Hello, everyone. Todays list is about the games that got my hopes up just to piss me off. Now, these are games that I have to had loved the first games or the trailer and box art had to look super cool only to just piss me off while playing it. So, here we go
10: Spongebob Squarepants and the Legend of the Lost Spatula - Now, I had played other Spongebob games before like Battle for Bikini Bottom, The spongbob Movie game, and Lights, Camera, Pants. They were all wonderful games, so when I saw this game, I was excited... But when I played it, it was beyond awful. This game has a dumb story that isn't interesting, and the controls are so awful that it makes me wonder if the creators even tested this piece of shit. I would get more mad, but this was a Gameboy game, so there isn't much to say
9: Street Fighter by Tiger Games - Id you don't know what Tiger Games are, they were a company that made awful hand held games. One of them was Street Fighter. Now, I already said I loved Street Fighter, but this game was just os boring. It had barely any actual movement and you could only play as Guile or Cammy... Why would they even make that. And worse is that the controller is slippery as hell. So, if you see a Tiger Game, don't ever pick it up.
8: Street Fighter: The Movie: The Game - What? Another awful Street Fighter game. Yes, and I do mean awful. This is actually a game that was based off a movie that was based off Street Fighter... Yes, it is stupid. Also, the controls are as awful as you'd expect. And, the story is as bad as the movie, and trust me, the movie was awful. Just trust me, it's bad, and I'm sure it won't change from here
7: Rugrats Studio Tour - How do you take a game based off a beloved children's cartoon and make it shit. Rugrats Studio Tour, that's how. I will give it credit, it did have a story that was like Rugrats fashion, but the actual game was horrible. It's just one big Mario Party rip-off and an awful one at that. not to mention, the game is so easy that it could be beaten in just an hour and thirty minutes... I'm not kidding, its that short. And trust me, it's not worth your money
6: Spore: Hero Arena - I love Spore. Its so much fun to build your own creature and watch it grow. But, EA thought "Fuck that, lets have alien cockfights". Oh, and by the way, it sucks. It was not at all fun, and it was a goddamn waste of my money and my time. You don't get to actually watch your creatures grow in an environment, no, you watch as they beat the shit out of one another and travel around in cartoon rocket ships... My god, this game sucked
5: Halo Wars - I already told you that I love the Halo series, especially since it actually makes an FPS character likable, unlike other FPS characters (Duke Nukem, Gordon Freeman, and every last character in Call of Duty) But, when Halo wars came out, it was a different story. This game had none, I repeat, none, of the original characters. It was just new, very bland characters. Also, it was turned into a generic battle simulator. Yes, I love battle simulators, but only when there done right. Halo Wars wasn't done right and I fucking hate it.
4: Fable 3 - now this is how you ruin a great series. My god, they took everything that made the first two Fable games good and fucked them up with a hatchet. The story was boring, the fighting was boring, the characters were boring, the whole thing was fucking BORING!!! The whole thing could have been good, hell, it could have been great, but they decided to fuck that up. That's probably why the re-released Fable 1 so they could give us something good after this huge fuck up. But, now were getting into the real shit everyone
3: Saint's Row the Third - Holy shit, where do I begin with this one. Well, I already talked to death as to why I hate this game, but let me tell you again. Unlike Saint's Rows 1 and 2, the characters were boring, annoying, and unlikable, the story was cliched and stupid, the opposing gang members were a bunch of frauds because they were more of an organization, and everything was a random mish mash of shit. Also, the sex jokes get really annoying. Sex jokes are not funny, they never have been funny, and they never will be funny, unless your telling them to high school drop outs. So, Saint's Row the Third sucks
2: Banjo Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts - Holy fucking shit. Besides the XBox Kinect, buying Rare Ware and having them make these games is Microsoft's biggest fuck-up. This game is proof. This game wasn't just a slap to the face to fans of Banjo Kazooie. No, it was a slap to the face while they were being punched, kicked, stabbed, shot at, burned, electrocuted, poisoned, and had a sledgehammer hit them in the balls multiple times. Yeah, I'm not the only one who hates this game. And it's because of what the fuck they did. This game wasn't a platformer. No, you build fucking cars. If I wanted to build cars, I'd play with fucking Legos, but that would be more fun then this game. Also, this game is really boring. And it keeps reusing boring fetch-quests. Hell, there are actually only fifteen different mission. After that, the developers probably thought that we'd be too stupid to notice them reuse mission and decided to reuse the other missions again. And there are over 200 missions in the fucking game. All of which are fucking boring and not fun at all. And if that's not bad enough, Microsoft decided to make Rare only make terrible game for the equally bad Kinect, so we won't be seeing anymore Rare classics again. And people wonder why I bought a PS4 instead of an XBox One. Because of this fucking disaster.... But what could be worse... Well...
