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Back during the sixth generation of gaming consoles, we got a game called Red Dead Revolver, the original, Red Dead Redemption, one of my favorite games of all time. Now, Red Dead Revolver wasn’t… Terrible. I liked it, in a way, but it was clearly not what everyone wanted. It had you go through linear missions, when everyone was hoping for GTA but with horses. Sure, it’s not a bad game, but everyone was hoping for an open world wild west game… But, little did they know, that there was a wild west open world game that was released… And still, little did they know, because no one I know has heard of this game… I mean, it’s on this list, so of course they haven’t. And that game was known as Gun (Wow, what an awful name), which got released for all consoles, but I’ll be reviewing the Gamecube version because of course I am.



~Story~

Gun was a game created Neversoft, who did Tony Hawk, Guitar Hero, and… Not much else. I love Tony Hawk and Guitar Hero, but it’s nice to see Neversoft getting more experimental with their games before Activision made them their lapdog and then put them down Old Yeller style because they didn’t want to work on Call of Duty too (Sorry, I just really hate Activision). ANYWAY, Gun follows Colton White, a young man with his father Ned. After a day of hunting, they go onto a steamship, that ends up under attack by hired killers, lead by hired killer Reverend Josiah Reed. Before Ned is killed by the bandits, he tells Colton that he isn’t his real father, and to find a prostitute named Jenny in Dodge City and pushes him off the ship to save him, and thus, starts Colton’s journey to finding out his past. After that, Colton gets involved with Native Americans, corrupted politicians, an evil Civil War veteran, a camp of bandits, poker cheaters, and a band of rebels trying to fight off the corrupted leaders of the west. It’s a wild west story of revenge and trying to find out Colton’s past, and it’s really damn good. They manage to piece together each one of the stories together and allow you to see probably one of the best western stories in video game format. It shows that Neversoft is more than just a bunch of crazy guys breaking skateboards over each others heads and sending their guitars through their car windows. But how’s the gameplay.



~Gameplay~

Now, gameplay for Gun is… functional. Okay, let me explain. Gun is a game that works well. The gameplay is fluent, responsive, and eve fun. But, what I mean when I say it functions is that it’s good gameplay, but just nothing special. Like a bag of chips. It’s not a meal, and it certainly won’t satisfy you, but you still enjoy it regardless. That’s how I describe Gun. It’s a bag of functional chips. There’s nothing that really makes this game stand out. You can fire on horse back… Okay. You can swap between many weapons… Alright. You can slow down time and shoot enemies- Okay, now you’re just pushing it. Slow down time to shoot. That has been done in… Pretty much every third person shooter game ever. You could say slow bullet time was original at the time, but sadly, the first Max Payne game was already out. It’s not a bad game mechanic, but good god, is it not original. You can use your horse to kick enemies a mile away- Okay, that’s kinda funny. Also, you can have the horse powerslide like you’re at the Van Halen concert and just run down enemies. Okay, the horses are the best thing in this game. Their hilarious. Too bad you can kill them if they run out of energy (Yes, kill. They die on the spot). Gun does manage to give you a lot of weapons to work with and have fun with like rifles, pistols, and arrows that explode. Though, the crosshair is a little crappy.



Gun also manages to give you plenty of side missions to do and many things to try out in the world instead of just the usual story mode. See, it’s totally a GTA game. You can go around hunting rare animals, which could have been tedious, but I find a little bit of fun with it (Except when they run away, goddamn animals). Sure, it ain’t like Red Dead Redemption where there’s more of a challenge, but it’s fun. Or tolerable at least. You can also go around hunting for bounties, and bringing the bounty back alive gives you more money than just killing them, which is very good when you need to buy all of the upgrades in this game. Bounties, doing jobs, or just finding big chunks of gold are the only way to get money in this game. And don’t worry, it’s easy to find gold chunks, which will give you a whopping $20… Remember, that was a lot of money back then. You are also able to escort people around town, and, for whatever reason, the day these people come into town is the day the worst possible thing is happening. I mean, really? You couldn’t choose to do this at a different time. You are also able to do some work for the town sheriff to help make the west a little more bearable, or help the single farmer with his crops… But you have to deal with bandits, so it’s not too boring. What I’m trying to say is, for an open world game in a time when open world games were only done by Rockstar and whoever made True Crime, this was quite a lot for it’s time. Granted, not as much as Rockstar, but enough.



