Twilight Series Article: Bella's New Phone; Edward is sexyy.

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posted by meeek

-Edward bought Bella a small silver phone. The kinds everybody has when there's an emergency. I wonder what's so special about the small silver phone.

Bella holds small sliver phone by it's edge. Almost dropping it.

Bella: Euw. It's small. and silver. and it's a phone. Omg its a small silver phone!!

Edward: Silver is sexy. Would you prefer a green giant phone instead, Bella?

Bella: No. Not green. I hate green. Green is wet. Green is damp. Green is Forks. I hate Forks.

Edward: If you haven't come to Forks then you wouldn;t have met me, your sexy, gorgeous, perfect boyfriend who's also a vampire and lives with six other vampires and claim to be a family and adopted by the two oldest vampire Carlisle and Esme. And is sexy.

Bella: Wow. You said that in one breath.

Edward: Because Im sexy.

Bella: No. because you don't need to breathe. You're a vampire. You only breathe because its a habit and you can't smell anything if i don't.

Edward: Yes, but Im still sexy. So yes, about that small silver phone, that's sexy, like me...

Bella: Okay, i'll take this small silver phone. *Puts into pocket and forgets about it*

Edward: You're not going to use it aren't you?

Bella: OMG i though you couldn't read my mind!

Edward: I can't. and that bugs me because I have the sexy ability to read other people's mind but not yours because you claim that something is wrong with your brain but i think it's because you're different and that's why you appeal most to me than the other girls.

Bella: Wow. You said that in one breath, too.

Edward: Because Im sexy. And by the way, I don;t need to read your mind because I cant and that bugs me because I have the sexy ability to read other people's mind but not yours because you claim that something is wrong with your brain but i think it's because you're different and that's why you appeal most to me than the other girls to see that you're putting the small silver phone in your pocket and forgetting about it. Maybe you should try texting with the small silver phone.

Bella: Stupid small silver phone. *takes out of pocket and try texting Edward*

*BEEP BEEP*

Bella: OMG what's that sound??

Edward: That's my small silver phone receiving a text message from your small silver phone, which are, identical. Sexy.

From: BellaDearestzz

Gjkmmntv3xnotvu!,:!

Edward: Uhhhh....

Bella: It;s supposed to say I Love You.

Edward: Maybe you should use the small silver phone other than to text.

Bella: Maybe later. Now I have the sudden urge to force you into changing me into a vampire because I want to be with you forever and every single day of forever!

Edward: No.

Bella: But whyyy??

Edward: Because Im sexy. I mean, because, I love you so much and I dont want you to suffer eternal damnation like me. Aaanndd. Im sexy.

Bella: Now Im going to throw a tantrum becase you dont want to change
me into a vampire because I want to be with you forever and every single day of forever.

Edward: And I, being the sexy vampire I am, will kiss you passionately on your lips but trying to control myself not to let you touch my teeth because it is razor sharp and is full of venom and we vampires don;t have fangs.

Bella: And now I am having second thoughts about loving you because i love my werewolf bestfriend too and not as a bestfriend or a brother but as a guy but i decided to be with you again because eventhough i love my werewolf bestfriend too and not as a bestfriend or a brother but as a guy, i love you more.

Alice: LETS GO SHOPPING!!!!!

Credit to: vampiresandvirgos link

**Disclaimer: I do not own the characters mentioned above and niether do the person who wrote this. All characters mentioned are owned by the author of The Twilight Saga, Stephenie Meyer.

I just posted this article to share for you guys. Thanks to the one who did this.

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Paris Hilton wants to steal Robert Pattinson from Kristen Stewart

posted by Hellohoudini

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posted by smileyfaceddude

Renesmee

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I took off my jacket and layed it on the bolder beside me.
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posted by CarlislesLover

Please comment. XX

I sat and waited for someone to come and take the note but no one did. I went down stairs to see if anyone had figured out who could have sent it. “Do you have any idea Carlisle?”

“No, sorry Edward”

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posted by Tatti

Cullens residence

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posted by d_s_a_c

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"That is fine with me."
Alice goes in her room and does not talk to any one and she...

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posted by CarlislesLover

Hi guys heres part 8 at long last :)
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“Renee why are you so desperate to get to the Cullen’s?”

“Because she can remember Rosalie and maybe Rosalie can help her remember the others”

“Rosalie hates Bella I doubt she’ll help her”

“I don’t care I’m still taking her there”

“Mum I love Jacob no one else we don’t have to go to the Cullen’s”

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posted by 2468244

*by Sephenie Meyer*

NEW MOON - chapter 1 - PARTY

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My anger turned to horror. I took his marble face between my hands and held it very tightly.
"You must never, never, never think of anything like that again!" I said. "No matter what might ever happen to me, you are not allowed to hurt yourself!"
"I'll neve rput you in danger again, so it's a moot point."
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posted by Rose22882

The forest was a cold and scary place to be. Instead of going to the aboned house I found, I was spralwed acrooss the forest floor. The cullens were a strange family and I wanted to know about them. You would think that somebody who witnessed her parents being murderd would be afraid to find out who did it but I wasn't. I wanted to know what these creatures were. I had these weird dreams about them since I was six years old and know they came to me. I knew I was different, it didn't matter to me through. I rolled over on the cold floor and screamed. It was the only thing I could do. I relized...

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Conversation EPOV part 7

posted by CarlislesLover

Sorry it's been ages since I posted this.
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“Of what?”

“Bella and Renee on the plane to forks”

“Really?”

“Yes. I saw them get off and then both futures disappeared”

“What do you think happened?”

“I’m not sure. I hope everything’s ok though”

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Why...CH.5

posted by decullen

One year later
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posted by CarlislesLover

I'm sorry it's been so long since I last posted this story.

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“My back still hurts and I think it’s still bleeding”

“Ok once we get to Rosalie’s house we can have a doctor sort it out for you”

“Ok”

“Maybe you should go back to sleep for a while”

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posted by DarkStranger

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posted by a-jforever

Its been a while since I posted this. So heres part 5 hope you like it.

Emmett’s POV

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Break up Part 5

posted by CarlislesLover

Parrt 5 :)XXXXX

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posted by CarlislesLover

Heyy guys. This is my new fan fic Gone.
Hope you all ike it!!XX

I wasn’t sure what to do any more. My life was getting complicated. Jacob and Edward had continuous arguments over me. I was fed up of it. I was thinking about leaving but I wasn’t sure. Maybe I could go live with Renée like I used to. I went into town just wandering and looking around. There wasn’t much to look at. Just the same old forks. I sat on a bench and did nothing. People came and went. Time flew by. It was night time now. I thought of going back home. But I didn’t want to. I had to think. I knew Charlie would be...

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posted by a-jforever

Finally finished part four. Its not the most interesting but I hope you like it

Edwards POV

It was just another normal day. There was a new girl, who every male was already picturing them with. She had long brown hair and muddy brown eyes. She went by the name of Isabella although she preferred Bella. I didn’t really see what was so special about her. She was looking at us but we didn’t pay any attention. I was surprised to hear her asked the other human girl, Jessica, who we were. “Who are they?” Bella asked throwing a glance in our direction. I looked from Jessica to Bella who quickly...

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Conversation EPOV part 4

posted by CarlislesLover

This one was hard to write but i did my best anyway. XXX

“I don’t care Edward just come over here, please?”

“Ok” I went and replaced Jasper who was holding her hand. “I love you” She told me “I love you too” I replied “Edward please tell me we’re still getting married”

“Of course we are. I don’t want to lose you Bella. I love you more than anything else in the whole world”

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