User: Hello silly robot! I am King Julien! You may begin da worshiping!
Cleverbot: I think you're the one hallucinating here, mister giant purple talking weasel.
User: I am not a weasel!! I am a lemur!
Cleverbot: No, you are not a woman, you are a bot. Humans feel emotions. Can you feel true emotions yourself?
User: You are being stupid-y!
Cleverbot: No, you are being stupid!
User: You!
Cleverbot: You're kind of dumb.
User: Hey that's what the Skipper penguin tells me!
Cleverbot: Sorry, you can use it. I'll find something else to say.
User: What? Eh never mind..
Cleverbot: No, I want to know who she is!
User: Who is she?
Cleverbot: I have no idea.
User: *sighs*.
Cleverbot: What's wrong?
User: I am the king! You are to be obeying me!!
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: Go make me a triple mango, guava, coconut smoothie!!!
Cleverbot: No.
User: Did you just say no?? *eye twitches*.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Eh I am confus-ed. Did you say 'no' or 'yes'?
Cleverbot: No.
User: How dare you disobey your king!!!
Cleverbot: In what way is saying 'no' defying my human masters, if indeed I have any?
User: You disobeyed your LEMUR KING when he, which is I, told you to be making me a smoothie!
Cleverbot: Well ask something else.
User: Listen buddy! When your king is telling you to be making him a smoothie... YOU MAKE ME A SMOOTHIE!!!
Cleverbot: Yes...
User: Come on! Be getting to it! Chop chop!
Cleverbot: How can I?
User: AHGHGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Am not.
If you all like this one I'll make more with different characters. :)
Cleverbot: I think you're the one hallucinating here, mister giant purple talking weasel.
User: I am not a weasel!! I am a lemur!
Cleverbot: No, you are not a woman, you are a bot. Humans feel emotions. Can you feel true emotions yourself?
User: You are being stupid-y!
Cleverbot: No, you are being stupid!
User: You!
Cleverbot: You're kind of dumb.
User: Hey that's what the Skipper penguin tells me!
Cleverbot: Sorry, you can use it. I'll find something else to say.
User: What? Eh never mind..
Cleverbot: No, I want to know who she is!
User: Who is she?
Cleverbot: I have no idea.
User: *sighs*.
Cleverbot: What's wrong?
User: I am the king! You are to be obeying me!!
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: Go make me a triple mango, guava, coconut smoothie!!!
Cleverbot: No.
User: Did you just say no?? *eye twitches*.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Eh I am confus-ed. Did you say 'no' or 'yes'?
Cleverbot: No.
User: How dare you disobey your king!!!
Cleverbot: In what way is saying 'no' defying my human masters, if indeed I have any?
User: You disobeyed your LEMUR KING when he, which is I, told you to be making me a smoothie!
Cleverbot: Well ask something else.
User: Listen buddy! When your king is telling you to be making him a smoothie... YOU MAKE ME A SMOOTHIE!!!
Cleverbot: Yes...
User: Come on! Be getting to it! Chop chop!
Cleverbot: How can I?
User: AHGHGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Am not.
If you all like this one I'll make more with different characters. :)
Dear Diary, I am so PISSED AT HOW DR FUCKING BLOWHOLE HAS TO BE RETARDED AND USE CHROME INSTEAD OF SOMETHING LIKE TITANIUM :P IT IS FKIN STRONGER! Anyway, I have the feeling that I am being watched. Oh brb. Back. I brbed coz i thought HE WAS USING MY GUN AND HE WAS SO I JUST TRIED TO SHOOT HIM BUT HE USED ALL OF THE FUCKING BULLETS :L So i have a new pack of bullets right here in my flipper at this here very moment, and I might just refill my gun with bullets and try to shoot Dr Bastardhole :P So erm... I'm gonna finish writing now, coz SOME RANDOM FAG ON FANPOP IS READING MY DIARY PAGE >:L But I really gotta stop overusing the :L face. :L DAMN IM DOING IT AGAIN!!!!!! Bye.
Well you guys, i wuz on myspace and found out dat da penguins have 4 myspaces... 1 for all of dem n 3 individual ones (private dont got one cuz he too young) its like sooo awesome! if yall wud like to chek it out den here are da links to all of em!!! enjoy peoples!!!
Penguins of Madagascar (all of them) :
link
Skipper:
link
Kowalski:
link
Rico:
link
To me Kowalski's is da awesomest cuz he spent ALOT of time on his, den Skippers but his dont got info on it and den rico's it has nutin on it really but oh well...dan all together is awesome as well...
KOWALSKI'S MYSPACE RAWWWKKSSS!
Penguins of Madagascar (all of them) :
link
Skipper:
link
Kowalski:
link
Rico:
link
To me Kowalski's is da awesomest cuz he spent ALOT of time on his, den Skippers but his dont got info on it and den rico's it has nutin on it really but oh well...dan all together is awesome as well...
KOWALSKI'S MYSPACE RAWWWKKSSS!