Alright, so, the gameplay is decent and the variety is good. How’s the open world? Small. Like, really small. There’s a total of two locations, maybe four if you count the rebel camp and the SMALL Indian camp, a mountain region, a grassland, a forest, and sand. Lots and lots and lots of sand. This overworld is so damn small, and with barely anything in it besides some sand, rocks, animals, oh, and crazy bandits who want to kill you. “But this was an older game-” Sorry, but San Andreas was just barely under a year old when Gun was released, and that overworld was huge. Maybe it’s different on other consoles, but still. Okay, so the world and the gameplay may have issues, but their not the worst thing. But when it comes to the story, it’s really good. Like, really damn good. If you aren’t a fan of the gameplay, I assure you that you will want to continue just for the story alone it’s so good. It manages to keep you interested from the beginning to the end. Unlike… Other games that has Activision’s fat fucking name on it.



~Ending~

~SPOILER WARNING~

So, as it turns out, Colton is actually not Ned’s son (Duh) and is actually a Native American whose parents were killed by the game's antagonist, Thomas Magruder, who was in the Civil War at the time he killed Colton’s parents, and Ned was in Magruder’s platoon when he killed them, as Magruder was looking for the city of gold, Quivira, at the time of the war, and continued to do so afterward, using his power and money to gain control over Empire City, a major town in the west, and build railroads across it to help find it easier. Why did he kill Colton’s parents……. I don’t know. Not everything has to be explained. You are told this by Many Wounds, a Native American who witnessed the death of his and Colton’s parents when he was just a baby, and now Colton wishes to avenge their deaths and kill Magruder. But of course, Magruder manages to find the city of Quivira, so you must fight him in here, and in true obscure game fashion, the final boss has to be terrible. You can’t shoot Magruder since he is wearing powerful knight armor (I’m not kidding), so you must blow him up by shooting the dynamite he throws, and it is VERY specific how you shoot it, and if you aren’t careful, you will die… And I did. I soon found out you weren’t supposed to shoot Magruder, but actually the rocks above him to cause a cave in. Thankfully, he isn’t a long boss, so you won’t have to suffer long. After you do this enough times, the walls will begin to collapse, and Magruder will have his leg stuck under a rock. Colton leave’s Magruder to be crushed to death and escapes, as Quivira is covered up with rocks and lost forever, and Colton and Many Wounds finally allowing their family to rest in peace. And if you beat the story and complete the game 100%, you will be awarded with a horse that never dies and the strongest shotgun in the game. Oh, that’s real handy. Give me the most powerful items after I just beat the game. A little late, don’t you think? Oh well, Gun was still a fun game.



~Legacy~

Sadly, not much else is known about Gun. It got released on the Xbox 360 when it came out, but that’s about it. But don’t you worry, it did get remembered for one thing. It was described by the Association of American Indian Development as offensive garbage for having Native Americans as enemies for the first half of the game. Oh, that probably didn’t help this game much. There were rumors of a sequel to this game, however, or so people say. There were posters that said Gun: Magruder’s Ghost in Tony Hawk: Proving Ground, as well as an easter egg that read Gun 2 in the DLC for Call of Duty: Ghost. Seeing as how Batman: Arkham Asylum had an easter egg that clearly was mentioning its sequel, Arkham City, it’s not hard for people to believe this could happen. But, I know what to expect from Activision and it’s games that aren’t Call of Duty. They’ll either ignore it, or just make it a pile of shit, and that’s how Pro Skater 5 was made... Also there was this weird PSP one called Gun: Showdown. I never played it, so I don't know