1: Final Fantasy XIII - Oh my God... What is this... Is this even a Final Fantasy game...... I don't think so..... BECAUSE THIS GAME IS A FUCKING DISASTER!!! IT SUCKS SO BAD!!! I HATE THIS FUCKING GAME!!! IT NEEDS TO FUCKING DIE!!! Okay, so let me tell you why I hate this game. If there is one series I loved, it was (Please note I said was) Final Fantasy for its wonderful story, great gameplay, and lovable characters... Final Fantasy XIII has none of those. This game has one of the most boring stories ever. Hell, it just might be the most boring story ever. you hear that Fable 3, your not the most boring thing after. Also, the gameplay sucks. It's so fucking boring, just like everything else. Also, in the original games, if your team leader died in battle, as long as the others were alive, you could keep fighting. In this game, if the team leader dies, no matter how much health your other members have, its game fucking over... Which is a problem because the enemies always fucking go for the leader. And also, the fights are so boring that I just mash buttons until I win. Oh, and then there are the characters. They all suck. Every last one of them. Especially Vanille and Hope. Vanille is so goddamn annoying because she wants to be silly all the time. She's like Pinkie Pie, except her personality isn't cute, its just annoying. And Hope always complains that his mom died. It's sad, I know, but he never shuts up about it. We get it, your moms dead. Quiet shoving it down the players throat. Also, I'm sure you all heard the victory song from Final Fantasy games before this one. If not, listen to the ones from one to twelve. However, in Final Fantasy XIII thats not in here... I'm not kidding. They actually replaced the iconic victory jingle. That's like someone makes a new Indiana Jones movie, but instead of the original Indiana Jones song, we get music sung by Celine Dion. How does one fuck up a game so bad, that they don't even have the most recognizable trait. Well, Final Fantasy XIII did it, and it is a fucking horrible game.
Well, there you are, the games that let me down the most. Are there any games that let you down? Probably. Did you agree with my list? Probably... Well, probably not. Well, I hope you enjoyed and I'll see you next time
10: Spongebob Squarepants and the Legend of the Lost Spatula - Now, I had played other Spongebob games before like Battle for Bikini Bottom, The spongbob Movie game, and Lights, Camera, Pants. They were all wonderful games, so when I saw this game, I was excited... But when I played it, it was beyond awful. This game has a dumb story that isn't interesting, and the controls are so awful that it makes me wonder if the creators even tested this piece of shit. I would get more mad, but this was a Gameboy game, so there isn't much to say
9: Street Fighter by Tiger Games - Id you don't know what Tiger Games are, they were a company that made awful hand held games. One of them was Street Fighter. Now, I already said I loved Street Fighter, but this game was just os boring. It had barely any actual movement and you could only play as Guile or Cammy... Why would they even make that. And worse is that the controller is slippery as hell. So, if you see a Tiger Game, don't ever pick it up.
8: Street Fighter: The Movie: The Game - What? Another awful Street Fighter game. Yes, and I do mean awful. This is actually a game that was based off a movie that was based off Street Fighter... Yes, it is stupid. Also, the controls are as awful as you'd expect. And, the story is as bad as the movie, and trust me, the movie was awful. Just trust me, it's bad, and I'm sure it won't change from here
7: Rugrats Studio Tour - How do you take a game based off a beloved children's cartoon and make it shit. Rugrats Studio Tour, that's how. I will give it credit, it did have a story that was like Rugrats fashion, but the actual game was horrible. It's just one big Mario Party rip-off and an awful one at that. not to mention, the game is so easy that it could be beaten in just an hour and thirty minutes... I'm not kidding, its that short. And trust me, it's not worth your money
6: Spore: Hero Arena - I love Spore. Its so much fun to build your own creature and watch it grow. But, EA thought "Fuck that, lets have alien cockfights". Oh, and by the way, it sucks. It was not at all fun, and it was a goddamn waste of my money and my time. You don't get to actually watch your creatures grow in an environment, no, you watch as they beat the shit out of one another and travel around in cartoon rocket ships... My god, this game sucked
5: Halo Wars - I already told you that I love the Halo series, especially since it actually makes an FPS character likable, unlike other FPS characters (Duke Nukem, Gordon Freeman, and every last character in Call of Duty) But, when Halo wars came out, it was a different story. This game had none, I repeat, none, of the original characters. It was just new, very bland characters. Also, it was turned into a generic battle simulator. Yes, I love battle simulators, but only when there done right. Halo Wars wasn't done right and I fucking hate it.
