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Song: link

People: *Watching the 2016 Powerpuff Girls*

Stop the song, and play this sound effect: link

Tom Kenny: *Appears on the TV screen, and talks in his narrator voice* Ladies, and gentlemen, you finally get to see my gorgeous face. Also, you shouldn't be tortured by the reboot. I'm going to tell you the real story about the Powerpuff Girls.

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Tom Kenny: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards by an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Tom Kenny: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of Blossom*
Villains: *Standing together in a red room*
Powerpuff Girls: *Getting ready to attack*
Villains: *Getting ready to attack*

They ran towards each other, but the villains were not going to win, (obviously.)

Blossom: *Punches Mojo Jojo*
Bubbles: *Punches Fuzzy Lumpkins*
Buttercup: *Kicks Him, making two teeth, and blood fly out of his mouth*

The REAL Powerpuff Girls

Tom Kenny: The City Of Townsville! It's wonderful to say that again.

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Tom Kenny: And we're reunited with The Powerpuff Girls.
Blossom: The REAL Powerpuff Girls.
Bubbles: Hehehe!
Buttercup: When does this boring patrol end?!
Blossom: Calm down Buttercup, something's bound to come our way.

Three goons in a Chevrolet Cruze drifted to the right on an intersection.

Buttercup: Like that blue car.
Blossom: Alright girls, let's get 'em!
Goon 3: *Looks behind them* Boss, it's The Powerpuff Girls!
Goon 1: You both know what to do.
Goon 2: You got it. *Pulls out a rifle*
Goon 3: *Pumps his shotgun, and aims it at Blossom*
Blossom: *Melts the shotgun with her laser vision*
Goon 2: *Shooting at Bubbles*
Bubbles: *Dodging the bullets*

Three bullets were fired, but they only hit a building on the right side of the street.

Buttercup: *Uses her laser vision to hit the 2nd goon*
Goon 2: *Drops his rifle* Uh boss, our guns are gone!!
Goon 1: Then we just gotta lose 'em!! *Making another drift to the right in an alleyway*
Blossom: They're trying to outrun us.
Buttercup: But we're faster.
Bubbles: And stronger.
Blossom: We still need to find a way to slow them down. Take out the tires.
Buttercup: *Takes out both of the back tires*
Bubbles: *Flies in front of them, and takes out the front tires*
Tom Kenny: Yeah, that'll stop them for sure!
Goon 1: *Uses the emergency brake to skid to the left. He goes down the road with no difficulty*
Buttercup: What is this guy, a professional racer?!
Goon 1: *Instantly changes his robber outfit, and is now in a racing suit, with a racing helmet*
Blossom: I got another idea. *Flies to the back of the car, goes under, and picks it up*
Goon 1: Wh-wha-
Goon 2: Where are we going?!?!
Blossom: You'll see. *Flies over the jail, and tilts the car to the left, making the goons fall into the jail*

The song fades away as the next scene dissolves to the front of Town Hall.

The Mayor: Ladies, and gentlemen, it is with great pride that I thank the Powerpuff Girls for successfully stopping the robbery.
Crowd: Hooray! Yeah!!
Powerpuff Girls: Thank you everyone!!

Song (Start at 3:17): link

Tom Kenny: Everyone in Townsville liked The Powerpuff Girls a lot, but Mojo Jojo.
Mojo Jojo: *Leaning on a wall in his observatory*
Tom Kenny: Who lived in an observatory on top of a volcano in the center of the park, did not.
Mojo Jojo: *Lighting a cigar, and smokes it*
Tom Kenny: Mojo Jojo hated the Powerpuff Girls, 24/7/365. Please don't ask why, or he'll make sure you're not alive. It could be that he once lived with Professor Utonium, but was replaced after The Powerpuff Girls were created. You can get more info about that by watching The Powerpuff Girls Movie. However, I think the most likely reason of them all

Stop the song

Tom Kenny: Is that he simply wants to take over the world.
Mojo Jojo: Those girls will not get in my way, because I will stop them. Which means that my plans will be successful, and I will not let those three little girls get in my way. I will defeat them, and rule the world, for I am Mojo Jojo!! *Laughing*

Song (Start at 2:19): link

Blossom: *Flying home with Bubbles, and Buttercup*
Bubbles: All that fame, and fortune back at town hall made me exhausted.
Blossom: Ditto.
Buttercup: I had a ball. The mayor gave us each a thousand dollars for our hard work.
Blossom: At least now we can enjoy the rest of the day at home with the professor.
Tom Kenny: Pokey Oaks, a suburb near Townsville where the Powerpuff Girls live, with the wonderful Professor Utonium.
Blossom: *Lands on the front porch with Bubbles, and Buttercup. They walk through the front door* Professor, we're home!