~Verdict~

Gun was a game that was too good to be true… And Activision reminded us that it was the case. Gun wasn’t remembered, didn’t sell well enough to get noticed, and was more remembered for being possibly-but-not-really anti-Native American propaganda than an enriching western story. If you want to play a game that has one of the best stories and pretty good but nothing new gameplay, than I Think you’d love to give Gun a try. So, with that being said, I give Gun the ranking of Hidden Gem. Goodbye.
Oh, boy, another Alpha and Omega fanfic. This time, it’s a creepypasta, known by the name Eyeless. Is it as bad as Lily’s Opposite Side…….. Okay, maybe no Alpha and Omega fanfic is worse than Lily’s Opposite Side. Is Eyeless bad? Lets find out.
So, it starts with Humphrey being in a house he finds…. How does he find it, why does he stay in it, what purpose does this place have, are none of these questions getting answered? I bet the last one is a big fat no. The first paragraph - THE FIRST PARAGRAPH - and it already has problems. So, Humphrey sees this picture of a family of wolves...
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Hello, everyone, and welcome to my Top Ten Lovable Douchebags in Video Games. So, what makes a character a douchebag. Well, they have to do a bunch of horrible things, and feel no remorse. But, what makes a lovable douchebag. simple. Its the same thing, but their antics are so great, you can’t help but like them. So, today, I present the ten douchebags we can’t help but love

#10: Luis from Resident Evil 4 - The first time you meet this guy, all he wants is a cigarette. Yep, he’s funny already. And, if you were stuck in a village filled with insane, murderous villagers, would smoking be...
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Tim: Finally, a peaceful song that won't cause controversy.
Wayne: Did someone say controversy?! *Punches Tim*
Coffee Creme: *Punches Commander Kane*
Liam: *Hits Derek with a chair*
Lewis: We're the good guys!
Liam: It's the song man! I can't help it!
Mily: *Watching the fight* Well, looks like I'm hosting again. Why does everyone fight over the song?
Blossom: I don't know!
Buttercup: *Shoots Blossom with laser vision*
Mily: Ouch. I better show you the schedule before I get attacked. Enjoy! *Takes off quickly*

8 PM - Now

Johnny Lightning
Gran Turismo

8:30 PM - Later

Six Shooters 4

Langley Virginia,...
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Sonic: *Playing with a laptop as it plays music* I am the DJ. Party on until the show starts.
Wayne: *Dancing with Ms. Heart*
Leon: What are we supposed to do?
Stan: We are talking trains.
Sebastian: We cannot dance like anyone else at this party.
Xavier: I guess we need to be patient, and wait until the show starts then.
Sean The Hedgehog: Agreed. While my cousin plays the role of being the DJ, I shall be your host tonight for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I'm Sean The Hedgehog from On The Block, and here's our schedule tonight.

8 PM

On The Block - Back2Back

8:30 PM

Thomas &...
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Running from Chicacolt to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run by thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 4: Show business

October 3, 1950

Pete: *driving train at 10 miles an hour, then stops* Hello. I'm the controller of the Union Pacific. This engine I'm driving is not only fast, but it's the world's largest engine, and can pull a train five miles long. The Union Pacific. Power in everything.
Director: Aaaaand cut!! That was excellent.
Pete: Thank...
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I have not played many Metroid games. I played two of the Prime games… And Other M, regrettably. But it is a pretty fun game to play. It’s far more mature than most of Nintendo’s other works and a very quiet game. And I think the silent protagonist of Nintendo’s usual main characters has never worked better than with Samus.

#30: Samus Aran from Metroid



Samus is a renowned bounty hunter in the galaxy who is usually tasked with hunting down the Space Pirates and their leader, Ridley, while also dealing with other disturbing things in the galaxy, like the genetically created monsters...
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Shredder: *Playing guitar*
Kevin: *Playing drums*
Ponies: Green Hay!
Leon: Green Hay?
Stan: That sounds familiar.
Sebastian: I wonder why.
Xavier: I think it's My Little Pony's parody of Green Day.
Leon: Ah.
Rainbow Dash: *Enjoying the music* That's my brother on guitar, and this is your host for tonight's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. We have two episodes of Ponies On The Rails coming up, with an episode of Gran Turismo. See you out on the streets as I play Julia Rose.

