What's Your Take - Article 71 - Cloud Mows the Lawn???

posted by Windwakerguy430

Now here is a fanfiction that is able to fuck it up, when they thought we could actually catch a fucking break. The fanfic is known as Cloud Mows the Lawn.
This is a fanfiction based off Final Fantasy 7. And if you know me, you'd know that Final Fantasy 7 is one of my favorite games of all time, so how could they fuck this fanfic up. Oh, trust me, you'll find out in just a minute. So, it starts with Cloud mowing the lawn and Tifa watching. Apparently, they married after the events of FF7, which is odd, because I thought Aries was Clouds loves interest.
So, Tifa keeps talking about Cloud looking handsome, like some shipfic. After which, her stomach begins to rumble, and (WARNING! THE REMAINDER OF THE FANFIC IS FUCKING GROSS! LEAVED THE ARTICLE IF YOU HAVE A WEAK STOMACH!)
So, Tifa, apparently, has to go to the bathroom, but because she doesn't even try to go to the bathroom, she just goes on the floor. Yeah, she just craps on the floor like a fucking dog. Yeah, I don't think that fanfics are going to stop making me sick to my stomach. Oh, and while the writers at it, why doesn't he shoehorn a sex scene in there, and make is disgusting as fuck. Yeah, Tifa still has to go to the bathroom, but Cloud walks is and they just have anal sex. I'd also like to point out that Cloud just ignores the crap on the floor. And, while having sex, Clouds penis gets covered in shit, just to make the readers more grossed out, and it fucking worked.
And yeah, that's the whole goddamn story, and, surprise, it fucking sucks. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take

Edvine2 For the record, Aerith was Cloud's LI, but when Sephiroth shoved his Sword Of Major Penal Compensation(Seriously, that sword is fucking LONG!) down Aerith's chest, she died on the spot. And so began the melodramatic cavalcade... and shit fics like this.

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The Top 100 - #95: Crimson Skies: High Road to Revenge

posted by Windwakerguy430

So remember when I talked about how I had a few Xbox games when I got Halo 2? Well, actually, you don’t cause I never said- Anyway, I had very few, but they were all decent games. And one of them was the exclusive game known as Crimson Skies: High Road to Revenge. When I saw this game, I didn’t know how I would enjoy a game where you only sit in a plane, but once I actually got to playing it, I soon started to enjoy myself.
Crimson Skies is a game that is all about flying in a plane in the classic retro era of the 1940’s as Nathan Dra- Nathan Zachary as he goes on a quest to find...

Ring Of Fire

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Song: link

SeanTheHedgehog & Cosmic_Fusions Present

A My Little Pony Fan Fiction

Starring Tom Foolery & Nikki West in...

Ring Of Fire

Also Starring Komano from SeanTheHedgehog

STH's Larry Wilcox as Fred Greenley

And introducing SeanTheHedgehog's newest OC, Hunter

Also starring Amethyst Star as Melanie Lockmann
Goldengrape as Edward Calabrese
Comet Tail as Carlos Licciardi
Royal Riff as Benny Mulloch

Based off of the 1961 film of the same title

The song fades away as we focus on a gas station....

Hidden Gems: Attack of the Movies 3D

posted by Windwakerguy430

On rail shooters, one of the most basic kinds of shooters that can be a ton of fun if made by the right kind of people. Resident Evil: Umbrella Chronicles and House of the Dead are pretty good examples of games that are very fun on-rail shooters. And with that out of the way, today, we will be looking at an on-rail shooter today, known as Attack on the Movies 3D, a game that I only got from a dollar store in southeast Ohio. I bought this game without any knowledge of what it was when I bought it as a kid. So, what is it? Oh wait! It’s a game with very low scores? Oh wait! It’s considered...

Hedgehog In Ponyville: Return To Ponyville

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!

A not so long time ago in a world ruled by ponies

Theme song: link

HEDGEHOG IN PONYVILLE

Episode XI

Return To Ponyville

Discord has taken over the Prisoner Of War camp where I was sent, with Rainbow Dash, Princess Celestia, and many other ponies.

However, the Nazi Forces were planning on making a space station, called the Death Egg, and they needed more money to finishbuilding this death defying space station.

To make more money, they ordered Discord to sell me, and the other prisoners to a gangster called Japa the Nese, and let Discord keep half...

