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Snackatarium: Take 1

X: This hiding space is not so sweet! >:) *moves salty sweet snacks out of the way to reveal Marlene*

Marlene: Sweet? Really? That's the joke you-I mean, AAAHHH! *jumps away from X's grab*

X: *finds Marlene behind sodas* This spot is fizzed out! >:)

Marlene: Better, but-AAAHHH! *jumps away from X*

X: *kicks over trash can* And that one was-Where is she?

Marlene: I'm not getting in that filthy trash can! >:/

Director: *sigh* I told you before, it's just props. It's not real garbage!

Marlene: ...Fine...

Snackatarium: Take 2

X: *finds Marlene behind sodas* This spot is fizzed out! >:)

Marlene: Better, but-AAAHHH! *jumps away from X*

X: *kicks over trash can to find Marlene* And that one was just garbage!

Marlene: Oh! Yuck! This really is garbage! You lied to me! >:(

Director: But it shouldn't have be-

Julien: Ahahahahahaaa! Oh! Oh, I so got you, didn't I?! Ahahahahahahaaaa!!!! *doubles over holding stomach*

Marlene: Julien!!!! >:(

Julien: *wipes away tear* What? Be having a sense of humor, silly otter!

Marlene: >=( *chases Julien*

Julien: Yaaah! Somebody help me!! D:

Snackatarium: Take 3

X: *finds Marlene behind sodas* This spot is fizzed out! >:)

Marlene: Better, but-AAAHHH! *jumps away from X*

X: *kicks over trash can to find Marlene* And that one was just garbage!

Marlene: Too much! Too much! DX *X grabs her*

X: Now, where is your penguin pal? >:(

Skipper: Hey! *is shown on a spinning fan* I'm not a fan of you! *leaps off of fan but misses X and lands on Marlene*

Marlene: Ow! Skipper! >:(

Skipper: What? Jumping off of that thing at just the right moment is harder than it looks!

Snackatarium: Take 4

X: *finds Marlene behind sodas* This spot is fizzed out! >:)

Marlene: Better, but-AAAHHH! *jumps away from X*

X: *kicks over trash can to find Marlene* And that one was just garbage!

Marlene: Too much! Too much! DX *X grabs her*

X: Now, where is your penguin pal? >:(

Skipper: Hey! *is shown on a spinning fan* I'm not a fan of you! *jumps off and kicks X in the face knocking him off of his feet*

Marlene: *falls into Skipper's flippers*

[Crazy fan pops out of nowhere and takes pictures]

27K: I knew you loved Marlene! :D *takes picture*

Director: Hey! Who let her in?! >:(

27K: Oh, you two make an adorable couple! <3 *takes pic*

Skipper: *blushes slightly* This is part of the script! Nothing more!

Director: Somebody get security in here! >:(

27K: Then why are you still holding her? >:)

Skipper: ...........*puts Marlene down* I dunno what you're talkin' about...

Marlene: ._.

Security Guard: *starts pulling 27K to the exit*

27K: Hey! Let go of me! I am president of The Penguins of Madagascar fanspot! You'll hear from my lawyer! >:( *gets taken out of studio*

[Awkward silence]

Skipper: *clears throat* So...let's get back to work, shall we?

Snackatarium: Take 5

X: Now, where is your penguin pal? >:(

Skipper: Hey! X! *is shown on a spinning fan* I'm not a fan of you! *jumps off and kicks X in the face knocking him off of his feet*

Marlene: *falls into Skipper's flippers*

Skipper: *runs to hiding place*

X: *gets up and starts looking around* I know you're here, somewhere, penguin. And I will catch you! No matter where you hide! *deranged laugh* I will...

[Skipper and Marlene are shown inside a freezer]

Marlene: *shivering* S-S-Skip-p-per? D-D-Do you hav-v-ve a p-p-p-plan h-her-r-re?

