Snackatarium: Take 1
X: This hiding space is not so sweet! >:) *moves salty sweet snacks out of the way to reveal Marlene*
Marlene: Sweet? Really? That's the joke you-I mean, AAAHHH! *jumps away from X's grab*
X: *finds Marlene behind sodas* This spot is fizzed out! >:)
Marlene: Better, but-AAAHHH! *jumps away from X*
X: *kicks over trash can* And that one was-Where is she?
Marlene: I'm not getting in that filthy trash can! >:/
Director: *sigh* I told you before, it's just props. It's not real garbage!
Marlene: ...Fine...
Snackatarium: Take 2
X: *finds Marlene behind sodas* This spot is fizzed out! >:)
Marlene: Better, but-AAAHHH! *jumps away from X*
X: *kicks over trash can to find Marlene* And that one was just garbage!
Marlene: Oh! Yuck! This really is garbage! You lied to me! >:(
Director: But it shouldn't have be-
Julien: Ahahahahahaaa! Oh! Oh, I so got you, didn't I?! Ahahahahahahaaaa!!!! *doubles over holding stomach*
Marlene: Julien!!!! >:(
Julien: *wipes away tear* What? Be having a sense of humor, silly otter!
Marlene: >=( *chases Julien*
Julien: Yaaah! Somebody help me!! D:
Snackatarium: Take 3
X: *finds Marlene behind sodas* This spot is fizzed out! >:)
Marlene: Better, but-AAAHHH! *jumps away from X*
X: *kicks over trash can to find Marlene* And that one was just garbage!
Marlene: Too much! Too much! DX *X grabs her*
X: Now, where is your penguin pal? >:(
Skipper: Hey! *is shown on a spinning fan* I'm not a fan of you! *leaps off of fan but misses X and lands on Marlene*
Marlene: Ow! Skipper! >:(
Skipper: What? Jumping off of that thing at just the right moment is harder than it looks!
Snackatarium: Take 4
X: *finds Marlene behind sodas* This spot is fizzed out! >:)
Marlene: Better, but-AAAHHH! *jumps away from X*
X: *kicks over trash can to find Marlene* And that one was just garbage!
Marlene: Too much! Too much! DX *X grabs her*
X: Now, where is your penguin pal? >:(
Skipper: Hey! *is shown on a spinning fan* I'm not a fan of you! *jumps off and kicks X in the face knocking him off of his feet*
Marlene: *falls into Skipper's flippers*
[Crazy fan pops out of nowhere and takes pictures]
27K: I knew you loved Marlene! :D *takes picture*
Director: Hey! Who let her in?! >:(
27K: Oh, you two make an adorable couple! <3 *takes pic*
Skipper: *blushes slightly* This is part of the script! Nothing more!
Director: Somebody get security in here! >:(
27K: Then why are you still holding her? >:)
Skipper: ...........*puts Marlene down* I dunno what you're talkin' about...
Marlene: ._.
Security Guard: *starts pulling 27K to the exit*
27K: Hey! Let go of me! I am president of The Penguins of Madagascar fanspot! You'll hear from my lawyer! >:( *gets taken out of studio*
[Awkward silence]
Skipper: *clears throat* So...let's get back to work, shall we?
Snackatarium: Take 5
X: Now, where is your penguin pal? >:(
Skipper: Hey! X! *is shown on a spinning fan* I'm not a fan of you! *jumps off and kicks X in the face knocking him off of his feet*
Marlene: *falls into Skipper's flippers*
Skipper: *runs to hiding place*
X: *gets up and starts looking around* I know you're here, somewhere, penguin. And I will catch you! No matter where you hide! *deranged laugh* I will...
[Skipper and Marlene are shown inside a freezer]
Marlene: *shivering* S-S-Skip-p-per? D-D-Do you hav-v-ve a p-p-p-plan h-her-r-re?
Skipper: Do I? :D We hang tight until this cow juice expires! Then we use the putrid scent of curdled milk to stun and overcome X! >:)
Marlene: N-N-Not s-s-sure ab-b-b-bout th-
Skipper: No, you-
27K: *suddenly appears next to the director* CUT! Hello!? Can't you see you're girlfriend is cold!? Do the gentlemen-like thing and put your flipper around her! >:(
Director: What? But you were...how did...Never mind! Security!
