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So, Father’s Day is coming up soon, so I decided to make a list of the best fathers in games. Now, the rules are simple. Only from games that I have played, and only one game per franchise. Also, the fathers don’t need to have biological children to be good dads, so adoptive fathers will be included in this list. And with that said, lets start the list



#10: Michael De Santa from Grand Theft Auto V - Sure, he’s a short tempered, alcoholic, bank robbing whore mongering asswipe who is a terrible role model, but, he is a good father. While he does set a terrible example for his two kids, he still loves them, and will do anything for them, like save them from computer nerds, to beating up stalkers. Sure, they may not have any respect for him, but, parents are meant to care for their children without expecting anything, and Michael does just that. But, like I said, he is the worst possible role model… Okay, SECOND worst (Trevor obviously the worst), so, that is why he is only number ten



#9: Big Daddy from Bioshock - Now, I don’t know if Big Daddy’s are really the fathers of Little Sisters, or if they just found them while walking around and said, “Okay, I’ll take care of her”. But, Big Daddy’s are really caring fathers. They will do anything to protect the Little Sisters, even fight off hordes of Splicers. And, for those who have fought a Big Daddy in Bioshock, you know full well that they don’t fuck around. But, this is lower, because Big Daddy’s are as developed as the later entries



#8: Mila’s Father from Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker - Now, it was real hard to choose a good father, since there aren’t much parents in the Zelda games. But, I went with Mila’s Father. This was hard, as most fathers in this game are jerks. Maggie’s Father, once she is found, uses all of the necklaces her boyfriend gave her, and then sells them all so he can become rich. What a dick. Mila’s Father, however, was once a very rich man. However, once he heard that Mila was kidnapped, he did everything he could to save her. He even went as far as to spend all of his money to save her, and ended up a penniless beggar. This may not seem bad, but, remember, this guy would throw his fortune away just to save his one daughter. That there is amazing.



#7: Mike Haggar from Final Fight - Now, as the mayor of the city, you think that you could just send a group of specialists to save your kidnapped daughter. I mean, every political leader sends some guy to save their daughters. But not Mike Haggar. This guy will personally beat the shit out of every criminal in the entire city just to save his daughter. I mean, seriously, if our president was like that, that would be pretty cool.



#6: Big Boss from Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots - Now, some of you may disagree with me, since Big Boss has been trying to kill his son, Solid Snake, several times. However, he says that this was something he never wanted to do, and that he always cared for his son. Not to mention, he also manages to make his apology to his meeting with his son one of the best endings I have ever seen in a video game. It easily put him on this list



#5: Lee Everett from The Walking Dead - No, not that shitty Activision one, I mean the legendary masterpiece by Telltale. If Telltale taught us anything, its that there CAN be a good Walking Dead game. And if Activision taught us anything, its that they REALLY need to make a game that isn’t an FPS for once. Anyway, Lee Everett is an intelligent man who finds Clementine during his survival. He then forms a very strong bond that one a father and daughter would have, and he would go so far as to kill even living humans to keep her safe. I won’t say more, because, if you haven’t play this game, you need to. And not that godawful Activision one. That one is terrible



#4: Chuck Greene from Dead Rising 2 - Now, what are the traits of someone who is a badass? A zombie-killing machine? A motocross champion? A… parent? Well, Chuck is all of those things, and he is amazing at all of them. Although Chuck is trying to clear his name of causing the zombie outbreak in Fortune City, he is always turley dedicating his time outside the safe room to find Zombrex for his infected daughter, Katey, who needs it once a day at 7 AM. And he’ll do anything to get it. Find it in hard to reach places, buy it from a bunch of punks, get it at a store (Yeah, not really. He’ll get it anyway BUT the more logical way), fight off psychopaths, and have to deal with some of the most unbearable survivors in the game… See, he will do anything for his daughter.



