What Makes 1D Beautiful


Harry: Zayn's cheekbones and his nose hairs.

Liam: And that we call him Wayne.

Louis: Wayne, Kyle, Barry, Hughey, and Ian.

Harry: Or Louis is Chop Suey.

Louis: Niall is kitchen tile.

Harry: Or nail file.

Q: What makes Nail File so beautiful?

Harry: It's his sand paper edges.

Zayn: His beautiful blonde hair.

Louis: He's Irish, did you know?

Niall: You're such an idiot. Barry Miles. His nostril hair.

Zayn: His dimples.

Harry: My favorite thing about Chop Suey are his eyelashes.

Liam: Hong Kong Phooey has a good sense of style.

Zayn: Liam's chiseled physique.

Harry: His abs and his calf muscles.