Penguins of Madagascar Article: King Julien's conversation with Cleverbot

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King Julien's conversation with Cleverbot

posted by _Lexii23_

User: Hello silly robot! I am King Julien! You may begin da worshiping!

Cleverbot: I think you're the one hallucinating here, mister giant purple talking weasel.

User: I am not a weasel!! I am a lemur!

Cleverbot: No, you are not a woman, you are a bot. Humans feel emotions. Can you feel true emotions yourself?

User: You are being stupid-y!

Cleverbot: No, you are being stupid!

User: You!

Cleverbot: You're kind of dumb.

User: Hey that's what the Skipper penguin tells me!

Cleverbot: Sorry, you can use it. I'll find something else to say.

User: What? Eh never mind..

Cleverbot: No, I want to know who she is!

User: Who is she?

Cleverbot: I have no idea.

User: *sighs*.

Cleverbot: What's wrong?

User: I am the king! You are to be obeying me!!

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: Go make me a triple mango, guava, coconut smoothie!!!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Did you just say no?? *eye twitches*.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Eh I am confus-ed. Did you say 'no' or 'yes'?

Cleverbot: No.

User: How dare you disobey your king!!!

Cleverbot: In what way is saying 'no' defying my human masters, if indeed I have any?

User: You disobeyed your LEMUR KING when he, which is I, told you to be making me a smoothie!

Cleverbot: Well ask something else.

User: Listen buddy! When your king is telling you to be making him a smoothie... YOU MAKE ME A SMOOTHIE!!!

Cleverbot: Yes...

User: Come on! Be getting to it! Chop chop!

Cleverbot: How can I?

User: AHGHGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Am not.

If you all like this one I'll make more with different characters. :)

CoolNG90, knd-pom-sp and 3 others like this

27Kowalski Ahah! That's hilarious! Please make more!

_Lexii23_ Thanks! :) I'm working on one with Mort XD

27Kowalski Ahah, can't wait to read it!

carsfan LOL! XD Loved it! :D

_Lexii23_ XD thank you! :)

peacebaby7 LOVE IT! THAT WAS HILARIOUS! PLEASE MAKE ANOTHER! XD My favorite part: Cleverbot: You're kind of dumb. User: Hey that's what the Skipper penguin tells me!

_Lexii23_ ^XD I love that part too! Thanks for reading!! :)

xDark_Angelx Funny. I can imagine the other animals (namely the penguins) trying this out as well, also with hilarious and silly results.

_Lexii23_ I'm making one with skipper after I do the Mort one XD

CuteCuddly LOL! I think Cleverbot is actually the clever one in this one!

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I love this Penguins!!!!!!

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A Family Is Formed (Part 1): (11) Escape

posted by peacebaby7

    “I’m sorry, little guy. Did that mean man come in here and take you away?” Lorrie asked Kowalski as she set him back in his cage.

    “No, I went exploring! You should’ve seen me! I opened the door all on my own and everything!” Kowalski chirped excitedly. Lorrie sighed.

    “I’m sorry Preston works for those horrible people. I’m glad you don’t understand what’s going on. I would hate for you to realize how cruel the world is,” Lorrie said as her eyes went dark. Kowalski sighed and reached through the cage,...

Penguins of Madagascar battle phrases part 2-- victory phrases..

posted by spmana123

This is what they would say after they won a battle...

Skipper:and you thought u could beat me...heh...

Kowlaski: my calculations are NEVER wrong....I told u I would win...

Private: I...I won? YAY!!

Rico: that was it?....I barely broke a sweat...

Julien: HAHA! Nobody can handle my dancing!

Maurice: julien! I must not lose or he'll get mad...

Mort: for juliens feet! Hehe....

Fred: I'm sorry....I didn't even know we were foghting...

Dr.blowhole: the world will be mine!! Nobody can stop me!"laughs evily"

Johnson: that was barely a warm up....oh we'll...

Manfredi: heh...I told u would lose a body part....

Marlene: don't underestimate me because I'm a girl...

Roger: aww I feel bad now...want some tea to help heal up your wounds?

Rat king: I'm the strongest there ever is!!!

Hans: just like in Denmark...I always win...hehe...

Tell me what u think:)

The Good, the Bad, the Dangerous, chapter 5

posted by queenpalm

Soon after, we begin to tell our scary stories. The bunnies did a cute one, the world was out of carrots! (lol) Emma told the story of when the penguins were discovered by the world. (um, their story is already spoiled all over the Internet) Marlene did one about an invasion of space squids. (that already happened!) There were some more, but I don't feel like telling them.
It started to get windy when Livi told her story. Very very windy! At Shelly's story, I swear I saw lighting in the distance. It was okay, according to my calculations, we should be finished by the time the storm comes. ...

