Wind's Angry Adventures - The Pervert - Windwakerguy430 - Fanpop

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posted by Windwakerguy430

Wind: (Smokes cigarette)
Cody: Hey, queer
Wind: Hello, failed abortion
Cody: You know, you shouldn’t be smoking. The School-Fags will find out
Wind: Like I care about some fucking school people
Hall Monitor: Hey, put out that cigarette
Wind: Gladly (Puts cigarette out on the Hall Monitors hand)
Hall Monitor: (Screams in pain)
Cody: Hey, did you hear about that new kid. I hear he is a real perv
Wind: Incase you forgot, everyone is too scared of me to even get two feet near me to tell me anything
Cody: Oh, here he comes right now (Kid walks by)
Kid: Hey, I’m James
Wind: Hey, I don’t care
James: (Snickers) Heh, your funny
Wind: (Seriously) I mean it
James: I can tell we’re gonna be best friends. How about a hand sha-
Wind: (Pulls out knife) If you even touch me, I will cut you
James: Threat acknowledged
Wind: Good boy
Amanda: (Walks over) Hey, Windy
Wind: Amanda, remember that talk we had where I said, “If you call me Windy, I’ll play Tic-Tac-Toe on your face with a knife”.
Amanda: I can’t help it. It’s a cute nickname
Wind: That’s why I hate it
James: Hey, are you Wind’s girlfri-
Wind: No, she isn’t
Amanda: Yep
Wind: …… Cody, you feel like playing Tic-Tac-Toe today? It seems like a nice day for it
James: I have to say, Amanda. You sure do have the… (Stares at her breasts) … traits for a girl
Amanda: Well, thank you
James: (Slowly reaches for them, acting perverted)
Wind: (Pushes James out of his way, and walks off) Well, I gotta go. You have fun being all strange and stuff
James: Oh, come on man. I’m perfectly normal
Wind: Then why are you drooling like a dog
James: (Whips drool off his mouth)

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The Top 100 - #100: Detroit: Become Human

posted by Windwakerguy430

Wow, what a heel turn, am I right? I made an article a few months back talking shit about David Cage and his games, and yet I start this whole event off with a David Cage game. But before I shoot myself in the balls, let’s talk about this. It has been five years since I first joined this website, and I am still going strong today. And so, to celebrate five years of being here, I want to make this series, giving a sort of review, or more rather, a list of my top 100 favorite games ever. Of all time. And we are starting with Detroit: Become Human… A David Cage game… All credibility...

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Welcome to Clearwater - The College

posted by Windwakerguy430

Wind: (Sits on a plane, as he see’s people watching nothing but romantic comedies on the plane)

Wind: (Sits on a bus, as he hears people constantly looking around, playing Chokaman Move.

Wind: (Walks down the sidewalk, seeing the streets lined with protesters against Ronald Dump victory in the election)

Wind: (Walks onto the campus of Clearwater University) Oh boy, not even on campus yet, and I already feel like this place is gonna be just like Eastwood. At least I’ll feel right at home

College Administrator: You’ve got what it takes, kid. You’ve got talent, determination, and lots of guts....

Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories Episode 1 Part 2/2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Saten Twist: Who wants to take a look at my new chain saw?
Tim: *Points his gun at Saten Twist* Sir, put the chain saw down.
Saten Twist: What for?
Tim: You killed four other ponies with it.
Orion: I can't go one minute without being interrupted.
Tim & Saten Twist: Sorry.
Tim: *Arrests Saten Twist*
Orion: Our final two shows for the night are...

On The Block - Rated TV-PG13
Gran Turismo - Rated TV-PG

Orion: Enjoy.

Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*...

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Wind's Video Game Stories

posted by Windwakerguy430

Sonic: Huh… I wonder what this speed boost does (Steps on the boost and is launched down the street) Wow! I can go extra fast! Hmmm.
(1 Hour Later)
Sonic: (Sets up an entire set of speed boosts) Alright, let’s go (Steps on the speed boosts and runs super fast, but soon ends up running too fast) (Sonic runs down the street)
Tails: Hey, So- (Sonic runs past him, tearing off Tails’s flesh and leaving his bones)
Sonic: (Runs down the street, destroying vehicles and buildings) (Sonic runs around the entire world multiple times in seconds, destroying cities and killing millions) (Sonic finally...

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What's Your Take - Article 284 - Under-HAIL

posted by Windwakerguy430

For those of you wondering what I think the greatest game of 2015 was, since everyone on the planet seems to be talking about it, I would have to say that the best game of that year had to be the groundbreaking masterpiece….. Alone in the Dark: Illumination. Oh, and Undertale was a great game to. So, since I obviously can’t review Illumination, we will just have to go with Undertale, as requested by Alinah_09. So, let us not waste anymore time (Then again, you’re reading a review by me)
Undertale is a game created by Toby Fox, who also worked on….. Uh….. All I know is that he worked...

