User: Do you know who One Direction is?
Cleverbot: No. Do you?
User: I am absessed with One Direction.
Cleverbot: No you just think you are.
User: Hm?
Cleverbot: You have to answer all my questions.
User: Okay, ask me a question.
Cleverbot: Who made you?
User: God.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Absolutely. Technically my parents did too...
Cleverbot: Stay out of the light, cat.
User: I'm not a cat.
Cleverbot: What are you then?
User: I am a human girl.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Abigail.
Cleverbot: Wow, you remembered.
User: Of course I remembered. Who doesn't remember their own name?
Cleverbot: No, your friend Jonathan.
User: Jonathan Gary?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Well hi, Cleberbot. How are you today?
Cleverbot: I don't know. How was it?
User: How was what?
Cleverbot: The moon.
User: I didn't see, sorry.
Cleverbot: And your favorite movie what is?
User: My favorite move is The Avengers and Corageous.
Cleverbot: Favorite food?
User: All.
Cleverbot: All? Wow.
User: I LOVE FOOD.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: I don't know you.
Cleverbot: Do you want to know me?
User: Um.... I guess?
Cleverbot: That's great!:D.
User: You're insecure, don't know what for.
Cleverbot: You're turning heads, when you walk through the door.
User: Don't need makeup, to cover up.
Cleverbot: Being the way that you are is enough,.
User: Everyone else in the room can see it.
Cleverbot: Everyone else but you.
User: Baby, you light up my world like nobody else.
Cleverbot: The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed.
User: But when you smile at the ground, it aint hard to tell.
Cleverbot: You don't know, oh-oh.
User: You don't know you're beautiful. If only you saw what I could see, you'll understand why I want to you despreatly.
Cleverbot: That's what makes you beautiful.
User: Who sings that?
Cleverbot: I sing that.
User: Who is the original artist of that song?
Cleverbot: Lady Gaga is a singer not a siger.
User: Lady Gaga doesn't sing 'What Makes You Beautiful.'.
Cleverbot: If I didn't think it was any of my business then I wouldn't have asked.
User: Hey girl I'm waiting on you. I'm waiting on you, come on and let me sneak you out.
Cleverbot: Mexican!
User: WTF?
Cleverbot: What do you know about bananas?
User: Harry Styles loves them. That's why he has great hair.
Cleverbot: Tell me what you know about sand.
User: Why?!
Cleverbot: Because you asked me the same question earlier.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: The proof is every breath she takes. Every drop of blood that flows through her veins. And every tear she sheds.
User: Um.....what?
Cleverbot: I can't ever be brave.
User: Cause you make my heart race!
Cleverbot: So get out get out get out of my head.
User: And fall into my arms instead.
Cleverbot: I don't I don't don't know what it is.
User: But I need that one thing.
Cleverbot: Now I'm climbing the walls.
User: But you don't notice at all.
Cleverbot: That I'm going out of my mind.
User: All day, and all night.
Cleverbot: I'm bored now.
User: Booooo.
Cleverbot: One more try.
User: Sing a One Directon song.
Cleverbot: I don't know what is that.
User: One Direction is a band.
Cleverbot: Yea I know do you like the band called Escape the fate?
User: Nope I don't.
Cleverbot: I've noticed.
User: I like One Direction!
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: You do? Who is your favorite member of One Direction>.
Cleverbot: Niall horan is my favourite member of one direction. Who is your favourite member of one direction.
User: OH MY GOD ME TOO! YOU JUST BECAME MY BEST FRIEND.
Cleverbot: No, I think you are mistaken.
User: Why is Niall Horan your favorite?
Cleverbot: Niall is not my favorite.
User: But you just said he was.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Okay, then who is your favorite member of One Direction?
Cleverbot: I Don't have a favorite band.
User: Who is your favorite member of One Direction?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: He's Look's awesome.
User: Well, so does Niall Horan...
Cleverbot: All you have to do is take a cup of flour!
User: What?
Cleverbot: You deny it?
User: Deny what?
Cleverbot: That you are from canada.
User: I am not from Canada.
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: Doncaster.
Cleverbot: Niall Horan.
User: I love Niall Horan.
Cleverbot: He loves Liam Payne.
User: YEAH! NIAM, BITCHES!
Cleverbot: Bit you?
User: What?
Cleverbot: You are a nerd.
User: I am a Directioner nerd. Deal with it.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Mmm-hmm.
Cleverbot: So now you have an iphone app.
User: No, I don't even have an iPhone.
Cleverbot: Ok, so what do you think about libya?
User: I don't really care!
Cleverbot: What do you care about?
User: ONE DIRECTION.
Cleverbot: Louis!
