by: JonnaSe, Onceuponaweenie, Diluka96, & Princesslullaby
This article took a lot of deciding and arguing. We feel it's a really important article to write and add to the article section, like so many of the 'favorites' articles and countdowns that have been made lately. It's crucial to make this. It's definitely not just making an article for the sake of making an article.


10.Ariel
Ariel’s knees aren’t there until the second act. They probably smell like fish. And they aren't even REAL knees. They don’t show the true depth and soul of her character. After all, everyone knows knees are the windows to your soul.


9.Mulan
Mulan's knees are probably all bloody and bruised from the war, and they get really sweaty in the soldier uniform, which makes them smell gross. PLUS, she tries to pretend they're man-knees. Why can't she just be proud of her own knees? This says something about the human race as a whole and how we're ashamed to be in our own skin- including knees.


8.Belle
Belle’s knees are french so you know they must surrender a lot, and they’re hairy, probably hairier than the Beast. Plus Belle thinks her knees are too good for Gaston, when they’re really just plain knees. And her knees are weird because they don’t read even though Belle does, do they think they can just get by like that? LEARN TO READ! It's like the people who made the movie didn't care about that fact. It's like a major plot hole!


7.Aurora
Aurora's knees are really overrated. Everyone talks about how great they are but it's for really shallow reasons. They are beautiful but all they do is dance around. Plus, they are enhanced by magic, so they’re not even her real knees. The gift of grace & beauty didn't help


6.Rapoopzel
Her nickname is Rapoopzel because of how poopy her knees are. They're just a rip off of the other princesses knees! THEY DON'T EVEN MATCH HER PURPLE DRESS! Her knees make her more clumsy and she's not even proud of them. It's a disgrace how badly her knees are oppressed.


5.Tiana
Tiana's knees are better. They help her carry trays and hop around like a frog. But frog legs are gross so she can't be in the top 4.


4.Jasmine
Jasmine’s knees bend when she says “I am not a prize to be won"o so you know they are supporting her decision. But they always look so big and poofy because of her outfit. She always hides them. She should be proud of her knees!


3.Cinderella
They bend over to help her work around the house, and support her even in her time of need. They are always there for her. But they're probably dirty and sudsy from washing the floor. Her knees are realistic and relatable. They show her dreamy personality by not being perfect which means the knees have a dream to look better. When she runs from the prince, they help her. They don't stop working, they try to help her run away from him. These are what we call good, reliable knees. When Dimitri was a little kid, he didn't even care that she didn't have toes because she had awesome knees.


9.Snow White
They are dainty, girl’s knees, which means they haven’t been on the ground to help her perform sexual acts. Plus, they were Walt Disney’s favorite knees.
“My favorite knees? Snow White’s. They help dreams come true.” - Walt Disney
You can tell the animators spent a lot of time on her knees. And MY GOD, it was 1937, who has those knees in 1937? We'll tell you, Snow White! Her knees are graceful when she gets on the horse.


1.Pocahontas
When we were little, we ran all the time and our knees had always scars and Pocahontas lives in a forest and her knees are flawless. They are good, strong, dependable knees. A man will take one good look at her knees and know they can help her make babies. When Pocahontas loses her personality in the second act, that's when her knees take center stage and steal the show. They are truly the star of the movie. You can tell the real longing and emotional turmoil her knees are going through. Walt Disney would be proud of her knees and congratulate the creators of her knees on a job well done.