Skipper: Do I? :D We hang tight until this cow juice expires! Then we use the putrid scent of curdled milk to stun and overcome X! >:)

Marlene: N-N-Not s-s-sure ab-b-b-bout th-

Skipper: No, you-

27K: *suddenly appears next to the director* CUT! Hello!? Can't you see you're girlfriend is cold!? Do the gentlemen-like thing and put your flipper around her! >:(

Director: What? But you were...how did...Never mind! Security!

27K: Whaat?! Why are we always hatin' on the fans?! >:/

Security Guard: *about to take 27K's arm*

27K: *pulls away* Back off, buddy! I have a taser! O_o

Security Guard: .....................................

Snackatarium: Take 6

[Skipper and Marlene are shown inside a freezer]

Marlene: *shivering* S-S-Skip-p-per? D-D-Do you hav-v-ve a p-p-p-plan h-her-r-re?

Skipper: Do I? :D We hang tight until this cow juice expires! Then we use the putrid scent of curdled milk to stun and overcome X! >:)

Marlene: N-N-Not s-s-sure ab-b-b-bout th-

Skipper: No, you're right! We'd totally miss the game! OK! Now try this on. That window; it's a little high, and it's gonna be a little-

Marlene: *jumps out of freezer* It's good! Let's go I'm freezing! *makes it to window* Skipper! It totally worked! We can-*gasp* :O

X: *holding Skipper* A bird in a hand is infinitely better than an otter in a rush. But why not have both?! >:) *makes a grab for Marlene*

Marlene: *moves out of the way*

Skipper: *bites X's finger*

X: AAAHHHHH! DX<

Skipper: *spits* I believe the sign says all employees must wash-*X squishes him*

27K: *hits X with stick* Hey! Back off, man! Nobody hurts Skipper! >:( *hits*

X: Ah! Get her off me! D:

Director: Where does this chick keep coming from!?!? >:(

27K: *to director* I am the ninja! *ninja pose*

Director: T_T

Snackatarium: Take 7

Skipper: *spits* I believe the sign says all employees must wash-

X: *squishes Skipper* >:( *looks back to window* Otter's gone...but it don't matter. You, penguin, are the triple power, lotto-grand jackpot prize. The otter was just a two-dollar scratch head. >:)

Marlene: [is shown in top of slushie machine] I don't even get that analogy, but gosh, I think I should be insulted. >:/

X: [on phone] Animal control? Let me speak to the top dog. [pause] No, I don't want to talk to an actual dog, I want to talk to the boss-lady. >:/ [pause]

Marlene: *brings various items from one side of the store ot the other while X is distracted*

X: Why yes. It is indeed former animal control Officer X. Who is this? [pause] Dave? Well, I don't know why you need to know that, Dave! All you need to know is that I need to talk to Supervisor Eubanks. [pause] Well, yes, it does have to do with a penguin, what of it? I-Hello? Dave? I never liked Dave. >:( But that's okay, I'd charge through a hundred blizzards to deliver you to justice. >:)

Marlene: If you're gonna do that, be sure to hydrate! *shuts food into slushie machine causing it to explode in X's face*

[Outside]

Skipper: *bites through licorice rope*

Marlene: Really? You couldn't have done that sooner?

Skipper: I really hate the taste of licorice.

Marlene: So, what do ya think? Pretty good, huh? :D

Skipper: Remember to hydrate? A little weak, but the action? That was pure penguin gold, Marlene! :D

Marlene: Well, uh, thank you! Actually, I was ki-

X: *grabs them* Thought no one was mindin' the saw, hm? Wrong. X is always on the job. *evil laugh*

[Manhole cover drops on X's foot]

X: Owww! *drops Marlene and Skipper*

Skipper/Marlene: *knocks X out with a kick*

27K: See! You two make such a great team! Just kiss already! :D

Skipper: *faceflipper*

Marlene: *rolls eyes*

Director: *throws clipboard away* I give up.
Classic songs converted into POM

I had this funny idea one night after I had read a weird book. I'm about to try it! Please tell me if you like it!

