Song: link
People: *Watching the 2016 Powerpuff Girls*
Stop the song, and play this sound effect: link
Tom Kenny: *Appears on the TV screen, and talks in his narrator voice* Ladies, and gentlemen, you finally get to see my gorgeous face. Also, you shouldn't be tortured by the reboot. I'm going to tell you the real story about the Powerpuff Girls.
Song: link
Tom Kenny: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards by an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Tom Kenny: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of Blossom*
Villains: *Standing together in a red room*
Powerpuff Girls: *Getting ready to attack*
Villains: *Getting ready to attack*
They ran towards each other, but the villains were not going to win, (obviously.)
Blossom: *Punches Mojo Jojo*
Bubbles: *Punches Fuzzy Lumpkins*
Buttercup: *Kicks Him, making two teeth, and blood fly out of his mouth*
The REAL Powerpuff Girls
Tom Kenny: The City Of Townsville! It's wonderful to say that again.
Song: link
Tom Kenny: And we're reunited with The Powerpuff Girls.
Blossom: The REAL Powerpuff Girls.
Bubbles: Hehehe!
Buttercup: When does this boring patrol end?!
Blossom: Calm down Buttercup, something's bound to come our way.
Three goons in a Chevrolet Cruze drifted to the right on an intersection.
Buttercup: Like that blue car.
Blossom: Alright girls, let's get 'em!
Goon 3: *Looks behind them* Boss, it's The Powerpuff Girls!
Goon 1: You both know what to do.
Goon 2: You got it. *Pulls out a rifle*
Goon 3: *Pumps his shotgun, and aims it at Blossom*
Blossom: *Melts the shotgun with her laser vision*
Goon 2: *Shooting at Bubbles*
Bubbles: *Dodging the bullets*
Three bullets were fired, but they only hit a building on the right side of the street.
Buttercup: *Uses her laser vision to hit the 2nd goon*
Goon 2: *Drops his rifle* Uh boss, our guns are gone!!
Goon 1: Then we just gotta lose 'em!! *Making another drift to the right in an alleyway*
Blossom: They're trying to outrun us.
Buttercup: But we're faster.
Bubbles: And stronger.
Blossom: We still need to find a way to slow them down. Take out the tires.
Buttercup: *Takes out both of the back tires*
Bubbles: *Flies in front of them, and takes out the front tires*
Tom Kenny: Yeah, that'll stop them for sure!
Goon 1: *Uses the emergency brake to skid to the left. He goes down the road with no difficulty*
Buttercup: What is this guy, a professional racer?!
Goon 1: *Instantly changes his robber outfit, and is now in a racing suit, with a racing helmet*
Blossom: I got another idea. *Flies to the back of the car, goes under, and picks it up*
Goon 1: Wh-wha-
Goon 2: Where are we going?!?!
Blossom: You'll see. *Flies over the jail, and tilts the car to the left, making the goons fall into the jail*
The song fades away as the next scene dissolves to the front of Town Hall.
The Mayor: Ladies, and gentlemen, it is with great pride that I thank the Powerpuff Girls for successfully stopping the robbery.
Crowd: Hooray! Yeah!!
Powerpuff Girls: Thank you everyone!!
Song (Start at 3:17): link
Tom Kenny: Everyone in Townsville liked The Powerpuff Girls a lot, but Mojo Jojo.
Mojo Jojo: *Leaning on a wall in his observatory*
Tom Kenny: Who lived in an observatory on top of a volcano in the center of the park, did not.
Mojo Jojo: *Lighting a cigar, and smokes it*
Tom Kenny: Mojo Jojo hated the Powerpuff Girls, 24/7/365. Please don't ask why, or he'll make sure you're not alive. It could be that he once lived with Professor Utonium, but was replaced after The Powerpuff Girls were created. You can get more info about that by watching The Powerpuff Girls Movie. However, I think the most likely reason of them all
Stop the song
Tom Kenny: Is that he simply wants to take over the world.
Mojo Jojo: Those girls will not get in my way, because I will stop them. Which means that my plans will be successful, and I will not let those three little girls get in my way. I will defeat them, and rule the world, for I am Mojo Jojo!! *Laughing*
Song (Start at 2:19): link
Blossom: *Flying home with Bubbles, and Buttercup*
Bubbles: All that fame, and fortune back at town hall made me exhausted.
Blossom: Ditto.
Buttercup: I had a ball. The mayor gave us each a thousand dollars for our hard work.
