Twilight Fanfiction Article: IMING WITH THE CULLENS CH.3

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posted by ec_and_hg_4ever

Fall down19- Bella
Mind Reader17- Edward
Tiny Freak16- Alice
Vampire18- Jasper
Idiot- Emmett
Beautiful Blonde- Rosalie
Vamp. Mother- Esme
Dr. Fix it- Carlisle
Sexy Puppy- Jacob
Wolf Lover- Renesmee

Fall down19 has logged on
Vampire18 has logged on
Tiny Freak has logged on
Mind Reader17 has logged on

Tiny Freak16- ok guys we have got to find a way to get Emmett to get online! And fast because this bet is just getting ridiculous Bella wont even talk to me in a chat room with out snarls! And its kinda frustrating because wasn’t I the one who was there for her after James attacked her? Wasn’t I the one who planned her the perfect wedding? Aren’t I the one who has to deal with seeing the nasty things that she is planning to do with my brother?!! And believe me my visions aren’t very pleasant ones anymore! I miss the days when all either of you needed was to be with each other not…. Well you get the point right???!!!

Fall down19- WOW Alice that speech was really touching….all you have to do is change your conditions of the bet and I wouldn’t be mad at you!!!!!!!!! -snarls-

Mind Reader17- And Alice I have to hear what you and Jazz are thinking all day and what you are planning!!! And sometimes there are pictures to so we are even because do you really think that I want to hear that stuff much less see it?!

Vampire18- HEY EVERYBODY CALM DOWN!!!! I HAVE AN IDEA!!!! DUUUUUUDES!!!

Fall down19- oh…. This should be interesting!!!

Tiny Freak16- HONEY WE DON’T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR HANNAH MONTANNA SONG!!!!

Mind Reader17- WOW!!! Jasper……WOW!!!!

Vampire18- REALLY ITS THAT GOOD!!!! I DIDN’T THINK IT WAS BUT I GUESS IT IS SINCE YOUR TOTALLY SPEECHLESS!!!

Mind Reader17- NO…ITS NOT THAT GOOD!! I SAID WOW BECAUSE YOU JUST GAVE ME…..A VAMPIRE A HEADACHE!!!

Vampire18- it does tend to get a little loud!! Ill work on it!

Mind Reader17- please…please….PLEASE DON’T!!!

Vampire18- oh so you want it to be a surprise?!

Mind Reader17- SURE ILL GO WITH THAT!!!

Fall down19- ok… so Jasper what was your idea?!

Vampire18- SETTLE DOWN LITTLE PHILLY AND I WILL TELL YOU WHAT MY GENIOUS PLAN IS!!!! BUT FIRST…..

Fall down19- DID YOU JUST CALL ME A LITTLE PHILLY?

Vamire18- yes…yes I did!

Fall down19- LET ME PUT THIS IN YOUR LANGUAGE!! THIS AINT BE THE THIRTEENTH CENTURY AND I AINT NO HORSE!! SO YOUINS BETTER GET IT RIGHT OR YOUINS IS GONNA HAVE A HORSE SHOE UP YOU DARIAR!! GOT THAT….COWBOY WAYNE!!!

Vampire18- um yeah….I think so!

Mind Reader17- WOW!!! That cowboy talk sounds good on youins!!

Fall down19- um Edward…..no! I think you better stick to this century if you don’t want to end up like Cowboy Wayne over there!!!

Mind Reader17- yes mam!

Fall down19- JUST BECAUSE IM 2 YEARS OLDER THAN YOU DOESN’T MEAN THAT IM OLD ENOUGH TO BE CALLED MAM!!!!!

Mind Reader17- I mean ok sugar muffin!

Fall down19- uh huh that’s what I thought!

Tiny Freak16- so Jazz what’s your genious plan?!

Vampire18- well you know Emmett loves to eat right?!

Tiny Freak16- yes! YES! JUST GET ON WITH IT!

Vamire18- baaaabe……

Tiny Freak16- yessssssssss …….!!!

Vampire18- you know what Doctor Hughes said!!

Tiny Freak 16- and what was that?!

Vampire18- that when we talk to each other we shouldn’t use our angry voices….we should use our happy voices!!

Tiny Freak16- BABE!!! I mean baby, sugar, honey…..JUST TELL ME YOUR PLAN BEFORE YOU HAVE ANOTHER HORSE SHOE STUCK UP YOUR REAR!!

Vampire18- umm…ok! So Emmett likes to eat so I figured that we should tell him that we will tell him where some is if he comes online for a little bit and he then when he gets on Edward can say something and he will guess who it is!!!