4: Fable 3 - now this is how you ruin a great series. My god, they took everything that made the first two Fable games good and fucked them up with a hatchet. The story was boring, the fighting was boring, the characters were boring, the whole thing was fucking BORING!!! The whole thing could have been good, hell, it could have been great, but they decided to fuck that up. That's probably why the re-released Fable 1 so they could give us something good after this huge fuck up. But, now were getting into the real shit everyone
3: Saint's Row the Third - Holy shit, where do I begin with this one. Well, I already talked to death as to why I hate this game, but let me tell you again. Unlike Saint's Rows 1 and 2, the characters were boring, annoying, and unlikable, the story was cliched and stupid, the opposing gang members were a bunch of frauds because they were more of an organization, and everything was a random mish mash of shit. Also, the sex jokes get really annoying. Sex jokes are not funny, they never have been funny, and they never will be funny, unless your telling them to high school drop outs. So, Saint's Row the Third sucks
2: Banjo Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts - Holy fucking shit. Besides the XBox Kinect, buying Rare Ware and having them make these games is Microsoft's biggest fuck-up. This game is proof. This game wasn't just a slap to the face to fans of Banjo Kazooie. No, it was a slap to the face while they were being punched, kicked, stabbed, shot at, burned, electrocuted, poisoned, and had a sledgehammer hit them in the balls multiple times. Yeah, I'm not the only one who hates this game. And it's because of what the fuck they did. This game wasn't a platformer. No, you build fucking cars. If I wanted to build cars, I'd play with fucking Legos, but that would be more fun then this game. Also, this game is really boring. And it keeps reusing boring fetch-quests. Hell, there are actually only fifteen different mission. After that, the developers probably thought that we'd be too stupid to notice them reuse mission and decided to reuse the other missions again. And there are over 200 missions in the fucking game. All of which are fucking boring and not fun at all. And if that's not bad enough, Microsoft decided to make Rare only make terrible game for the equally bad Kinect, so we won't be seeing anymore Rare classics again. And people wonder why I bought a PS4 instead of an XBox One. Because of this fucking disaster.... But what could be worse... Well...
1: Final Fantasy XIII - Oh my God... What is this... Is this even a Final Fantasy game...... I don't think so..... BECAUSE THIS GAME IS A FUCKING DISASTER!!! IT SUCKS SO BAD!!! I HATE THIS FUCKING GAME!!! IT NEEDS TO FUCKING DIE!!! Okay, so let me tell you why I hate this game. If there is one series I loved, it was (Please note I said was) Final Fantasy for its wonderful story, great gameplay, and lovable characters... Final Fantasy XIII has none of those. This game has one of the most boring stories ever. Hell, it just might be the most boring story ever. you hear that Fable 3, your not the most boring thing after. Also, the gameplay sucks. It's so fucking boring, just like everything else. Also, in the original games, if your team leader died in battle, as long as the others were alive, you could keep fighting. In this game, if the team leader dies, no matter how much health your other members have, its game fucking over... Which is a problem because the enemies always fucking go for the leader. And also, the fights are so boring that I just mash buttons until I win. Oh, and then there are the characters. They all suck. Every last one of them. Especially Vanille and Hope. Vanille is so goddamn annoying because she wants to be silly all the time. She's like Pinkie Pie, except her personality isn't cute, its just annoying. And Hope always complains that his mom died. It's sad, I know, but he never shuts up about it. We get it, your moms dead. Quiet shoving it down the players throat. Also, I'm sure you all heard the victory song from Final Fantasy games before this one. If not, listen to the ones from one to twelve. However, in Final Fantasy XIII thats not in here... I'm not kidding. They actually replaced the iconic victory jingle. That's like someone makes a new Indiana Jones movie, but instead of the original Indiana Jones song, we get music sung by Celine Dion. How does one fuck up a game so bad, that they don't even have the most recognizable trait. Well, Final Fantasy XIII did it, and it is a fucking horrible game.
Well, there you are, the games that let me down the most. Are there any games that let you down? Probably. Did you agree with my list? Probably... Well, probably not. Well, I hope you enjoyed and I'll see you next time
A car is violently flipped over.
"Yo! What the fuck!?" The passengers cried angrily.
"OPEN FIRE!" Officer Shane cried, and all the officers started killing the suspects, though they were no threat at all.
However, Shane ended up accidentally shooting chief Rick Grims, nearly killing him.
"Oh nooo... He's been shot because by the criminals" Shane called out nervously.
Shane and the officers ran over to the fading away Rick.
"By the way. If you die or fall into a coma.. I'm gonna sleep with your wife" Shane's voice said as it was fading away.
AT THE HOSPITAL
The doctor violent punches Rick while he was still unconscience.
"What you do doing!?" Shane cried.
"My job..Sometimes people FAKE being in a coma. This man's not.. Unless.. The first punch knocked him out.. Either way, we won't know for sometime" the doctor replied.
Stay tuned for more..
"Yo! What the fuck!?" The passengers cried angrily.
"OPEN FIRE!" Officer Shane cried, and all the officers started killing the suspects, though they were no threat at all.
However, Shane ended up accidentally shooting chief Rick Grims, nearly killing him.
"Oh nooo... He's been shot because by the criminals" Shane called out nervously.
Shane and the officers ran over to the fading away Rick.
"By the way. If you die or fall into a coma.. I'm gonna sleep with your wife" Shane's voice said as it was fading away.
AT THE HOSPITAL
The doctor violent punches Rick while he was still unconscience.
"What you do doing!?" Shane cried.
"My job..Sometimes people FAKE being in a coma. This man's not.. Unless.. The first punch knocked him out.. Either way, we won't know for sometime" the doctor replied.
Stay tuned for more..