Blossom: At least now we can enjoy the rest of the day at home with the professor.
Tom Kenny: Pokey Oaks, a suburb near Townsville where the Powerpuff Girls live, with the wonderful Professor Utonium.
Blossom: *Lands on the front porch with Bubbles, and Buttercup. They walk through the front door* Professor, we're home!
Stop the song
Professor Utonium: Ah, good evening girls. I made each of you your favorite dishes. Blossom, I made you a meatball sub with parm.
Blossom: Alright!
Professor Utonium: Buttercup, I made you a steak with premium A1 sauce.
Buttercup: Sweet!
Professor Utonium: And for bubbles, a salad with extra cucumbers and carrots.
Bubbles: Hooray!
Also in her salad was lettuce, raisins, and some small orange slices. All three girls had the same drink. Grape juice.
Bubbles: What do you want to do after dinner girls?
Buttercup: Play some Lego Batman.
Blossom: Nah, let's do something outside.
Bubbles: I like playing outside.
Buttercup: Ah, what the heck? I guess we can play catch, and maybe some jump rope.
Bubbles: That's the spirit Buttercup! *Begins to eat her salad*
Blossom: Why don't you join us Professor?
Professor Utonium: I'd love to.
Girls: Hooray!
Professor Utonium: Hahahahahaha.
Tom Kenny: Meanwhile in Mojo's lab.
Mojo Jojo: Yes. Yes! This machine will destroy the Powerpuff Girls! Now I must get my beauty sleep. *Jumps onto his bed, and instantly falls asleep*
Tom Kenny: What does that evil monkey have in store for the Powerpuff Girls? Whatever it is, I'm sure it won't stop our adorable trio. Until then, it's time for a cliffhanger!!
Song (Start at 2:50): link
Blossom: *Flies out of the house with Bubbles, and Buttercup* Time for another good day at school.
Tom Kenny: Or so they thought.
Mojo Jojo: *Operating a robot, shooting missiles at people, and buildings*
Bubbles: Blossom, look!
Buttercup: Forget school, let's take him down!
Blossom: Right. Hit him with everything you got girls!!
They took off at lighting fast speed to attack Mojo Jojo.
Mojo Jojo: *Switches to machine guns, and fires at the three girls*
Powerpuff Girls: *Using laser vision to melt the bullets, making them fall directly towards the ground*
Mojo Jojo: Defensive shield, activate! *Hits a button, turning on his shield*
The girls hit it, and it sent them flying backwards.
Powerpuff Girls: *Turn around, and head for Mojo Jojo again*
Bubbles: That shield can't stay up forever.
Buttercup: We gotta find some things to hit it with, or throw stuff at it.
Blossom: Good idea Buttercup.
Blossom & Buttercup grabbed street lamps. Bubbles went to a junkyard, and grabbed a demolished car. As Bubbles threw the car, Blossom & Buttercup hit the shield with their street lamps. Together, their three objects destroyed the shield.
Mojo Jojo: No! I have lost my shield.
Buttercup: I'll take it from here! *Flies towards Mojo Jojo, raising her fist*
Mojo Jojo: No!!!!!
As soon as Buttercup hit Mojo Jojo's robot, it went flying backwards. Upon landing, all Mojo could see was black, with a few red, yellow, and blue stars.
Mojo Jojo: *Opens his eyes, and sees the Powerpuff Girls standing in front of him* Oh no.
Blossom: Oh yes.
Bubbles: You're in big trouble now Mojo.
Buttercup: Take him to jail!
Blossom: With pleasure. *Picks him up, and flies to jail*
Bubbles & Buttercup: *Following Blossom*
Tom Kenny: I hope you've learned your lesson Mojo. Those girls will never lose to you. So once again, the day is saved. Thanks to...
Song (Start at 0:31): link
The REAL Powerpuff Girls
Starring Catherine Cavadini as Blossom
Tara Strong as Bubbles
E.G. Daily as Buttercup
Tom Kane as Professor Utonium
Tom Kenny as the narrator, and the mayor
Roger L. Jackson as Mojo Jojo
The End
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production from March 26, 2017
People: *Watching the 2016 Powerpuff Girls*
Stop the song, and play this sound effect: link
Tom Kenny: *Appears on the TV screen, and talks in his narrator voice* Ladies, and gentlemen, you finally get to see my gorgeous face. Also, you shouldn't be tortured by the reboot. I'm going to tell you the real story about the Powerpuff Girls.
