Adventure Time With Finn and Jake Article: A Warhammer 40k theorie 'bout Adventure Time

A Warhammer 40k theorie 'bout Adventure Time

posted by Raymantlegend

Adventure Time planet earth..

So this article is written by a 40k madman! It's about the "ditch" or "whole" on Adventure Times Earth caused by the mushroom bomb.. It is said that it was the humans folt.. yup. But not just any Humans. Infact it was probably an Imperial Inquisitor who gave the orders.. the orders for an exterminatus! What is an exterminatus? Lexicanum will explain..

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(although you still wont understand nothing 'cause you're probably not all 40k)
Now the order was executed and the planet was bombed (probably 'cause of some heretic scum) Yet Finn survived! Weheyy!! But as the last human.. Now thanks to the toxins from the bombing "Magic" was released on Earth.. pretty cool..
This made all sorts of Objects come to life, like candy! Also Dogs were affected and Lizards were turned into dragons.. Though the Daemons remaned, they lost all sense of memory, responsibility and chaosness so they evolved into golems , giants and trolls.

The Imperium then lost track of the planet and it was forgotten (conviniently) so Finn could grow up and go on adventures. All life could quickly rebuild in relative peace..

You probably understood a load of gobbledigook but that's ok..

(I came to the idea looking at the two pictures.. Exterminatus -
Adventure Time planet earth..)

Exterminatus.. what can I say..

Clue22 I like your theory. It makes sense since the Lich and his minions are clearly not of this earth and could have actually been manmade weaponized biomatter conveniently masked by this imperial inquisitor. The humans might have been at war for many years and the totalitarian decided to use his/her ultimate weapon to abolish the current population of planet Earth. But it couldn't have been Finn who survived. The war was 1000 years ago. He was an infant when adopted by Jake's family so he had parents who were human and living in PA-earth. This most likely meant a small group of humans actually survived, and others who weren't so lucky to stay humans became mutated: hyoomans. Except Susan. You also say this ruler had lost track of the world and was forgotten. Maybe his legacy (descendants) lives on? Maybe one of them is still alive or is Finn? Ahh, theories.

Raymantlegend Crap forgot 'bout the 1000 and 14 years .. sorry! :P 'bout the ruler.. He's the God Emperor who probably lost track of the planet and forgot about it.. and the Lich is most likely some tzeentch daemon prince who came from the warp when a crack opened during the explosion.. nice add on to my theorie (you embrased it neatly despite not knowing 40k) check out my pics for 40k character portraits and awesome quotes..

Clue22 Lol just the word demon prince reminds me of a bratty pubescent spawn of the devil. And sure. When I get a better technological medium other than my crappy phone that loads forever and just generally sucks I'll definitely check them out! :)

dadadas LOL, spoiler alerts, after saying a fantastic theory, u just advertised your cool pics...

Raymantlegend I'm telling the "inspired" people . cough cough .. that if they actually want to see some WH40k characters that I've got good pics to check out.. and btw it's called buisiness.. :D

dadadas Advertising to be short and show off to be true

Raymantlegend show off?! how?

dadadas check out my pics for 40k character portraits and awesome quotes.. , kinda show off, ya think so? (just kidding)

Raymantlegend I see I see .. It's not like I made 'em though..