Can you find a snobby, spoiled, pretty, and a bossy little girl like Samantha Jessa Crane? She is an American-British-Sioux Indian-Irish-Chinese-Jewish girl who likes to bullying every "useless people" in her school since kindergarten.

Her personality is a little bit of narcisstic and careless, but she don't mind with the latter because she have many perfect allies. While Hogwarts sent a letter to Karen Hoskins, the half-blood next-door, the postman incorrectly gives the letter to her because McGonagall accidentally writes the wrong house number.

Samantha, surprised, goes to London, only to find her biggest rival Hermione Granger is there, with her friends Ron Weasley and the cute Harry Potter. Sorted to Ravenclaw, her access to meet Harry is limited, but she still develops a large crush to him. She later idolize Professor Gilderoy Lockhart, who has the same narcisstic attitude, but not bossy like Samantha.

Later, her days turns into nightmare, when the Chamber of Secrets has opened..