Song: link
Tom Kenny: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards by an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Tom Kenny: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of Blossom*
Villains: *Standing together in a red room*
Powerpuff Girls: *Getting ready to attack*
Villains: *Getting ready to attack*
They ran towards each other, but the villains were not going to win, (obviously.)
Blossom: *Punches Mojo Jojo*
Bubbles: *Punches Fuzzy Lumpkins*
Buttercup: *Kicks Him, making two teeth, and blood fly out of his mouth*
The REAL Powerpuff Girls
Tom Kenny: The City Of Townsville! It's wonderful to say that again.
Song: link
Tom Kenny: And we're reunited with The Powerpuff Girls.
Blossom: The REAL Powerpuff Girls.
Bubbles: Hehehe!
Buttercup: When does this boring patrol end?!
Blossom: Calm down Buttercup, something's bound to come our way.
Three goons in a Chevrolet Cruze drifted to the right on an intersection.
Buttercup: Like that blue car.
Blossom: Alright girls, let's get 'em!
Goon 3: *Looks behind them* Boss, it's The Powerpuff Girls!
Goon 1: You both know what to do.
Goon 2: You got it. *Pulls out a rifle*
Goon 3: *Pumps his shotgun, and aims it at Blossom*
Blossom: *Melts the shotgun with her laser vision*
Goon 2: *Shooting at Bubbles*
Bubbles: *Dodging the bullets*
Three bullets were fired, but they only hit a building on the right side of the street.
Buttercup: *Uses her laser vision to hit the 2nd goon*
Goon 2: *Drops his rifle* Uh boss, our guns are gone!!
Goon 1: Then we just gotta lose 'em!! *Making another drift to the right in an alleyway*
Blossom: They're trying to outrun us.
Buttercup: But we're faster.
Bubbles: And stronger.
Blossom: We still need to find a way to slow them down. Take out the tires.
Buttercup: *Takes out both of the back tires*
Bubbles: *Flies in front of them, and takes out the front tires*
Tom Kenny: Yeah, that'll stop them for sure!
Goon 1: *Uses the emergency brake to skid to the left. He goes down the road with no difficulty*
Buttercup: What is this guy, a professional racer?!
Goon 1: *Instantly changes his robber outfit, and is now in a racing suit, with a racing helmet*
Blossom: I got another idea. *Flies to the back of the car, goes under, and picks it up*
Goon 1: Wh-wha-
Goon 2: Where are we going?!?!
Blossom: You'll see. *Flies over the jail, and tilts the car to the left, making the goons fall into the jail*
The song fades away as the next scene dissolves to the front of Town Hall.
The Mayor: Ladies, and gentlemen, it is with great pride that I thank the Powerpuff Girls for successfully stopping the robbery.
Crowd: Hooray! Yeah!!
Powerpuff Girls: Thank you everyone!!
Song (Start at 3:17): link
Tom Kenny: Everyone in Townsville liked The Powerpuff Girls a lot, but Mojo Jojo.
Mojo Jojo: *Leaning on a wall in his observatory*
Tom Kenny: Who lived in an observatory on top of a volcano in the center of the park, did not.
Mojo Jojo: *Lighting a cigar, and smokes it*
Tom Kenny: Mojo Jojo hated the Powerpuff Girls, 24/7/365. Please don't ask why, or he'll make sure you're not alive. It could be that he once lived with Professor Utonium, but was replaced after The Powerpuff Girls were created. You can get more info about that by watching The Powerpuff Girls Movie. However, I think the most likely reason of them all
Stop the song
Tom Kenny: Is that he simply wants to take over the world.
Mojo Jojo: Those girls will not get in my way, because I will stop them. Which means that my plans will be successful, and I will not let those three little girls get in my way. I will defeat them, and rule the world, for I am Mojo Jojo!! *Laughing*
Song (Start at 2:19): link
Blossom: *Flying home with Bubbles, and Buttercup*
Bubbles: All that fame, and fortune back at town hall made me exhausted.
Blossom: Ditto.
Buttercup: I had a ball. The mayor gave us each a thousand dollars for our hard work.
Blossom: At least now we can enjoy the rest of the day at home with the professor.
Tom Kenny: Pokey Oaks, a suburb near Townsville where the Powerpuff Girls live, with the wonderful Professor Utonium.
Blossom: *Lands on the front porch with Bubbles, and Buttercup. They walk through the front door* Professor, we're home!
Stop the song
Professor Utonium: Ah, good evening girls. I made each of you your favorite dishes. Blossom, I made you a meatball sub with parm.
