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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Drunk bus driver
Drunk bus driver
Orion, Pete, and Mirage went out of the station to see the bus driver.

Orion: See? He's pulling into our station now.
Pete: And taking our passengers away.
Bus Driver: I'm a bus, I'm a bus, I'm a bus, I HATE TRAINS!!!
Mirage: He's really drunk. How come he hasn't crashed yet?
Pete: Who knows?
Orion: I can make him crash if you want.
Pete: No, that won't be necessary.
Ponies: *Getting into bus*
Bus Driver: *Driving away* I'm a bus, I'm a bus, I'm a bus, *Points at Pete* I HATE YOU!!!
Pete: Okay, make him crash.
Orion: The pleasure is all mine.
Pete: As for you Mirage, I want you to work in the train yard with Wilson. He'll show you everything you need to know.
Mirage: Okay, let's get going.

So Pete took Mirage to the train yard.

Pete: I'm sure you know how this works.
Mirage: Yes, I know.
Pete: Good, but I'm gonna tell you anyway. A huge line of freight cars can be seen there, by the tower. You push those cars down a small hill called a hump.
Mirage: How do you hump a train sir?
Pete: *Facehoof* Why does everypony ask that stupid question?
Mirage: I don't know.
Pete: Whatever, just get to work.
Mirage: *Goes to Wilson* (I just realized something. Pete showed everything I need to know about my job, and it was supposed to be Wilson that was going to show me what to do)
Wilson: *Sees Mirage* New worker?
Mirage: New worker.
Wilson: Nice to meet you. Now, let's get to work.
Mirage: *Climbs into engine*

While Wilson, and Mirage were working together, Hawkeye, and Stylo came back to the station with another train.

Gordon: Hey. Me, and Coffee Crème are going to take over.
Hawkeye: Oh please Gordon, spare Coffee Creme's life. She did nothing wrong to you.
Coffee Crème: Be quiet! *Climbs into engine*
Gordon: *Climbs in to engine*
Hawkeye & Stylo: *Goes to bench, and sits on it*
Gordon: *Drives away*
Stylo: So, how did you, and Mirage meet?
Hawkeye: Drunk. We were both at a bar in Denver yesterday, and we became very good friends.
Stylo: Why was he in Denver?
Hawkeye: He lives there. Or at least, I think he lives there. He could have moved between the events of yesterday, and today.
Stylo: Moved where exactly?
Hawkeye: How the fuck should I know? Let's go ask him.
Mirage: *Walking towards Hawkeye, and Stylo* Hey, good to see you two again.
Hawkeye: Yeah. Hey, Stylo wants to know where you live.
Mirage: Oh not too far from Cheyenne. It's only five miles from here, but I forgot the name of the city. If I remember, I'll tell you.
Hawkeye: Okay.
Mirage: *Laughing* I'm teasing you. I'm moving into this town from Denver.
Hawkeye: That's great!
Stylo: Yep.
Mirage: Oh, Pete wants to see you. He says there's a problem between him, and the drunk bus driver.
Hawkeye: Oh no.

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