Tiny Freak16- BABE!!!! YOU’RE A GENIOUS!!

Fall down19- I think that we should tell him that we found some platypus’s along the forest but before he can go get them he has to guess who Mind Reader17 is!!

Mind Reader17- Platypus!!! Babe those things taste like pillow stuffing!! I can read his mind and I know for a fact that grizzly is his favorite!

Tiny Freak16- WELL I HAVE SEEN HIM HUNT AND I KNOW MOOSE ARE HIS FAVORITE!!!

Vampire18- WELL IVE SEEN HIM HUNT TO AND I KNOW THAT PANTHERS ARE HIS FAVORITE!!!

Fall down19- EDWARD ONLY YOU WOULD KNOW WHAT PILLOW STUFFING TASTE LIKE!! YOU PILLOW BITER!!!

Mind Reader17- NUH UH!! MOOSE TASTE LIKE WOOD!!!

Fall down19- WELL YOU WOULD KNOW WHAT WOOD TASTE LIKE TO WOULDN’T YOU!!! YOU HEAD BOARD EATER!!!

Mind Reader17- BELLA I DID NOT EAT HEAD BOARDS I TORE THEM APART!!!

Fall down19- DID NOT!!

Mind Reader17- DID 2!!

Fall down19- NUH UH YOU ATE IT!!!

Mind Reader17- BELLA WHY WOULD I EAT HEAD BOARDS!!

Fall down19- OH IDK THE SAME REASON YOU WOULD EAT PILLOWS!!!

Vampire18- WOULD YOU TWO SHUT UP!!! AND PILLOW BITER?! HEAD BOARD EATER?! WHAT IN THE WORLD WERE YOU DOING EATING HEAD BOARDS AND BITING PILLOWS?!

Tiny Freak16- JAZZ… TRUST ME YOU DON’T WANNA KNOW!! SO ITS SETTLED THEN WE WILL TELL HIM THAT WE SAW MOOSE!!

Vampire18- NUH UH!! PANTHERS!

Fall down19- NO WE WILL TELL HIM THAT WE SAW PLATYPUS’S!!

Mind Reader17- NO WE WILL TELL HIM WE SAW GRIZZLY CUZ THAT IS HIS FAVORITE!!!

Tiny Freak16- -screams- EMMETT LOG ON TO CHAT WE HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING IMPORTANT ABOUT FOOD!!!

Idiot has logged on

Idiot- WHAT ABOUT FOOD!!!!

Tiny Freak16- WE SAW SOME MOOSE

Mind Reader17- WE SAW SOME GRIZZLY!!!

Vampire18- WE SAW PANTHERS

Fall down19- WE SAW PLATYPUS’S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ec_and_hg_4ever IM WRITING THE NEXT CHAPTER NOW THAT IS WHY IT ENDS SO ABRUPTLY!!! PLZ READ AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK YOUR COMMENTS ALWAYS HELP AND AR VERY MUXCH APPREICIATED AND THANKS TO RE-PO GIRL FOR THE IDEA!!

princesspinkla that was funny i loved it

Edward_Bella234 hilarious!!

bitten_byedward This was great! I loved the part about pillow bitting and head board eater!!

ec_and_hg_4ever lol thanks....and i think the pillow biter and headboard eater was my favorite part to!!! haha thanks for reading i should post the next chapter with in the next few days

scarlet13 so funny this is great ( I know this is weird but i want edward to bite pillows over ME lol !!! )

Repo-girl I love this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ec_and_hg_4ever lol dnt blame ya scarlet13 i did to and still do so if any of yall ever talk to him tell him that he can come by my place and bite all of the pillows he wants lol!! and thanks repo- girl im glad that you LOVE IT! Its good to get this much feed back! That tells me that im doing somethings right!

renesmeblack heehee...

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If Bella Was Born in 1901 Edwards POV Ch1

posted by Renesmee_XD

Tried using Midnight Sun and Anne of Green Gables
for ideas

It was so frustrating, Tanya knew I didn’t return her feelings of me yet she tried to court me. I seriously did not get it why her and her sisters and friends passed around love notes passed around love notes or love letters to us guys and then not signing them it was very annoying. I knew Tanya was expecting me to chose her as my dance partner but there was no chance. I would pick her. As I glanced around the room, it looked alienish the basement was too… different would be the word instead of the usual bleak white I was used to,...

