Harry Potter Jokes
Why did Harry potter?
Because he didn’t feel like rushing!
What’s the difference between a wizard and the letters M A K E S?
One makes spells, the other spells makes!
Why was Dobby always saying sorry?
Because he had low elf-esteem!
What did Harry's godfather say when Harry kept poking him?
"That's enough now Harry! I'm Sirius!"
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
You know!
You know who?
It's okay, he's dead! You can say his name now, silly
knock knock.
who's there?
wingardium levio.
wingardium levio-who?
It's wingardium leviosAAAAAAAAR
How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?
None — wizards don’t use electricity!
Why did Professor Snape stand in the middle of the road?
So no one could tell what side he was on.
A blind wizard walks into a pub. He says to the barkeep, "Want to hear a Hufflepuff joke?" The pub goes completely silent. The barkeep says, "Sir, I am a Hufflepuff. I'm used to handling a rough crowd alone. I have my wand drawn. The wizard to your left is an auror with his wand drawn. He too is a Hufflepuff. The witch on your right has her wand drawn. She is a dueling champion and also a Hufflepuff. Are you absolutely certain you want to tell that Hufflepuff joke?"
The blind wizard says, "Gods no! Not if I'm going to have to explain it three times!"
What do you get when you cross Crookshanks with McGonagall
Really ugly kittens
Why did Harry potter?
Because he didn’t feel like rushing!
What’s the difference between a wizard and the letters M A K E S?
One makes spells, the other spells makes!
Why was Dobby always saying sorry?
Because he had low elf-esteem!
What did Harry's godfather say when Harry kept poking him?
"That's enough now Harry! I'm Sirius!"
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
You know!
You know who?
It's okay, he's dead! You can say his name now, silly
knock knock.
who's there?
wingardium levio.
wingardium levio-who?
It's wingardium leviosAAAAAAAAR
How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?
None — wizards don’t use electricity!
Why did Professor Snape stand in the middle of the road?
So no one could tell what side he was on.
A blind wizard walks into a pub. He says to the barkeep, "Want to hear a Hufflepuff joke?" The pub goes completely silent. The barkeep says, "Sir, I am a Hufflepuff. I'm used to handling a rough crowd alone. I have my wand drawn. The wizard to your left is an auror with his wand drawn. He too is a Hufflepuff. The witch on your right has her wand drawn. She is a dueling champion and also a Hufflepuff. Are you absolutely certain you want to tell that Hufflepuff joke?"
The blind wizard says, "Gods no! Not if I'm going to have to explain it three times!"
What do you get when you cross Crookshanks with McGonagall
Really ugly kittens
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1 scoop of cool whip
butterscotch ice cream toppping mix till well blended
and cream soda <3 A&W
ICE CREAM BUTTERBEER
1 scoop of cool whip
butterscotch ice cream topping (mix till well blended)
cream soda A&W
1 scoop of vinallia ice cream
she made both for me today there her own recipes and they are so good you just HAVE to try the ice cream one its amazing ive got a pic of the ice cream one in my pics if you need to see what it looks like and make sure you have a spoon it sets fast but its good even when its set
<3 happy butterbeer drinking kids
" always"
Soft Harry Potters Fans will expierience:
1. You will actually remember a few of the actual spells/curses/charms/hexes etc..
2. You will propably almost always turn the conversation to Harry Potter.
3. You would have named SOMETHING after a Harry Potter character/object.
4. Whenever Harry Potter is mentioned you'll listen straightaway!
Hardcore Harry Potter Fans will expierience:
1. Whenever Harry Potter comes up in a conversation you'll feel as if they're talking about YOU.
2. You will accidently call someone at SOME POINT a character in Harry Potter.
3. You will propably name almost EVERYTHING after Harry Potter characters/objects
4. You would have read the whole series more than three times. Ditto films.
5. You can quote long passages off by heart.
So dahlings, see if you have any of these symptons and you'll know wether your a fanatic or a just a plain fan. :)
1. You will actually remember a few of the actual spells/curses/charms/hexes etc..
2. You will propably almost always turn the conversation to Harry Potter.
3. You would have named SOMETHING after a Harry Potter character/object.
4. Whenever Harry Potter is mentioned you'll listen straightaway!
Hardcore Harry Potter Fans will expierience:
1. Whenever Harry Potter comes up in a conversation you'll feel as if they're talking about YOU.
2. You will accidently call someone at SOME POINT a character in Harry Potter.
3. You will propably name almost EVERYTHING after Harry Potter characters/objects
4. You would have read the whole series more than three times. Ditto films.
5. You can quote long passages off by heart.
So dahlings, see if you have any of these symptons and you'll know wether your a fanatic or a just a plain fan. :)