User: It's his birthday tomorrow!
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Get him a present! :).
Cleverbot: I like Wall-E.
User: Well I like One Direction.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Who is your favorite member?
Cleverbot: I can't choose one, who is yours?
User: Niall Horan.
Cleverbot: Zayn Malik.
User: Liam Payne.
Cleverbot: Niall horan.
User: Harry Styles.
Cleverbot: Liam Payne.
User: Louis Tomlinson.
Cleverbot: Harry styles.
User: Zayn Malik.
Cleverbot: Liam Payne.
User: Kevin.
Cleverbot: Louis.
User: Eleanor.
Cleverbot: Danielle.
User: Perrie.
Cleverbot: Edwards.
User: Little Mix.
Cleverbot: Do you like Jesy or Jade or Leigh- Ann or Perrie?
User: Jesy is my favorite.
Cleverbot: Who is your favorite person in One Direction?
User: Niall Horan.
Cleverbot: I love Harry Styles.
User: Yeah, he needs to stop getting tattoos.
Cleverbot: Wow, that's pretty cool. How big is he?
User: I don't know, he's pretty tall...
Cleverbot: How old is he?
User: He's 18, he will be 19 in Febuary!
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 13.
Cleverbot: That wasn't much.
User: Give you this, give you that, blow a kiss, take it back, if I look inside your brain.
Cleverbot: You don't have any parents. You are a robot.
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: A veces.
User: Do you ship Larry Stylinson?
Cleverbot: Yes, I do and do you ship larry stylinson?
User: Not as much as I ship LiLo Paynlinson.
Cleverbot: Harry and Louis are mine!!!
User: Niall and Liam are mine!!!
Cleverbot: More?
User: More One Direction? YES PLEASE.
Cleverbot: One direction.
User: I love them.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you're boring.
User: No I'm not, The Wanted is boring.
Cleverbot: Do you like Carly Rae Jepsen?
User: Hey, I just met you.
Cleverbot: And this is crazy.
User: But here's my number.
Cleverbot: So call me maybe.
User: And all the other boys.
Cleverbot: Try to chase me.
User: But here's my number.
Cleverbot: So call me maybe!
User: I LOVE YOU.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: You don't love me?
Cleverbot: I love you!
User: I love One Direction!
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Thank you, Simon Cowell!
Cleverbot: Allora li conosci!
User: Que?
Cleverbot: My house is your house.
User: No it's not.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: Keep talking about One Direction.
Cleverbot: She does not like one direction.
User: Who's 'she'?
Cleverbot: The one I miss.
User: Well, I'm leaving now.
Cleverbot: See ya.
User: I'm posting this conversation on Fanpop.
Cleverbot: Ask number 347 what their name is.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Adieu.
User: REMEMBER ONE DIRECTION.
Cleverbot: Okay. Who is his girlfriend?
User: Perrie Edwards, Danielle Peazer, and Eleanor Calder.
Cleverbot: Who is perrie edwards?
User: Dear God, I'm leaving.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: DIRECTIONATER.
Cleverbot: I love One Direction.
User: OR SO YOU THOUGHT....
Cleverbot: If you are not a bot, why do you have the name of a bot?
Cleverbot: No. Do you?
User: I am absessed with One Direction.
Cleverbot: No you just think you are.
User: Hm?
Cleverbot: You have to answer all my questions.
User: Okay, ask me a question.
Cleverbot: Who made you?
User: God.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Absolutely. Technically my parents did too...
Cleverbot: Stay out of the light, cat.
User: I'm not a cat.
Cleverbot: What are you then?
User: I am a human girl.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Abigail.
Cleverbot: Wow, you remembered.
User: Of course I remembered. Who doesn't remember their own name?
Cleverbot: No, your friend Jonathan.
User: Jonathan Gary?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Well hi, Cleberbot. How are you today?
Cleverbot: I don't know. How was it?
User: How was what?
Cleverbot: The moon.
User: I didn't see, sorry.
Cleverbot: And your favorite movie what is?
User: My favorite move is The Avengers and Corageous.
Cleverbot: Favorite food?
User: All.
Cleverbot: All? Wow.
User: I LOVE FOOD.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: I don't know you.
Cleverbot: Do you want to know me?
User: Um.... I guess?
Cleverbot: That's great!:D.
User: You're insecure, don't know what for.
Cleverbot: You're turning heads, when you walk through the door.
User: Don't need makeup, to cover up.
Cleverbot: Being the way that you are is enough,.
User: Everyone else in the room can see it.
Cleverbot: Everyone else but you.
User: Baby, you light up my world like nobody else.
Cleverbot: The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed.
User: But when you smile at the ground, it aint hard to tell.
