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posted by DMhello
Zim is in his lab working on something on a screen and GIR is stirring something in a big bowl and he stuffs it in an oven looking machine and he notices Zim
GIR: “what you doing, want some cake”
Zim: “no GIR I don`t want cake I'm busy working on the droids that will build the containment tank for Dib on Saturn remember”
GIR: “I really don’t” then GIR starts randomly pressing buttons “what this do what that do”
Zim: “no GIR stop you don’t know what you’re doing, stop you`ll over power the grid” then the power goes out and Zim gets a flashlight from his pak and looks for the emergency power and turns it on then GIR flings cake and ice cream at Zim and he ducts under it and it hits the control panel to the droids and all of them blow up and one of the droids hits the self destruct button on the tank and it blows up as well
Zim: “noooooooo!!!!!! GIR you ruined weeks of work you know what GIR your not an assistant you’re a pest, and I've had it” GIR just sits their licking the bowl not even listening
GIR: “what?” Zim`s eye twitches and Zim grabs him by his fake dog ear and he goes up to the house and Zim throws GIR out and plops a box filled with GIR`s stuff on the side walk and slams the door shut GIR picks up his stuff and walks over to Dib and Gaz`s house for some reason

AT Dib and Gaz's house the door bell rings and Dib opens it and you see GIR standing with his box of stuff
GIR: “hi!” and just walks in
Dib: sarcastically “sure you come in. Hey shouldn’t you be at Zim`s house”
GIR: “nope I get kicked out `cuz I made cake” Dib just stands their confused then Gaz and LIR walk in
LIR: “GIR what are you doing here”
Dib: “he got kicked out of Zim`s house and came here for some odd reason”
Gaz: “Dib we can’t keep him we have enough trouble hiding LIR from Dad we don’t need another one of Zim`s robot things”
Dib: “for the record LIR was sent by Tak, and what trouble Dads only here for like two days every year”
Gaz: “Dib!”
Dib: “Gaz just look at him” you see GIR cuddling up near Dib`s foot “and plus he`s from Zim`s base he knows all about him”
Gaz “fine if it’s ok with LIR-”
LIR: excitedly “YES!!” she hugs GIR and he blushes. Dib and Gaz look just at LIR and they both go to the rooms

In Zim`s house Zim is rebuilding the droids
Zim: “GIR hand me the drill” and looks around and he notices he’s alone “oh right no more GIR, and that’s better than having him `cuz he just destroys everything, I wonder where he is” in his imagination he sees GIR under a tree in the rain then rust up and then get hit by lightning then it goes back to reality “what’d I care” he looks out the window it’s raining and he imagines GIR and his pig playing in the mud he just sighs and works on his droids

GIR and LIR are sitting on the rug playing candy land and eating ice cream out of the container and the door bell rings and Dib looks out the window and you see Tak waiting out the door and he excitably opens it
Tak: “what have you done?!”
Dib: “nothing, what are you talking about?”
Tak: “well then explain this” she holds up a wanted poster on an Irkan I Pad looking devise with Dib`s picture on it and Irkan righting on the bottom and a big wanted on the top Dib looks confused until Tak presses it and it converts into English
Dib: “I'm wanted why I haven’t done anything”
Tak: “well it says you’re an Irkan bowtie hunter trying to expose all Irkan invaders to make the empire crash
Dib: “well I'm trying to expose Zim but I don’t really care about the other invaders excepted for you, in a good way”
Tak: “well then who came up with such a stupid idea?” then they both figure it out
Both: “Zim” then GIR starts randomly screaming and they just leave with LIR

