Disclaimer: I don’t find any of the princesses stupid, sure, some of them may be naive and reckless, but not stupid and you know this is true, because I always tell the true, in like all 30% percent of the cases.

Also, I am going to estimate their IQ, in case you don’t know

Below 90 is under average, but I doubt that any of the princesses has that low IQ
90-110 average
110-130 above average
130- considered incredibly smart
150 and more- genius


9.Aurora
Now, it’s unfair to judge about her because we never really got to see what Aurora really is, but from the few things she did in her 18 minutes, I wasn't really impressed with her intelligence. Firstly, that conversation between her and the Philip, I mean, why did she even started to talk with him, it’s not that he approached her totally innocently. And that talk when they will meet, first she said never, he asked tomorrow and she replied tonight, WTF? OK, lets say that she was confused because of staring in his gorgeous face, but what about this: she started to cry after she find out that she has parents, that she is princess and she will never meet the guy who she knew for, what? Half hour. This girl has really mixed priorities.

IQ: 93

8.Snow White
What makes this girl higher than the previous one is that she actually did few smart things in whole movie. For example: she made soup for dinner without recipe, she run away from the prince who had ability to jump over the wall of the castle (which mean he’s a bad-ass because medieval walls were hard to conquer), she didn’t wait for hunter to change his mind, but she ran away immediately, and so on. But of course, there were few stupid things: she went into house recommended by animals, because animals are always right, cleaned the house before the contract for her salary, and ate read apple among all those greenish apples.

IQ:95

7.Ariel
Now, I don’t find Ariel’s deeds proof of her stupidity. I blame bad parenting. I mean that Triton could pay more attention on his daughters, you know tell them wise stories , and other things that fathers do. From what I’ve seen, he was just sitting in his chair and waiting for Sebastian to report his stalkerish activities. The most stupid thing was Ariel’s bargain with Ursula. She should know that Ursula would try to stop her to kiss the prince. She should’ve asked Ursula to not stop her in her way to kiss the prince, like Sinbad asked Eris to give him her word of a goddess. That’s about it.
IQ: 100

6. Pocahontas
I do consider her smart, I really do, I just think she is humble and she doesn’t like to brag about her wisdom. But since she never convinced me that she is smart, I left her this low. No, I don’t consider jumping of a cliff smart, neither staring at the compass for half hour while her beloved is dying, but hey, that’s just me.
IQ: 110

5. Belle
Oh, she reads!But that means nothing to me. From what I remember, she read “Sleeping Beauty”, and “Romeo and Juliet”. Now, I’m not calling that bad literature, but if she was really smart she would read Dante’s “Hell”, or Greek epic. Plus she goes to the West Wing after having an unpleasant contact with scary horrible Beast. But her father invented some cool machines, that gives her extra points. And she does realize that life in small town isn’t the best she can achieve in her life, and that she capable for more.

IQ: 112

4. Cinderella
I don’t know why I find her that smart, she’s just like my grandma, she doesn’t have to do anything to seem wise. It’s mostly because she did nothing stupid in her movie. She was obedient, but that was because she knew it’s best for her that way. She also knew how to behave towards everyone, and she has lot of common sense.

IQ: 120

3. Tiana
This girls lefts nothing to event. No wishing upon the star, no kissing frog (Well, not really, but she was desperate). She has things in her hands. She worked really hard, and apparently, she knew quite lot about economy if you consider that she didn’t go to college. She was on her way to become rich and famous. And I don’t mind her that she didn’t enjoyed in live and was focus only on work, because she knew she will enjoy later, once she is secured.

IQ: 130

2.Jasmine
Oh, this is girls is so amazing, she thinks of solutions really fast and adapts on situation excellently. She did numerous smart things: she pretended to be lunatic so she doesn't get her hand chopped , she figured by Aladdin’s body language that he is the boy from the market , she seduced Jafar to distract his attention. Plus she doesn’t take shit from anyone and sees herself as a person, equal to men, not a pretty shinny prize.

IQ: 137

1.Mulan
Yeah… Don’t look at me like that, I’m not obsessed, I don’t consider her smart because she’s my favorite, actually, she is my favorite because I consider her the smartest, see the difference? Anyway she did numerous smart things: she solved the problem on that picture, she used Little Brother on funny, but effective way to feed the chickens and do the chores, she used her brain, not strength on the training, knowing that that’s her only chance and that she can't confide in strength, and her war strategy was excellent, very creative, so she saved lot of lives and proved to the world that women can be just as good warriors and persons like men.

IQ:140- What?! If Shakira has that much, so does Mulan