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Walter: (Tosses a stack of a thousand dollars onto the counter)
Lenny: What’s this?
Walter: This, buddy, is my latest paycheck
Lenny: So I take it you got a new job?
Walter: Hell yeah. I made more money than ever before
Lenny: So, what kind of job did you get
Walter: Well…

Bishop: A robber?
Phillip: Yeah. We bought some masks, spray painted a few guns, and now we make hundreds of dollars
Bishop: That… is the most awesome thing ever

Lenny: A robber?!
Walter: What? What’s wrong
Lenny: (Putting a closed sign on the door) What’s wrong?! You robbed a gas station and decided to bring the money here
Walter: Hey, don’t worry. I wasn’t caught, and they never saw our faces
Lenny: Do you know how easy it is to find criminals nowadays
Walter: Don’t worry. They probably said it was a middle class black man. I’ll be fine as long as I keep quiet about this
Lenny: I hope your right. I wouldn’t want anyone getting any ideas.

Phillip: I know. They never saw it coming. I’m just glad no one caught us
Bishop: Man, you guys are so awesome. It must have been like something out of one of those action movies
Phillip: Well… kinda. Just a lot more dangerous than I would have thought

Walter: (Driving down the street at night, while listening to the radio)
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(A black Rolls Royce drives up behind him)
Walter: I wonder who that is
(The car slows down)
Walter: (Waves for him to go up front)
(The car drives in front and stops)
Walter: What the hell?
(Three dressed men get out of the car and walk toward Walter’s car)
Walter: Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap (Puts the car in reverse and drives down the road)
(The three men get back in their Royce and begin to follow him)
Walter: (Turns the car and starts driving off)
(The three men chase after Walter)
Walter: Oh God, oh God, oh God (Tries to call Phillip)

Phillip: (In the car with Bishop, smoking marijuana)
(Phillip’s phone rings, but he ignores it)

Walter: Goddamn it, Phillip (Puts his phone away and keeps driving)
(The three men begin to catch up to Walter)
Walter: (Speed up, trying to lose them, but his car isn’t even nearly as fast)
(A second car drives out in front of Walter)
Walter: What the hell! (Stops the car)
(The men behind him get out of the car)
Walter: (Steps out of the car quickly and holds his hands up in the air) Look guys, I don’t want any trouble
Dressed Man: Where’s the money?
Walter: Uh… what?
Dressed Man: Where is the money? I want to know! I was told that my men had my money stashed in a car parked in an alleyway. That was the last thing he said before he was shot. And I believe I saw a pretty crappy car on the news fitting the design of that car right there
Walter: (Whispers to himself) Oh crap, that ended up on the news? (To the guys) Okay, I know what you may be thinking, but I didn’t kill the guy
Dressed Man: I know. It was one of Sanchez’s boys
Walter: Sanchez? Who is this Sanchez guy-
Dressed Man: Shut up
Walter: (Nervous) Okay
Dressed Man: Now we know that you have our money, so where is it
Walter: Don’t worry. I have it right here (Hands him the thousand dollars he had)
Dressed Man: Last I checked, there was fifty thousand dollars. This is just one thousand.
Walter: Well, the rest is at home and the rest are with my friend
Dressed Man: Interesting. What do you say we go and get it. We’ll drive you there
Walter: Hey, that sounds like a good idea (They walk to the car)
Dressed Man: Tell me, are you claustrophobic?
Walter: Well, I really wouldn’t say so, but- (The other two grab him and stuff him into the trunk) Hey, what the hell do you pricks think you’re doing. Get me the hell out of here
(The three men get into the car and drive off)