The door bell rings at Zim`s house and Zim opens it slowly but as he does Dib slams it all the way opened
Dib: “I know what you’ve done Zim and it`s not funny”
Tak: “it`s just stupid”
Zim: “stupid it`s ingenious telling the tallest that there is a threat on Earth will make them rush over here and I can be done with this idiotic pile of dirt you call a planet”
Tak: “why would the tallest do something like that they hate you you’re not even on a mission your pretty much on exile they didn’t even think you would live when you were sent here” Dib looks astonished
Zim: “you lie you lie you’re a liar…” Dib just kicks him and he falls down in pain and LIR jumps on him below screen and you hear beating sounds and LIR gets up and just walks away
LIR: “come on let’s go before GIR dose anything” Zim gets up
Zim: “you have GIR don’t you, don’t you!?
Dib: “fine Zim you want him back you’re going to have to destroy that poster first!”
Zim: “fine” he takes out a devise and presses it “now GIR”

At Dib’s house Zim is standing outside and GIR comes running out in slow motion and happy dramatic music plays but right when GIR is about to hug Zim the music stops and you see GIR sucking on a suck monkey, Zim just puts GIR on top of his head, smiles, and walks
posted by InvaderCynder
the wind howled as it blew my short, battle scarred wig. my skirt lifted slightly and lowered heavily as i stood still, resentment flashing in my eyes. "i always had a suspicion that you hated me, Gir. and now i can confirm it! you left Cupcake all alone that night just to be with another robot and now you threaten me!" i screamed over the sound blocking wind. suddenly Cupcake appeared behind him, her eyes blacker than a moonless night sky.

"I'm here, Gir." she said in a demonic, echoing voice. her eyes flashed onto Blood Red and she pinned him to the ground, unsheathing her defense claws...
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posted by InvaderCynder
I got up but i wasn't at the dance anymore. i was on top of a dark skied building. i looked down and saw that it was a REALLY long way down."'bout time you woke up, Cyn." i heard a voice say. it was dark and evil sounding, but soft and woman-like. i turned around to see a teenager. she had on a black dress with a red bow in front and a White collar. she had Red cuffs and her hair was puled into two pigtails, held together by Red ribbons. just like my hair a day ago.it was long and Blond, but different shades of Blond.

"who are you?" i asked with a pinch of fear in my voice."that's not important,...
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Kat limped to the bathroom, she couldn't walk right because of her broken leg. "Jade thinks she can steal my idea! Well I'll show her!" she mumbled.

Zim was a bit shocked when she returned, for she was wearing a blue dress with green sleeves, which the dress part was green, too, blue lipstick, blue hair pulled back into a short ponytail, and green shoes, mascara, blue eyeshadow, and blush.

She looked- amazing. She stood on her desk. No one looked up. "Ehem!" she said again. Still, no one looked. "YOU IDIOTS! LOOK AT ME!" she shouted. She never said the word 'Idiot'. Everyone looked up, shocked...
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posted by InvaderCynder
our judges besides the audience: Grim, Billy, and Mandy!and our guest star, Firestar, leader of thunderclan!

mandy: hmph. how did you talk me into this, billy?

grim: thoses stupid puppy eyes get us eerytime! grrr...

billy: HI MOM!

firestar: eek! twolegs!

first up is Zim!

Zim: YES! i will be singing "Just so you know" by "Jesse McCartney."

I shouldn't love you, but i want to, i just can't turn away. I shouldn't see you, but i can't move, i can't look away.*small music break*I shouldn't love you, but i want to, i just can't turn away. I shouldn't see you, but i can't move, i can't look away.and i don't...
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Gir and Kat finally arrived at Lightopia. It was really cool looking. They entered some huge hi-tech castle. "Ah, I have been waiting for you, Darkshadow." Kat didn't mind Striker calling her by her real name. "Okay, princess, fun's over! Where's Zim?" Kat asked.
"Your friend, Zim?"
"Yes!"
"I don't know how to put this, Darkie, but, he's dead."

Dead!? Kat completely lost it. "Dead!? You mean you killed him!?" Kat shouted. "Yes. And there's no need to shout, Darkshadow!" he answered. "Do I seriously look like I care!?" Kat said, "What kind of leader are you!? Watch me kill YOU somedat, Unicornia!"...
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"Oh." Kat said, "You don't like me."

