Is it just me or is SM into brainwashing? She has systamatically taken over the world with her books. Next she will be Americas first ever hem hem SPARKLY PRESIDENT (no offence Barrack you rock) and twi hardiness has been taken to a whole knew level people religions such as CULLENISM yes you guys heard me cul-llen-ism.
Here is the cullenism 10 'commandments'
1.thou shalt wear gold contact lenses-even to sleep!
2. thou shalt only drink cherryade or cranberry juice (bassically its gotta be red)
3. thou shalt not take the lords name in vain (robert pattinson) cept when you are screaming it at his public appearances and in the middle of the night when you are asleep.
4.thou shalt only eat with forks (as in.. well you all know what it symbolises.. hopefully) even soup good luck with that.
5.thou shalt be commited to a mental hospital
6. thou shalt be a spinster forever
7.thou shalt not go to bed without reading a chapter of one of our bibles
8.thou shalt be scary
9.thou shalt drink 8 galleons of water every day because of yuour drooling over robert pattinson
10.thou shalt kiss all of your twilight merchandise 300000000000000000001 times a day.
(5-10 are my own lolage)
I mean I used to be a twihard but not anymore as that is crosssing the line from sanity to insanity in a huge leap!
I mean soon there will be churches preaching the huge sack of dog vomit and they will sing hymns about how sexy and great the cullens are and they will have four bibles twilight,new moon, eclipse and Barfing dawn (sorry meant breaking dawn!)
You know the painted glass with pics of Jesus and god and all holy people that you get in churches well in the twi-church It will be the cullens and mebbe Jacob.
Iknow this sounds scary but it is true some twifans have lost what little dignity and brain cells they had left in their bodies by soing Cullenism!
but since this is turning into a book I'll leave it at that.
If you agree with me Please say why in comments and if you dont please say whay in comments
thank you
Here is the cullenism 10 'commandments'
1.thou shalt wear gold contact lenses-even to sleep!
2. thou shalt only drink cherryade or cranberry juice (bassically its gotta be red)
3. thou shalt not take the lords name in vain (robert pattinson) cept when you are screaming it at his public appearances and in the middle of the night when you are asleep.
4.thou shalt only eat with forks (as in.. well you all know what it symbolises.. hopefully) even soup good luck with that.
5.thou shalt be commited to a mental hospital
6. thou shalt be a spinster forever
7.thou shalt not go to bed without reading a chapter of one of our bibles
8.thou shalt be scary
9.thou shalt drink 8 galleons of water every day because of yuour drooling over robert pattinson
10.thou shalt kiss all of your twilight merchandise 300000000000000000001 times a day.
(5-10 are my own lolage)
I mean I used to be a twihard but not anymore as that is crosssing the line from sanity to insanity in a huge leap!
I mean soon there will be churches preaching the huge sack of dog vomit and they will sing hymns about how sexy and great the cullens are and they will have four bibles twilight,new moon, eclipse and Barfing dawn (sorry meant breaking dawn!)
You know the painted glass with pics of Jesus and god and all holy people that you get in churches well in the twi-church It will be the cullens and mebbe Jacob.
Iknow this sounds scary but it is true some twifans have lost what little dignity and brain cells they had left in their bodies by soing Cullenism!
but since this is turning into a book I'll leave it at that.
If you agree with me Please say why in comments and if you dont please say whay in comments
thank you