London Bridge 

Penguin bridge is blow-ing up! 
Blow-ing up! Blow-ing up! 
Penguin bridge is blow-ing up! 
My baaad penguin.
BOOM!


Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star

Twinkle, twinkle, little bomb. 
How I wonder when you'll boom.
Down in my flipp-ers so low.
Like an arrow with a bow.
Twinkle, twinkle, little bomb.
How I wonder when you'll boom.
BOOM!


Old McDonald

Zoo keeper Alice had a zoo!
EIEIO!
And in the zoo there were the penguins!
EIEIO!
With a mission here, and...
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posted by ImAnEasel
Author's note: This fanfiction is kind of a cross between The Penguins Of Madagascar and Avatar: The Last Airbender, though, to be honest, the only ATLA in it is quite a bit of element bending. No ATLA characters, or settings. Just the idea of element bending. The rest is TPOM and my own imagination. Oh and, by the way, I'm so sorry for being a rubbish fanfiction writer and never ever finishing my other fanfictions. I hope I'll finish this one, because I have the ending planned out in my head, unlike most of my other ffs... Anyway, enjoy! Oh wait, one more thing: Squeak and Chloe are my OCs....
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Private screamed as the rock zoomed towards him.
There was a loud explosion right behind the huge man's feet. Private and Kowalski flew over the rock and onto the hard, damp ground from the force of the explosion.
The huge man had been blown up.
Kowalski grimaced as bit's of charred flesh and splinters of bone rained down on him. He looked up to see who had blown up the man.
Rico was coming out of the trees.
Kowalski yelled in joy and was running over to him when he heard Private scream again. He turned to see Hans standing over Private, about to stab a knife into his throat.
Kowalski bent...
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Ivy's point of view:

"Hey, Lame-o," Alice said. "Get out of there. The zoo isn't even open yet."
Kowalski turned around and saw her. She laid a plank of wood down and told Kowalski to cross it. He obeyed, then Alice led him to the entrance/exit. The device (that's what I call it) was laying on the ground.
"No, Kowalski!" Skipper cried. 
He got out of our circle and almost stepped on the device. 
"Wait!" Private cried, at the same time Skipper almost stepped on it.
Skipper just looked at Private, and continued. Private tackled him, to prevent him from becoming human.
"What are you doing?" Skipper...
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On Doris' Madagascar Wiki page, it says that she will be voiced by Calista Flockhart! So far, we also know that there MIGHT (it is not confirmed, but people think it's possible) be a love trianlge between Dr. Blowhole, Doris, and Kowalski. We also know that from the "Penguin Who Loved Me" poster that she might not have a Segway.
Also on the wiki, it says that it will be the last Dr. Blowhole special(however, I haven't found that anywhere else, and Wikia's can be modified by anyone, so this may not be true.) If you guys know anything else, plz tell me and/or post/comment!
Katherine paused and closed her eyes to stop the tears.
“Your grandparents were special persons...” she said. Skipper put his flipper on her shoulder.
“Katherine, they died for save you all, they’re the heroes” he said. Katherine opened eyes and smiled.
“Ok, I woke up on the next day...”

Flashback

Katherine opened her eyes, she was laying on a bed in an old ship. There was a little dark, she turned to Karen who was sitting on a chair. She wasn’t sad, now, she was angry at Blowhole.
“Where are we?”
“We’ll be soon in China” Karen said.
“China?”
“It’s a... nevermind,...
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posted by Kowalskyman1
kowalski and marline were in love
kowalski and marline were in love
in the penguin habitat, Skipper is trying to enjoy` his moring cuppa fish joe, but every time he trys for a sip, a horrible wail makes him jump, followed by a series of bangs "agh, rico, private, take care of kowalski, im trying to drink my joe here!!" he moans, and as they open the door to kowalskis lab, they see kowalski by his mixing table sobbing, trying to perfect a chemical, but his tears keep dripping into his chemicals and causing an explosions, and he has to try again, rico, thinking its an explosives party, vomits out a stick of dynamite, but before he can throw it, private shakes...
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Put this on fanfiction, on Deviantart...
So I want it here too. c:
But I think it's kind of bad.
And the reason why he killed Manfredi and Johnson is stupid.

