Hey guys, this is a pretty short but sweet fanfic that takes place in Cuddy's office. I got the inspiration from the recent press release about the upcoming episode, "Unplanned Parenthood" where House has to babysit Rachel. Anyway, I hope you enjoy!
Unfortunately, I do not own House and I'm just using the characters to put my fantasy down in words!
After having gotten permission to do the procedure he wanted, House was turning to leave Cuddy’s office.
“Hey do you wanna stay over tonight?” asked Cuddy abruptly.
“Gee” said House as he turned around with a grin on his face. “I would love nothing more than to stay the night at yours.”
“Ok, well come round at 7.” Replied Cuddy. House nodded his head and his grin was yet to fade at the prospect of sleeping with Cuddy that night. Just as House was about to smugly walk out of Cuddy’s office, she spoke again.
“Oh and by the way, you’re babysitting Rachel till 10pm.” she said very matter-of-factly. House turned around in confusion and looked at Cuddy with his mouth open, waiting for an explanation or for her to yell, ‘Just kidding!’
“I’m sorry but I’ve got an important annual board meeting tonight and it goes for about 3 hours, doesn’t finish till around 10. I really need you to do this for me.” Said Cuddy apologetically and gently so as not to scare House away. He stood there thinking about it. “You’re really having to consider this?” she said.
“What? I’m not considering, I’m merely weighing out the pros and cons of the situation.” Replied House as he continued to ponder.
“You shouldn’t have to weigh anything! Okay House, but I’m not asking you anymore, I’m telling you!” said Cuddy unsatisfied with House’s response.
“Do I have to?” House finally said.
“Yes you do.” Cuddy replied.
“But why?” he complained.
“Because first of all: your girlfriend asked you to! Secondly, because when you entered this relationship you knew that Rachel and I were a package deal and that one day I would ask you to babysit. Thirdly, because if you don’t, then I won’t have sex with you for a week!” said Cuddy as she sat back in her chair with her arms folded.
“A week?! Ha! You know you could never resist me for a whole week!” said House knowingly.
“Fine, 3 days!” she replied. House looked at her silently with that same knowing expression. “Okay, 2 days! 2 days without any of this.” she said as she placed her feet up on her desk in a very sexy and provocative manner. “But if you do babysit for me then I will show you my appreciation in a way that I know you’ll enjoy!” said Cuddy as she smiled that thousand-watt smile that always made him weak at the knees.
“Hmm but you see, you can’t reward me with sex because sex is beneficial to the both of us. No, you need to reward me with something that only I can enjoy.” Said House.
“Well I’m pretty sure our sex if more beneficial to you than me anyway.” Replied Cuddy.
“What? Are you serious woman!? Our sex is equally beneficial for the both of us!” said House in rage at what Cuddy had just said.
“Well, sometimes.” She replied as she looked down at her paperwork.
“Sometimes? I have never failed to deeply satisfy you! So what…our sex is mediocre?” Cuddy giggled at House’s sudden anger about the quality of their sex.
“I’m sorry. Our sex is not mediocre.” Answered Cuddy very cutely. He looked at her, waiting for an elaboration.
“Our sex is great.” She continued with a slight smile on her face. However, judging by his disapproving looks, House was expecting more. “House, our sex is…mind-blowing! Okay?”
“Well, thank you! I do try my best to please my woman.” Said House satisfied.
“So you’ll come round at 7?” Cuddy asked hopefully.
“I guess so.” Replied House as he opened the door to Cuddy’s office to walk out.
“Then afterwards we can have some of our mediocre sex!” Cuddy called out after him. House poked his head around the door.
“You mean our mind-blowing sex!” said House very loudly so that all the staff in the clinic could hear. After yelling this, House closed the door and walked away.
Cuddy was left sitting at her desk very pleased with herself and definitely looking forward to giving House his special reward later that night.
Unfortunately, I do not own House and I'm just using the characters to put my fantasy down in words!
After having gotten permission to do the procedure he wanted, House was turning to leave Cuddy’s office.
“Hey do you wanna stay over tonight?” asked Cuddy abruptly.
“Gee” said House as he turned around with a grin on his face. “I would love nothing more than to stay the night at yours.”
“Ok, well come round at 7.” Replied Cuddy. House nodded his head and his grin was yet to fade at the prospect of sleeping with Cuddy that night. Just as House was about to smugly walk out of Cuddy’s office, she spoke again.
“Oh and by the way, you’re babysitting Rachel till 10pm.” she said very matter-of-factly. House turned around in confusion and looked at Cuddy with his mouth open, waiting for an explanation or for her to yell, ‘Just kidding!’
“I’m sorry but I’ve got an important annual board meeting tonight and it goes for about 3 hours, doesn’t finish till around 10. I really need you to do this for me.” Said Cuddy apologetically and gently so as not to scare House away. He stood there thinking about it. “You’re really having to consider this?” she said.
“What? I’m not considering, I’m merely weighing out the pros and cons of the situation.” Replied House as he continued to ponder.
“You shouldn’t have to weigh anything! Okay House, but I’m not asking you anymore, I’m telling you!” said Cuddy unsatisfied with House’s response.
“Do I have to?” House finally said.
“Yes you do.” Cuddy replied.
“But why?” he complained.
“Because first of all: your girlfriend asked you to! Secondly, because when you entered this relationship you knew that Rachel and I were a package deal and that one day I would ask you to babysit. Thirdly, because if you don’t, then I won’t have sex with you for a week!” said Cuddy as she sat back in her chair with her arms folded.
“A week?! Ha! You know you could never resist me for a whole week!” said House knowingly.
“Fine, 3 days!” she replied. House looked at her silently with that same knowing expression. “Okay, 2 days! 2 days without any of this.” she said as she placed her feet up on her desk in a very sexy and provocative manner. “But if you do babysit for me then I will show you my appreciation in a way that I know you’ll enjoy!” said Cuddy as she smiled that thousand-watt smile that always made him weak at the knees.
“Hmm but you see, you can’t reward me with sex because sex is beneficial to the both of us. No, you need to reward me with something that only I can enjoy.” Said House.
“Well I’m pretty sure our sex if more beneficial to you than me anyway.” Replied Cuddy.
“What? Are you serious woman!? Our sex is equally beneficial for the both of us!” said House in rage at what Cuddy had just said.
“Well, sometimes.” She replied as she looked down at her paperwork.
“Sometimes? I have never failed to deeply satisfy you! So what…our sex is mediocre?” Cuddy giggled at House’s sudden anger about the quality of their sex.
“I’m sorry. Our sex is not mediocre.” Answered Cuddy very cutely. He looked at her, waiting for an elaboration.
“Our sex is great.” She continued with a slight smile on her face. However, judging by his disapproving looks, House was expecting more. “House, our sex is…mind-blowing! Okay?”
“Well, thank you! I do try my best to please my woman.” Said House satisfied.
“So you’ll come round at 7?” Cuddy asked hopefully.
“I guess so.” Replied House as he opened the door to Cuddy’s office to walk out.
“Then afterwards we can have some of our mediocre sex!” Cuddy called out after him. House poked his head around the door.
“You mean our mind-blowing sex!” said House very loudly so that all the staff in the clinic could hear. After yelling this, House closed the door and walked away.
Cuddy was left sitting at her desk very pleased with herself and definitely looking forward to giving House his special reward later that night.