Walter: (Sitting in the trunk) Jesus. I wonder how many bodies got stuffed into here (The car stops) Why are we stopping
(Muffled shouting can be heard)
Walter: What is going on?
(Gun fire is heard)
Walter: Okay, that’s gunfire. Why do I hear gunfire?
(The gunfire gets louder)
Walter: Why is it getting louder?
(Bullets hit through the trunk door)
Walter: (Panicking) Okay, now is a good time to loose it (Kicks the trunk) Someone get me out of here (The trunk opens due to being weakened by the door) (Walter falls out as a car speeds off) Oh god. Where the hell am I? (Looks around and sees the three men dead) Oh god. Oh my god. Oh, this is bad (Sees a small wallet on the ground. He takes it, and runs off in the opposite direction, and out of the alleyway)

Walter: (Sitting in a taxi cab) (His phone rings) Hello?
Phillip: Hey, Walter?
Walter: Phillip? Listen, I need to talk to you? Where are you?
Phillip: I’m at the police station
Walter: Don’t move
Phillip: That won’t be too hard
Police Officer: Hey, are you done in there
Criminal: Yeah, some of us have to use our phone call too

Walter: (Sits in the police station waiting room)
African American: I’m telling you, I didn’t fire those guns
Police Officer: We just want to ask you some questions
African American: Then why am I wearing cuffs?
Police Officer: I said WE would ask the questions. Not you
Walter: (Sits in the waiting room)
Phillip: (Walks into the waiting room) Hey, Walter-
Walter: Phillip, I think we screwed up?
Phillip: What do you mean?
Walter: There were these guys, they said they knew about us, and that they want the money, and they said something about Sanchez. I don’t know, it’s crazy. They stuffed me in a trunk and know that we took the money
Phillip: Oh man… What are we gonna do?
Walter: I don’t know. I guess all we can do is take the money and go to these guy’s leader and hand it to them
Phillip: But won’t we be killed if that happens
Walter: Better if I die than have my son get involved. They’d probably use him to have us come to them. What about your mother
Phillip: …. I guess you’re right
Walter: Yeah, I guess I am. I found this next to one of the bodies (Holds out a wallet)
Phillip: Why did you take the wallet
Walter: I thought maybe it could be helpful. Now loon (Shows a small phone number to a man named Ricardo) I think this may be their boss. I say we call them, and arrange a meeting. And make sure you bring the money
Phillip: Alright.
Walter: And remember. Once we’re done with this, we’ll go back to trying to make money, and it will do a better job. And make sure to buy real guns this time
Phillip: Oh come on, they are expensive
Walter: They are not. Anyone can buy a gun. Even the homeless could afford a gun
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Back during the sixth generation of gaming consoles, we got a game called Red Dead Revolver, the original, Red Dead Redemption, one of my favorite games of all time. Now, Red Dead Revolver wasn’t… Terrible. I liked it, in a way, but it was clearly not what everyone wanted. It had you go through linear missions, when everyone was hoping for GTA but with horses. Sure, it’s not a bad game, but everyone was hoping for an open world wild west game… But, little did they know, that there was a wild west open world game that was released… And still, little did they know, because no one I...
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(Phillip and Walter walk down the hall of Ricardo’s building)
Phillip: Walter, do we really want to go back and work for this guy
Walter: He’s got money. We don’t. I think that if we work for him a bit longer, we could make our money back. Besides, I got everything planned out
Phillip: You do?
Walter: Yes. We’ll do just a few more jobs for him, and when we’re sure we’ve got everything we need, we’ll do one last job. A huge heist at a bank.
Phillip: A-a bank heist?
Walter: Yes. It’s the perfect way to get all the money we need
(They open the door to Ricardo’s office)
Ricardo: (On the...
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So, I was looking around the internet… and guess what… THERE ARE MORE BONG CHONG DONG GHOST STORIES! AH HA HA HA HA!..... Fuck my life.
So, the next one I will be talking about is the Bong Chong Ghost 2. So, is this one any better than the original…. lets find out.
So, it starts with yet another nameless character, this time a boy. So, he is waiting in the train station, alone. Gee, you think with a population as big as Korea’s, you’d think more people would be in the subway. Anyway, as he’s waiting, he see’s this woman, who is walking around. She is stumbling around, and the boy...
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Hey, so, I guess this is going to be a recuring thing, it seems.... oh well. Well, I guess I will go ahead and talk about more things that irritate me.. seriously, we must be up to thirty by now.