Stop the song

Professor Utonium: Ah, good evening girls. I made each of you your favorite dishes. Blossom, I made you a meatball sub with parm.
Blossom: Alright!
Professor Utonium: Buttercup, I made you a steak with premium A1 sauce.
Buttercup: Sweet!
Professor Utonium: And for bubbles, a salad with extra cucumbers and carrots.
Bubbles: Hooray!

Also in her salad was lettuce, raisins, and some small orange slices. All three girls had the same drink. Grape juice.

Bubbles: What do you want to do after dinner girls?
Buttercup: Play some Lego Batman.
Blossom: Nah, let's do something outside.
Bubbles: I like playing outside.
Buttercup: Ah, what the heck? I guess we can play catch, and maybe some jump rope.
Bubbles: That's the spirit Buttercup! *Begins to eat her salad*
Blossom: Why don't you join us Professor?
Professor Utonium: I'd love to.
Girls: Hooray!
Professor Utonium: Hahahahahaha.
Tom Kenny: Meanwhile in Mojo's lab.
Mojo Jojo: Yes. Yes! This machine will destroy the Powerpuff Girls! Now I must get my beauty sleep. *Jumps onto his bed, and instantly falls asleep*
Tom Kenny: What does that evil monkey have in store for the Powerpuff Girls? Whatever it is, I'm sure it won't stop our adorable trio. Until then, it's time for a cliffhanger!!

Song (Start at 2:50): link

Blossom: *Flies out of the house with Bubbles, and Buttercup* Time for another good day at school.
Tom Kenny: Or so they thought.
Mojo Jojo: *Operating a robot, shooting missiles at people, and buildings*
Bubbles: Blossom, look!
Buttercup: Forget school, let's take him down!
Blossom: Right. Hit him with everything you got girls!!

They took off at lighting fast speed to attack Mojo Jojo.

Mojo Jojo: *Switches to machine guns, and fires at the three girls*
Powerpuff Girls: *Using laser vision to melt the bullets, making them fall directly towards the ground*
Mojo Jojo: Defensive shield, activate! *Hits a button, turning on his shield*

The girls hit it, and it sent them flying backwards.

Powerpuff Girls: *Turn around, and head for Mojo Jojo again*
Bubbles: That shield can't stay up forever.
Buttercup: We gotta find some things to hit it with, or throw stuff at it.
Blossom: Good idea Buttercup.

Blossom & Buttercup grabbed street lamps. Bubbles went to a junkyard, and grabbed a demolished car. As Bubbles threw the car, Blossom & Buttercup hit the shield with their street lamps. Together, their three objects destroyed the shield.

Mojo Jojo: No! I have lost my shield.
Buttercup: I'll take it from here! *Flies towards Mojo Jojo, raising her fist*
Mojo Jojo: No!!!!!

As soon as Buttercup hit Mojo Jojo's robot, it went flying backwards. Upon landing, all Mojo could see was black, with a few red, yellow, and blue stars.

Mojo Jojo: *Opens his eyes, and sees the Powerpuff Girls standing in front of him* Oh no.
Blossom: Oh yes.
Bubbles: You're in big trouble now Mojo.
Buttercup: Take him to jail!
Blossom: With pleasure. *Picks him up, and flies to jail*
Bubbles & Buttercup: *Following Blossom*
Tom Kenny: I hope you've learned your lesson Mojo. Those girls will never lose to you. So once again, the day is saved. Thanks to...

Song (Start at 0:31): link

The REAL Powerpuff Girls

Starring Catherine Cavadini as Blossom
Tara Strong as Bubbles
E.G. Daily as Buttercup
Tom Kane as Professor Utonium
Tom Kenny as the narrator, and the mayor
Roger L. Jackson as Mojo Jojo

The End

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production from March 26, 2017
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
posted by Canada24
9 AND A HALF YEARS AGO:

Michael is one the many people standing in line at the North Yankton bank.

Michael: Man.. Where's Dr. Kevorkian when you need him?

Lady: Well, if I know doctors, he's probably golfing.

Michael: (chuckles) good one.

Lady: Thanks mister.. I got 'more' jokes in you want?

Michael: Maybe later.

Trevor: (arrives, holding a present box)

Michael: (polite voice to the lady from before) Excuse me for a second.. (suddenly his calm demeanour is changed to an angry one, as he fires a loaded handgun into the air) EVERYONE ON THE FUCKIN FLOOR!