Blossom: Alright!
Professor Utonium: Buttercup, I made you a steak with premium A1 sauce.
Buttercup: Sweet!
Professor Utonium: And for bubbles, a salad with extra cucumbers and carrots.
Bubbles: Hooray!
Also in her salad was lettuce, raisins, and some small orange slices. All three girls had the same drink. Grape juice.
Bubbles: What do you want to do after dinner girls?
Buttercup: Play some Lego Batman.
Blossom: Nah, let's do something outside.
Bubbles: I like playing outside.
Buttercup: Ah, what the heck? I guess we can play catch, and maybe some jump rope.
Bubbles: That's the spirit Buttercup! *Begins to eat her salad*
Blossom: Why don't you join us Professor?
Professor Utonium: I'd love to.
Girls: Hooray!
Professor Utonium: Hahahahahaha.
Tom Kenny: Meanwhile in Mojo's lab.
Mojo Jojo: Yes. Yes! This machine will destroy the Powerpuff Girls! Now I must get my beauty sleep. *Jumps onto his bed, and instantly falls asleep*
Tom Kenny: What does that evil monkey have in store for the Powerpuff Girls? Whatever it is, I'm sure it won't stop our adorable trio. Until then, it's time for a cliffhanger!!
Song (Start at 2:50): link
Blossom: *Flies out of the house with Bubbles, and Buttercup* Time for another good day at school.
Tom Kenny: Or so they thought.
Mojo Jojo: *Operating a robot, shooting missiles at people, and buildings*
Bubbles: Blossom, look!
Buttercup: Forget school, let's take him down!
Blossom: Right. Hit him with everything you got girls!!
They took off at lighting fast speed to attack Mojo Jojo.
Mojo Jojo: *Switches to machine guns, and fires at the three girls*
Powerpuff Girls: *Using laser vision to melt the bullets, making them fall directly towards the ground*
Mojo Jojo: Defensive shield, activate! *Hits a button, turning on his shield*
The girls hit it, and it sent them flying backwards.
Powerpuff Girls: *Turn around, and head for Mojo Jojo again*
Bubbles: That shield can't stay up forever.
Buttercup: We gotta find some things to hit it with, or throw stuff at it.
Blossom: Good idea Buttercup.
Blossom & Buttercup grabbed street lamps. Bubbles went to a junkyard, and grabbed a demolished car. As Bubbles threw the car, Blossom & Buttercup hit the shield with their street lamps. Together, their three objects destroyed the shield.
Mojo Jojo: No! I have lost my shield.
Buttercup: I'll take it from here! *Flies towards Mojo Jojo, raising her fist*
Mojo Jojo: No!!!!!
As soon as Buttercup hit Mojo Jojo's robot, it went flying backwards. Upon landing, all Mojo could see was black, with a few red, yellow, and blue stars.
Mojo Jojo: *Opens his eyes, and sees the Powerpuff Girls standing in front of him* Oh no.
Blossom: Oh yes.
Bubbles: You're in big trouble now Mojo.
Buttercup: Take him to jail!
Blossom: With pleasure. *Picks him up, and flies to jail*
Bubbles & Buttercup: *Following Blossom*
Tom Kenny: I hope you've learned your lesson Mojo. Those girls will never lose to you. So once again, the day is saved. Thanks to...
Song (Start at 0:31): link
The REAL Powerpuff Girls
Starring Catherine Cavadini as Blossom
Tara Strong as Bubbles
E.G. Daily as Buttercup
Tom Kane as Professor Utonium
Tom Kenny as the narrator, and the mayor
Roger L. Jackson as Mojo Jojo
The End
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production from March 26, 2017
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
So back when I was talking about Saints Row IV, I mentioned that I prefer the writing of GTA more than the writing of the Saints Row games, but because of the gameplay and the sheer madness you get from the franchise, I was more fond of the Saints Row games. And no game speaks massive volumes of unadulterated fun than Saints Row 2
Being a sequel to a game I did not originally play first, you play as a member of the fallen Third Street Saints gang, who fell apart a few years later due to much more powerful gangs getting involved and the company Ultor cracking down on gangs. So, after escaping...
So remember that time Bioware wasn’t making shit like Anthem, and wasn’t constantly getting flack by everyone for making a god awful piece of shit that was unfun and ruined your consoles and they weren’t on the brink of death every time EA did something stupid?.... So yeah, let’s talk about Dragon Age: Origins
You play as either a noble human, a noble or peasant Dwarf or a peasant or tribal Elf. Due to circumstances in either story, you end up joining the Wardens, a group of soldiers that are able to fight the monsters of this land, the Darkspawn. But due to a traitor among the...
