This is a fanfiction based off Final Fantasy 7. And if you know me, you'd know that Final Fantasy 7 is one of my favorite games of all time, so how could they fuck this fanfic up. Oh, trust me, you'll find out in just a minute. So, it starts with Cloud mowing the lawn and Tifa watching. Apparently, they married after the events of FF7, which is odd, because I thought Aries was Clouds loves interest.
So, Tifa keeps talking about Cloud looking handsome, like some shipfic. After which, her stomach begins to rumble, and (WARNING! THE REMAINDER OF THE FANFIC IS FUCKING GROSS! LEAVED THE ARTICLE IF YOU HAVE A WEAK STOMACH!)
So, Tifa, apparently, has to go to the bathroom, but because she doesn't even try to go to the bathroom, she just goes on the floor. Yeah, she just craps on the floor like a fucking dog. Yeah, I don't think that fanfics are going to stop making me sick to my stomach. Oh, and while the writers at it, why doesn't he shoehorn a sex scene in there, and make is disgusting as fuck. Yeah, Tifa still has to go to the bathroom, but Cloud walks is and they just have anal sex. I'd also like to point out that Cloud just ignores the crap on the floor. And, while having sex, Clouds penis gets covered in shit, just to make the readers more grossed out, and it fucking worked.
And yeah, that's the whole goddamn story, and, surprise, it fucking sucks. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
Wow. I mean wow. I thought it wasn't possible for people to get dumber. There's the Condom Challenge, where you put a condom in your nose and pull it out your mouth and hope you don't suffocate, then there's the Cinnamon Challenge where you eat cinammon and try not to choke. But, people could get dumber. Here it is, the fire challenge, where you set yourself on fire for no goddamn reason. What the hell, what is wrong with this world. Are people really this stupid that they actually set themselves on fire. Apperently they do. Its even been shown on the news, for gods sake.
Well, that's all I got. This is a stupid trend that makes me wonder why the help some people have the internet. But, hey' that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
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Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Jazz Band: *Playing music with a bass, and drums, and a piano*
People: *Walking into Chicago's Union Station*
July 20th, 1919
PRR Employees: *Cleaning passenger cars with soapy water*
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The Broadway Limited
Based off of the 1941 movie of the same title.
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Salesman: Two dollars please.
Paul: *Gives the man two dollars*...
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