Wind: (Smokes cigarette)
Cody: Hey, queer
Wind: Hello, failed abortion
Cody: You know, you shouldn’t be smoking. The School-Fags will find out
Wind: Like I care about some fucking school people
Hall Monitor: Hey, put out that cigarette
Wind: Gladly (Puts cigarette out on the Hall Monitors hand)
Hall Monitor: (Screams in pain)
Cody: Hey, did you hear about that new kid. I hear he is a real perv
Wind: Incase you forgot, everyone is too scared of me to even get two feet near me to tell me anything
Cody: Oh, here he comes right now (Kid walks by)
Kid: Hey, I’m James
Wind: Hey, I don’t care
James: (Snickers) Heh, your funny
Wind: (Seriously) I mean it
James: I can tell we’re gonna be best friends. How about a hand sha-
Wind: (Pulls out knife) If you even touch me, I will cut you
James: Threat acknowledged
Wind: Good boy
Amanda: (Walks over) Hey, Windy
Wind: Amanda, remember that talk we had where I said, “If you call me Windy, I’ll play Tic-Tac-Toe on your face with a knife”.
Amanda: I can’t help it. It’s a cute nickname
Wind: That’s why I hate it
James: Hey, are you Wind’s girlfri-
Wind: No, she isn’t
Amanda: Yep
Wind: …… Cody, you feel like playing Tic-Tac-Toe today? It seems like a nice day for it
James: I have to say, Amanda. You sure do have the… (Stares at her breasts) … traits for a girl
Amanda: Well, thank you
James: (Slowly reaches for them, acting perverted)
Wind: (Pushes James out of his way, and walks off) Well, I gotta go. You have fun being all strange and stuff
James: Oh, come on man. I’m perfectly normal
Wind: Then why are you drooling like a dog
James: (Whips drool off his mouth)