♥ Excuse my laziness. I'm fucking tired.
9. Aurora
They should call her A-bore-a. Hahahahahaha. I have a comedic gift. That was so punny. Anyway, you snooze you lose and since that's exactly what she did for the majority of the film, she gets ninth spot. She seems very sweet and is extremely pretty though. She actually has one really funny moment that people seem to forget.
Phillip: When will I see you again?
Aurora: Oh never! Never!
Phillip: Never?
Aurora: Well, maybe someday.
Phillip: When, tomorrow?
Aurora: Oh no! This evening!
8. Tiana
She's super cute as a kid and has an awesome solo number. Unfortunately she's an animal for a lot of the movie and I always preferred the human centric Disney movies. Also she's a bit of a wet blanket. Come on girl, loosen up. They were probably worried that if they didn't make her super uptight and organized, they'd get accused of racism for making the only Black chick the lazy slob.
7. Pocahontas
Easily the most stunning princess. This girl is so real looking. She's the most beautiful Disney character I've ever seen. She even surpasses Esmeralda for me. Unfortunately she spends most of her time cliff jumping, posing, and running. I wish she was a little spunkier. Poca, it will NOT kill you to smile every once in a while.
6. Cinderella
I love her, she is one of the prettiest princesses. Tied with Poca, in my books. But she is a victim of daily abuse so her personality has been watered down due to her tormented life. I'm sure she gets a bit bubblier when she's in the jacuzzi with that guy she marries.
5. Snow White
Oh my God, this girl cracks me up! She's so fucking annoying and everyone in the movie clearly notices. Like when she sees a chair, she screams and all the animals run out, looking freaked out by her overreaction. And when she's wishing on her apple the old hag is like: Fine, whatever, now take a bite you little bitch! Anyway, I'm a sucker for a super annoying yet somehow loveable character.
4. Jasmine
Not gonna lie, I love her because she's just a tad bitchy. I relate to her because she is just on superbitch mode 24/7. She only lets her guard down when she's with Rajah or Aladdin. I love how she tells Aladdin to jump off the balcony. How many other princesses casually encourage suicide to someone who hasn't really even done anything wrong? HILARIOUS. It's basically Disney lingo for "Go fuck yourself and then die in a hole."
3. Belle
I love how she's just such a loser. It's kind of amusing. She's the first ever anti-social princess. At least she sings well and is selfless. Although I stand by my theory that BATB romantiticizes abusive relationships. Ever heard of Stockholm Syndrome, Belle? IT'S CALLED A KIDNAP VICTIM GROWING EMOTIONALLY ATTACHED TO THEIR CAPTOR. Ring a BELLE? Hahahaha, my second pun in one article. I'm on a roll. I don't really know why I like her. Probably just tradition because I liked her a lot as a kid.
2. Mulan
I technically should like her more than my number 1 because she is super awesome but for some reason my heart will always belong to...
1. Ariel
She's a mermaid. She swims around and looks cool when she's exploring. She sings the best song evaaa. She's adventurous. She's angsty. She's got just a smidge of bitchy in her. She's just the best. End of story, ok?
9. Aurora
They should call her A-bore-a. Hahahahahaha. I have a comedic gift. That was so punny. Anyway, you snooze you lose and since that's exactly what she did for the majority of the film, she gets ninth spot. She seems very sweet and is extremely pretty though. She actually has one really funny moment that people seem to forget.
Phillip: When will I see you again?
Aurora: Oh never! Never!
Phillip: Never?
Aurora: Well, maybe someday.
Phillip: When, tomorrow?
Aurora: Oh no! This evening!
8. Tiana
She's super cute as a kid and has an awesome solo number. Unfortunately she's an animal for a lot of the movie and I always preferred the human centric Disney movies. Also she's a bit of a wet blanket. Come on girl, loosen up. They were probably worried that if they didn't make her super uptight and organized, they'd get accused of racism for making the only Black chick the lazy slob.
7. Pocahontas
Easily the most stunning princess. This girl is so real looking. She's the most beautiful Disney character I've ever seen. She even surpasses Esmeralda for me. Unfortunately she spends most of her time cliff jumping, posing, and running. I wish she was a little spunkier. Poca, it will NOT kill you to smile every once in a while.
6. Cinderella
I love her, she is one of the prettiest princesses. Tied with Poca, in my books. But she is a victim of daily abuse so her personality has been watered down due to her tormented life. I'm sure she gets a bit bubblier when she's in the jacuzzi with that guy she marries.
5. Snow White
Oh my God, this girl cracks me up! She's so fucking annoying and everyone in the movie clearly notices. Like when she sees a chair, she screams and all the animals run out, looking freaked out by her overreaction. And when she's wishing on her apple the old hag is like: Fine, whatever, now take a bite you little bitch! Anyway, I'm a sucker for a super annoying yet somehow loveable character.
4. Jasmine
Not gonna lie, I love her because she's just a tad bitchy. I relate to her because she is just on superbitch mode 24/7. She only lets her guard down when she's with Rajah or Aladdin. I love how she tells Aladdin to jump off the balcony. How many other princesses casually encourage suicide to someone who hasn't really even done anything wrong? HILARIOUS. It's basically Disney lingo for "Go fuck yourself and then die in a hole."
3. Belle
I love how she's just such a loser. It's kind of amusing. She's the first ever anti-social princess. At least she sings well and is selfless. Although I stand by my theory that BATB romantiticizes abusive relationships. Ever heard of Stockholm Syndrome, Belle? IT'S CALLED A KIDNAP VICTIM GROWING EMOTIONALLY ATTACHED TO THEIR CAPTOR. Ring a BELLE? Hahahaha, my second pun in one article. I'm on a roll. I don't really know why I like her. Probably just tradition because I liked her a lot as a kid.
2. Mulan
I technically should like her more than my number 1 because she is super awesome but for some reason my heart will always belong to...
1. Ariel
She's a mermaid. She swims around and looks cool when she's exploring. She sings the best song evaaa. She's adventurous. She's angsty. She's got just a smidge of bitchy in her. She's just the best. End of story, ok?
by: cruella
1998
On the fifth day of Princess
Walt Disney gave to me
Five cursed friends,
four braiding girls,
three fairy spells,
two lucky pals,
and the wisdom of an old tree.
In case you haven't noticed yet, when I put this calendar together, my goal was to make it as international as possible..meaning, it wasn't supposed to feature the holidays of a specific country, it was supposed to feature holidays which are as widely as possible celebrated, or at least well-known. I also tried to find holidays which could be in some way be related to a princess. Hence I picked Rapunzel for May.
As you can see, I...
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Walt Disney gave to me
Five cursed friends,
four braiding girls,
three fairy spells,
two lucky pals,
and the wisdom of an old tree.
In case you haven't noticed yet, when I put this calendar together, my goal was to make it as international as possible..meaning, it wasn't supposed to feature the holidays of a specific country, it was supposed to feature holidays which are as widely as possible celebrated, or at least well-known. I also tried to find holidays which could be in some way be related to a princess. Hence I picked Rapunzel for May.
As you can see, I...
Our heroes.
Anastasia and Dmitri
Stepmothers are always seen as evil or bad in these movies but what if there is another side to the story and they have their reasons for their actions >>>
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Disclaimer: This is for assignment purpose
Source:
Hand, D. (1937). Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs [Film].
United States: Walt Disney Productions.
Geronimi, C., Luske, H., & Jackson, W. (1950). Cinderella
[Film]. United States: Walt Disney Productions.
Greno, N. (2010). Tangled [Film]. United States: Walt Disney
Pictures.
The Queen from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
Lady Tremaine from Cinderella
Gothel from Tangled