27K: Whaat?! Why are we always hatin' on the fans?! >:/
Security Guard: *about to take 27K's arm*
27K: *pulls away* Back off, buddy! I have a taser! O_o
Security Guard: .....................................
Snackatarium: Take 6
[Skipper and Marlene are shown inside a freezer]
Marlene: *shivering* S-S-Skip-p-per? D-D-Do you hav-v-ve a p-p-p-plan h-her-r-re?
Skipper: Do I? :D We hang tight until this cow juice expires! Then we use the putrid scent of curdled milk to stun and overcome X! >:)
Marlene: N-N-Not s-s-sure ab-b-b-bout th-
Skipper: No, you're right! We'd totally miss the game! OK! Now try this on. That window; it's a little high, and it's gonna be a little-
Marlene: *jumps out of freezer* It's good! Let's go I'm freezing! *makes it to window* Skipper! It totally worked! We can-*gasp* :O
X: *holding Skipper* A bird in a hand is infinitely better than an otter in a rush. But why not have both?! >:) *makes a grab for Marlene*
Marlene: *moves out of the way*
Skipper: *bites X's finger*
X: AAAHHHHH! DX<
Skipper: *spits* I believe the sign says all employees must wash-*X squishes him*
27K: *hits X with stick* Hey! Back off, man! Nobody hurts Skipper! >:( *hits*
X: Ah! Get her off me! D:
Director: Where does this chick keep coming from!?!? >:(
27K: *to director* I am the ninja! *ninja pose*
Director: T_T
Snackatarium: Take 7
Skipper: *spits* I believe the sign says all employees must wash-
X: *squishes Skipper* >:( *looks back to window* Otter's gone...but it don't matter. You, penguin, are the triple power, lotto-grand jackpot prize. The otter was just a two-dollar scratch head. >:)
Marlene: [is shown in top of slushie machine] I don't even get that analogy, but gosh, I think I should be insulted. >:/
X: [on phone] Animal control? Let me speak to the top dog. [pause] No, I don't want to talk to an actual dog, I want to talk to the boss-lady. >:/ [pause]
Marlene: *brings various items from one side of the store ot the other while X is distracted*
X: Why yes. It is indeed former animal control Officer X. Who is this? [pause] Dave? Well, I don't know why you need to know that, Dave! All you need to know is that I need to talk to Supervisor Eubanks. [pause] Well, yes, it does have to do with a penguin, what of it? I-Hello? Dave? I never liked Dave. >:( But that's okay, I'd charge through a hundred blizzards to deliver you to justice. >:)
Marlene: If you're gonna do that, be sure to hydrate! *shuts food into slushie machine causing it to explode in X's face*
[Outside]
Skipper: *bites through licorice rope*
Marlene: Really? You couldn't have done that sooner?
Skipper: I really hate the taste of licorice.
Marlene: So, what do ya think? Pretty good, huh? :D
Skipper: Remember to hydrate? A little weak, but the action? That was pure penguin gold, Marlene! :D
Marlene: Well, uh, thank you! Actually, I was ki-
X: *grabs them* Thought no one was mindin' the saw, hm? Wrong. X is always on the job. *evil laugh*
[Manhole cover drops on X's foot]
X: Owww! *drops Marlene and Skipper*
Skipper/Marlene: *knocks X out with a kick*
27K: See! You two make such a great team! Just kiss already! :D
Skipper: *faceflipper*
Marlene: *rolls eyes*
Director: *throws clipboard away* I give up.
X: This hiding space is not so sweet! >:) *moves salty sweet snacks out of the way to reveal Marlene*
Marlene: Sweet? Really? That's the joke you-I mean, AAAHHH! *jumps away from X's grab*
X: *finds Marlene behind sodas* This spot is fizzed out! >:)
Marlene: Better, but-AAAHHH! *jumps away from X*
X: *kicks over trash can* And that one was-Where is she?
Marlene: I'm not getting in that filthy trash can! >:/
Director: *sigh* I told you before, it's just props. It's not real garbage!
Marlene: ...Fine...
