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My opinion on which princess are hot and which aren't. Basically a list on who I would bang.


10. Snow White.

She's a munter.

I suppose that's a bit harsh but she has the least bangability out of the all. She's just way too young, innocent and, to be honest, annoying to even consider. And she's not in anyway hot.

9. Cinderella.


She's pretty but she doesn't have any features to be considered "hot" in my opinion. She doesn't have a hot face. She doesn't have a hot body. And she doesn't have any personal qualities that make her bangable. Plus she'd probably run away half way through.

8. Mulan....

Ok so I have heard a lot of conversation over the topic of Flynn and Rapunzel's relationship...now you either like them or you don't I guess is how it goes and I must admit that when I was watching the movie the first time I went "Wow...they fell in love when?!" but the thing is literally if you blink at an exact moment you could miss what really pointed it out in the first place. Here's an analysis of their relationship throughout the movie.

1. In The Beginning:

Flynn was a thief...and self-centered and pretty much just a selfish really cute animated character. All he cared about was his satchel...

Well, Diluka wanted another one, and here it is. Yeah, I don’t follow the order of the movies this time around; I’ll jump a little bit between the earlier and the later ones. And with “The Little Mermaid” I think it’s the best to work through the elements of the story point to point to show, where Disney moves away from the source text and where it (surprisingly) doesn’t. But before we come to that, I want to point out something: The source text is in this case much different compared to the ones of the Grimm fairy tales. Those were a collection of preexisting oral lore. While the...

This took a lot of thinking. I think I changed my mind like 31364684321354652 times, but here we have it! Magicfairydust's prettiest disney princesses. I took into account what the princesses could look like at their prettiest, and also what they usually look like. It was pretty close :)

10. Pocahontas
I know, I know, I KNOW! SHOCKER! but tbh, I really don't think she's THAT gorgeous! I mean, I think she's beautiful in her own way, and she's very exotic, but she just doesn't have enough absolutely gorgeous shots. Oh gosh, I'm going to get so much hate for this one. She has the best body out...

This article was written collectively by: Cromulanfav, CuteDiana, JonnaSe, & Princesslullaby


10.Snow White
Snow White is the girl Esmeralda's trying to fight against being. Snow White is oppressed, naive, lives in happy-dream world, and shows the ideals of a domestic housewife who doesn't do anything besides cook or bake, and can be pretty selfish sometimes. She can't stick up for herself or be independent.

9.Aurora
She would like that Aurora is a little more flirty, witty, and longs for a little more than she has, but overall would have the same issues with her she has with Snow...

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10.Ariel
This will be a little different from the other princesses, because I do think the reasons stated for Ariel have a lot of merit. The fact was, she was being stubborn, irresponsible, selfish, and put her entire kingdom in danger. However, I would like to point out that when Disney created her, they weren't exactly thinking "Let's make the worst role model possible, who girls should never model themselves after!" So, from someone who thinks Ariel is a wonderful role model, I want to point out the view I think Disney intended us to see. It's about striving for...

I walked to work the next day with my head in the air. I never felt better in my life--I couldn't believe that my mother actually fell for the phony note.
I opened the door to my boss's office. "Mr. Anthony, I got the note signed by my mother. What's next?" I sat down in the plastic chair in front of his desk.
He dug through his desk and pulled out a black suitcase. "The task begins," he announced, handing it to me.
My heart stopped. I felt the cool texture of the black leather under my palm. "What's inside?"
"Your suit, a camera, notepad, laser pen, and a bar for defense," he counted these...

A/N#1: So I watched "Pocahontas" today and I had forgotten how great of a movie it was, it's now my second favorite
disney movie. I have not watched the second...personally...I probably never will...soooo I'm just writing this on what
knowledge I have of the tale and if something is incorrect...or if there was a character death I'm not aware of...then they
are alive in my story...so yeah. This is just a chapter...I want to know how this will be received, but dont worry...in this
story our FAVORITE "Pocahontas" couple will be together. Okay! Enjoy!


Chapter 1:

My raven black hair whipped in the salty...