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1. Brock: I didn't know vikings still existed...
Ash: They mostly live in Minnesota!

2. Brock: Rejected...by the only girl I ever loved!
Ash: That's ok, Brock - you'll find lots of other girls to reject you!

3. James: Hey, how can we breathe underwater?
Jessie: I don't know. Just shut up and swim!
Meowth:Do you think we'll get a bigger part in the next movie?

4. Jessie: "Pikachu's ours!!"
Meowth: Yeah...we still got three minutes!"

5. Jessie: Prepare for more trouble than you've ever seen!
James: And make it double, 'cuz we're on the big screen!
Ash: I'm gonna have to catch this on Video!

6. Brock: This Nurse Joy's Bangs are 1 cm longer than any other Joy in the country...
Ash: Brock, that's amazing!
Max: Yeah, that's really something!
May: He's something else alright...

7. James: "I am the Flaming Moltres!"
Jessie: "Where on Earth did he get that costume?"
Meowth: "Straight outta his closet."

8. Misty: "Bug! Bug! Bug! Bug!"
Ash: "Maybe it's a... " *pops up in a cow costume* "...COW-terpie!"

9. Jessie:
"Just once, I'd like to make a dramatic exit that DOESN'T involve a life-threatening explosion. "

10. James: Quick! It's coming! Dance like an eggplant!

11. Jessie: (To Misty) Listen to me kid when you get involved with the opposite sex you're only asking for trouble.
James Yes, and thats the kind of trouble...I stay out of.
Meowth You's two don't need da opposite sex cuz you got eachother!Hahaha!
Jessie What does THAT mean!?

12. Jessie: Prepare for trouble, and a dance!
James: I'm wearing tights instead of pants!

13. Ash: If anybody's out there, you can come out. And if you're a monster or a ghost, you can stay where you are.

14. Narrator: So the story continues
James of Team Rocket: Drats! We just wasted this entire episode cheering for the good guys.
Narrator: That's right James.

15. James : We have a proud tradition of failure to uphold.

16. James : With enemies like that, who needs friends?

17. Misty: Oh no. Staryu's in real pain.
Ash: How can you tell? It doesn't even have a face.
Misty: It's because I'M sensitive to others feelings.
Ash: Oh yeah, like I'm not

18. Meowth: I hate water, especially WET water.

19. [Brock growls at Charmandar]
Brock : Light the lamp not me.
[Pikachu laughs]

20. Ash: It's following Pikachu around like its a streaker or something,
Misty: Huh Ash you mean a STALKER!

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I love the first one!

1. Brock: I didn't know vikings still existed...
Ash: They mostly live in Minnesota!
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I dont know why, but I laughed sooooo hard at number 10.
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Zmidy313 said:
I like 20!!
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13 and 17 and 11
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ghinwa said:
these are really funny quotes:P
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Oh yeah, not to mention the motto mess-up in the Pokemon Center. I mean, whenever there's a piece of PIE in the universe? Kind of makes me glad I'm part of Team Plasma...

-Plasma Grunt Katie
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You forgot one...

Ash: Aww, it's raining!
Brock: I know! I'll use my frying pan, as a drying pan!
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Where did the 10 come from?
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1, 2, 9, 10, 12 made me laugh so hard for some reason..., and 18, which is so weird its funny.
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I've got another one. This is from "The Battling Eevee Brothers" Misty: It must be nice to have big brothers. Ash: Youcould pass for my brother. (Misty hits Ash in the head) Brock: Grasshopper had little sense but big mouth. LOL well said Brock, well said.
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