#3: Harry Mason from Silent Hill - Now, any sane person who saw a foggy town filled with flying demon dogs, murderous children and Pyramid Heads would be like, “Okay, nope. Fuck that. I’m taking a detour”. But not Harry Mason. Once his daughter is taken into the dangerous town of Silent Hill, Harry just goes right in and fights his way to save her. He doesn’t care what happens to him, just as long as his daughter is safe. It takes serious guts to save anyone, even your own daughter, when their in this little slice of Hell



#2: Ethan Mars from Heavy Rain - I was tempted to put Ethan at number one. But, he was just beaten by one character. However, Ethan is still a great father. After his first son, Jason, is killed in a car accident, he falls into a major depression. However, his second son, Sean, is then taken by the Origami Killer, and he is then forced to follow his every demands to save Sean. He will do ANYTHING, from killing a man, to fighting the police, to drinking poison, to even CUTTING OFF HIS OWN FINGER, all for his own son. His dedication to save his son were great, but, number one did it better



#1: John Marston from Red Dead Redemption - (SPOILERS) Now, for all you Ethan Mars fans out there who are gonna get mad, please hear me out. After his family was taken into custody by the government, John went all across the wild west, as well as Mexico, meeting all sorts of people in order to take out his former gang. And once he is done, he is then tricked by the government and is sentenced to death. John knows that he can’t run away from them, and if he tries, they will be after his family no matter what. Son John then sends his family away, and lets himself get gunned down by the government. While Ethan Mars went through just about the exact same amount of crap as John did, Ethan can be saved and be reunited with his family. However, John’s death is inevitable. He is going to die, and there is nothing the player can do. It’s scripted. It’s a part of the game. No amount of choices is gonna prevent it. That is what makes John Marston the best father in video games

So, there you have it. Did you enjoy the list? Tell me what you thought of it below. With that, I will see you all next time.
We all know Grand Theft Auto for being one of the best selling games out there, and for good reason. It has massive worlds to explore, and many characters to meet. For those who haven’t played GTA… Which is probably none of you, GTA is a game series where you explore a massive overworld and get involved with all sorts of crimes. From being a gang member in San Andreas to joining multiple mob families in GTA IV. But what really sells this game is the exploration. There is just so much to do in each game and so much places to explore. And for those who are truly adventurous, there are tons...
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Now, I have talked about my favorite childhood shows, so, why not talk about the shows that were not a part of my childhood. You know, those shows that were made for adults. Yeah, those shows. Now, the rules are simple. They have to be shows I have watched. Also, no anime, because if I did allow anime, then the whole goddamn list would just consist of that And they have to be for adults. Now, with that said, lets start the list

#10: Family Guy - OH GODDAMNIT, NO

Invader Zim
Invader Zim


REAL #10: Invader Zim - Now, this one is lower on the list because it was on a childrens channel. The show was made...
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Hello everyone, and today, I have a more serious list for you guys. This list is the Top Ten Saddest Games that I have played. Now, I have to had played these games, so if there is a game that you feel should be here but isn't, then I probably haven't played that game. So, with that, lets start. (Quick note, this list contains spoilers for every game on this list. Read at your own risk)

10: Braid - Now, Braid is an indie game that I only recently got into, and I have to say, it is a pretty fun game. The whole point of the game is that your playing as this guy who is looking for this princess...
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Commander Kane: So, let me get this straight. You're anime characters, and you live in a place called Animeland?
Addie: Yep.
Cassie: Watch our show, and you'll see why.
Mily: *Blowing her whistle as she comes towards the humans*
Commander Kane: It's a talking train!
Mily: What's everyone shouting at me for? *Passing the humans* Hey guys, welcome back. I'm Mily, and I'm your hostess tonight. I got back to back episodes of a new series joining our lineup, called Johnny Lightning. Enjoy.

Rabbit Peak, Chama New Mexico.

Japanese People: *Walking alongside a trailer, carrying Type 99 Machine...
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Hello, and welcome to another installment of Hidden Gems, and today, we’ll be taking a look at the third party game from the Wii. Now, I know that third party games for the Wii were… Not the best. Usually, you’d find a bunch of awful party and fitness games. Sure, you get a few good third party games, but they're all kind of… E rated games. They never went to the extreme… But then one game did just that. There was a game on the Wii that decided to push it to the limit and create something rather gruesome and violent for a console as family friendly as the Nintendo Wii… And no, we...
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Welcome, everyone, to the next Halloween oriented list. This week, we’ll be looking at the eight legged creepy crawlies you always find in the corners of a dark room. Spiders. Now, spiders are probably the least scariest things on this list… To me anyway. There are hundreds of people with a fear of spiders,known as arachnophobia. And with spiders hown growing larger and bigger and becoming the size of a house, I doubt they get any less scary. So, today, we will be looking at the ten spiders from movies, tv shows, and video games. Now, before we begin, a few rules. Only one spider per franchise,...
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Wind: (Walking into school, with the school officer sitting in his car) Hey, you know that I passed, like, fifteen different drug dealers on the way to school right. At least seven of them offered to sell me cocaine.
Officer: Oh… right. I will get to work on that…. Right now (The officer drives down the road)
Wind: Hey, the drug dealers are in the opposite direction- Eh, I’m sure he’ll realize it (Goes into the school building)
Officer: Phew, that was close. I thought I’d actually have to do my job.