Trevor: (reveals that the present box was REALLY...
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Tapp chases the villain, but is shot dead by him..


#2: DETECTIVE MATT GIBSON (Saw 3D):
Clues left by Hoffman lead Gibson to the observation area for Hoffman's tests of Bobby Dagen, where he is killed by a remote-controlled automatic weapon placed in the room.


#3: JONAS SINGER (Saw 2):
Xavier wanted to work alone, and ordered Jonas to turn around. Not understanding why, Jonas refused and Xavier agressively moved towards Jonas, who misunderstands, and punches Xavier, starting a fight, witch Jonas wins, but due to the still spreading gas, Jonas falls into violent coughing,...
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Okay, this is gonna be a real quick one, but I had to talk about it. It was too good to pass up. So, after years of trash with Resident Evil games like Resident Evil 5, Resident Evil 6, and, god forbid, Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City. Resident Evil: Revelations 1 and 2 were okay. The best Resident Evil game we even got so far was a Wii U remake of Resident Evil 4. Yeah, sadly, a remake was the best we got. People were very upset with Capcom. I mean, with scenes like this, it shows



Oh, just look at that quality. It’s so beautiful. So yeah, people got pissed off at Capcom a lot,...
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People have always been saying how horror movies are just terrible today. Now, I find that hard to believe…. If that fact wasn’t true. Horror movies today are the exact same things. They use the same scare tactics, and the same jump scares. They all consist of ghosts, or serial killers, or zombies, or god forbid, a remake due to lack of ideas. Hell, there wasn’t much going on in 2015. I mean, maybe I could check the best horror movies of 2015. Let’s see here………….



….. Yeah, as you can see, there isn’t much shit to watch. Or at the least, anything good to watch. Sure,...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Mr. Walman: Now listen, lady. We’ve bought the land, and we are going to do what we please
Teacher: So you’re going to tear down our school
Mr. Walman: (Reads the school sign) Eastwood School for the Deaf. Oh, I see now. Well, we can’t let the children go without something. Here you kids are (Hands them all coupons) These are all coupons for our sales on CDs. Okay, let’s get started
Teacher: Wait, how can they-
(A wrecking ball destroys the building)

Cody: (Walking with Wind and James) And then I spilled the burning grease on my arm and had to be taken to the hospital
Wind: That’s probably...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 12

Bad Coffee

October 6, 1952

It was a wonderful day in Cheyenne. The sun was setting, and Coffee Creme was getting close to finishing her work.

Coffee Creme: *walking to train yard*
Jeff: Hi Coffee Creme.
Coffee Creme: Hi Jeff.
Red Rose: Hi Coffee Creme.
Coffee Creme: Hello Red...
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Hello, everyone. My name is Robert C. Ockstain, and I have a something to tell all of you. Today, a group of people were shot up in the subway with an assault rifle. I mean, sure, the rifle was a watergun, and sure, everyone was enjoying themselves until the police came and shot the man. And sure, the man did throw down his gun and the police waited twenty seconds before opening fire onto the man, but this is all because the man in the subway was a psychotic asshole who deserved every bullet he had gotten. And what caused this man to go onto his killing spree that the police heroically prevented?...
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Merry Christmas! Almost! LMAO
Merry Christmas! Almost! LMAO
(♫Christmas tiiiiiime is heeeere, selfishneeeees, and queeeers! :D♫)

(ALRIGHT I'LL STOP NOW. XD)

Windwakerguy430. One of my best friends on here, even if I haven't known him for the LONGEST time. He's a fellow article creator who's pretty much ALWAYS on schedule, and has already made more articles than I'll probably EVER create.

And even if they aren't all perfect, there's plenty of good ones to go around, case in point, this article.

I'll be listing off my Top 5 Favorite Articles from Windwakerguy430, in which we'll examine the best of his best and see which ones are REALLY worth checking...
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La Noire is such a great game. And I am not usually a fan of murder mystery, unless it's the occasional Law and Order episode.
Anyway.
Am I the only one who found this one of the games greatest villains?

I mean, First off he is a villain from the past. Everyone presumed he was gone. But he secretly murders every single victim of the homicide cases, and, after researching who he killed, then frames people who have much motives for wanting the victim dead, and made it seem like it was THEM..