Original Story: Neon City

posted by Windwakerguy430

~Story~

In 2275, Earth has become known as the NightLight Planet, as Amethyst City’s thousands of neon signs makes the city extremely bright, making it almost as bright as the sun. This became a beacon for other races on other planets to find Earth and see it’s culture and people. This soon lead to the discovery of alien life on other planets, and it was soon revealed that aliens behave like humans do, with well paying jobs, a perfect economy, a justice system, and similar reproduction methods. However, like humans, some aliens were involved in gang violence, robbery, trafficking, and assassinations....

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Walking dead sppof.. Chapter 7

posted by Canada24

Quite some time later.

Rick, Daryl and Oscar sneaked into Woodbury, but first they had to sneak past a guy in his own house.

Rick, in a rare moment of intelligence, had an idea saying "I have a quarter in my pocket.. Maybe if I throw it, he might go investigate the noise and we could sneak away.. Not even use violence".

"Good idea.. Quick Rick. Reach into your pocket" Daryl insisted.

Rick reached into his pocket, but forgotten his own idea as he said "I don't know where your going with this".

Rick pulled an out quarter out of his pocket.

"Hey! A quarter!" Rick cried happily.

"Quick Rick, Throw it...

CreepySpaghetti: A Parody - Part 2: A God So... Godly?

posted by Windwakerguy430

You died…. What else do you want. You just died… Okay, fine. You then met me, God, of course. Who else is going to narrate this story? Anyway, You came to me and said, “Who are you”?
I said, “I am God”?
And You said, “So… you’re Sonic.EXE”.
And I said, “... You’re a special kind of stupid”.
And You just sat there like a moron. Anyway, I then said, “Well, anyway, I am the actual God, the creator of the world, and so on and so forth. And you’re dead. You got in a bad car accident. Smashed your ribs, which mutilated you from the inside. Real gross. Blood everywhere. The...

Chapter 9

posted by Canada24

Well.. That's all I got for the story. So.. Here's a BEST OF RICK:

RICK: (first time seeing zombie) My god.. SHE'S SO DRUNK!

RICK: (to Merle while chaining him to pipe) I'm saving you. From yourself.. Look here Merle. When you been a "stripper" as long as I have you know when you met a bad egg.. And your a bad egg.

RICK: (sees the horse he was ridding get eaten and begins freaking out by acting like a gorilla).

RICK: The kid needs surgery on his leg.

RANDELL: But I'm fin-

RICK: (shoots Randell in the kneecap) See.. It's getting worse.

RICK: By Morgan, hope you never try to kill me in the future.

FUTURE:...

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Detective Smith Episode 1: The Blood Bandit

posted by Windwakerguy430

Detective Smith: The London Homicide series 1-5

Episode 1: The Blood Bandit

January 4th 12:32 PM London Train Station

The large train came to a halt at the railroad in the town. The weather was dark and cloudy, as it was mostly these days. Joseph, a young scholar onboard the train, exited it. He examined the station, and looked around. It was a very quiet and quite dull area. Not much seemed to happen, as people walked off and headed to for their destinations. Joseph let out a sigh and walked over to a man wearing a top hat, with an odd looking moustache.
Joseph said, “Excuse me, sir, do you...

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What's Your Take - Article 102 - Red Dead Redemption's Stranger

posted by Windwakerguy430

Now, I love Red Dead Redemption. It has an amazing open world, lots of activities to do, and a large amount of colorful characters. However, there is one character shrouded in mystery. So mysterious that he is only known as the Stranger.
Now, with an odd character like the Stranger, there were many theories that came up of who he is. There are many theories, but the highest three are that the Stranger is Death, Satan, or God. Now, here's what I think. He is not Death, because well, Death only wants to take people to the next life, nothing else. So, the fact of him being Death is invalid.
But,...

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Windwakerguy430's Top Ten Resident Evil Monsters

posted by Windwakerguy430

Now, let’s talk about Resident Evil….. I love Resident Evil. I love them almost all of them. I love the first one, the second, the third, especially the fourth, Code Veronica, Zero, Revelations one and two, and even Umbrella Chronicles. Resident Evil 5 and 6 were stupid in my eyes, though. And don’t get me started on Operation Raccoon City. But, with that said, there are still great Resident Evil games. And if there is one good thing about them all, it’s the monsters in them. Resident Evil has many great monsters, even the bad ones. And today, I want to share with you all the monsters...