Snackatarium: Take 2
X: *finds Marlene behind sodas* This spot is fizzed out! >:)
Marlene: Better, but-AAAHHH! *jumps away from X*
X: *kicks over trash can to find Marlene* And that one was just garbage!
Marlene: Oh! Yuck! This really is garbage! You lied to me! >:(
Director: But it shouldn't have be-
Julien: Ahahahahahaaa! Oh! Oh, I so got you, didn't I?! Ahahahahahahaaaa!!!! *doubles over holding stomach*
Marlene: Julien!!!! >:(
Julien: *wipes away tear* What? Be having a sense of humor, silly otter!
Marlene: >=( *chases Julien*
Julien: Yaaah! Somebody help me!! D:
Snackatarium: Take 3
X: *finds Marlene behind sodas* This spot is fizzed out! >:)
Marlene: Better, but-AAAHHH! *jumps away from X*
X: *kicks over trash can to find Marlene* And that one was just garbage!
Marlene: Too much! Too much! DX *X grabs her*
X: Now, where is your penguin pal? >:(
Skipper: Hey! *is shown on a spinning fan* I'm not a fan of you! *leaps off of fan but misses X and lands on Marlene*
Marlene: Ow! Skipper! >:(
Skipper: What? Jumping off of that thing at just the right moment is harder than it looks!
Snackatarium: Take 4
X: *finds Marlene behind sodas* This spot is fizzed out! >:)
Marlene: Better, but-AAAHHH! *jumps away from X*
X: *kicks over trash can to find Marlene* And that one was just garbage!
Marlene: Too much! Too much! DX *X grabs her*
X: Now, where is your penguin pal? >:(
Skipper: Hey! *is shown on a spinning fan* I'm not a fan of you! *jumps off and kicks X in the face knocking him off of his feet*
Marlene: *falls into Skipper's flippers*
[Crazy fan pops out of nowhere and takes pictures]
27K: I knew you loved Marlene! :D *takes picture*
Director: Hey! Who let her in?! >:(
27K: Oh, you two make an adorable couple! <3 *takes pic*
Skipper: *blushes slightly* This is part of the script! Nothing more!
Director: Somebody get security in here! >:(
27K: Then why are you still holding her? >:)
Skipper: ...........*puts Marlene down* I dunno what you're talkin' about...
Marlene: ._.
Security Guard: *starts pulling 27K to the exit*
27K: Hey! Let go of me! I am president of The Penguins of Madagascar fanspot! You'll hear from my lawyer! >:( *gets taken out of studio*
[Awkward silence]
Skipper: *clears throat* So...let's get back to work, shall we?
Snackatarium: Take 5
X: Now, where is your penguin pal? >:(
Skipper: Hey! X! *is shown on a spinning fan* I'm not a fan of you! *jumps off and kicks X in the face knocking him off of his feet*
Marlene: *falls into Skipper's flippers*
Skipper: *runs to hiding place*
X: *gets up and starts looking around* I know you're here, somewhere, penguin. And I will catch you! No matter where you hide! *deranged laugh* I will...
[Skipper and Marlene are shown inside a freezer]
Marlene: *shivering* S-S-Skip-p-per? D-D-Do you hav-v-ve a p-p-p-plan h-her-r-re?
Skipper: Do I? :D We hang tight until this cow juice expires! Then we use the putrid scent of curdled milk to stun and overcome X! >:)
Marlene: N-N-Not s-s-sure ab-b-b-bout th-
Skipper: No, you-
27K: *suddenly appears next to the director* CUT! Hello!? Can't you see you're girlfriend is cold!? Do the gentlemen-like thing and put your flipper around her! >:(
Director: What? But you were...how did...Never mind! Security!
27K: Whaat?! Why are we always hatin' on the fans?! >:/
Security Guard: *about to take 27K's arm*
27K: *pulls away* Back off, buddy! I have a taser! O_o
Security Guard: .....................................
Snackatarium: Take 6
[Skipper and Marlene are shown inside a freezer]
Marlene: *shivering* S-S-Skip-p-per? D-D-Do you hav-v-ve a p-p-p-plan h-her-r-re?