Wind: (Sees a bunch of students crowding the school stairway) (Sighs, as he heads to the...
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Now, after I did a list for annoying Zelda characters, I noticed something. There are a lot of creepy Zelda characters. And, when I say creepy, I mean REALLY creepy. Now, this is my opinion, so, I may have a different idea of what’s creepy than you. So, with that said, lets start the list

Dying Guard
Dying Guard


#10: Dying Guard from Ocarina of Time - Now, this is lower on the list because this is a secret character. But, it’s still creepy nonetheless. After you see Zelda run out of Hyrule Castle Town, you are supposed to head to the Temple of Light. BUT, if you go to the alley that is opposite...
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Now, what are all Legend of Zelda games known for. Their dungeons of course. So, today, I Want to tell you all what my favorite Zelda dungeons of all time all. Now, there aren’t really any rules for this list, other then this is my opinion, so…. Let’s start the list

The Eagle
The Eagle


#15: The Eagle from Legend of Zelda - What better way to start off the list then the first dungeon that started it all. Now, sure, it may not be all that great by today’s standards and it seems pretty lackluster when compared to the dungeons of this era, but, remember. This was the very first dungeon in Zelda...
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Ah, yes, its Christmas time again and what better way to celebrate this time of year, then with a bunch of christmas movies. Now, remember, these are not the best Christmas movies ever made, its just my favorite. Second, they have to be movies I have seen. And, lastly, they have to be christmas themed in one way or another. So, with that, lets get started.

20: Jingle All the Way - Now, this movies may not be the best movie ever made, but, you have to remember… Arnold Schwarzenegger is in this movie. Holy shit, if that isn’t worth watching this movie, I don’t know what is. Anyway, this...
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Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


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This is another intro focusing on my characters from Trainz, but only the diesels are involved this time.

Leon: *Leaving Impala Station, on a passenger train with Stan, Sebastian, and Xavier*
Sean: *Pulling seven coaches as he passes Mike Fonzi pulling twenty freight cars*
Jesse: *Returning from the yards. He yawns as he stops on the turntable*
Ian: *Pulling a freight train with Shayne, and Jerry*
Sean: *Passes Ian, and the others with a passenger train*
Jeff: *Passes Bryce. The both...
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Thank you. -Sincerely, COLA.
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Wind: Hey, who ate all the Captain Crunch
Drunk: I did. Sorry
Wind: Oh… Well (Takes out a gun) You’re gonna fucking die

Wind: (Playing Monopoly) Looks like you gotta go to jail, Drunk
Drunk: Fuck that! I ain’t going to jail (Jumps out of the window)
Police: (Tackle Drunk once he starts running)

Drunk: (See’s a girl hitchhiking) Hey, you need a ride
Girl: Yeah. Could you drive me to my boyfriend’s house
Drunk: Oh hell no, you’re walking home (Drives off)

Drunk: This is my girlfriend (Points at a girl) Go on. Tell everyone about us
Girl: Help, I’ve been kidnapped
Drunk: Well, we gotta go (Places...
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Teacher: Alright, listen up class
Cody: What is it, Mr. Faggot
Teacher: You will all be having a fundraiser. Each of you will be given a box and you will need to go door to door and sell them. The top seller-
Wind: Okay, I’ll sell them
Teacher: ….. The top seller will win a prize
(After school)
Cody: (Carrying box) So, all we have to do is sell everything inside this box and we’ll get our prize
Wind: Oh, fuck the prize. I just want to win and be the superior
Cody: Okay, just let me do the talking (Knocks on door)
Woman: Hello
Cody: Hi, uh… wait, what were we supposed to say
Woman: (Closes...
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