Satire On Sunday: A Triple Feature

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

In this collection of shorts, you'll see certain types of people that drive certain types of cars, and you'll also learn the truth about getting on the front page of fanpop.

Car Stereotypes

There are many different types of cars for many different types of people. Observe.

Audi

Man: *Driving a black A6 at 80 miles an hour down the highway* Get out of the fucking way!!! *Pushes a Cadillac off the road*
Woman: *Crashes into a tree* Maniac!
Man: *Tailgating a Jaguar that is actually going the speed limit...

The Nightmares and Creeps of Nik Craig: A Collection of Ten Original Horror Shorts Part 2

posted by Windwakerguy430

~Slugger~
*In the town of Maple Leaf, Alabama, the town’s pride was nothing more than Aunt Bonnie’s homemade pies, the crystal clear Big Bear Lake, and the town’s own baseball team, the Maple Leaf Mongooses. The Mongooses have been known all across the state for being one of the best little league baseball teams, having never lost a game in over twenty years, thanks to their coach, Gus Waters. Gus sat in his office, the walls covered in photos of his little league baseball teams over the years, as well as a number of trophies from their victories. Gus was clipping his nails when his assistant...

Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime Episode 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!

Episode 2: Oh My Freaking God

Cassandra is with Addie, Eula, Stephanie, Kat, Marisa, and Stacey. They are walking through town.

Men: *Staring at Marisa*
Man 78: What does she think she's doing walking through town like that?
Marisa: *Slapping two men in the butt at the same time*
Stephanie: *Nervously looking at Marisa harassing the men*
Eula: What's wrong...

Hedgehog In Ponyville: The Nazis Strike Back Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!

Theme song for this fanfic: link

HEDGEHOG IN PONYVILLE

Episode VIII

The Nazis Strike Back

Things are not going well for the Pony Alliance. Despite defeating Dr. Robotnik who has teamed up with Discord, Twilight Sparkle has decided to abandon the mane 6, and help the Nazis take over Canterlot.

After their success, Twilight has made plans to get the griffons, and changelings to join their army. Once that is done, they will make their attempt to rule all of Equestria

Our hero, Sean The Hedgehog is with his girlfriend Rainbow Dash. They...

An old spoof I made of STEPFATHER.. (the bad version)

posted by Canada24

Random picture, with no connection to the story

I made this when I first started writing. So the grammer isn't very good..

Grady Edwards. A constant on the run serial killer, that is always changing his name. Today he met Susan at the grocery store, he introduced himself as David Harris. He pretended to be divorced, but in reality he murdered his old wife, and her family. "Yep, she was mad at me for my constant tenancy to take shit in the pool" David said. Everyone took a step back. David walked away. Unaware of the danger it will eventually cause Susan asked David to stay with her family. He agreed.

Susan's oldest son, Michael was returning...

Rambo The Video Game Walkthrough Chapter 1 (1982)

added by Seanthehedgehog

The graphics are good, but the voice acting could be better, and Sheriff Teasle doesn't look anything like he does in the movie.

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Hedgehog In Ponyville AGAIN!

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Hey. Don't be surprised. I did leave a cliffhanger at the ending. Kintobor is actually Robotnik, he just put some stuff in the story, and I got confused. Can't believe he used his name backwards. Anyway, he did say something about getting his revenge on me, and this is how it happened. I made a Pinkie promise to visit Pinkie Pie once a week. A month passed after the promise, and things looked different. There were a few houses destroyed, swastikas were spray painted at a lot of places, and bloodstains were on Twilight's house. "Seems like Robotnik's doing, but how?" I said to myself. "Because...

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Original Story: Star Chasers

posted by Windwakerguy430

~Story~

In the town of Rockefeller, New Jersey, a young girl by the name of Annabelle has been quiet around others for as long as she can remember, making herself unknown to her classmates. This is because of her ability to see different creatures, ranging from spirits to demons, who choose to stay hidden from the normal human eye. During her year in high school, a meteorite crashes into a small field outside of town. This soon leads to a group of people named The Star Chasers has come to observe the meteorite, by having tents and cameras set up. However, as time goes by, they soon build a small...

