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How To Piss Off Your Girlfriend By Shooting Her Cat With A Glue Gun Filled With Water Because The Cat Keeps Messing With The Wires To Your Sweet Surround Sound System

How to Stop Cats From Messing With Wires and Becoming Computer Scientists

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