However, Cole is the only one seeing a pattern with the messages on the, most times, striped naked victim....
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posted by Windwakerguy430
~Story~

After losing both his wife and daughter in an unknown accident, Jason Abrams was trying to get away from his old life, not wanting to think of what had happened to them. However, after his car breaks down in a nearby town in the middle of winter, he is forced to stop there for the night. However, after exploring the town for a bit, he finds that it is completely empty. Only after meeting a resident with scars all over his body does he find out that he is stuck in the town of Snowkeep, a long abandoned coal mining city that was said to be the cause of a freak accident. As Jason investigates...
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With the announcement of Resident Evil: Umbrella Corps coming, I am sure all of us Resident Evil players had the same reaction of “ ……… meh”. After the disasters that was Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City, Resident Evil 6, that piece of shit Resident Evil 5, and Resident Evil: Reve- Well, okay, Revelations was pretty good- There hasn’t been much good Resident Evil games lately. So much in fact, that it made me want to play a good Resident Evil game… And what better one to play than the one that has been deemed the best in the series, and for good reason, Resident Evil 4. More...
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Back when I was in middle school, I wasn’t known for having a whole lot of friends my own age. It’s not like I had no friends in general around that time, it’s just that I didn’t have as much as most kids my age did. I was mostly friendly with the teachers, however. I was always able to respect them and they respected me. I remember always visiting my old elementary school on the last Friday of each month. These teachers were just so friendly, and I could tell they were all happy to see me. However, there were a few times when I ran into a teacher that was…. not so happy to see me....
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During my parent's temporary split-up, I was living with my mother at her grandmother’s house. The reason for this is because my dad lived in Middletown. And OH BOY, let me tell you, there is no worse place to live in in the south-eastern side of this Ohio than Middletown. The town was always dirty, there were decrepit neighborhoods everywhere. Gang members were always driving around, prostitutes would come out on the evening like Happy Hour for HIV carriers, and there was at least one gun fired a day. Hell, one gun fire was a good day in Middletown, because you’ll realize that the hospital...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Wind: (Walking down hall when a girl bumps into him) Damn it, what where you’re going
Girl: You watch where you’re going
Wind: ……. Who are you anyway
Girl: I am Amanda. I am the leader of the book club-
Wind: Stopped caring (Starts walking off)
Amanda: Hey, what do you say we ditch class and have some fun
Wind: You had me at ditch class
(Later, at a bowling alley)
Wind: So, when does the fun start
Amanda: Oh, silly. It started hours ago
Wind: Oh… (Sarcastic) Guess I missed that part
Amanda: Hey, can I ask you a favor
Wind: If I say no, will you-
Amanda: Great, I need you to do something...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Running from Chicacolt to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run by thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 1: New worker

Cheyenne, July 26, 1950

Coffee Creme: *walking on platform*
Orion: Hey, are you the new fire mare?
Coffee Creme: Yes.
Orion: Alright, you're working with another pony on that passenger train. You're going to Las Pegasus. Good luck on your first day.
Coffee Creme: Thanks *walks to engine*
Hawkeye: Hi, you must be my new fire mare....
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Link: So, what's the next place we need to go to
Tetra: We need to head to Lenzo's Pictograph Shop to help him out with his desire.
Link: Why do I give a shit about what he desires
Tetra: If we help him, he'll give us stuff
Link: You had me at stuff
(Later, in Pictograph Shop)
Lenzo: (With shaky voice) Hey, young boy, I need your help
Link: As long as stuff is involved, I will
Lenzo: Listen, I'm a creeper, and I like to... take pictures of everyone in town, but, I am under house arrest, so, I need you to go and take pictures of everyone.
Link: So, your telling me to help a creepy psycho by taking pictures...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Rebecca: (On roof with Chuck) Okay, now, lets go over it again. Who are we looking for
Chuck: TK
Rebecca: And why are we looking for him
Chuck: To prove to the world he was the one who started the outbreak
Rebecca: Good. Now, do not forg- (One hour later)
Chuck: So, who are we looking for
Rebecca: I thought I told you not to- (Sees helicopter) There he is
Chuck: Ah ha. I see him. We better go stop him, huh
Rebecca: What;s this we stuff. Your going to fight him, and I'm gonna watch
Chuck: Your always so helpful (Smiles)
(Later)
Chuck (In elevator with Rebecca) Get behind me (Elevator door opens to see...
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Hello, everyone. And, I give you the last of my rants, for now at least. But, for now, lets go over the third rant of things that bug me in this world.

Bed Bugs - Yet another one of God’s mistakes. Though, unlike birds, these fucking things just don’t know when to fuck off. These things have no purpose to exist other than to suck your blood and invade your home. It’s as if they’re a bunch of aliens from outer space stealing your blood to use for testing… but, that’s a little too much. But, seriously, they come into your house, drink your blood, and leave the ugliest set of marks...
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