Zim is in his lab working on something on a screen and GIR is stirring something in a big bowl and he stuffs it in an oven looking machine and he notices Zim
GIR: “what you doing, want some cake”
Zim: “no GIR I don`t want cake I'm busy working on the droids that will build the containment tank for Dib on Saturn remember”
GIR: “I really don’t” then GIR starts randomly pressing buttons “what this do what that do”
Zim: “no GIR stop you don’t know what you’re doing, stop you`ll over power the grid” then the power goes out and Zim gets a flashlight from his pak and looks for the emergency power and turns it on then GIR flings cake and ice cream at Zim and he ducts under it and it hits the control panel to the droids and all of them blow up and one of the droids hits the self destruct button on the tank and it blows up as well
Zim: “noooooooo!!!!!! GIR you ruined weeks of work you know what GIR your not an assistant you’re a pest, and I've had it” GIR just sits their licking the bowl not even listening
GIR: “what?” Zim`s eye twitches and Zim grabs him by his fake dog ear and he goes up to the house and Zim throws GIR out and plops a box filled with GIR`s stuff on the side walk and slams the door shut GIR picks up his stuff and walks over to Dib and Gaz`s house for some reason
AT Dib and Gaz's house the door bell rings and Dib opens it and you see GIR standing with his box of stuff
GIR: “hi!” and just walks in
Dib: sarcastically “sure you come in. Hey shouldn’t you be at Zim`s house”
GIR: “nope I get kicked out `cuz I made cake” Dib just stands their confused then Gaz and LIR walk in
LIR: “GIR what are you doing here”
Dib: “he got kicked out of Zim`s house and came here for some odd reason”
Gaz: “Dib we can’t keep him we have enough trouble hiding LIR from Dad we don’t need another one of Zim`s robot things”
Dib: “for the record LIR was sent by Tak, and what trouble Dads only here for like two days every year”
Gaz: “Dib!”
Dib: “Gaz just look at him” you see GIR cuddling up near Dib`s foot “and plus he`s from Zim`s base he knows all about him”
Gaz “fine if it’s ok with LIR-”
LIR: excitedly “YES!!” she hugs GIR and he blushes. Dib and Gaz look just at LIR and they both go to the rooms
In Zim`s house Zim is rebuilding the droids
Zim: “GIR hand me the drill” and looks around and he notices he’s alone “oh right no more GIR, and that’s better than having him `cuz he just destroys everything, I wonder where he is” in his imagination he sees GIR under a tree in the rain then rust up and then get hit by lightning then it goes back to reality “what’d I care” he looks out the window it’s raining and he imagines GIR and his pig playing in the mud he just sighs and works on his droids
GIR and LIR are sitting on the rug playing candy land and eating ice cream out of the container and the door bell rings and Dib looks out the window and you see Tak waiting out the door and he excitably opens it
Tak: “what have you done?!”
Dib: “nothing, what are you talking about?”
Tak: “well then explain this” she holds up a wanted poster on an Irkan I Pad looking devise with Dib`s picture on it and Irkan righting on the bottom and a big wanted on the top Dib looks confused until Tak presses it and it converts into English
Dib: “I'm wanted why I haven’t done anything”
Tak: “well it says you’re an Irkan bowtie hunter trying to expose all Irkan invaders to make the empire crash
Dib: “well I'm trying to expose Zim but I don’t really care about the other invaders excepted for you, in a good way”
Tak: “well then who came up with such a stupid idea?” then they both figure it out
Both: “Zim” then GIR starts randomly screaming and they just leave with LIR
The door bell rings at Zim`s house and Zim opens it slowly but as he does Dib slams it all the way opened
Dib: “I know what you’ve done Zim and it`s not funny”
Tak: “it`s just stupid”
Zim: “stupid it`s ingenious telling the tallest that there is a threat on Earth will make them rush over here and I can be done with this idiotic pile of dirt you call a planet”
Tak: “why would the tallest do something like that they hate you you’re not even on a mission your pretty much on exile they didn’t even think you would live when you were sent here” Dib looks astonished
Zim: “you lie you lie you’re a liar…” Dib just kicks him and he falls down in pain and LIR jumps on him below screen and you hear beating sounds and LIR gets up and just walks away
LIR: “come on let’s go before GIR dose anything” Zim gets up
Zim: “you have GIR don’t you, don’t you!?
Dib: “fine Zim you want him back you’re going to have to destroy that poster first!”