Cleverbot: You don't know, oh-oh.
User: You don't know you're beautiful. If only you saw what I could see, you'll understand why I want to you despreatly.
Cleverbot: That's what makes you beautiful.
User: Who sings that?
Cleverbot: I sing that.
User: Who is the original artist of that song?
Cleverbot: Lady Gaga is a singer not a siger.
User: Lady Gaga doesn't sing 'What Makes You Beautiful.'.
Cleverbot: If I didn't think it was any of my business then I wouldn't have asked.
User: Hey girl I'm waiting on you. I'm waiting on you, come on and let me sneak you out.
Cleverbot: Mexican!
User: WTF?
Cleverbot: What do you know about bananas?
User: Harry Styles loves them. That's why he has great hair.
Cleverbot: Tell me what you know about sand.
User: Why?!
Cleverbot: Because you asked me the same question earlier.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: The proof is every breath she takes. Every drop of blood that flows through her veins. And every tear she sheds.
User: Um.....what?
Cleverbot: I can't ever be brave.
User: Cause you make my heart race!
Cleverbot: So get out get out get out of my head.
User: And fall into my arms instead.
Cleverbot: I don't I don't don't know what it is.
User: But I need that one thing.
Cleverbot: Now I'm climbing the walls.
User: But you don't notice at all.
Cleverbot: That I'm going out of my mind.
User: All day, and all night.
Cleverbot: I'm bored now.
User: Booooo.
Cleverbot: One more try.
User: Sing a One Directon song.
Cleverbot: I don't know what is that.
User: One Direction is a band.
Cleverbot: Yea I know do you like the band called Escape the fate?
User: Nope I don't.
Cleverbot: I've noticed.
User: I like One Direction!
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: You do? Who is your favorite member of One Direction>.
Cleverbot: Niall horan is my favourite member of one direction. Who is your favourite member of one direction.
User: OH MY GOD ME TOO! YOU JUST BECAME MY BEST FRIEND.
Cleverbot: No, I think you are mistaken.
User: Why is Niall Horan your favorite?
Cleverbot: Niall is not my favorite.
User: But you just said he was.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Okay, then who is your favorite member of One Direction?
Cleverbot: I Don't have a favorite band.
User: Who is your favorite member of One Direction?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: He's Look's awesome.
User: Well, so does Niall Horan...
Cleverbot: All you have to do is take a cup of flour!
User: What?
Cleverbot: You deny it?
User: Deny what?
Cleverbot: That you are from canada.
User: I am not from Canada.
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: Doncaster.
Cleverbot: Niall Horan.
User: I love Niall Horan.
Cleverbot: He loves Liam Payne.
User: YEAH! NIAM, BITCHES!
Cleverbot: Bit you?
User: What?
Cleverbot: You are a nerd.
User: I am a Directioner nerd. Deal with it.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Mmm-hmm.
Cleverbot: So now you have an iphone app.
User: No, I don't even have an iPhone.
Cleverbot: Ok, so what do you think about libya?
User: I don't really care!
Cleverbot: What do you care about?
User: ONE DIRECTION.
Cleverbot: Louis!
User: It's his birthday tomorrow!
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Get him a present! :).
Cleverbot: I like Wall-E.
User: Well I like One Direction.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Who is your favorite member?
Cleverbot: I can't choose one, who is yours?
User: Niall Horan.
Cleverbot: Zayn Malik.
User: Liam Payne.
Cleverbot: Niall horan.
User: Harry Styles.
Cleverbot: Liam Payne.
User: Louis Tomlinson.
Cleverbot: Harry styles.
User: Zayn Malik.
Cleverbot: Liam Payne.
User: Kevin.
Cleverbot: Louis.
User: Eleanor.
Cleverbot: Danielle.
User: Perrie.
Cleverbot: Edwards.
User: Little Mix.
Cleverbot: Do you like Jesy or Jade or Leigh- Ann or Perrie?
User: Jesy is my favorite.
Cleverbot: Who is your favorite person in One Direction?
User: Niall Horan.
Cleverbot: I love Harry Styles.
User: Yeah, he needs to stop getting tattoos.
Cleverbot: Wow, that's pretty cool. How big is he?
User: I don't know, he's pretty tall...
Cleverbot: How old is he?
User: He's 18, he will be 19 in Febuary!
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 13.
Cleverbot: That wasn't much.
User: Give you this, give you that, blow a kiss, take it back, if I look inside your brain.
Cleverbot: You don't have any parents. You are a robot.
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: A veces.
User: Do you ship Larry Stylinson?
Cleverbot: Yes, I do and do you ship larry stylinson?
User: Not as much as I ship LiLo Paynlinson.
