House M.D. Article: Lollipop Issues

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posted by ToriH389

Lollipop Isues

Liz-hello...r u doctor house
House-yes...wat do u want...and make it quick
Liz-well...I'm liz and I'm your daughter....
House-u can't be...who's your mother..
Liz-stacy warner....why...
House-oh my god....u r my kid...but why r u here...
Liz-my mom kicked me out.....
House-why....
Liz-reasons....if u don't wan me than I will just leave......
House-wait.....u can stay...but tell me why she kicked you out....
Liz-I'm pregnant.....r u happy now....
House-who's the father...
Liz-this guy named...Lucas.....
House-what does he do for a living...
Liz-he's a PI....why...
House-I'll be back.....
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Cuddy-what do u want now house....
House-Lucas is. Cheating on you...
Cuddy-why do ou think that...
House-I have a daughter.....
Cuddy-wow....but what does that have to do with anything.....
House-he got her pregnant....
Cuddy-oh my god.....how could he....
House-well he put his lollipop in her...
Cuddy-house shut up.....
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Wilson walks in
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Wilson-what happened...house why is she crying
House-Lucas cheated on her.....
Wilson-oh my god....with who...
House-my daughter....
Wilson-you have a daughter...but why is she so upset about it.
House-he got LIz pregnant.....
Cuddy-can you two just shut up for five minutes.....
House-well I got tk go see Liz.....
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Cuddy follows him
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Liz-who is she dad...
House-this is lucas's girlfriend...
Cuddy-this is your daughter house....
House-yep.....
Liz-hey......well I'm gunna leave...bye...
House-liz....we have to talk about this...
Liz-okay....shoot...
House-how old are you...
Liz-15
Cuddy-oh my god.....you had sex and got pregnant at 15....
Liz-it wasn't my intention...but he knows how to use what god gave him....
Cuddy-ya...I know....after I get home he won't even have what god gave him....
Liz-ya...sure...you think that will stop him...he likes them ruff..
Cuddy-are you sure you are pregnant.....
Liz-yes...I took 4 prgnancy tests....
Cuddy-okay...
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Wilson walks in and looks at liz in shock
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Wilson-god...house you didn't tell me she was hot...
Liz-hello....
House-I know...I can't believe stacy and I did that good....
Cuddy-you mean this is yours and stacy's daughter...
House-ya...I know....you wish it was yours so you could ride my lollipop instead of lucas's....
Cuddy-okay...I'm out of here...
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Cuddy left
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Wilson-you are so hot...
Liz-oh...well...okay..
Wilson-are you gunna live with house...
Liz-yes...
Wilson-well...I'm house's roomate....
Liz-cool.....
Wilson-so.....
Liz-so....is my dad into that cuddy chick...
Wilson-ya...he has been for 20 years...
Liz-well....since you live with him...can you give me a ride home
Wilson-ya...I could do that....

TBC

houselover8195, swarleyhabana and 3 others like this

sheis1963 BAM x) A little random LOL but continue

Psycholostician Wow, nice Wilson. Talk about how hot a pregnant girl who just went through statutory rape is. Real classy. And tell her that her father was more into another woman around the time he was intimately involved with her mother.

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House´s Hope 2

posted by sarahuddy

She froze, her voice got stuck and her body got numb. After 4 years Lisa Cuddy was listening that voice again, the voice of her ex-employee, ex-lover, ex-friend. The man who ruined her life who made her leave Princeton for a year to restart her life, and come back to her hospital.

After a moment she answers.

"Why are you calling me House?" she starts to feel anger inside of her.

"Listen do not hang up, please. I need to talk with you" he was trying to convince her not to hang up. His voice show traces of fear, fear from the answer he was about to listen.

"Ok, start talking"

"Thanks Cuddy, I'm going...

Joy To The World - Huddy Style

posted by jemihuddy

This article is really late

so at the end of "Help Me" when House and Cuddy finnally got together, after replaying it 100000 times I started running around the house singing

(to the tune of Joy To The World)

Joy To The World! It's House and Cuddy.
It only took 6 seasons!

and now they are together and there is no more lucas
and all the Huddy fans sing,
and all the Huddy fans sing,

Joy To The World, Huddys happened.

this was all off the top of my head.

now i have to put many dots so this is long enough to be posted............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

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It's About Time (Updated)

posted by BeforeItWasCool

Disclaimer: I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything as satisfying as the last scene of season six when House finally got not only what he needed but what he wanted! Oh, sorry that’s a PROclaimer. Okay, I own nothing in the House universe except a deep, undying love for Dr. House and no court on earth can take that away!!

It’s About Time….

Her comments had washed away years of his doubt and sadness. Their shower had washed away the layers of grime and blood on their bodies. And now he was going to wash away the longing that had plagued him since that night after...

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Last House Fan Standing -Round 1 Challenge#2

posted by Olivine

Welcome everyone to the first round second challenge of the Last House Fan Standing :D We need as many votes as possible, so please VOTE, it won't take long.

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HOW TO VOTE

You may vote in a direct comment or, if you wish to remain anonymous, you can vote by sending me a message.
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ROUND 1 CHALLENGE#2 Question:

One day (can...

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House's Apology/Cuddy's Song

posted by livethislifeup

Oh my dear, I apologize,
for the pain, the sorrow and all the lies.
I'm still getting, through the day,
understand, I don't want it this way.
I can't mend, your broken heart,
for my own, was also, torn apart.
And I know, inside I still care,
cause it hurts, to know you're not there.

So take back all the memories,
to take back the pain,
and take back all the moments,
I don't need them.
Take back everything
that reminds me of you,
everything that would remind me,
why I love you...

Eyes so blue, hair so black,
we both knew, there was no, turning back.
Fell in love, way too deep,
for, I still, cannot sleep.
Overcome,...