Hello, everyone. Now, Halloween is only a few days away…. Like, ten weeks away… Well, I want to get an early start, so, for all of you, I am going to make ten different top tens for the next following Saturdays. And what better way than to start with the top ten demons. Now, demons are the little red creatures that you find lurking the in the depths of hell, or in some part of the media. Now, first some rules. Only one demon per franchise, and only from what I have seen, or played. Also, I am including ANYTHING! Be it movies, games, TV shows, whatever. It’s so that way, I can make these lists easier. Now, let us start the list. (Also, don’t expect these lists to be as huge as my normal lists. Just putting it out there)
#10: Lou from Guitar Hero III: Legends of Rock
A devil that plays a rock version of The Devil Went Down to Georgia. Wow, we’re starting this list off strong, aren’t we. Lou started out as your band’s manager, helping your band get more and more famous. However, after a disagreement with him, he reveals that he is a demon, and that the contract you signed with states that you sold your soul to him, and he drags you to hell to where you now have to play The Devil Went Down to Georgia in a rock-off. This is one of the coolest bosses I have seen in a game. The notes come at you lightning fast, and you need to hit every key. And if you lose, the devil will play an incredibly long finishing song just to mess with you. I mean, come on. You already took my soul, do you need to gloat about it
#9: Beelzebub IV from Beelzebub
Now, from the looks of things, this adorable infant doesn’t seem like much. But trust me, this little demons personality shows just how much of a demon he is. He starts out as a crybaby, but soon got braver as the series went on. He is known to enjoy violence, exposed flesh, heavy metal music, and demonic looking toys. He also has a hatred for clothing for some messed up reason. Not to mention, he is always getting Oga, his guardian in the human world, into trouble with stronger men, and this little baby always has to get him out of it. But, this baby can fight, and in some odd ways. One of his oddest methods of attack is his urine, which is said to appear very rarely, but when it does, he urinates so much, that it could flood an entire village. Yeah, so we have a demon baby who literally pisses a river. Way to go, Japan.
#8: Satan from Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny
A devil that plays the guitar- Wait, this sounds familiar. Okay, so, why is this devil better than the devil from Guitar Hero III. One (Or rather two) reasons… Jack Black and Kyle Gass are the guys he is up against… That is awesome. The Devil was mentioned in a story about the creation of the Pick of Destiny, a legendary guitar pick forged from the Devil’s chipped tooth used to play some of the greatest songs in the history of rock. Once Tenacious D find and break it, the Devil comes, and nearly kills them, but he is then forced into a rock off with them. And the Devil, let me tell you, plays a masterpiece of rock music, as Tenacious D says. So, what does Tenacious D do to beat him… By singing what sounds like gibberish and jumping around. It’s pretty stupid. All I can say is that this is a pretty funny scene, and that the Devil makes it all the more funny.
#7: Inuyasha from Inuyasha
Oh man, let me tell you, this one fills me with a lot of nostalgia when I woke up and watched this show at 6 in the morning when I was a kid. Inuyasha is a demon who would refuse to back down from a fight, though he was known for doing whatever he could to defend those he cared about, even if it put him in even more danger than what he was in. However, when he is not fighting, he is just some hotheaded jerk who would hit anyone just for annoying him, even kids at one point. However, as a demon, he kept this a secret, because he was sure that letting out the fact that he was a demon could get him killed, which it nearly did on the night of the full moon (Which would take much more time to explain than what I have to make this article). Inuyasha is a powerful fighter, and a good friend, making him one of the more heroic demons on this list.
#6: Dante from Devil May Cry
I couldn’t help it. I know he is only half-demon, but demon is still a demon, so he is going on the list. However, due to the fact that he already appeared in my Top 15 Favorite Video Game Character’s list, he can’t make the top five. However, he is still a major badass. After being a loveable cocky douchebag in the first two games, he came out more mature, but still a loveable cocky douchebag. All this guy does is kill demons and loves to make fun of it, easily making him one of the funniest video game characters, while at the same time, being one of the most awesome. And, just to ease confusion, this whole time, I was talking about Dante from Devil May Cry’s 1, 2, 3, 4. Not that god awful emo Dante from DMC. Anyway, Dante is an awesome character, who fights demons, and cracks jokes about it, and he is still one of my favorite video game characters.
