I created these rules for protection, I learned these the hard way


1. Robin's utility belt is not a toy.

(He has tons of fun things in there)

(expecially his grappling hook)

(it was hilarious watching peoples expressions when I came out of nowhere)

(Until I got stuck)

2. Don`t switch Wally`s chips for halipenio.

(The poor kid didn`t know what hit him)

(Artemis and Robn thought it was funny when he spazzed out)

(Wally, not so much)

3. Packing peauts are not food

(*cough*Superboy*cough*)

(just because it shares its name with a nut doesn`t mean it tastes like one)

4. Don`t play the 'guess what I`m thinking game' with Megan.

(remember she can read minds)

(I forgot)

(Until KF asked what we were playing)

5. Don`t call Conner, Supey.

(It`s just Superboy or Conner)

(don`t forget it)

(ehemmWallyehemm)

6. Superboy is not allowed to use knives.

(Conner was cutting carrots up for Megan when he accidentally hit his hand )

(Wally, being the creep he is, decided to use this to his advantage)

(He quickly took a ketchup bottle, and squeezed it all over Conner's hand)

(Megan ended up fainting)

7. "When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the person who made you mad"

(Don't say it)

(Especially to Batman)

(Wally did that once)

(The Batman looked ready to throttle him)

(I couldn't blame him)

(So I punched him in the shoulder)

(Hard)

(He deserved it though)

8. Five hour energy is not for kids.

(Especially those who are super-charged already)

(It causes five hours of intense energy, than your body crashes)

(Not Good if you're on a mission longer then five hours)

(Robin literally fell asleep on his feet!)

9. Hit the other fellow, as quick as you can, and as hard as you can, where it hurts him most, when he ain't lookin'.

(Not exactly the greatest peptalk)

(Especially when they're all about fairness)

(I thought it was pretty funny to watch the faces of the boys!)

10. Don't show Artemis fanfiction. Ever.

(It started as a boredom thing)

(It quickly changed to something more vile)

(Artemis found lots of, uhhh, nevermind)

(I'm getting evil looks from Kid Flash and Robin)

(Let's just say she found a lot of blackmail)

11. It's all fun and games till someone gets hurt, then its hilarious!

(This is a wonderful philosophy for life)

(Although, its not as funny if it happens to you)

(I should know)

(Especially if you're seriously hurt)

(Nevermind, I suppose you should forget that first line)

12. Don't lick the filling out of oreos, then put then back

(1. Its gross)

(2. Megan will go crazy)

(It was funny watching her flip out)

(Until she started questioning the whole team)

(Nobody messes with Megan's oreos!)

13. Don't sing the smurf song

(One of the most annoying songs ever)

(Besides Friday)

(But that's a whole other story)

14. Evil beware, we have waffles.

(Teen Titans anyone?)

(No one got it)

(I told them it was a seeing the future thing)

(The team just looked at me like I was crazy)

15. Don't call Wally Kid Ginger

(It caught on quickly)

(Everyone called him that, especially Flash)

(I still don't know how Cheshire heard it though!)

16. Don't use 'Robin' and 'Jesse McCartney' in the same sentence

(Not my fault)

(they sound alike)

(I thought it was a compliment)

17. Don't mess with Fin's Ipod

(If you want to keep your fingers)

18. Use Nudge's guide to annoy Fang wisely.

(Epsilon learned from that)

(I just video taped it)

19. Don't mention the cinnamon-challenge-incident

(I don't care how funny it was just don't)

(it was really funny though)

(like extremly funny)

(it came out of his nose!!)

20. DON'T SAY SIDEKICKS!!!!

(you'll be locked up in a closet for a week)

(poor Epsilon)

(did we even take him out of there?)

More rules on the way!!!