Stereotypes - Now, these jokes are just some of the stupidest things ever. Literally, there are stereotypes for everyone. Idiots have to be slurred and cross-eyes, which is fucking bullshit (I made a rant about why this is false in my Derpy Hooves review already, so I won't continue it again). If your old, you are very forgetful, also bullshit, because my grandmother is in here seventies, and she can...
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(News show starts)
Announcer: This is R.A.T News, Report on American Tidings
News Anchor: This just in. Eastwood High School has been hit with a dangerous plague. Here to give you this story is our on-the-field reporter, Victoria Hurtless
Victoria: Thanks James. Eastwood has been known for many different things. Its drug busts, its pathetic police, and now, homosexuality. After getting information from a… (Looks over Spacebook on her phone) reliable source, we were able to find that homosexuality has been running rampant in Eastwood. Here is the one who has been giving us this information
Cody:...
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Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Warner Brothers is at it again!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: What did they do this time?
Master Sword: They want to sue us for ripping off this TV show they created called F Troop, even though they gave us permission to do it.
Tom: What?
Master Sword: In one of our skits, The Story Of Corporal Agarn, it's based off of F Troop, and Warner Brothers created...
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We all know Grand Theft Auto for being one of the best selling games out there, and for good reason. It has massive worlds to explore, and many characters to meet. For those who haven’t played GTA… Which is probably none of you, GTA is a game series where you explore a massive overworld and get involved with all sorts of crimes. From being a gang member in San Andreas to joining multiple mob families in GTA IV. But what really sells this game is the exploration. There is just so much to do in each game and so much places to explore. And for those who are truly adventurous, there are tons...
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Now, I have talked about my favorite childhood shows, so, why not talk about the shows that were not a part of my childhood. You know, those shows that were made for adults. Yeah, those shows. Now, the rules are simple. They have to be shows I have watched. Also, no anime, because if I did allow anime, then the whole goddamn list would just consist of that And they have to be for adults. Now, with that said, lets start the list

#10: Family Guy - OH GODDAMNIT, NO

Invader Zim
Invader Zim


REAL #10: Invader Zim - Now, this one is lower on the list because it was on a childrens channel. The show was made...
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Hello everyone, and today, I have a more serious list for you guys. This list is the Top Ten Saddest Games that I have played. Now, I have to had played these games, so if there is a game that you feel should be here but isn't, then I probably haven't played that game. So, with that, lets start. (Quick note, this list contains spoilers for every game on this list. Read at your own risk)

10: Braid - Now, Braid is an indie game that I only recently got into, and I have to say, it is a pretty fun game. The whole point of the game is that your playing as this guy who is looking for this princess...
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Commander Kane: So, let me get this straight. You're anime characters, and you live in a place called Animeland?
Addie: Yep.
Cassie: Watch our show, and you'll see why.
Mily: *Blowing her whistle as she comes towards the humans*
Commander Kane: It's a talking train!
Mily: What's everyone shouting at me for? *Passing the humans* Hey guys, welcome back. I'm Mily, and I'm your hostess tonight. I got back to back episodes of a new series joining our lineup, called Johnny Lightning. Enjoy.

Rabbit Peak, Chama New Mexico.

Japanese People: *Walking alongside a trailer, carrying Type 99 Machine...
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Hello, and welcome to another installment of Hidden Gems, and today, we’ll be taking a look at the third party game from the Wii. Now, I know that third party games for the Wii were… Not the best. Usually, you’d find a bunch of awful party and fitness games. Sure, you get a few good third party games, but they're all kind of… E rated games. They never went to the extreme… But then one game did just that. There was a game on the Wii that decided to push it to the limit and create something rather gruesome and violent for a console as family friendly as the Nintendo Wii… And no, we...
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