#5: Scanty and Kneesocks from Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt
FINALLY, I get to talk about these two. Scanty and Kneesocks (Or, the Demon Sisters) Only care about rules and order. However, the way they try to achieve these goals are pretty tyrannical, controlling everyone around them, and creating demons in the process. The funny thing though is, Panty and Stocking weren’t interested in the demons. They just wanted to get at the Demon Sisters because they wanted order, and the Anarchy Sisters were all “Oh, to hell with that. Lets mess them up”. I also really like the designs of the Demon Sisters… Then again, I like all of the designs in this anime, so that isn’t saying much… Um…… I think they both have some kind of cream and foot fetish? Is that enough information to move on… I hope so, cause I am.
#4: Hellboy from Hellboy
Oh hell yeah. Never in my life have I ever heard such an intimidating voice be used on a good guy before. Probably because I always imagined Ron Perlman to voice someone evil… Oh right, he did (Slade from Teen Titans). Anyway, back on topic. Hellboy was found as an infant after Nazi soldiers tried to bring creatures from space to their world. Years later, Hellboy grew up to be large jerk with more hormones than a disruptive teen, but kicks more ass than Bruce Lee. Hellboy works with the Bureau of Paranormal Research and Defense, beating the crap out of any monster that threatens human life, even though humans don’t look to kindly to him, since… Well, he’s a demon. Hellboy is a major badass, and, I am so glad that both Hellboy movies have positive reviews.
#3: Sebastian from Black Butler
You know, I was planning on putting this guy as number one on a list for Top Ten anime butlers, but one, I realized there wasn’t that many butlers in anime, and two, this guy really isn’t a nice butler. Sebastian is indeed loyal to his master, Ciel, carrying out every task that Ciel gives Sebastian, and he does it without hesitation. However, behind this, he is really a heartless sadist, who enjoys fighting at his master’s orders, and even once delayed saving Ciel, as he enjoyed the sight of it. He also sees no good in anyone, even claiming that his master is a spoiled brat who treats his butlers with little respect. Not to mention, he is actually fascinated in humans, since he is a demon, who lacks caring emotions. I may not have seen Black Butler, but DAMN IT, I WANT TO NOW!
#2: Lucifer from Dante’s Inferno
This is the closest representation to the actual devil we have on this list. Not to mention, the design of him is freaking awesome…. Could have done without the giant devil penis however. Anyway, Lucifer’s goal was to lure Dante (No, not the Devil May Cry Dante, obviously) to Hell, so Dante could break the chains holding Lucifer’s prison. After breaking the prison, and after destroying yet ANOTHER prison, which holds the real Lucifer, the boss fight begins, and it is actually pretty awesome. After that, you then throw him right back into his jail, but, as it turns out, he is not truly dead, so it is unknown if he is really defeated. Still, it is awesome how well they portrayed Lucifer as the actual Bible description, and I love everything about this guy… Except the penis… obviously.
#1: Pazuzu from The Exorcist
Okay, here we are. And JESUS, I couldn’t have picked a scarier demon. First off, this demon is possessing the body of a young girl, something that is full of innocence and life, and the devil just goes right ahead and possesses it. But what he does in her body is just screwed up. He twists her head, makes her shoot projectile vomit, swear constantly, attack others, twist her body in some of the most terrifying ways possible, and basically try to fight off the priests who are trying to get Pazuzu out of her. But, the reason that I put Pazuzu at the number one spot is because this was the only demon on this list that actually terrified me. The fact that a deadly demon from hell can possess an innocent girl is just horrifying. Not to mention (SPOILERS) The only way he is defeated is when he possess the body of one of the priests, a very holy man, I should remind you, and the priest kills himself just to get rid of the demon. That is terrifying. And that is what makes Pazuzu the number one demon on this list… Okay, nitpick, but his name is stupid…. Just had to say it.