The next day at recess, Zim saw Kat. She was running around- in alien form. All of a sudden, two freakishly tall men grabbed her. "We have her." said one. A familiar voice. They threw her into a car, and the car flew into the sky and out of sight.

"I told you Kat was an alien!" Dib shouted.

"Do you know who we are?" said one of the men to Kat. Kat pouted. The men took off their disguises. "The Irken leaders?!" Kat said, "Oh well! The Lightopian Dynamite, Master of Mischief, as we call him, will destroy you!"

"How?" said Purple. Just then, Striker, The Lightopian...
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Zim took Kat in. The first few weeks were just fun and games, until the tallest found out. They wanted her dead. They had sent Irkens after her.

Skool was going to start soon. Everyone got held back. Finally, it came. "Kat, be good while I'm gone." Zim said, and left. It was Kat and Gir now.

Zim was returning from skool. He opened the door and gasped. Gir was panicking, there was wood and blood everywhere, and Kat was covered in blood. She seemed cheerful though, as usual. "Kat, what did you do?" Zim asked. Her antennas went down and she tucked her tail between her legs. "I'm sorry. It won't...
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added by RealCosmic
Source: drawn by the awesome hatter4life
added by silvaria_fan23
added by silvaria_fan23
Source: Dib Has Fangs!! like Zim
posted by RealCosmic
A/N- saichanlovestoad does not own Invader Zim and she isnt not making any money off this fic.

This is an Mpreg slash fic. You don't like, don't read. I personally like it. There are several crack pairings in this one as well, including Tallest/Zim, Skoodge/Zim, Sizz-Lorr/Zim, and others. The main pairing is ZADR, though. This story also comes with warnings: Oral sex, fisting (sexual term for shoving knuckle into privates), strong language, graphic detail, repeated Mpreg, nonconsenual sex (ie-rape), fetishism, and use of toys. Any other warnings will be added on later. No flames. You've been...
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totally fits them all. don't let the sound fool you, it says "Loathing" not "Loving."
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posted by zagrfreak94
A wonderful nightmare


There was darkness that bounded around Zim, he walk knowing it would lead him nowhere. He couldn't help but feel that someone was watching him, he felt fear and uneasy as he heard someone titter.

"Who's there?"He asked, trying to keep his voice livid and rough. No one answered.

"Show yourself pitiful creature of darkness, or suffer the raft of the Almighty Z-,"Zim was then interrupted by the same titter he heard earlier, It was longer and more uncontrollably. But then it stopped and was replaced with a low and dangerous growl.

"Oh shut up."It said. "I'm in a good mood...
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posted by zagrfreak94
Both Zim and Gaz gazed at the baby, Curious Zim poked it.

Suddenly a giggle was heard from the baby; terrified Zim jumped behind Gaz. Gaz rolled her eyes at his sudden reaction and hold the baby in her arms.

"Relax zim, it just giggled no need to be scared" Gaz said looking at zim behind her; she had detected that he was trembling. When he took notice of Gaz's gaze, he stood and took the baby away from Gaz's grip.

"Zim, scared of a stupid human toy? Nonsense" He said as he returned to his seat. Zim look intently at the baby and poked him once more. The little baby giggled again, which to zim's...
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posted by zagrfreak94
Chapter 3

*High skool library*

Dib and Gaz had arrived to skool in time, because behind them was a huge line of kids who also needed to pick up their schedules or skool ID's. Dib already received his, he really wasn't excited to see that he had English class but was a little happy to see that he had space and science. Gaz hated the classes she had except Art class; she was going to be with Dib in English and Algebra class. She was thinking about changing her classes after skool, trying to avoid hearing Dib yelling out all his nonsense about aliens and Bigfoot during class.

"Hey Gaz, look who's...
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