Welcome to the second episode of Cultober II: The Return. Yesterday, we looked at a classic horror film that is regarded for its writing and effects. Now we will be looking at a classic B-monster film that is known for its cheese but loved for its premise nonetheless. Today we will be looking at what many consider the king of classic b-movies, 1958’s The Blob. The original, of course.
Young lovers Steve and Jane are at Lover’s Lane when a meteorite crashes into earth. From within, a gelatinous creature known only as The Blob emerges from within and begins to devour residents of the...
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Young lovers Steve and Jane are at Lover’s Lane when a meteorite crashes into earth. From within, a gelatinous creature known only as The Blob emerges from within and begins to devour residents of the...
When I was twelve years old, I remember my older brother playing the hell out of Batman: Arkham Knight. It looked so cool and a ton of fun to play, but when I played it, I got my ass kicked. Because character action game. But I still liked what I had (Not enough to put on the list, clearly), but I thought, “What if other superheroes got this kind of treatment”. And then Spider-Man came out.
Okay, so I won’t explain much of the plot. You know Spider-Man. I know Spider-Man. We all know Spider-Man. The plot involves Spider-Man getting involved with a terrorist attack and as to fight...
So remember when I talked about how a David Cage game, despite how much of a hack he is, has a better concept of mattering choices than Telltale? Yeah, I still stand by that, despite Cage's lack to tell a story. But that's not to say Telltale games are bad. At least, not all of them. One of my favorites is the very stylish and narrative griping murder mystery of The Wolf Among Us. So let's talk about-
Hi everyone this is DisneyPrince88 and I’ll be doing one of WindWakerGuy430’s top 100 video games for his anniversary
The video game that I’ll be reviewing is one of WindwakerGuy...
So let’s be really clear here. As far as writing goes, and an interesting story, I prefer the GTA games over any other sandbox game. But for replayability, for massive fun, for an overworld that is brimming with personality just begging to be fucked around in, I always prefer the Saints Row games, and none of them is more insane and fun to play than Saints Row IV
So the game is far different from the past games, which was about a small street gang becoming a massive criminal empire. Now said street gang’s leader has become president of the United States. And there’s aliens, espionage,...
Remember back when I talked about Lollipop Chainsaw and said that it was the most decisive game from Grasshopper before another game. Well, this is the now most decisive. Travis Strikes Again, a spin off, not No More Heroes 3, that people either like or hate. And in case it wasn’t super obvious, I love this game
I feel like it is important to remember that this game is a spin-off and not a main series game, and yet everyone still thinks this is NMH3 and a bad continuation. If this game spits on the legacy of the franchise, then Smash Bros, Pokemon Snap, and the entire Persona franchise...
Well this one is certainly going to be a blast from the past, assuming anyone from that time is even alive or even reading this article. In 1920, when movies were still silent films with only a line of text appearing afterward, not much was thought about being done in the horror genre. But low and behold, here comes Germany with one of the most influential horror films ever made, 1920’s The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari. What makes this film such a standout from almost a hundred years ago? Let’s find out.
The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari is told from the perspective of an interesting person by...
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The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari is told from the perspective of an interesting person by...
This is a film I only heard about in hushed whispers. 1988’s Maniac Cop was a slasher film that, among other slasher film titles, went unnoticed when it first came out. Low critical reception sure didn’t help. But it eventually gained a following and many people came to enjoy the film. And so, what do I think of the movie. Is it a possible underrated slasher classic or is it not good. Well, I do like the idea of a police officer being a serial killer, and making it a lot more of a hidden threat, so there is definitely potential here. Let’s give it a shot.
In the middle of the night,...
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In the middle of the night,...
Hello, everyone, and welcome to Whatever Happened To…, where we take a look at gaming's biggest busts, disastrous disappointments, and all of it’s failures, flops, and other alliterations. Games that could’ve been something, only to turn into nothing. And today, we’ll be talking about a little game that shouldn’t even be allowed to exist for reasons we will be getting into on this episode of Whatever Happened To…, and that game, in question, is Too Human.
Too Human was a game created by Silicon Knights, a company founded by the amazing Denis Dyack, and by amazing, I mean he’s...
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Too Human was a game created by Silicon Knights, a company founded by the amazing Denis Dyack, and by amazing, I mean he’s...
