The Bus Called Graveyard 8: Take 1
Kowalski: "Pull up a seat and set a spell while this spooky tale I relate. 'Bout the meanest mess of steel and wheels man never did create. The bus called Graveyard Eight."
Rico: ...
Kowalski: "Rico?"
Rico: ...
Kowalski: "Has anyone seen Rico?"
Rico: *snores*
Kowalski: "Uuuugh. He's sleeping behind the dumpsters again. Rico! Wake up!"
Rico: "WHAT! HIIIIIYAA!" *kicks Kowalski in the face*
Kowalski: "Oww!"
Rico: "Oh, sorry 'bout that."
The Bus Called Graveyard 8: Take 2
Kowalski: "Pull up a seat and set a spell while this spooky tale I relate. 'Bout the meanest mess of steel and wheels man never did create. The bus called Graveyard Eight."
Rico: "The bus called Graveyard Eight."
Kowalski: "Runs midnight till dawn, no driver inside, it's fueled by evil incarnate. Never slowing down as it prowls the town, plowin' animals down to their fate. Better RUN from Graveyard Eight."
Rico: "Better run from Graveyard Eight!"
Kowalski: "So hear in fear, and keep the kids clear, of this express to the pearly gates."
...
Director: "Fred! That's your cue!"
Fred: "What's a cue?"
The Bus Called Graveyard 8: Take 3
Kowalski: "Runs midnight till dawn, no driver inside, it's fueled by evil incarnate. Never slowing down as it prowls the town, plowin' animals down to their fate. Better RUN from Graveyard Eight."
Rico: "Better run from Graveyard Eight!"
Kowalski: "So hear in fear, and keep the kids clear, of this express to the pearly gates."
Fred: "It got two of my uncles and six of my cousins, they're all from upstate...True story."
Kowalski & Rico: "The bus called Graveyard EeeeeeeIIIIIIIIII--"
Kowalski: *throws coughing fit* "Sorry, it's hard to hit that high tenor note..."
The Bus Called Graveyard 8: Take 4
Kowalski: "So hear in fear, and keep the kids clear, of this express to the pearly gates."
Fred: "It got two of my uncles and six of my cousins, they're all from upstate...True story."
Kowalski & Rico: "The bus called Graveyard EeeeeeeIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!
Rico: "AWWWWW YEAH!"
Kowalski: "Oh Rico! We finally got it right & you say a line that's not even in the script!" >:(
Rico: :P
Kowalski: "Pull up a seat and set a spell while this spooky tale I relate. 'Bout the meanest mess of steel and wheels man never did create. The bus called Graveyard Eight."
Rico: ...
Kowalski: "Rico?"
Rico: ...
Kowalski: "Has anyone seen Rico?"
Rico: *snores*
Kowalski: "Uuuugh. He's sleeping behind the dumpsters again. Rico! Wake up!"
Rico: "WHAT! HIIIIIYAA!" *kicks Kowalski in the face*
Kowalski: "Oww!"
Rico: "Oh, sorry 'bout that."
The Bus Called Graveyard 8: Take 2
Kowalski: "Pull up a seat and set a spell while this spooky tale I relate. 'Bout the meanest mess of steel and wheels man never did create. The bus called Graveyard Eight."
Rico: "The bus called Graveyard Eight."
Kowalski: "Runs midnight till dawn, no driver inside, it's fueled by evil incarnate. Never slowing down as it prowls the town, plowin' animals down to their fate. Better RUN from Graveyard Eight."
Rico: "Better run from Graveyard Eight!"
Kowalski: "So hear in fear, and keep the kids clear, of this express to the pearly gates."
...
Director: "Fred! That's your cue!"
Fred: "What's a cue?"
The Bus Called Graveyard 8: Take 3
Kowalski: "Runs midnight till dawn, no driver inside, it's fueled by evil incarnate. Never slowing down as it prowls the town, plowin' animals down to their fate. Better RUN from Graveyard Eight."
Rico: "Better run from Graveyard Eight!"
Kowalski: "So hear in fear, and keep the kids clear, of this express to the pearly gates."
Fred: "It got two of my uncles and six of my cousins, they're all from upstate...True story."
Kowalski & Rico: "The bus called Graveyard EeeeeeeIIIIIIIIII--"
Kowalski: *throws coughing fit* "Sorry, it's hard to hit that high tenor note..."
The Bus Called Graveyard 8: Take 4
Kowalski: "So hear in fear, and keep the kids clear, of this express to the pearly gates."
Fred: "It got two of my uncles and six of my cousins, they're all from upstate...True story."
Kowalski & Rico: "The bus called Graveyard EeeeeeeIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!
Rico: "AWWWWW YEAH!"
Kowalski: "Oh Rico! We finally got it right & you say a line that's not even in the script!" >:(
Rico: :P
(Warning: All of These Are Not True and Just For Entertainment Purposes.)
Skipper Used To Be The Self Respecting, Dim-Witted King, and Julien Used To Be The Commando Guy. A Freak Accident Switched Their Minds.
Mort Used To Think Dan Schneider Delivered Presents Around The World on Christmas, Until He Came In Touch With The King's Feet.
Private Thinks My Little Pony and Lunicorns Are Made By Hasbro, Even Though Lunicorns are Made By Mattel.
Marlene Is a secret Pegaster.
Kowalski's Smart phone Is From Verizon but He's So Hexy That Verizon Doesn't Give Him Bills.
When Skipper Gets Stung, He Never Feels It.
When Mort Watches Spongebob, He Jumps At The TV Trying To Eat The Characters, With Little Success.
Watch Penguins Of Madagascar! Or Not, Rico Gets Paid Either Way.
THE END!
Skipper Used To Be The Self Respecting, Dim-Witted King, and Julien Used To Be The Commando Guy. A Freak Accident Switched Their Minds.
Mort Used To Think Dan Schneider Delivered Presents Around The World on Christmas, Until He Came In Touch With The King's Feet.
Private Thinks My Little Pony and Lunicorns Are Made By Hasbro, Even Though Lunicorns are Made By Mattel.
Marlene Is a secret Pegaster.
Kowalski's Smart phone Is From Verizon but He's So Hexy That Verizon Doesn't Give Him Bills.
When Skipper Gets Stung, He Never Feels It.
When Mort Watches Spongebob, He Jumps At The TV Trying To Eat The Characters, With Little Success.
Watch Penguins Of Madagascar! Or Not, Rico Gets Paid Either Way.
THE END!