The Good, the Bad, the Dangerous, chapter 3

posted by queenpalm

The next day passed quickly. The girls bustled around to get everything ready. Monique and I made a run to the Snackiterium. I spent a great portion of my day making smoothies for everyone coming and putting them into the freezer. I made fruit smoothies and fish smoothies. I mean, I understand the fruit, but still, it's gross how those animals eat fish all the time. How can they stand it!
All the girls in the zoo were talking. I did my daily reports early, and Keeper P purposely made the zoo close early. At about 4:00, we (the girls) gathered by the tunnel to Central Park. Annabella, Michelle,...

Corpse party/penguins: chapter 6

posted by spmana123

Freddy: here....try this bathroom...

Private: ok....

Private and Freddy had walked all over the place looking for a bathroom for private, but had no luck whatsoever, this was the last bathroom stall, hopefully it was good.

While private was in the bathroom, Freddy heard a familiar voice to him, it was his friend mike, who came running up to him.

Mike: oh thank god! Your alive!

Freddy: mike! Your ok too!

Mike: thank god I found you, everyone else we knew I have found dead or noted from them..... God! What happened! We were all just having a blast a few hours ago, and now everyone we know is dead!

Freddy:...

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A Banished Prince (Part 2) Chapter 2: Panic!

posted by legendary7

To the oblivion of the humans, Nigel; Private's mother; and Private waddle sleathly at their feet. Private has never seen so many humans in his life, let alone in the same place. He seems helplessly intrigued in them and their bizzare nature. As each one takes a step, he admires how giant-like their feet seem. There are different designs on their feet. That's silly Private thinks. They seem to be able to take them off.
His mother finds him wide-eyed. "Those are called shoes, Private."
"Sho-es?" Private repeats.
"Yes, the people wear them to protect their feet." She teaches the little penguin....

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A Banished Prince (Part 2) Chapter 1: Voyage to A New Home

posted by legendary7

"Bye! Bye!" Private calls, still waving his fins in his mother's flippers.
"Nigel! Come here! Private's okay!" She cheers, and brings him closer. "I love you, Private! I'm so sorry!" She whispers.
"I love you, too; mummy." Private smiles. That's when Nigel waddles up. Private jumps out of her fins and into his uncle's.
"Uncle Nigel!"
"Private! Hello, lad! My it seems like you've grown!"
"Uncle Nigel,"
"I'm serious." Nigel lovingly rubbed the top of Private's head. He giggles, and removes Nigel's flipper.
"Private, who was that?" His mom ponders.
"Oh, that's Skippah!" Private points.
"Skippah?" The...

Which Way Is Home? (fanfiction based on daydream from hearing "It Will Rain")

posted by mostar1219

Gio and Private were out in the park getting some snowcones and spending some time together. They felt like there would be no separating them.
When they got back to the HQ, though, they found that Skipper had a postcard in his flippers for Gio. Apparently, Gio was the only one in the group that knew how to read, so they didn't jump to any conclusions until she read it.
"Let me see that," Gio said to Skipper, who gave the postcard to her.
It had a picture of the Brookfield Zoo, her old home. When she was reading it, her smile slowly turned into a frown.
"What does it say?" Private asked.
"It says,...

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I Need You Back (humanized fanfiction about daydream from hearing "Life After You" by Daughtry)

posted by mostar1219

She was just about 10 miles from Manhattan, but her car broke down. When Monique got out of the car, she was angry and sad that she kicked her front left tire while crying. Luckily, she broke down by a repair garage. Before she pusher the car closer to the repair garage, she took out her biker outfit and motorcycle from the trunk. She has been riding a motorcycle a lot to get her anger out. She put on the outfit over her clothes and put her helmet on.
By the time she got back on the road again, she was remembering that night.
Flashback
She and Kowalski were out for shrimp. A man was talking mess...

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POM's Gender Bender and Crossover Version Chapter 3

posted by werockz

Chapter 3: Party Drama
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The penguins and the Adventure Time characters who were not penguins anymore walked along the sewer. Finn sighed. He remember his adoptive mother Margaret telling baby Finn a story about how the sewer were like. They walked until they found a label that says: Party Land. "What in the name of shrimps?"Skipper asked by surprise. They saw decorated lights and food. But the most shocking part was the bears and Party Pat dancing and Marshal Lee and Marceline were having a little date. "Whoa! How did you get in here?"Fionna...