Well, there you have it. Did you enjoy the list? Tell me what you thought of it below. With that said, I will see you all next time
#10: Lou from Guitar Hero III: Legends of Rock
A devil that plays a rock version of The Devil Went Down to Georgia. Wow, we’re starting this list off strong, aren’t we. Lou started out as your band’s manager, helping your band get more and more famous. However, after a disagreement with him, he reveals that he is a demon, and that the contract you signed with states that you sold your soul to him, and he drags you to hell to where you now have to play The Devil Went Down to Georgia in a rock-off. This is one of the coolest bosses I have seen in a game. The notes come at you lightning fast, and you need to hit every key. And if you lose, the devil will play an incredibly long finishing song just to mess with you. I mean, come on. You already took my soul, do you need to gloat about it
#9: Beelzebub IV from Beelzebub
Now, from the looks of things, this adorable infant doesn’t seem like much. But trust me, this little demons personality shows just how much of a demon he is. He starts out as a crybaby, but soon got braver as the series went on. He is known to enjoy violence, exposed flesh, heavy metal music, and demonic looking toys. He also has a hatred for clothing for some messed up reason. Not to mention, he is always getting Oga, his guardian in the human world, into trouble with stronger men, and this little baby always has to get him out of it. But, this baby can fight, and in some odd ways. One of his oddest methods of attack is his urine, which is said to appear very rarely, but when it does, he urinates so much, that it could flood an entire village. Yeah, so we have a demon baby who literally pisses a river. Way to go, Japan.
#8: Satan from Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny
A devil that plays the guitar- Wait, this sounds familiar. Okay, so, why is this devil better than the devil from Guitar Hero III. One (Or rather two) reasons… Jack Black and Kyle Gass are the guys he is up against… That is awesome. The Devil was mentioned in a story about the creation of the Pick of Destiny, a legendary guitar pick forged from the Devil’s chipped tooth used to play some of the greatest songs in the history of rock. Once Tenacious D find and break it, the Devil comes, and nearly kills them, but he is then forced into a rock off with them. And the Devil, let me tell you, plays a masterpiece of rock music, as Tenacious D says. So, what does Tenacious D do to beat him… By singing what sounds like gibberish and jumping around. It’s pretty stupid. All I can say is that this is a pretty funny scene, and that the Devil makes it all the more funny.
#7: Inuyasha from Inuyasha
Oh man, let me tell you, this one fills me with a lot of nostalgia when I woke up and watched this show at 6 in the morning when I was a kid. Inuyasha is a demon who would refuse to back down from a fight, though he was known for doing whatever he could to defend those he cared about, even if it put him in even more danger than what he was in. However, when he is not fighting, he is just some hotheaded jerk who would hit anyone just for annoying him, even kids at one point. However, as a demon, he kept this a secret, because he was sure that letting out the fact that he was a demon could get him killed, which it nearly did on the night of the full moon (Which would take much more time to explain than what I have to make this article). Inuyasha is a powerful fighter, and a good friend, making him one of the more heroic demons on this list.
#6: Dante from Devil May Cry
I couldn’t help it. I know he is only half-demon, but demon is still a demon, so he is going on the list. However, due to the fact that he already appeared in my Top 15 Favorite Video Game Character’s list, he can’t make the top five. However, he is still a major badass. After being a loveable cocky douchebag in the first two games, he came out more mature, but still a loveable cocky douchebag. All this guy does is kill demons and loves to make fun of it, easily making him one of the funniest video game characters, while at the same time, being one of the most awesome. And, just to ease confusion, this whole time, I was talking about Dante from Devil May Cry’s 1, 2, 3, 4. Not that god awful emo Dante from DMC. Anyway, Dante is an awesome character, who fights demons, and cracks jokes about it, and he is still one of my favorite video game characters.
#5: Scanty and Kneesocks from Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt
FINALLY, I get to talk about these two. Scanty and Kneesocks (Or, the Demon Sisters) Only care about rules and order. However, the way they try to achieve these goals are pretty tyrannical, controlling everyone around them, and creating demons in the process. The funny thing though is, Panty and Stocking weren’t interested in the demons. They just wanted to get at the Demon Sisters because they wanted order, and the Anarchy Sisters were all “Oh, to hell with that. Lets mess them up”. I also really like the designs of the Demon Sisters… Then again, I like all of the designs in this anime, so that isn’t saying much… Um…… I think they both have some kind of cream and foot fetish? Is that enough information to move on… I hope so, cause I am.