Skipper: Do I? :D We hang tight until this cow juice expires! Then we use the putrid scent of curdled milk to stun and overcome X! >:)
Marlene: N-N-Not s-s-sure ab-b-b-bout th-
Skipper: No, you're right! We'd totally miss the game! OK! Now try this on. That window; it's a little high, and it's gonna be a little-
Marlene: *jumps out of freezer* It's good! Let's go I'm freezing! *makes it to window* Skipper! It totally worked! We can-*gasp* :O
X: *holding Skipper* A bird in a hand is infinitely better than an otter in a rush. But why not have both?! >:) *makes a grab for Marlene*
Marlene: *moves out of the way*
Skipper: *bites X's finger*
X: AAAHHHHH! DX<
Skipper: *spits* I believe the sign says all employees must wash-*X squishes him*
27K: *hits X with stick* Hey! Back off, man! Nobody hurts Skipper! >:( *hits*
X: Ah! Get her off me! D:
Director: Where does this chick keep coming from!?!? >:(
27K: *to director* I am the ninja! *ninja pose*
Director: T_T
Snackatarium: Take 7
Skipper: *spits* I believe the sign says all employees must wash-
X: *squishes Skipper* >:( *looks back to window* Otter's gone...but it don't matter. You, penguin, are the triple power, lotto-grand jackpot prize. The otter was just a two-dollar scratch head. >:)
Marlene: [is shown in top of slushie machine] I don't even get that analogy, but gosh, I think I should be insulted. >:/
X: [on phone] Animal control? Let me speak to the top dog. [pause] No, I don't want to talk to an actual dog, I want to talk to the boss-lady. >:/ [pause]
Marlene: *brings various items from one side of the store ot the other while X is distracted*
X: Why yes. It is indeed former animal control Officer X. Who is this? [pause] Dave? Well, I don't know why you need to know that, Dave! All you need to know is that I need to talk to Supervisor Eubanks. [pause] Well, yes, it does have to do with a penguin, what of it? I-Hello? Dave? I never liked Dave. >:( But that's okay, I'd charge through a hundred blizzards to deliver you to justice. >:)
Marlene: If you're gonna do that, be sure to hydrate! *shuts food into slushie machine causing it to explode in X's face*
[Outside]
Skipper: *bites through licorice rope*
Marlene: Really? You couldn't have done that sooner?
Skipper: I really hate the taste of licorice.
Marlene: So, what do ya think? Pretty good, huh? :D
Skipper: Remember to hydrate? A little weak, but the action? That was pure penguin gold, Marlene! :D
Marlene: Well, uh, thank you! Actually, I was ki-
X: *grabs them* Thought no one was mindin' the saw, hm? Wrong. X is always on the job. *evil laugh*
[Manhole cover drops on X's foot]
X: Owww! *drops Marlene and Skipper*
Skipper/Marlene: *knocks X out with a kick*
27K: See! You two make such a great team! Just kiss already! :D
Skipper: *faceflipper*
Marlene: *rolls eyes*
Director: *throws clipboard away* I give up.
TDH: this is a remake to the movie with the same title. The character's personalities may be somewhat altered to fit the characters from the movie. Please read and review. Rated T for sexuality and some language.
Narrator: This is a story of Boy meets Girl.
The boy, Kowalski, grew up thinking he'd never truly be happy until the day he met The One. This belief stands from early exposure to Skipper's hard training and being cooped up in his lab making recipes for disaster.
The girl, Summer, did not share this belief. Since the separation from her family, she only loved two things. The first was her long feathery hair. The second was how easily she could cut it off, and feel nothing.
Kowalski meets Summer on January 8th. He knows almost immediately, she is who he's been searching for.
This is a story of Boy meets Girl, but you should know upfront, this is not a love story.
Narrator: This is a story of Boy meets Girl.
The boy, Kowalski, grew up thinking he'd never truly be happy until the day he met The One. This belief stands from early exposure to Skipper's hard training and being cooped up in his lab making recipes for disaster.
The girl, Summer, did not share this belief. Since the separation from her family, she only loved two things. The first was her long feathery hair. The second was how easily she could cut it off, and feel nothing.
Kowalski meets Summer on January 8th. He knows almost immediately, she is who he's been searching for.
This is a story of Boy meets Girl, but you should know upfront, this is not a love story.
