Announcer: LEGEND OF ZELDA: WIND WAKER HD!!! (Not caring) It’s pretty
Narrator: Evil guy came, hero killed him, he left, evil guy came back, killed everyone. GAMEPLAY TIME!
Aryl: Happy birthday brother
Link: It’s not my birthday
Aryl: It is now
Link: If you say so
(Later)
Grandma: Fuck you Link. Now takes these clothes and get out of my site
Link: I hate clothes
(Later)
Link: I hate telescopes (Looks through it and sees the Postman) I hate postmen (Looks up to see a giant bird) I hate birds (Drops girl into forest) I hate girls falling to their deaths in the woods…. Oh, and I hate references to other games.
(Later)
Link: I saved you. I want a reward… and that reward is sex
Tetra: No
Link: Damn it
(Later)
Aryl: Hi brother (Bird captures her) Bye brother
Link: Suicide time (Jumps off cliff)
Tetra: (Catches him)
(Later)
Tetra: Are you ready to go on an adventure
Link: No
Tetra: Well, too bad
Link: Fuck
(Later)
Link: (Launched out of a catapult) AHHHHHH
(Later)
Link: Now, where’s the bird
Bird: (Crashes through ceiling) (Uncaring) Caw (Grabs Link and throws him)
(Later)
King of Red Lions: I’m a talking boat
Link: HOLY SHIT
King of Red Lions: I’m a good guy
Link: And now I don’t mind
King of Red Lions: Lets go sailing
(Later)
Link: This island must be filled with likable characters
Komali: Your a douche
King: I hate my son
Medley: FUCK ME, LINK! FUCK ME
Link: I take it all back
(Later)
Link: Look, a forest
Great Deku Tree: Hey, dude
Link: I’m burning it to the ground
(Later)
Link: Wow, a tower
Gohdan: SUP, FAGGOT! EVER WANTED TO GET BLOWN UP!
Link: Wait, what
Gohdan: (Shoots fireballs at him)
Link: OH MY GOD!!!
(Later)
Link: I got a new sword. This is awesome
(Later)
Ganondorf: I am evil and shit
Link: I’m gonna kill you (Sword won’t kill him) THIS SWORD SUCKS
Ganondorf: (Punches Link) Child abuse is fun
Tetra: Don’t worry, Link. I’ll save you (Gets caught) Nevermind
Ganondorf: You have a Triforce piece. I’m gonna kidnap you
Dragon: (Flies by) No you won’t
Ganondorf: Oh, okay (Dragon breathes fire on him)
(Later)
King of Red Lions: I am the king of Hyrule and you are Princess Zelda
Tetra: Plot Twist
(Later)
Link: Now to defeat Ganon
King of Red Lions: First you must kill two more monsters
(Later)
Jalhalla: Hi, friend (Link kills him)
(Later)
Molgera: Would you like to donate to charity (Link kills him)
(Later)
King of Red Lions: Now to collect eight Triforce pieces
Link: FUCK
(Later)
Link: Okay, now it is time to kill Ganondorf
(Later)
Ganondorf: (Holding Tetra) Possible pedophilia is fun
Link: Hey, you, evil guy. You die now
Ganondorf: Oh…. okay (Link stabs him in the face)
Reviewer: TEN OUT A TEN! BEST GAME EVER! BUY IT AND SHIT!

Reader: …………… How is this guy funny again?
The End