-Edward bought Bella a small silver phone. The kinds everybody has when there's an emergency. I wonder what's so special about the small silver phone.
Bella holds small sliver phone by it's edge. Almost dropping it.
Bella: Euw. It's small. and silver. and it's a phone. Omg its a small silver phone!!
Edward: Silver is sexy. Would you prefer a green giant phone instead, Bella?
Bella: No. Not green. I hate green. Green is wet. Green is damp. Green is Forks. I hate Forks.
Edward: If you haven't come to Forks then you wouldn;t have met me, your sexy, gorgeous, perfect boyfriend who's also a vampire and lives with six other vampires and claim to be a family and adopted by the two oldest vampire Carlisle and Esme. And is sexy.
Bella: Wow. You said that in one breath.
Edward: Because Im sexy.
Bella: No. because you don't need to breathe. You're a vampire. You only breathe because its a habit and you can't smell anything if i don't.
Edward: Yes, but Im still sexy. So yes, about that small silver phone, that's sexy, like me...
Bella: Okay, i'll take this small silver phone. *Puts into pocket and forgets about it*
Edward: You're not going to use it aren't you?
Bella: OMG i though you couldn't read my mind!
Edward: I can't. and that bugs me because I have the sexy ability to read other people's mind but not yours because you claim that something is wrong with your brain but i think it's because you're different and that's why you appeal most to me than the other girls.
Bella: Wow. You said that in one breath, too.
Edward: Because Im sexy. And by the way, I don;t need to read your mind because I cant and that bugs me because I have the sexy ability to read other people's mind but not yours because you claim that something is wrong with your brain but i think it's because you're different and that's why you appeal most to me than the other girls to see that you're putting the small silver phone in your pocket and forgetting about it. Maybe you should try texting with the small silver phone.
Bella: Stupid small silver phone. *takes out of pocket and try texting Edward*
*BEEP BEEP*
Bella: OMG what's that sound??
Edward: That's my small silver phone receiving a text message from your small silver phone, which are, identical. Sexy.
From: BellaDearestzz
Gjkmmntv3xnotvu!,:!
Edward: Uhhhh....
Bella: It;s supposed to say I Love You.
Edward: Maybe you should use the small silver phone other than to text.
Bella: Maybe later. Now I have the sudden urge to force you into changing me into a vampire because I want to be with you forever and every single day of forever!
Edward: No.
Bella: But whyyy??
Edward: Because Im sexy. I mean, because, I love you so much and I dont want you to suffer eternal damnation like me. Aaanndd. Im sexy.
Bella: Now Im going to throw a tantrum becase you dont want to change
me into a vampire because I want to be with you forever and every single day of forever.
Edward: And I, being the sexy vampire I am, will kiss you passionately on your lips but trying to control myself not to let you touch my teeth because it is razor sharp and is full of venom and we vampires don;t have fangs.
Bella: And now I am having second thoughts about loving you because i love my werewolf bestfriend too and not as a bestfriend or a brother but as a guy but i decided to be with you again because eventhough i love my werewolf bestfriend too and not as a bestfriend or a brother but as a guy, i love you more.
Alice: LETS GO SHOPPING!!!!!
Credit to: vampiresandvirgos link
**Disclaimer: I do not own the characters mentioned above and niether do the person who wrote this. All characters mentioned are owned by the author of The Twilight Saga, Stephenie Meyer.
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Bella holds small sliver phone by it's edge. Almost dropping it.
Bella: Euw. It's small. and silver. and it's a phone. Omg its a small silver phone!!
Edward: Silver is sexy. Would you prefer a green giant phone instead, Bella?
Bella: No. Not green. I hate green. Green is wet. Green is damp. Green is Forks. I hate Forks.
Edward: If you haven't come to Forks then you wouldn;t have met me, your sexy, gorgeous, perfect boyfriend who's also a vampire and lives with six other vampires and claim to be a family and adopted by the two oldest vampire Carlisle and Esme. And is sexy.
Bella: Wow. You said that in one breath.
Edward: Because Im sexy.
Bella: No. because you don't need to breathe. You're a vampire. You only breathe because its a habit and you can't smell anything if i don't.
Edward: Yes, but Im still sexy. So yes, about that small silver phone, that's sexy, like me...
Bella: Okay, i'll take this small silver phone. *Puts into pocket and forgets about it*
Edward: You're not going to use it aren't you?
Bella: OMG i though you couldn't read my mind!
Edward: I can't. and that bugs me because I have the sexy ability to read other people's mind but not yours because you claim that something is wrong with your brain but i think it's because you're different and that's why you appeal most to me than the other girls.
Bella: Wow. You said that in one breath, too.
Edward: Because Im sexy. And by the way, I don;t need to read your mind because I cant and that bugs me because I have the sexy ability to read other people's mind but not yours because you claim that something is wrong with your brain but i think it's because you're different and that's why you appeal most to me than the other girls to see that you're putting the small silver phone in your pocket and forgetting about it. Maybe you should try texting with the small silver phone.
Bella: Stupid small silver phone. *takes out of pocket and try texting Edward*
*BEEP BEEP*
Bella: OMG what's that sound??
Edward: That's my small silver phone receiving a text message from your small silver phone, which are, identical. Sexy.
From: BellaDearestzz
Gjkmmntv3xnotvu!,:!
Edward: Uhhhh....
Bella: It;s supposed to say I Love You.
Edward: Maybe you should use the small silver phone other than to text.