Zim: “fine” he takes out a devise and presses it “now GIR”
At Dib’s house Zim is standing outside and GIR comes running out in slow motion and happy dramatic music plays but right when GIR is about to hug Zim the music stops and you see GIR sucking on a suck monkey, Zim just puts GIR on top of his head, smiles, and walks
GIR: “what you doing, want some cake”
Zim: “no GIR I don`t want cake I'm busy working on the droids that will build the containment tank for Dib on Saturn remember”
GIR: “I really don’t” then GIR starts randomly pressing buttons “what this do what that do”
Zim: “no GIR stop you don’t know what you’re doing, stop you`ll over power the grid” then the power goes out and Zim gets a flashlight from his pak and looks for the emergency power and turns it on then GIR flings cake and ice cream at Zim and he ducts under it and it hits the control panel to the droids and all of them blow up and one of the droids hits the self destruct button on the tank and it blows up as well
Zim: “noooooooo!!!!!! GIR you ruined weeks of work you know what GIR your not an assistant you’re a pest, and I've had it” GIR just sits their licking the bowl not even listening
GIR: “what?” Zim`s eye twitches and Zim grabs him by his fake dog ear and he goes up to the house and Zim throws GIR out and plops a box filled with GIR`s stuff on the side walk and slams the door shut GIR picks up his stuff and walks over to Dib and Gaz`s house for some reason
AT Dib and Gaz's house the door bell rings and Dib opens it and you see GIR standing with his box of stuff
GIR: “hi!” and just walks in
Dib: sarcastically “sure you come in. Hey shouldn’t you be at Zim`s house”
GIR: “nope I get kicked out `cuz I made cake” Dib just stands their confused then Gaz and LIR walk in
LIR: “GIR what are you doing here”
Dib: “he got kicked out of Zim`s house and came here for some odd reason”
Gaz: “Dib we can’t keep him we have enough trouble hiding LIR from Dad we don’t need another one of Zim`s robot things”
Dib: “for the record LIR was sent by Tak, and what trouble Dads only here for like two days every year”
Gaz: “Dib!”
Dib: “Gaz just look at him” you see GIR cuddling up near Dib`s foot “and plus he`s from Zim`s base he knows all about him”
Gaz “fine if it’s ok with LIR-”
LIR: excitedly “YES!!” she hugs GIR and he blushes. Dib and Gaz look just at LIR and they both go to the rooms
In Zim`s house Zim is rebuilding the droids
Zim: “GIR hand me the drill” and looks around and he notices he’s alone “oh right no more GIR, and that’s better than having him `cuz he just destroys everything, I wonder where he is” in his imagination he sees GIR under a tree in the rain then rust up and then get hit by lightning then it goes back to reality “what’d I care” he looks out the window it’s raining and he imagines GIR and his pig playing in the mud he just sighs and works on his droids
GIR and LIR are sitting on the rug playing candy land and eating ice cream out of the container and the door bell rings and Dib looks out the window and you see Tak waiting out the door and he excitably opens it
Tak: “what have you done?!”
Dib: “nothing, what are you talking about?”
Tak: “well then explain this” she holds up a wanted poster on an Irkan I Pad looking devise with Dib`s picture on it and Irkan righting on the bottom and a big wanted on the top Dib looks confused until Tak presses it and it converts into English
Dib: “I'm wanted why I haven’t done anything”
Tak: “well it says you’re an Irkan bowtie hunter trying to expose all Irkan invaders to make the empire crash
Dib: “well I'm trying to expose Zim but I don’t really care about the other invaders excepted for you, in a good way”
Tak: “well then who came up with such a stupid idea?” then they both figure it out
Both: “Zim” then GIR starts randomly screaming and they just leave with LIR
The door bell rings at Zim`s house and Zim opens it slowly but as he does Dib slams it all the way opened
Dib: “I know what you’ve done Zim and it`s not funny”
Tak: “it`s just stupid”
Zim: “stupid it`s ingenious telling the tallest that there is a threat on Earth will make them rush over here and I can be done with this idiotic pile of dirt you call a planet”
Tak: “why would the tallest do something like that they hate you you’re not even on a mission your pretty much on exile they didn’t even think you would live when you were sent here” Dib looks astonished
Zim: “you lie you lie you’re a liar…” Dib just kicks him and he falls down in pain and LIR jumps on him below screen and you hear beating sounds and LIR gets up and just walks away
LIR: “come on let’s go before GIR dose anything” Zim gets up
Zim: “you have GIR don’t you, don’t you!?
Dib: “fine Zim you want him back you’re going to have to destroy that poster first!”
Zim: “fine” he takes out a devise and presses it “now GIR”
At Dib’s house Zim is standing outside and GIR comes running out in slow motion and happy dramatic music plays but right when GIR is about to hug Zim the music stops and you see GIR sucking on a suck monkey, Zim just puts GIR on top of his head, smiles, and walks
(Zim's POV)
She was tall. She had black hair. She obviously wasn't human. Sparky was her name, and she was purple, and furry... so furry... with beautiful, ocean blue eyes, and the sharpest nails. Her teeth- they were not teeth, they were fangs. Fangs that could probably rip someone apart. One bite, and it's all over.
