toy” she giggled “can I have one.” She asked looking at me. Talking Taylor was a TV how that she loved so much it was the only one she...

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What Would Have Been

posted by genyva

I wondered how long this could last. Maybe someday, years from now— if the pain would just decrease to the point where I could bear it— I would be able to look back on those few short months that would always be the best days of my life. And, if it were possible that the pain would ever soften enough to allow me to do that, I was sure that would be grateful for as much time as he’d given me. More then I’d asked for, more then I’d deserve. Maybe someday, I’d be able to see it that way.

<center>Stephenie Meyer
New Moon</center>

PREFACE
10 years. 10 years I have been alone....

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Tempting Fate chp 1-3

posted by ctaim2

Okay, I know a lot of you have read Tempting Fate but I thought since we have gained many more fans, I would post my whole story so that new members can read without searching for the chapters.

Point of veiw: Clara williams age 17.

Chapter one: Recluse

Song: Imagery by Evanescence

I wasn’t quite sure if I could possibly endure another day in high school. Somehow the abysmal days kept lengthening in time. Each more monotonous and bizarrely dreadful than the last. Every minute I spent there, it seemed as if I was dragged further into my despair.
I...

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Tempting Fate chp 1-3

posted by ctaim2

Okay, I know a lot of you have read Tempting Fate but I thought since we have gained many more fans, I would post my whole story so that new members can read without searching for the chapters.

Point of veiw: Clara williams age 17.

Chapter one: Recluse

Song: Imagery by Evanescence

I wasn’t quite sure if I could possibly endure another day in high school. Somehow the abysmal days kept lengthening in time. Each more monotonous and bizarrely dreadful than the last. Every minute I spent there, it seemed as if I was dragged further into my despair.
I...

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Edward and Bella

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The Setting Sun - Chapter 2

posted by Styfalie

Chapter 2 – School. Who knew? (Renesmee)
I could breathe now. I was far enough away from the house that I could reflect clearly on what Aunt Alice had said to me.

She had leaned in the doorway glancing up to be sure mom and dad had left the garage, “You have a full tank of gas, satellite radio, CD player and MP3 player jack and Emmett installed an airbag in the steering wheel.” She had said. I gave her a quick glance. How could they think I’d be reckless, irresponsible even? “We don’t doubt you.” She leaned in closer to my ear. “Your mother and father are just very protective.”...

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Comic-Fanmade

added by pameee

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Untitled

posted by Styfalie

Chapter 1
I jumped the river and dashed around the house, glancing toward the glass wall to my right as I went to see Emmett pointing in my direction, laughing jovially. I shook my head looking forward once more as Rosalie hit him on the shoulder.

I stopped with a gentle skid once I made it to the edge of the long driveway, dust rising around my feet as I stared toward the road. I don’t think anyone really understood why I was so excited. I mean, it’s not like it had been more than a few days since he left. It was just that, something inside me was reeling at the thought of seeing him, holding...

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chapter10:the escape

posted by joe-edwardfan

I KNOW ITS SHORT BUT I WASNT IN THE MOOD TO WRITE AND IF I WROTE MORE I AM SURE I WOULD WRECK IT!
SO ENJOY AND I WILL POST THE NXT CHAP SOON CAUSE MY EXAMS ARE OVER FINALLY!
Chapter 10: the escape bellas pov
Previously on Chapter 8:(chap 9 was Edwards pov)
I looked at Damien he was sitting on his knees a beautiful black box with the most beautiful ring in it.oh no god no I don’t want to marry him!
-Bella will u please marry me?
-no
I said coldly Damien got angry maybe this was hard for him to hear the truth I mean he didn’t most of the time he just made me do anything he wanted, making me his...

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West Coast Academy Ch7

posted by teamalice_0

Hey guys! Thanks for reading and a big thanks to Sammie_9301986. also this is my last chapter.... on this spot. i was 'persuaded' to make my own spot. link
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I opened my eyes that were appearently closed. I surveyed my surroundings. Oh I was in my room, had I dreamed the whole thing up yesterday? I pushed myself off the bed and gabbed some cotton shorts and tanktop. I wanted to go running on the track, around the football feild.

I pulled my hair into a back and put it into a ponytail. I grabbed my phone, put on my shoes, picked up a...

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Journey To A New Life

posted by auzziegurl21

AN: this is my first FanFiction so could you all please rate it and review so i can decide whether i should continue or not and please suggest things that i should add or stuff that should happen etc.P.S sorry for this really long Author's Note.

I was walking along my street; it was 10’o clock at night.
My dog Max had run out the gate again when I came home from babysitting the Greene’s kids. Just great! This couldn’t get any better but wait it just did.
Max ran into the park, Fantastic! Walking through bushes in a dark freaky looking park in the freezing cold
Life just can’t get any...

A Twilight Story ||| EP7 ||| Isle Esme

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The Setting Sun Chapter 15

posted by Styfalie

This is a short chapter I know but I didn't want to keep you waiting too long. I'll do my best to work on the next one ASAP. It's hard to find time. I hate it.

Thank you all again!

*Stephanie
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Chapter 15: This is how it begins? (Bella)
I rushed outside, crossing the river and leaning against a tree. I’d grounded my daughter, something I never thought would be necessary. Even now I was considering the removal of the punishment. She didn’t deserve this.

I put my head in my hands, thinking hard, should I? Am I being too strict? Dear Lord . . . I’m...