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Wind's Angry Adventure - The Lockers

posted by Windwakerguy430

Wind: (At the school soda machine)
Hannah: What are you doing
Wind: Trying to decide what I want… And I don’t think I like any of these drinks. They’re all diet
Hannah: That’s because the school wants to give us healthy food
Wind: So does that explain why the school apples are completely black and gelatinous?
Hannah: That’s different. Here (Takes his wallet) I’ll just buy you the drink
Wind: Whatever. Just make it something worth my money
James: Hey, Wind
Wind: What do you want?
James: Did you hear about the new gym class we got
Wind: …….. We have a gym class
James: Yeah, you wanna check...

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How Gilda Stole Christmas

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Everypony down in Ponyville liked Christmas a lot
But Gilda who lived just north of Ponyville did not
Gilda hated Christmas the whole christmas season
Now please don't ask why no one quite knows the reason

It could be that her shoes were on too tight
It could be that her head wasn't screwed on just right
But I think that the most likely reason of them all
Was that her heart was two sizes too small

But whatever the reason her heart or her shoes
She just stared at Ponyville hating the ponies
Staring down from her cave with her claws nervously tapping
For tomorrow she knew that all the ponies...

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Wind's Toon Link Nendoroid Figure

added by Windwakerguy430

Source: me

What's Your Take - Article 267 - Survival In-STINKS

posted by Windwakerguy430

It’s time to tear Activision a new one. If I had to put Activision anywhere on the list for the worst video game companies in existence, it would probably be at number….. 3. Right after Capcom, but right before Ubisoft. Now, what has Activision done? Well, the bought Radical Entertainment, the guys who made Prototype….. Right before they shut the company down. They also bought Neversoft, the guys who made Guitar Hero and Tony Hawk…. before merging them with Infinity Ward. And what have they been successful with? Call of Duty… of course, that explains why their still thriving. Activision...

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Why Wind Should NOT Visit Pokemon

posted by Windwakerguy430

Wind: Okay, Professor, I think I’ll take a Charmande-
Gary: I WANT A SQUIRTLE
Wind: Okay, nevermind. I’ll take a Baulbasua-
Gary: I WANT THE CHARMANDER
Wind: Screw it, give me a Squirtl-
Gary: I WANT THE BULBASAUR!
Wind: Okay, you know what, screw it. I’ll just buy a Pokeball and find some random Pokemon in the grass or something (Leaves)

Little Girl: Hey, you looked at me funny
Wind: Well, duh. You’re a spoiled brat who thinks she owns the whole dirt road. I’m obviously not gonna look at you like you’re a human being with rights
Little Girl: I challenge you to a battle
Wind: Um… Okay (Enters...

HORROR OF WAR: (based off the first story I EVER made in my life)

posted by Canada24

BACKSTORY:
As I said. This is based off the first story I EVER made, originally written in the time Call of Duty 3 came out (2006).
And it's inspired by the game.. Epically the character, Sgt Eric Rock, who was originally based off Call of Duty 3's character Sgt Frank MucCullin.

FIVE YEARS AGO,

Nazi's had attacked and destroyed a village, Thomas James Crow was the only lone survivor. He witnessed the town being destroyed and Nazi's killing the villagers including his parents, who were killed by one particular Nazi named LT Hassan, a cold hearted man, who has a large black mustache (what looks...

CreepySpaghetti: A Parody - Part 3: A Song... I Suppose

posted by Windwakerguy430

Come little children
Come with me.
I’ll take you to a land
Of fantasy
Please little children
Don’t you cry
Hypno wouldn’t even
Hurt a fly
Please little children
Don’t you squirm
These ropes, I know
Will hold you firm
I know I said
This isn’t true.
But sadly,
Hypno lied to you
Now, little children
You weren’t clever
Now you’re trapped with me
Forever…
And then the police broke in, beat me up, and arrested me on several accounts of attempted pedophilia. I guess I should have tied them up in a cave instead of a big white van with candy in the back

CreepySpaghetti: A Parody - Part 1: The Game of Evil.... Evilness

posted by Windwakerguy430

Our protagonist.... named "Boy", because his parents never loved him, was looking through the assortment of treasure (And by treasure, I mean a bunch of garbage not even a homeless man would want) at a yard sale. Suddenly, he found a cartridge lying on the table written in black marker "Majora's Mask". Since Boy has not played Majora's Mask in ages, he decided to buy the game from the old man which looked 90% like a serial killer and 10% a pedophile.
"How much does this game cost?, said Boy.
The Old Man stroked his moustache, because he really liked to do that, and said, "Oh, it's free".
Boy,...