Written by me
Translated by my sister
Design about Manfredi and Johnson by LittleEliot


„Skipper please ransom us…" said Manfredi afflicted. The chiefpenguin just starred with a shocked face at his two teamcollegues. Should he really give them the death blow? It would be better for both, they didn´t look like someone could save them. But he couldn´t…He couldn´t kill his team collegues!
Why did that dansk snake do that?! He trusted the...
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Table of Contents:
1. The New Cadet (Drama, Action, Friendship)
2. The End (Suspense, Horror, Drama, Action, Thriller)
3. The Triangle (Suspense, Science Fiction, Action, Thriller, Survival)
4. Skipper 2 (Horror)
5. Argh! (Friendship, Adventure)
6. Home (Friendship, Drama, Survival)
7. Transformed Book One: Scattered (Humanized, Science Fiction)
8. Transormed Book Two: Changing (Humanized, Science Fiction, Friendship)
9. Transformed Book Three: Difficulties (Humanized, Drama, Science Fiction)
10. Transformed The Final Book (Humanized, Science Fiction, Drama)
The New Cadet:
The penguins are in for an event,...
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posted by RockOnPenguin
Skipper stood silently at the edge of the overhang that eventually lead to the pool. The wind was strong, like rocks being thrown at you. Wind being so strong, Skipper still stood there, staring into space.

Kowalski rose from the HQ, giving Skipper a curious look.

"Skipper, what are you doing?"

No answer.

"Skipper? Hello? You there?" Kowalski asked again.

Still no answer.

"I wonder what's up with him." Kowalski thought.
Kowalski presented Skipper to the others.

"Is Skippah OK?" Private asked with a worried look.

"Not sure what it is, but he's been standing there all morning, just staring into the atmosphere."...
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Dear Readers,
If you expected this to be another chapter of Crossroads, I am sorry to say that this is not what you expected. The song 'Shadows of the Past' is a song I wrote that has a whole lot to do with the Crossroads story. If you're sick of music and tired of trying to imagine what the tune may be, I'm not asking you to do anything you don't want to. If you're in the mood, then by sweet dandy candy I'd say sit back and enjoy it! X3

--
I was a kid with bigger plans and bigger slips than the next guy.
I had some friends who'd trip you up, then make for the sky.
Every kid has a time when they...
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posted by legendary7
Kowalski sighed. All Skipper did while Private had left was complain. That night, he was extremely crabby, and when Skipper's not happy, no one dares to be happy or even tries. Well, it all seemed to be over, since he was heading to bed so that made the tension on Kowalski ease up.
"Rico, make sure Skipper stays in bed." Kowalski whispered to his compadre. Rico nodded virgorously. Skipper was lying down, drinking milk from his mug. Skipper's eyelids grew heavy under his sleeping cap. His eyes blinked for extra seconds.
Rico lightly placed Skipper's mobile over his leader's bunk. He hit each...
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With a certain picture being shown on here for a third time--technically, only part of a picture (with Doris the dolphin and Kowalski) as one, but nonetheless, it was still part of the picture, so this counts for that as well--I think this needs to be cleared up for EVERYONE on this site. If you know this, great. If you don't, here it is simply. The picture for the (possibly) show finale "The Penguin Who Loved Me" as shown on Bob Schooley's twitter is for Twitter and twitter only! Bob Schooley made it clear that he only wanted it kept on that site and for it not to be anywhere else online....
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The penguins finally made it to JFK International. As they suspected, the power was out. It wasn't hard to sneak through the airport with the civilians distracted with panic, crying children, and others who were demanding their money back for the plane tickets that they obviously couldn't use anymore. Once they made it to the shoreline, Skipper gave the orders. "Okay men! We go in two man teams! Kowalski! You and Rico scope out the-" Chink! "What was that?" Kowalski's eyes widened. "Skipper! Behind yo-"