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A Banished Prince (Part 1) Chapter 6: From Ruler To Loser

posted by legendary7

This morning, I take my time to get myself prepared. I mope out of bed, and munch on some fish, that were set on the table. The sun hasn't even risen yet. "It couldn't hurt to get a little more sleep." I think.
As soon as I cover myself up with the sheets. My mother notices and folds her flippers across her chest in disappointment.
"Skipper, I know, you're not used to getting up this early and we were both up late, but please, just do this for me."
"I don't wanna go to school! Can't you tell them, I don't feel well?"
"Come on, Skipper, you can't be late on your first day. You're going to make...

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A Banished Prince (Part 1) Chapter 3 Adjusting

posted by legendary7

The morning arrived, sweeping petite white flakes to the snowy tundra. I peak out from under the sheets of snow and I rush into my parents' room as rapidly as my legs can take me. The bed is half vacant, my mother lays asleep by herself.
I climb my way up, grasping the covers. With all the strength I can muster up, I get on top of her shoulder. I start poking her cheek to wake her up.
"Momma, wake up!" I yell, acting as an alarm clock, but she continuously snores. I groan and cross my flippers across my chest.
In a matter of minutes, I lose all interest, and hop down it the bed. To my suprise...

Penguin Bloopers: Kowalski

posted by peacebaby7

Last scene of It's About Time: Take 1

Kowalski: "...Eventually it will swallow the whole universe!"

Rico: *gets angry & throws chronotron into black hole*

*black hole closes*

Kowalski: "But...but that shouldn't have worked, it breaks all...it breaks all...uh, LINE PLEASE!"

Last scene of It's About Time: Take 2

*black hole closes*

Kowalski: "But...but that shouldn't have worked, it breaks all known rules of the universe!"

Skipper: "That's why we call Rico a maverick. He makes his own rules."

Rico: "K-k...Yea!"

Kowalski: "But...But...The uni...uni...ACHOO! Aw, crud."

Last scene of It's About...

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Penguins of the Carribean-Hells door

posted by SkippX101

The look of horror on their faces said it all, Skipper' face was bleeding, but he didn't notice... Considering 8 devil-tenticles were reaching out towards the girl he loved...

*March 20th... 5:30 a.m*
He could hear Rico snoring and Kowalski reciting pi. He was to cold to bother to open his eyes, until through his eyelids, he could see a glow. He hoisted himself up, and stumbled to the steel door, ready to slap Kowalski for waking him up. Instead, as soon as the door creaked open, he immediately realised that the glow wasn't from any of Kowalski's new inventions... It was actually from a old back-pack...

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Normal is Never Real: Chapter 1

posted by SPKR689

A/N: Yes, this is the first chapter. I see that some people were confused on the prologue, just stay calm, I will still answer any questions that you have. This is just the start of the story, short, sweet, and ready for the next.

Chapter 1

I sighed, ‘why is today so boring?’ I asked myself as a walked down the hall to Junior’s room. I could hear him laughing from where I was now. I open the door and see Skipper playing with him. “Hey,” he says, “Just wanted to spend time with Junior. Don’t worry, I didn’t make him fight any space squids today, right...

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Psycho: Chapter 10

posted by 67Dodge

Lily finally felt safe when Private's footsteps faded away upstairs, apparently, he went to find Lily, but he's still searching. She looked at the cellar door, was it safe to enter?Yes, it was. She opened the door, which went down a flight of stairs, she noticed the room had stuffed birds too. Taxidermist's birds, eternally stuffed and mounted for display. 'Blech, that's nasty, killing a bird, gutting it and stuffing it with cotton is nasty,' thought Lily, looking around. The taxidermed animals soon started varying, lizards in preserving jars, whole parasites stuffed in alcohol jars, a deer...

Lilly! Don't go!- Part 5

posted by skipperfan5431

As soon as Allison left, Rico sent a transmition to Lilly telling her to look out her window. Well, she did and the boys were standing on her balcony. " Rico! Private! Kowalski!" Cried Lilly with joy. " Hello? said Skipper."'Im here too!" " Really? Didn't notice. said Lilly in a sarcastic voice. " Let's go guys, I hate it here!" said Lilly. She grabbed her pretty blue ribbon and they were off. " HALT!!" Said Luke, the same bodygaurd who dragged Lilly to Antarctica in the first place. " On behalf of the Queen of Antarctica,I command you to--- Lilly punches Luke in the face " Im soo sick of that guy!" Lilly said rubbing her fist. They all got on the plane and took off. " Lilly." said Private in a sweet tone. " Isn't it wondorful to be a princess?" he asked. " I guess." Replied Lilly " But I'd much rather be a dirty commando!" Everyone starts laughing, and Lilly didn't even remember she hates Skipper's guts! THE END!