* ~ P A R T 1: Nice shoes. ~ *
Icepaw: LIONBLAZE!
Lionblaze: Whut?
Icepaw: I LOVE YOU-
Lionblaze: WHUT O_O
Icepaw: RRR SHOES! Heh! ^ ^;
Lionblaze: Oh for a second I thought you said you love me! I must be hearing things!
Icepaw: Ohhh of course not! Where did you get those uhhh.... Spiffy shoes!
Lionblaze: At Wal-Mart for only $7!
* ~ P A R T 2: Women. ~ *
Daisy: OH EM GEE! Did you see Mousefur's pants today?
Sandstorm: They made her look so unstylish and old!
Sorreltail: Oh and did you see Squirrelflight's make-up job?
Sandstorm: Yes!
Daisy: So unethical. That will make the mice die of fright!
Sorreltail: She wouldnt even have to unsheathe her claws!
Dustpelt and Cloudtail (Watching from bushes): Women....
* ~ P A R T 3: Couple's Therapy. ~ *
Daisy: He never speaks to our kits. He acts like he isnt even their father!
Spiderleg: Well, maybe I wouldnt be so shy if you had introduced them!
Daisy: I did!
Spiderleg: ...
Brambleclaw: She lied about us having kits, and she wouldn't tell me that they weren't our kits!
Squirrelflight: Well, what was I supposed to tell you! "Oh hey, Brambleclaw, Lionblaze, Hollyleaf, and Jayfeather aren't your kits! They're Leafpool and Crowfeather's!"
Brambleclaw: Still! You lied!
Leafpool: He wont admit that they're his kits, even though they are!
Crowfeather: Why didn't you tell me you were going to have kits?!
Leafpool: Did you want me to tromp right into WindClan camp, and say "Hey Crowfeather! Im going to have your kits!"
Crowfeather: You could have hinted something!
Leafpool: UGHH!!! You are so unreasonable!
Lionblaze: Just because I attacked her mentor...
Heathertail: You almost killed him!
Lionblaze: He deserved it.
Heathertail: No! He did not!
* ~ P a r t 4: Purple kits. ~ *
Russetfur: Blackstar! Come and see your kits.
Blackstar: Coming, dear!
Russetfur: Arent they beautiful?
Blackstar: They're...
Russetfur: Something wrong?
Blackstar: Nothing, I've just never seen purple kits before.
Russetfur: I've named all of them. Violetkit, Purplekit, Raspberrykit, and Crayonkit.
* ~ P A R T 5: Winnie the Pooh. ~ *
Brambleclaw: Berrynose, Cloudtail, Cinderheart, and Thornclaw. Patrol. Now.
Berrynose: Yes sir! Where are we going? Battling foxes?
Cloudtail: Patrol mousebrain!
Berrynose *Tail falling*: oh.
*All of the patrol walk out of the forest, and see a HEEEEEUUUUUGE grizzly bear*
Brambleclaw: Brace yourselves!
Teh Grizzly bear *Breaks out in song and dance*:
Winnie the pooh. Winnie the pooh. Tubby little cubby all stuffed with fluff, He's Winnie the Pooh. Winnie the pooh. Willy Nilly Silly old Bear. *Dissapears in smoke cloud*
Cloudtail: Now I have seen it all.
Icepaw: LIONBLAZE!
Lionblaze: Whut?
Icepaw: I LOVE YOU-
Lionblaze: WHUT O_O
Icepaw: RRR SHOES! Heh! ^ ^;
Lionblaze: Oh for a second I thought you said you love me! I must be hearing things!
Icepaw: Ohhh of course not! Where did you get those uhhh.... Spiffy shoes!
Lionblaze: At Wal-Mart for only $7!
* ~ P A R T 2: Women. ~ *
Daisy: OH EM GEE! Did you see Mousefur's pants today?
Sandstorm: They made her look so unstylish and old!
Sorreltail: Oh and did you see Squirrelflight's make-up job?
Sandstorm: Yes!
Daisy: So unethical. That will make the mice die of fright!
Sorreltail: She wouldnt even have to unsheathe her claws!
Dustpelt and Cloudtail (Watching from bushes): Women....
* ~ P A R T 3: Couple's Therapy. ~ *
Daisy: He never speaks to our kits. He acts like he isnt even their father!
Spiderleg: Well, maybe I wouldnt be so shy if you had introduced them!
Daisy: I did!
Spiderleg: ...
Brambleclaw: She lied about us having kits, and she wouldn't tell me that they weren't our kits!
Squirrelflight: Well, what was I supposed to tell you! "Oh hey, Brambleclaw, Lionblaze, Hollyleaf, and Jayfeather aren't your kits! They're Leafpool and Crowfeather's!"
Brambleclaw: Still! You lied!
Leafpool: He wont admit that they're his kits, even though they are!
Crowfeather: Why didn't you tell me you were going to have kits?!
Leafpool: Did you want me to tromp right into WindClan camp, and say "Hey Crowfeather! Im going to have your kits!"
Crowfeather: You could have hinted something!
Leafpool: UGHH!!! You are so unreasonable!
Lionblaze: Just because I attacked her mentor...
Heathertail: You almost killed him!
Lionblaze: He deserved it.
Heathertail: No! He did not!
* ~ P a r t 4: Purple kits. ~ *
Russetfur: Blackstar! Come and see your kits.
Blackstar: Coming, dear!
Russetfur: Arent they beautiful?
Blackstar: They're...
Russetfur: Something wrong?
Blackstar: Nothing, I've just never seen purple kits before.
Russetfur: I've named all of them. Violetkit, Purplekit, Raspberrykit, and Crayonkit.
* ~ P A R T 5: Winnie the Pooh. ~ *
Brambleclaw: Berrynose, Cloudtail, Cinderheart, and Thornclaw. Patrol. Now.
Berrynose: Yes sir! Where are we going? Battling foxes?
Cloudtail: Patrol mousebrain!
Berrynose *Tail falling*: oh.
*All of the patrol walk out of the forest, and see a HEEEEEUUUUUGE grizzly bear*
Brambleclaw: Brace yourselves!
Teh Grizzly bear *Breaks out in song and dance*:
Winnie the pooh. Winnie the pooh. Tubby little cubby all stuffed with fluff, He's Winnie the Pooh. Winnie the pooh. Willy Nilly Silly old Bear. *Dissapears in smoke cloud*
Cloudtail: Now I have seen it all.