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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog...
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Henry: *Going cross-eyed as he pulls a freight train*
Gangster Ponies: *Standing behind two panel vans, pointing Tommy-guns at Henry*
Henry: Duh, that's not supposed to be there.
Gangster Ponies: He's not stopping! Get out of the way! *Running off the train tracks*
Henry: *Pushes the panel vans out of his way*
Pete: Well. I thought they would try to rob one of my trains.
Stylo: Don't give them any ideas sir.
Gangster Ponies: Forget it. We've seen enough trains for one day.
Mr. Nut: How about talking peanuts? Hi. I'm Mr. Nut, from The Nut House, and I'm your host on this fine evening. Our...
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I do love me some Mahvel. Memes aside, Marvel Vs. Capcom is probably one of my more prefered fighting games (Despite the fact that I am utter trash at it). So, with Marvel Vs. Capcom Infinite coming out soon, I expect the roster to be even bigger than previous games. With that in mind, we don’t have much news about characters that could be in the game, so most of it is left up to interpretation. All we know is that the characters from the Infinite trailer, Captain America, Ryu, Iron Man, Morrigan, and new characters, Captain Marvel and Mega Man X, are confirmed for the game. But there’s...
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Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.

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SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A Star Wars Fan Fiction

Starring Louis Bodine as John Smith

Sean Bodine as Morris Schaffer

Emma Watson as Mary in

Where Eagles Dare

An Imperial Landing Craft was flying through a planet covered in snow, 18 inches thick.

Also starring Keith Wickham as Colonel Turner and Simon Greenall as Admiral Roland

And Rob Rackstraw as Colonel Kramer

The Landing Craft continued to fly as it was getting towards some mountains.

Tom Kane as General Rosemeyer
Jesse Neighbour...
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Yep, it’s that time again. The time when I look at video games and discuss with you all the psychotic killers that come from them. Why? Because reasons. I swear, I should have just made a top fifty, because I wouldn’t be surprised if there were fifty murderers in video games. Oh well. Here is another list of them. As always, only one killer per franchise and only from games that I have played. Also spoilers for Deadly Premonition, A Wolf Among Us, L.A. Noire, and Ace Attorney: Justice For All. With all that said, let’s start the list.

#10: Naughty from Naughty Bear



Let’s just forget...
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#90: Another



Now, when people think of good horror anime, they usually think of When They Cry, Elfen Lied, or, hell, even Death Note. And, while all those are amazing choices (As you’ll see later on), Another is an anime that seems to be overlooked… Why is that. I tried asking this question with anime fans, and yet, even they don’t know why. It’s a shame, because Another is a great horror anime. The anime is about a boy named Koichi Sakakibara who goes to a new school in class 3-3, where he then meets a girl named Mei Misaki, who is ignored by the class. But then, students in the...
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Now, I love Nintendo. It’s my favorite video game company out there… However, even the best company can make mistakes at some point. So, today, I am going to talk about the biggest mistakes Nintendo made

#5: 3DS Release - Now, lets talk about a more modern mistake. The 3DS is a pretty fun device, and I actually kinda like it. However, the 3DS wasn’t always loved. The 3DS was released on February 16th, 2011, with a price of THREE HUNDRED DOLLARS! WHAT!? Yeah, they sold this things, which normally should cost $150, at the very least, and they made it the price of what you could pay for a...
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Afried that's all I got for episode one.. But too keep you guys into it. I'll post episode 2 into the same article.. But till then, here's a collection a "Best of 'my' Merle" because he won't appear in the next epiode, and I won't be making any other ones..

T Dog: (Accidently drops the keys)

Merle: MOTHER FUCKER! YOU DID THAT ON PORPOSE!

T Dog: I'. Sorry! (starts running off)

Merle: Get back here! I'm gonna kill you man!.. I'm not going to lie down for some frat boy bastard with his damn henley smoking his sticky buds out of a soda can while watching his favorite downloaded Simpson episodes every...
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