Ms. Bitters put Sparky next to me. A couple minutes into class, I found a slip of paper on my desk. I opened it:
Hey.
I looked over at Sparky, and she smiled. I'm sure it was intended to be a friendly one, but it was everything but. Those fangs...
I didn't reply. She followed me around all day. I was glad when Skool let out. But everywhere I looked, I saw a strange creature, not Irken nor human.
When I returned to my base, I went down to my lab. I no sooner got there whe the doorbell rang. I commanded Gir to answer, and I got into my disguise. I then went to the first floor.
When I got there, I didn't like what I saw. Not one bit.
She was tall. She had black hair. She obviously wasn't human. Sparky was her name, and she was purple, and furry... so furry... with beautiful, ocean blue eyes, and the sharpest nails. Her teeth- they were not teeth, they were fangs. Fangs that could probably rip someone apart. One bite, and it's all over.
Ms. Bitters put Sparky next to me. A couple minutes into class, I found a slip of paper on my desk. I opened it:
Hey.
I looked over at Sparky, and she smiled. I'm sure it was intended to be a friendly one, but it was everything but. Those fangs...
I didn't reply. She followed me around all day. I was glad when Skool let out. But everywhere I looked, I saw a strange creature, not Irken nor human.
When I returned to my base, I went down to my lab. I no sooner got there whe the doorbell rang. I commanded Gir to answer, and I got into my disguise. I then went to the first floor.
When I got there, I didn't like what I saw. Not one bit.
"My plan will be to take over all human minds, then I will-" Kat noticed Gir looking up at her with that 'Waddya gonna do?' look. "BLOW UP THE PLANET!" BOOM! Gir exploded. "Are you supposed to do that!?" Kat asked when he reappeared. "Meow!" he said.
Kat thought on her plan some more, pacing back and fourth- despite the sharp pain in her broken foot. "Yes! I will make mind control chips!" she said. Unfortunately, Zim walked in at that exact moment. Kat blushed. "Oh, I mean-" She was interrupted by Gir:
"'Cuz we belon together now yeah,
forever united here somehow yeah,
you got a peice of me,
and honestly,
my life,
would suck,
without you..."
"Oh we were just singing my favorite song, Firefl-" She said. Gir corrected her, "My Life Would Suck Without You!" Zim grew madder, for he knew that she meant to take over the Earth, and although she knew she was dead meat, sge blushed harder.
Kat thought on her plan some more, pacing back and fourth- despite the sharp pain in her broken foot. "Yes! I will make mind control chips!" she said. Unfortunately, Zim walked in at that exact moment. Kat blushed. "Oh, I mean-" She was interrupted by Gir:
"'Cuz we belon together now yeah,
forever united here somehow yeah,
you got a peice of me,
and honestly,
my life,
would suck,
without you..."
"Oh we were just singing my favorite song, Firefl-" She said. Gir corrected her, "My Life Would Suck Without You!" Zim grew madder, for he knew that she meant to take over the Earth, and although she knew she was dead meat, sge blushed harder.
'Pzzzzt Zim.' I said. 'You're an alien.'
'Nonsence Earth monkey. If you're wondering Earth-a-noid about my skin, ears and nose.. Well that's just part of my skin condition.' he replied.
He started to sweat.
'Yeah skin condition, I really bought that.' I joked. 'But really Zim.'
Zim hesitated but then fianally answered.
'You know?!'
I nodded. 'I guess so. I mean you're green. I can't beleive no one else exept for that big headed kid knows. Your disguise is so ovious.'
Zim started sweating even more. 'Are you with Dib?'
I assumed Dib was the big headed, crazy kid who knew about Zim.
'No. And anyway it's my first day and I just met you. Of corse I won't tell anyone. Secret safe.' I smiled. Zim looked unsure but by the end of 'Skool' he seemed to trust me.
When the bell rang I got my things and headed off. To where, I did not know.
Then I heard footsteps behind me.
'Nonsence Earth monkey. If you're wondering Earth-a-noid about my skin, ears and nose.. Well that's just part of my skin condition.' he replied.
He started to sweat.
'Yeah skin condition, I really bought that.' I joked. 'But really Zim.'
Zim hesitated but then fianally answered.
'You know?!'
I nodded. 'I guess so. I mean you're green. I can't beleive no one else exept for that big headed kid knows. Your disguise is so ovious.'
Zim started sweating even more. 'Are you with Dib?'
I assumed Dib was the big headed, crazy kid who knew about Zim.
'No. And anyway it's my first day and I just met you. Of corse I won't tell anyone. Secret safe.' I smiled. Zim looked unsure but by the end of 'Skool' he seemed to trust me.
When the bell rang I got my things and headed off. To where, I did not know.
Then I heard footsteps behind me.