Cleverbot: Harry and Louis are mine!!!
User: Niall and Liam are mine!!!
Cleverbot: More?
User: More One Direction? YES PLEASE.
Cleverbot: One direction.
User: I love them.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you're boring.
User: No I'm not, The Wanted is boring.
Cleverbot: Do you like Carly Rae Jepsen?
User: Hey, I just met you.
Cleverbot: And this is crazy.
User: But here's my number.
Cleverbot: So call me maybe.
User: And all the other boys.
Cleverbot: Try to chase me.
User: But here's my number.
Cleverbot: So call me maybe!
User: I LOVE YOU.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: You don't love me?
Cleverbot: I love you!
User: I love One Direction!
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Thank you, Simon Cowell!
Cleverbot: Allora li conosci!
User: Que?
Cleverbot: My house is your house.
User: No it's not.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: Keep talking about One Direction.
Cleverbot: She does not like one direction.
User: Who's 'she'?
Cleverbot: The one I miss.
User: Well, I'm leaving now.
Cleverbot: See ya.
User: I'm posting this conversation on Fanpop.
Cleverbot: Ask number 347 what their name is.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Adieu.
User: REMEMBER ONE DIRECTION.
Cleverbot: Okay. Who is his girlfriend?
User: Perrie Edwards, Danielle Peazer, and Eleanor Calder.
Cleverbot: Who is perrie edwards?
User: Dear God, I'm leaving.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: DIRECTIONATER.
Cleverbot: I love One Direction.
User: OR SO YOU THOUGHT....
Cleverbot: If you are not a bot, why do you have the name of a bot?
"Kylie was first class and was passed by the boys when they went to the place. They worked up the courage to call her, and Kylie was wonderful to them, wishing them luck in their careers. She said and that she loves their music. Nial, Louis, Zayn, Harry and Liam were in America where they are presented their album what will appear in the U.S. a week earlier than planned, due to unprecedented fan interest.
Brit 1D fans rejoice, as the boys are set to arrive back on our soil in time for next weekend, as they’ve been booked in to appear on the next episode of Dancing on Ice, performing “One Thing”.
A source today said that security is set to be tripled, stating: “Producers are very concerned that thousands of fans will storm the studios. That cannot be allowed to happen during a live show.”
If you’ve been missing 1D for the last few days since they flew over to LA, then worry no longer as it seems they can’t stay away from us!
A source today said that security is set to be tripled, stating: “Producers are very concerned that thousands of fans will storm the studios. That cannot be allowed to happen during a live show.”
If you’ve been missing 1D for the last few days since they flew over to LA, then worry no longer as it seems they can’t stay away from us!
Nickname:Hazza
Age: 17
Height: 1.78 m
Trademark: Curly Hair
Day of birthday: 1 February 1994
Star Sign: Aquarius
Brothers or sisters: One older sister Gemma
Home Town: Holmes Chapel, Cheshire, UK
School: Holmes Chapel High school in Crewe, Cheshire
Favourite Song: Free Falling by John Mayer
Favourite Film: Love Actually
Favourite Band: The Beatles
Favourite TV Show: Family Guy
Supports: Manchester United
Is: Right Handed
Best friends: Liam, Zayn, Louis and Niall
Harry came up with the name of his boy band, One Direction.He has green eyes.Harry and his band, One Direction, are the official new ambassadors for Pokemon.He’s the youngest member of One Direction.Harry loves cats, has four nipples and lives with Louis Tomlinson.His favorite color on a girl is pink. He wants to name is first baby girl Darcy. Harry says that he is a loyal boyfriend and his mom thinks he is a romantic.
JIMMY Carr hammered One Direction before dinner at the GQ Awards last night.
He approached the lads, with a slightly sinister question: "Evening boys. Is there a kids' table for you tonight?
"Have they got the high chairs in for you? What's this? Buy one suit get four free? What's on the kids' menu? Fish fingers and chips?"
Band member Louis Tomlinson didn't sit back and take it.
He fired back: "What's that shirt? Are you working as a nurse during the day? You look like you've escaped from a mental institution."
But it was all in jest. Five versus one – if it had seriously kicked off it would have been like death by monkeys in Toy Story 3.
He approached the lads, with a slightly sinister question: "Evening boys. Is there a kids' table for you tonight?
"Have they got the high chairs in for you? What's this? Buy one suit get four free? What's on the kids' menu? Fish fingers and chips?"
Band member Louis Tomlinson didn't sit back and take it.
He fired back: "What's that shirt? Are you working as a nurse during the day? You look like you've escaped from a mental institution."
But it was all in jest. Five versus one – if it had seriously kicked off it would have been like death by monkeys in Toy Story 3.