#4: Hellboy from Hellboy
Oh hell yeah. Never in my life have I ever heard such an intimidating voice be used on a good guy before. Probably because I always imagined Ron Perlman to voice someone evil… Oh right, he did (Slade from Teen Titans). Anyway, back on topic. Hellboy was found as an infant after Nazi soldiers tried to bring creatures from space to their world. Years later, Hellboy grew up to be large jerk with more hormones than a disruptive teen, but kicks more ass than Bruce Lee. Hellboy works with the Bureau of Paranormal Research and Defense, beating the crap out of any monster that threatens human life, even though humans don’t look to kindly to him, since… Well, he’s a demon. Hellboy is a major badass, and, I am so glad that both Hellboy movies have positive reviews.
#3: Sebastian from Black Butler
You know, I was planning on putting this guy as number one on a list for Top Ten anime butlers, but one, I realized there wasn’t that many butlers in anime, and two, this guy really isn’t a nice butler. Sebastian is indeed loyal to his master, Ciel, carrying out every task that Ciel gives Sebastian, and he does it without hesitation. However, behind this, he is really a heartless sadist, who enjoys fighting at his master’s orders, and even once delayed saving Ciel, as he enjoyed the sight of it. He also sees no good in anyone, even claiming that his master is a spoiled brat who treats his butlers with little respect. Not to mention, he is actually fascinated in humans, since he is a demon, who lacks caring emotions. I may not have seen Black Butler, but DAMN IT, I WANT TO NOW!
#2: Lucifer from Dante’s Inferno
This is the closest representation to the actual devil we have on this list. Not to mention, the design of him is freaking awesome…. Could have done without the giant devil penis however. Anyway, Lucifer’s goal was to lure Dante (No, not the Devil May Cry Dante, obviously) to Hell, so Dante could break the chains holding Lucifer’s prison. After breaking the prison, and after destroying yet ANOTHER prison, which holds the real Lucifer, the boss fight begins, and it is actually pretty awesome. After that, you then throw him right back into his jail, but, as it turns out, he is not truly dead, so it is unknown if he is really defeated. Still, it is awesome how well they portrayed Lucifer as the actual Bible description, and I love everything about this guy… Except the penis… obviously.
#1: Pazuzu from The Exorcist
Okay, here we are. And JESUS, I couldn’t have picked a scarier demon. First off, this demon is possessing the body of a young girl, something that is full of innocence and life, and the devil just goes right ahead and possesses it. But what he does in her body is just screwed up. He twists her head, makes her shoot projectile vomit, swear constantly, attack others, twist her body in some of the most terrifying ways possible, and basically try to fight off the priests who are trying to get Pazuzu out of her. But, the reason that I put Pazuzu at the number one spot is because this was the only demon on this list that actually terrified me. The fact that a deadly demon from hell can possess an innocent girl is just horrifying. Not to mention (SPOILERS) The only way he is defeated is when he possess the body of one of the priests, a very holy man, I should remind you, and the priest kills himself just to get rid of the demon. That is terrifying. And that is what makes Pazuzu the number one demon on this list… Okay, nitpick, but his name is stupid…. Just had to say it.
Well, there you have it. Did you enjoy the list? Tell me what you thought of it below. With that said, I will see you all next time
Remember how great Nightmare on Elm Street? Remember the mystery of Freddy and how the reveal turned out to be rather creepy? Remember all the creepy special effects that, while limited, managed to make the movie even scarier. Well, thanks to the remake done by Michael Bay, we can throw all those out the window, because I got for you all, not a Nightmare on Elm Street classic, but the 2010 remake of the same name, and let me tell you, it sure is a scary movie… For completely different reasons.
Now, while Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2003 wasn’t really a good movie, it at least had SOMETHING...
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Now, while Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2003 wasn’t really a good movie, it at least had SOMETHING...