It was too late. The small object that had fallen behind Skipper erupted, a white gas released...
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A second later, he is out of my flippers in a dash. I glance down to my feet. He's gone. Fear bubbles inside my body, but soon ceases as I hear a jolly giggle.
"Wh-" I stare down to my left, bending over. Another cackle cuts off my sentence. Hiding behind my right leg, Private grins from earhole to earhole.
"I wonder where Private went. Hmmmm. Is he over … here?!" I play along, and quickly turn my head. He's not there.
"Huh?" I ponder, but once again his laughter makes me smile. I just know he's behind the other one.
I take a step forward and turn around, catching him off guard. I swing down,...
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Don't worry...there's a translation.
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(Malaysian Version)

Apa palang pintu ialah?

Oleh haiwan Tengah taman Zoo (kecuali untuk penguin dan lemur)

Apakah raket?
Apakah derapan?
Kami berada di bawah seranganIa adalah satu perkara hidup atau mati

Saya adalah impian kacang dalam tidur nyenyak
Saya mendengar apa yang saya percaya menjadi jeritan
Bahawa bukan saya yang Bada
Hei yo saya adalah adil, Terkejut!

Tetapi apakah cahaya ini
Di tengah-tengah malam
Anda mempunyai di sisi andaIa belakang saya
Apa palang pintu ialah?
Apa palang pintu ialah?

Check out bahawa Mook di langit malam berbintang
Berikan saya saat untuk...
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posted by Skiparah
I slowed my pace, but I could hear wing-beats and heavy footsteps behind me. I looked over my shoulder. Hans was hot on my trail, anger and hatred burning in his eyes. Further behind him were at least two-dozen guards. I couldn't stop here. I sped up, kicking the pavement behind me with my feet. I ducked underneath a vehicle as it sped by. I swear it just about made me have an early molt. I focussed ahead, forgetting the truck. A lady's high-heeled feet stood in my way. I braced myself, shooting like a blackand white bullet right between her legs. The woman shrieked like a headless chicken...
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The men storm in. I peek from under the dangling sheets under my bed. They split up.
"We know you're in here, kid. If we have to come, and find you it's going to be a very long and painful death." He warns, and inches closer to the bed. "You're hiding like a coward, but we'll gut you like a fish!" He says slicing the sheet.
No one's there. I breathe a sigh of relief from beneath the other bed. I hear them march out. As I wriggle out from under the bed.
A strange feeling of heat touches my face. In the corner, is a glowing light. I stagger over, following the hot light. There I see something...
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March 06, 2000
0739 hours


"Hey! Are you okay?" Fahlcon crouched low to avoid gunfire, and ran to the man on the ground hidden behind a slope clutching his shoulder. Once he got to him, he lied his gun down and examined his wound. It was deep. He couldn't even see the bullet. Blood covered his entire shoulder and he was sweating. There was sign of infection. "What's your name soldier?" Fahlcon asked. "Hans...Hans Gruber." The man answered. He spoke with a Danish accent. He had dark hair and hazel eyes. Fahlcon swung his rifle on his back and helped him up. Half carrying him, he managed to get...
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posted by mostar1219
A deserted, wrecked Central Park Zoo was shown and there are screens with Blowhole's face on them. It looked like an apocylyptic wasteland Skipper was talking about a long time ago. A periscope came out of the hole of the Penguin habitat. In the Penguin HQ, Kowalski put the finishing touches on his new mobile Chronotron.
"Alright, it's complete," Kowalski said.
When Private heard that, he locked every entrance in the HQ so that Blowhole wouldn't hear. He was more frightened than usual.
"Are you sure this'll help save us?" Skipper asked while punching the wall from anger.
"I did some research, Skipper,...
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