Bella: Maybe later. Now I have the sudden urge to force you into changing me into a vampire because I want to be with you forever and every single day of forever!
Edward: No.
Bella: But whyyy??
Edward: Because Im sexy. I mean, because, I love you so much and I dont want you to suffer eternal damnation like me. Aaanndd. Im sexy.
Bella: Now Im going to throw a tantrum becase you dont want to change
me into a vampire because I want to be with you forever and every single day of forever.
Edward: And I, being the sexy vampire I am, will kiss you passionately on your lips but trying to control myself not to let you touch my teeth because it is razor sharp and is full of venom and we vampires don;t have fangs.
Bella: And now I am having second thoughts about loving you because i love my werewolf bestfriend too and not as a bestfriend or a brother but as a guy but i decided to be with you again because eventhough i love my werewolf bestfriend too and not as a bestfriend or a brother but as a guy, i love you more.
Alice: LETS GO SHOPPING!!!!!
Credit to: vampiresandvirgos link
**Disclaimer: I do not own the characters mentioned above and niether do the person who wrote this. All characters mentioned are owned by the author of The Twilight Saga, Stephenie Meyer.
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-Renesmee-
I terminate the call, and scream at the top of my lungs. It takes Carlisle and Rosalie thirty two seconds to reach me. The other Cullens are out hunting.
I find I can only speak in short bursts, so I focus only on Carlisle's voice, asking me what happened. I try to answer, but then, oh joy, more pain.
* * *
I've been in labour for the past eight hours now. Imagine, just for a moment, that Rosalie is capable of PMS. And that simultaneously, someone's hidden her hair products, her iPod, her BMW, and her laptop. I was currently in a mood that would make that look like a kitten having a tantrum.
I broke Jacob's wrist by accident.
I terminate the call, and scream at the top of my lungs. It takes Carlisle and Rosalie thirty two seconds to reach me. The other Cullens are out hunting.
I find I can only speak in short bursts, so I focus only on Carlisle's voice, asking me what happened. I try to answer, but then, oh joy, more pain.
* * *
I've been in labour for the past eight hours now. Imagine, just for a moment, that Rosalie is capable of PMS. And that simultaneously, someone's hidden her hair products, her iPod, her BMW, and her laptop. I was currently in a mood that would make that look like a kitten having a tantrum.
I broke Jacob's wrist by accident.
Materials:
Petroleum Jelly
small microwavable bowl (discardable)
Stirrer (discardable spoon or skewer)
Eyeshadow or body shimmer or pigment (the color you want your lipgloss)
Lipgloss container w/ lid
Procedure:
1.scoop some petroleum jelly in the small microwavable bowl (more petroleum more lipgloss!)
2.Microwave for 5minutes or until completely melted.
3.Take out the melted petroleum jelly (carefull it's hot) and scoop in some eyeshadow for color. Put eyeshadow until you reach your desired shade.
4.Mix the mixture well. Then carefully pour the mixture into the container.
5.put the lipgloss in the container in the freezer for 15-30 minutes.
Enjoy!!
Tip: To make flavored lipgloss mix in kool-aid to the melted petroleum instead then continue regularly.(careful WILL stain lips)
Petroleum Jelly
small microwavable bowl (discardable)
Stirrer (discardable spoon or skewer)
Eyeshadow or body shimmer or pigment (the color you want your lipgloss)
Lipgloss container w/ lid
Procedure:
1.scoop some petroleum jelly in the small microwavable bowl (more petroleum more lipgloss!)
2.Microwave for 5minutes or until completely melted.
3.Take out the melted petroleum jelly (carefull it's hot) and scoop in some eyeshadow for color. Put eyeshadow until you reach your desired shade.
4.Mix the mixture well. Then carefully pour the mixture into the container.
5.put the lipgloss in the container in the freezer for 15-30 minutes.
Enjoy!!
Tip: To make flavored lipgloss mix in kool-aid to the melted petroleum instead then continue regularly.(careful WILL stain lips)
Edwards pov
"Bella family meeting " I said while eating my elk.
"okay i am ready are you?"
"yes "
So we so we started to run or race i would say to the family meeting . When we all got there and got seated the meeting started .
Carlise Pov
"thank you guys for coming to the meeting , and sorry for interrupted your hunting time . But we have some important news " i said
" what is it Carlise " edward said very serious
"Well esmee and i have decied to leave are coven and come back in a year or so okay and you guys can leave if you want to . But I am Going to start by asking rose and emmett . so what is your desion ."isaid "well rose and i have decideed to go away for a little while and come back when you come back ,and we will not be enrolling in forks this year.." emment said
"okay alice ,jasper are you leaving or staying" i said " well we are staying " alice chimed in.
"Bella family meeting " I said while eating my elk.
"okay i am ready are you?"
"yes "
So we so we started to run or race i would say to the family meeting . When we all got there and got seated the meeting started .
Carlise Pov
"thank you guys for coming to the meeting , and sorry for interrupted your hunting time . But we have some important news " i said
" what is it Carlise " edward said very serious
"Well esmee and i have decied to leave are coven and come back in a year or so okay and you guys can leave if you want to . But I am Going to start by asking rose and emmett . so what is your desion ."isaid "well rose and i have decideed to go away for a little while and come back when you come back ,and we will not be enrolling in forks this year.." emment said
"okay alice ,jasper are you leaving or staying" i said " well we are staying " alice chimed in.