We all play games to actually get away from all the pointless chores of reality. Sadly, though, there are moments in games that throw us right back into reality by making us do the same chores as in reality. Now, a few rules before I begin. Only one game per franchise and only games that I have played. Now, with all that said, lets start the list.
#10: Survivor Chores from Dead Rising - Now, this really isn’t pointless, as saving survivors does get you a new weapon, levels you up, or gives you money. However, there are THOSE survivors. You know the ones, the ones that will refuse to...
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#10: Survivor Chores from Dead Rising - Now, this really isn’t pointless, as saving survivors does get you a new weapon, levels you up, or gives you money. However, there are THOSE survivors. You know the ones, the ones that will refuse to...
…. I suck at keeping a schedule
Would it even matter calling this SWERY month at this point? It’s more like the SWERY Marathon. I apologize for this busted ass schedule. Needless to say, I am going to stop with these big month long events because I can’t seem to pull them off properly no matter how hard I try so I’m not gonna be celebrating these things for a month. I will have special events still, sure, but just nothing that has a dedicated schedule. Maybe just four things in a row. And with that said, we move on to the final game in the SWERY horror roster. We had many games...
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Would it even matter calling this SWERY month at this point? It’s more like the SWERY Marathon. I apologize for this busted ass schedule. Needless to say, I am going to stop with these big month long events because I can’t seem to pull them off properly no matter how hard I try so I’m not gonna be celebrating these things for a month. I will have special events still, sure, but just nothing that has a dedicated schedule. Maybe just four things in a row. And with that said, we move on to the final game in the SWERY horror roster. We had many games...
So, Halo 2 was a pretty good game, I don’t think anyone will deny that. But I always realized something. There was a two at the end. So where could I find a copy of the first one. Every retailer I went to as a kid had Halo 2 everywhere, but little copies of Halo 1. And then, one day, I finally got my hands on it. And it was even better (In some ways).
I think the reason I liked Halo 1 better than Halo 2, despite Halo 2 clearly being a step up, both graphic wise and variety wise, was just how mysterious and mystical Halo 1 felt in a way. The game opens up with Master Chief being woken...
Another movie changed up this week and this one isn’t technically a cult film. Boy, now the schedule is useless and the name of Cultober is useless. That being said, who wants to talk about Halloween, a franchise that hasn’t had a good movie since the first one forty years ago. Well, low and behold, we may have gotten something great. After years of bad sequel after bad sequel, could 2018’s Halloween finally be the film we’ve been waiting for? Let’s find out. Also, this is a spoiler free review, so don’t worry.
The film takes place forty years after the events of the first...
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The film takes place forty years after the events of the first...
Henry: so... what are you working on?
Simon: none of your concern
Henry: can I help?
Simon: why should I let a insecure 19 year old with no experiences with science help me?
Henry: point taken
Simon: why are you in here?
Henry: I just want to know what you are making!
Simon: a cure for cancer
Henry: how will that help the war?
Simon: not every thing has to be about war... it will help the lives of millions! and some might see the day this chaos ends...
Henry: ok then... whats the progress?
Simon: dead-fuc*ing-end
Henry: welcome to my world
Simon: none of your concern
Henry: can I help?
Simon: why should I let a insecure 19 year old with no experiences with science help me?
Henry: point taken
Simon: why are you in here?
Henry: I just want to know what you are making!
Simon: a cure for cancer
Henry: how will that help the war?
Simon: not every thing has to be about war... it will help the lives of millions! and some might see the day this chaos ends...
Henry: ok then... whats the progress?
Simon: dead-fuc*ing-end
Henry: welcome to my world
Vroom in the Night Sky is considered by many to be the worst game on the Nintendo Switch, let alone one of the worst games ever. Developed by Poisoft, a studio that clearly doesn’t speak English, Vroom in the Night Sky was once a Wii U exclusive, but was able to crawl it’s way out of the bargain bin console and onto your Nintendo Switch. I want you to let that sink in. Trash like Vroom in the Night Sky was able to survive the Wii U and yet Wonderful 101 remains trapped on there. This was the game that was considered better than Vroom in the Night Sky. May god forgive us all.
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