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Valentines Day - Part One

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It was a long night. Sometimes I wish I could fall asleep. Thats one of the things I miss about my human life.
As the sun rised, it beamed through the windows of our cottage and our skin glistened like diamonds. Edward looked at me and smiled his crooked smile I've always loved. I had a good feeling of what he was about to say.
"Happy Valentines day!" He said it so enthusiastically.
I forced out a smile "And happy Valentines day to you" My voice croaked.
I hope he hasnt planed anything. He knows I hate celebrating things and...
"I've organised a party." He said before I could finish my thinking....

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Bella's New Mate Chapter 17 Jacob's POV and Edward's POV

posted by Repo-girl

Hi! As a treat, I have a Jacob and an Edward POV for you. Enjoy!

Chapter 17
Jacob's POV

I couldn't believe what that bloodsucker did. He lost her. In the past, I couldn't stand him but, this was unforgivable. But, I still loved Bella. "Give it a rest, Jacob.", Leah thought. "You didn't imprint on her so, she's not your mate". "Shut up Leah. Sam didn't imprint on you so, YOU give it a rest". She howled. "I'll get you for that"., she thought. I ran back to the Cullen house and phased back. There was an entire outfit layed out for me on the doorstep. I changed and went inside. "Ew, who let the...

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When The Day Met The Night; Jacob and Renesmee :D

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I woke up drenched in sweat. It was the middle of the night. I could see the moon out of my window.
I found it beautiful most days but today it terrified me. This dream I had was... Interesting, In a very-scary-oh-my-goodness-I'm-going-to-pee-my-pants sort of way. I was on a cliff, I don't know what I was doing. My head was on my knees and tears were streaming down my cheeks. I was actually crying. I had never once cried in my whole (now four) years of existence.

I vaguely remember a hand. A warm brown hand, wiping my tears away. A breeze had caught on the cliff and it whispered my imprint. A...

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Bella's New Mate Chapter 32

posted by Repo-girl

Hi! This is the second chapter for today! I will be all caught up after this and then, I will write more! Enjoy!

Chapter 32
Bella's POV

"Hunting"?, I asked. Edward nodded. "Would I hunt humans or animals"? It was a stupid question. "Animals. James and I talked". "Ok". "And then, we'll see Savannah". "Ok". "Hang on"!, Alice said. "What"?, I asked. "No Alice". "Edward, we had an agreement". "Fine". "What"?, I asked again fearfully. Alice took my hand. "Come on, you'll see". I did see. Alice dressed me up like a barbie doll. Again. "Ok. Now look". She steered me toward a mirror. I looked in the...

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Love.Life.Meaning.Over 2--- Edward's POV

posted by taelor4twilight

Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez comment!!!! I used most of the part about the phone call from Stephenie Meyer's website but everything else is my idea.

Today, I simply took the liberty of turning my cell phone off.

I did not call Emmett, which I sort of feel bad about, but I couldn't take another phone call. I couldn't risk one having the same amount of pain that Alice's did. I'm very selfish.
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Fire and Ice: Chapter 3: The Cullens

posted by gossipgirlxoxo

I woke up and saw a bright light shining at my eyes, I closed them shut. "Oh sorry about that, Bella" A mans voice said. I opened my eyes and saw a tall pale man. I looked around the room. I was in a hospital. "What happened?" I asked. The man had light blond hair, he smiled. "Bella, you crashed your car into a tree" He informed me. I closed my eyes. "I know it must be hard but theres not much to recover" He said, he said this like he didn't want me to remember. "Umm wheres Charlie" I said. he smiled that same smile. "Oh, heres getting coffee, and anyway i'm Dr. Cullen" His words shook into...

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Bella's New Family Chapter 4

posted by sexy_vamp

Disclaimer: Same as before. I only own the idea.

A/N: Thank all of you who have taken the time to read my story and those who want to see more. I am so happy that you enjoy it. If you could, please fill out a review. Even if it is just to say keep up the good work. Thanks!!!

Chapter 4

I woke up just as the sun was coming up. I rubbed my eyes and ran my fingers through my hair. Knowing that today was going to be the longest day of my life, I got up and stretched. By the looks of it, Alice was already up and dressed. And she had my clothes laid out on a chair for me. I got my toiletries together...

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secrets chapter 4

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[Edward POV]
I know I'm impatient,no I'm getting angry with the plane where my Isabella is riding.'No,no,no, she is not mine.She is my sister now'.Finally,the plane has landed.Alice is jumping up and down now.She is annoying but I love her.She is my favorite sister.I got worried because there is still no sign of a girl name Isabella.'Edward,please calm down'Jasper thought.'Hahaha,Edward is in love with our new sister'Emmett thought.'Isabella shopping shopping dress up'Alice thought.Then when I'm about to ask Alice where is Isabella.A beautiful girl came out the door.She looks so fragile.She...

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