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Windwakerguy430's Top Ten Video Game Princesses

posted by Windwakerguy430

You know what trend I’m getting kinda tired of? The whole “Princess has been kidnapped, go save her”. I’m not an extremist feminist, but the whole princess thing is kinda getting old. So, naturally, I felt the best thing to do was to make a list of the top ten best. So, the rules for this list are as followed. Only from games that I have played, and only one game per franchise. So, with all of that said and done, let us start the list

#10: Princess Daphne from Dragon’s Lair

Okay…….. This is a bit hard to get behind. What, in the name of god, is this princess wearing. I mean…...

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Windwakerguy430's Top Fifteen OTHER Hated Cartoon Characters

posted by Windwakerguy430

Scrappy Doo

Hey, everyone. Windwakerguy430 here… and I did some looking around. After my Top Ten Hated Characters in Cartoons and my Top Ten Hated Characters in Anime lists, I noticed that there are a LOT more hated characters in cartoons and anime. So, I decided to make another list. The rules are simple. Rule 1, The characters have to be from shows I watched. Rule 2, only one character per show. Rule 3, I will try to add as little anime characters as I can. And Rule 4, no characters from past lists. With that, lets start.

#15: Scrappy Doo fro, Scooby Doo - Wow, the most hated character on other peoples...

Corner of Horror - Episode 84 - Resident Evil VII: Biohazard

posted by Windwakerguy430

Alright, everyone, after getting a feel for the game and after being able to experience it at my own friends home, and after hundreds of Youtubers have played it, and after many old fans are still angry over it despite them wanting the franchise to go back to their horror roots, I will be talking about Capcom’s new horror game. It may have taken a long time to get to it, and it may have made people saltier than the Pacific Ocean, but it’s finally time I talk about this game. Let us all take a look at the return to horror game, Resident Evil 7: Biohazard

So as you can see, this game...

The Top 100 - #5: Animal Crossing: New Leaf

posted by Windwakerguy430

I remember when I was a kid, my older brother had the original Animal Crossing on the Gamecube, and I thought it looked like a babies toy. What is this? This ain’t Smash Melee. Get this outta my face. But now, as someone who got to experience the joy through Animal Crossing: New Leaf, I now understand perfectly. Oh, and also, yes, I did search up Animal Crossing porn for that joke. And it sure as shit wasn’t worth it.
Animal Crossing New Leaf follows the villager, you, as he goes to whatever town you want to call it. Call it Bonerland, call it Fortnite, call it Yabba-Dab, whatever....

The Top 100 - #8: NieR: Automata

posted by Windwakerguy430

So I played the original NieR some time ago. I liked what I did play, but never got to experience it enough to form a definitive opinion, but man, was that combat not the best. If it was just a little refined, I could like it more… And then Platinum Games came along. And that’s the transition to start talking about NieR: Automata.
So, when it came to the top ten, I thought it would be hard for any game to just break the top ten so easily. Most of my top ten favorite games are games I have cherished memories with. But NieR: Automata, I have no nostalgia for, and yet it managed to break...

The Top 100 - #53: Psychonauts

posted by Windwakerguy430

Another Tim Schaffer game on the list and only so long after I just talked about Brutal Legend. I am aware that Schaffer games have a really weird style of creativity and humor to them and are always meant for a more niche demographic. And I am in that demographic. That said, this is Psychonauts, a game to kinda break the mold of the niche… maybe. Probably. Not really.
Psychonauts follows the character Rasputin, or Raz for short, who is a Psychonaut in training, special agents who use the power of their mind to do incredible powers. With these powers, Raz has to stop a conspiracy in...

An In-Depth Analysis of Sonic VS Shadow!

posted by deathding

So a friend of mine got me thinking the other day, who would win in a battle? An immortal demon who can stop the fabric of time itself, or a blue little bitch who's got some burners on him?

...Needless to say, the victor wasn't Sonic. But then I started thinking to myself. I came up with an idea. An awful idea. An awful, awful, awful idea!

*Insert Obligatory Grinch Image Here*

But in all seriousness, I'm here to end the debate once and for all. To see who would TRULY win in a DEATH BA-

BE QUIET! You wanna get sued, kid?

Uhhh. in a....BATTLE OF DEATH! Yeah, that's it. Thanks man!

Anytime, mate....

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Hidden Gems: Jet Set Radio Future

posted by Windwakerguy430

Hello, everyone, and welcome back to Hidden Gems. Now, how many of you know Sega? Okay, now how many of you know Sega for anything besides Sonic the Hedgehog? A few of you? Alright, now how many of you actually owned a Dreamcast? Probably very few. Well, that’s understandable. Coming at the worst possible time, the Dreamcast was such a commercial failure. So naturally, being a poor child, I had one of them, along with a Gamecube, and wouldn’t get the Xbox and PS2 until much later. I loved all these consoles, but the thing that I loved about the Dreamcast the most was the game Jet Set Radio....