Congratulations, Pokemon, you’re right up there with My Little Pony and Sonic the Hedgehog with having the worst possible fanfics imaginable. I don’t blame you, Pokemon. I blame the writers of the fucking awful fanfics. I mean what the fuck. Who thought THIS thing would be a good idea. Well, the fanfic that made Pokemon have a bad fanfiction source is none other than Pudge! The End of Pokemon. After reading this, it feels like it.
So, it starts with our character, Pudge, telling us that he is a ten year old assassin. Okay, we are literally two sentences in, and this fanfic already sucks shit out of a sewage pipe. How, or better yet, WHY, is a ten year old kid an assassin. Not to mention, this little shit is one of the most unlikable main characters in fanfiction. Why? Well, we’ll find out soon.
So, he packs up pistols, assault rifle, two katanas and three swords… even though katanas ARE swords, but whatever, and went to get a taxi. Also, he says his parents won’t know he’s gone because they will be working for 8 months. What kind of fucking job keeps you from your kids for eight fucking months? And what kind of awful parents leaves their TEN YEAR OLD SON...